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All-Stars II: Ace Taylor vs. K-Oz (Mayhem Rules)
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The scene opens wi...
Hey! HEY!! You! Narrator!
The scene... What? Me?
Yeah, you. Any other narrator 'round here? I don't want you narratin' for me. I can do it my damn self. So walk on your ass outta here, I'm narratin' this story!
But...
Beat it! Before I jam your head through a windshield.
Ha ha. Is this thing on? Oh... Wanna guess what happened to the narrator? You won't know unless I tell ya. Wanna know? I Sudden Impacted him so hard, the lily pig drove his own head onto a windshield. Haha! Turd. So... Anyway... I... What do I do now? Dammit....
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.........
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Hey, narrator. HEY! NARRATOR!! Wake up! Dammit....
Dammit to hell, this is gonna take a while. Sumbitch is out cold.
The scene opens with K-Oz walking down the streets. It's currently 8:32pm as he heads towards a nearby 7-Eleven.
I need milk.
He needs milk. Once in the store we see there is a group of about 6 young adults. All with alcoholic drinks in hand. But K-Oz simply walks by towards were the milk is at. He looks towards the group and notices...... Yoo-Hoo!!
Yoo-Hoo!
I just said that. He dashes towards it. Driven by his love for junk food. Especially Yoo-hoo and M&M's. He grabs it, but.... The rowdy group of probably drunk teens notices. Oh booooy....
Yo, look at tha bald guy.
Chocolate milk? Dude, it's party night, get a beer.
I don't drink your pussy little beers.
Pussy? Beers? Dude, beers equal pussy, bro.
Dude, this guys a wuss. Forget him.
Imma, imma wha?
A wuss!
I didn't hear ya....
I said you're a... AHH!!
K-Oz kicks the guy in the gut and swings at the other guys. He grabs one and throws him head first onto a fridge door.
Ah look, you can't drive. You're already swiveling.
He knocks beers onto the head of another guy and finishes laying them all out. He sits by one who's on the floor, his back held the broken fridge door. He grabs his Yoo-Hoo...
Son, I don't drink beer. It makes me stupid. Like you. If you hadn't drunk beer and bothered me, I wouldn't be pissed off and I wouldn't have kicked your asses. But hey, it's rude to buy stuff and not consume it. Here, drink.
He grabs a beer, opens it and pours it over the knocked out guys head.
Drink up. Hey! I said drink up!
He smashes the beer can other the guys head.
Guess he's not thirsty.
K-Oz gets up and grabs his stuff and heads for the counter. The cashier just doesn't seem to care. A nice looking young woman who just stands on the counter reading a magazine, head held by her hand with a face that oozes "I don't care".
This oughta cover the milk and drinks. I got a cousin who works with fixing fridges. Here's his number. Call him, he does it for free.
Why is it that you insist on being so annoying?
Sir, please. If you don't want to sign the petition, that's alright. But you don't have to be a jerk.
The scene opens with a man with a clipboard in front of a ticked off K-Oz by his house.
Just explain to me why should I care about Chick-Fill-A?
Because of their stance against same-sex marriage.
I ain't gay. So I don't care. Now piss off. You're interrupting my lunch.
Sir, you may regret not doing anything for your fellow man.
Fellow man won't let me eat. I regret answering the door for fellow man, DAMMIT leave!
The man leaves running off with his clipboard as K-Oz goes back into the house to eat...
K-Oz is sitting, watching TV...
DAMN OLYMPICS! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SOAP OPERAS?!
Hey...
What?
So... Ace Taylor
Who?
The guy you're wrestling.
Oh yeah... Who cares?
Shouldn't you?
No. I can kick his lily ass.
How?
Whadaya mean "how"? Dumbass, I will bang his head on the mat, I will slam through his legs against the post, I will pull his hair out until he screams like a damn little girl. The punk ain't got shit on me. Matter of fact, he is shit.
That's pretty confidant for a guy who's paid zero attention to All-Stars in general.
I don't need to take this shit from some talking voice. Did you realize it's pitch black here?
Yes. The scene opens...... With K-Oz dangling upside down over a volcano.
What? WHA!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
Fine, the scene is pitch black.
Whatever, I'll go get... Well what's this I'm feeling?
Um.... My penis I believe.
Argh! You... BOOM! Sudden Impact!
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.
.
.
He down. He ain't doin' no narrating. And neither is Ace Taylor. I'm gonna give him a Sudden Impact so hard, I'll crack the ring. Because K-Oz is K-Oz, no person messes with me. Because I mess them up. BOOM! RP over, bitch.
Hey! HEY!! You! Narrator!
The scene... What? Me?
Yeah, you. Any other narrator 'round here? I don't want you narratin' for me. I can do it my damn self. So walk on your ass outta here, I'm narratin' this story!
But...
Beat it! Before I jam your head through a windshield.
Ha ha. Is this thing on? Oh... Wanna guess what happened to the narrator? You won't know unless I tell ya. Wanna know? I Sudden Impacted him so hard, the lily pig drove his own head onto a windshield. Haha! Turd. So... Anyway... I... What do I do now? Dammit....
.....
.........
............
Hey, narrator. HEY! NARRATOR!! Wake up! Dammit....
Dammit to hell, this is gonna take a while. Sumbitch is out cold.
The scene opens with K-Oz walking down the streets. It's currently 8:32pm as he heads towards a nearby 7-Eleven.
I need milk.
He needs milk. Once in the store we see there is a group of about 6 young adults. All with alcoholic drinks in hand. But K-Oz simply walks by towards were the milk is at. He looks towards the group and notices...... Yoo-Hoo!!
Yoo-Hoo!
I just said that. He dashes towards it. Driven by his love for junk food. Especially Yoo-hoo and M&M's. He grabs it, but.... The rowdy group of probably drunk teens notices. Oh booooy....
Yo, look at tha bald guy.
Chocolate milk? Dude, it's party night, get a beer.
I don't drink your pussy little beers.
Pussy? Beers? Dude, beers equal pussy, bro.
Dude, this guys a wuss. Forget him.
Imma, imma wha?
A wuss!
I didn't hear ya....
I said you're a... AHH!!
K-Oz kicks the guy in the gut and swings at the other guys. He grabs one and throws him head first onto a fridge door.
Ah look, you can't drive. You're already swiveling.
He knocks beers onto the head of another guy and finishes laying them all out. He sits by one who's on the floor, his back held the broken fridge door. He grabs his Yoo-Hoo...
Son, I don't drink beer. It makes me stupid. Like you. If you hadn't drunk beer and bothered me, I wouldn't be pissed off and I wouldn't have kicked your asses. But hey, it's rude to buy stuff and not consume it. Here, drink.
He grabs a beer, opens it and pours it over the knocked out guys head.
Drink up. Hey! I said drink up!
He smashes the beer can other the guys head.
Guess he's not thirsty.
K-Oz gets up and grabs his stuff and heads for the counter. The cashier just doesn't seem to care. A nice looking young woman who just stands on the counter reading a magazine, head held by her hand with a face that oozes "I don't care".
This oughta cover the milk and drinks. I got a cousin who works with fixing fridges. Here's his number. Call him, he does it for free.
Why is it that you insist on being so annoying?
Sir, please. If you don't want to sign the petition, that's alright. But you don't have to be a jerk.
The scene opens with a man with a clipboard in front of a ticked off K-Oz by his house.
Just explain to me why should I care about Chick-Fill-A?
Because of their stance against same-sex marriage.
I ain't gay. So I don't care. Now piss off. You're interrupting my lunch.
Sir, you may regret not doing anything for your fellow man.
Fellow man won't let me eat. I regret answering the door for fellow man, DAMMIT leave!
The man leaves running off with his clipboard as K-Oz goes back into the house to eat...
K-Oz is sitting, watching TV...
DAMN OLYMPICS! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SOAP OPERAS?!
Hey...
What?
So... Ace Taylor
Who?
The guy you're wrestling.
Oh yeah... Who cares?
Shouldn't you?
No. I can kick his lily ass.
How?
Whadaya mean "how"? Dumbass, I will bang his head on the mat, I will slam through his legs against the post, I will pull his hair out until he screams like a damn little girl. The punk ain't got shit on me. Matter of fact, he is shit.
That's pretty confidant for a guy who's paid zero attention to All-Stars in general.
I don't need to take this shit from some talking voice. Did you realize it's pitch black here?
Yes. The scene opens...... With K-Oz dangling upside down over a volcano.
What? WHA!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
Fine, the scene is pitch black.
Whatever, I'll go get... Well what's this I'm feeling?
Um.... My penis I believe.
Argh! You... BOOM! Sudden Impact!
.
.
.
.
.
He down. He ain't doin' no narrating. And neither is Ace Taylor. I'm gonna give him a Sudden Impact so hard, I'll crack the ring. Because K-Oz is K-Oz, no person messes with me. Because I mess them up. BOOM! RP over, bitch.
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