Sabotuer: And now Ladies and germs, this is your Main-Event of the night!
Saboteur: At six feet tall, weighing 191 pounds. It is Havvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Haven walks out in a spinning motion until stopping at the edge of the entrance ramp in a crouching position with his cape pulled over the bottom half of his face. Finally, he shoots out of the crouching position and makes his way down the ramp while connecting hands with the fans at ringside. Though when he removes his cape, green fireworks explode from the ring posts, signifying the arrival of the Super Hero.
Blade: So this guy is a superhero. With no powers.
Blade:
Batman has no powers.
Blade: Batman has the power of fear. This guy has the power of, what, green? He’s going to save the world by harnessing the power of green?
Saboteur: Weighing in at 205 pounds, and at a height of six feet tall. Coming from Mexico City, Mexico, it is El Genio Verdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The arena goes dark until the music hits, followed my green mood lighting. Verde makes his way down the ramp while adjusting his mask. He slides into the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle while yelling Evil. He removes his cape and backflips off. Though unlike the fellow green caped masked man, Verde simply points at the Titantron, which fades away from Verde's titantron which goes black. Then Giant red numbers appear on the screen blinking
10:00
Blade: Well, that’s comforting.
Blade: Maybe he just needs the timer because has something cooking in the oven.
Blade: Yeah, he’s cooking evil. With a dash of cruelty and a pinch of corruption. With a recipe taken from a cookbook of injustice. Served alongside sautéed onions of doom.
Blade: That analogy really got away from you at the end there, huh?
Haven does not even wait for the bell that signify's the start of the match, he grabs Verde by the collar of his tight green shirt and shoves him into the corner. Quickly interrogating the villain about the timer on the large screen. To which, Verde laughs manically. Once the bell starts, he points to the timer, which begins to count down by the second. Both Haven and the referee distracted by the clock for a moment, Verde hits Haven with a sneaky low blow.
Blade: Well, that wasn’t very nice.
Blade: Yet the doomsday timer doesn’t bother you?
Blade: Mass homicide is far more acceptable than hitting a guy in the balls.
Haven doubles over in sheer pain, to which Verde takes full advantage of this by pulling Haven's head towards him and quickly climbs up to the top rope to land a quick, but effective tornado DDT! The ref oblivious to the previous low blow starts the count 1....2.... kick out at 2!
Haven snaps up quickly ready to take control of the match he leaps up to snap off a kick to the head of Verde, who with full control of the match dodges the kick, but also grabbing Haven's leg he spins a whole 360 degrees before tossing Haven clear out of the ring! Sending the hero straight into the crowd barrier outside, destroying the barricade.
Blade:,Damn, why does every single superhero end up destroying expensive public property!?
Blade: Yeah, when you think about it, superheroes are really incompetent.
Verde, who standing out the outside begins to tap the temple to his head, mocking the death defying Haven who manages to stand on his own two feet after the throw. Verde, grabs hold of the ropes and launches himself in a spinning Plancha to the outside, spinning quickly to his target. Though with one final rotation, Verde's face meets the heels of Haven's boots who kicked him with all his might in a drop kick!
The kick stunned Verde, who hit the ground around the ring like a dead weight. Haven now takes the offensive, who manages to leap from the ground to the top rope in one bound, executing a perfect Lion-sault that hits Geno Verde with authority! The crowd cheers loudly as Haven pops to his feet after the amazing feet. Though Haven was not done yet, moving to grab part of what used to be the barricade wall he lifts a piece over his head to beat down Verde who defends himself by pulling off the padding and wrapping himself in it. But Haven outsmarts his opponent this time, hitting a Spinning Wheel kick, which sends Verde to the ground, with his arms constricted by the padding he wrapped himself in.
Haven picks up his opponent, padding and everything, and rolls him into the ring. He goes for a cover, 1…. 2…. Verde kicks out! The referee pulls the padding of Verde and throws it outside as Haven climbs to the top rope. Haven looks at the Titantron, with the timer at 5 minutes. Haven leaps off, going for the Final Flash! But El Genio Verde rolls out of the way, causing Haven to crash and burn!
Blade: Huh. Shame Haven doesn’t have the power of flight.
Verde pulls himself up the ropes, nodding at his own brilliance. He goes straight for Haven’s head, and decides to lock in the Brain Drain! Haven’s arms flail a bit, as he tries to find a rope, but to no avail. Haven begins to fade, his arms beginning to go limp. The crowd tries to egg on the superhero, clapping, stomping, making whatever noise they have. And it seems to work, as Haven clenches his fists, and manages to tip Verde onto his shoulders! 1…. 2…. Kick out by Verde. Verde also has no choice but to let go of the submission to kick out of the roll-up. Both men begin to get up and Verde charges at his opponent, but Haven sends him over the top rope onto the apron. Haven throws a right hand, but Verde blocks, grabs Haven’s head and jumps off the apron, bouncing the hero’s neck off the top rope!
With Haven inside the ring, clutching at his throat, Verde takes his time as the times goes under the three minute mark. Verde gets onto the apron and climbs to the top rope, waiting for Haven to get up. As Haven gets to a vertical base, Verde goes for the Green Missile but he’s caught with the dropkick in midair!
Blade: This is Haven’s chance to finish off El Genio Verde and stop that timer!
Blade: Why are we assuming that Verde will give up the timer if he’s beaten? Surely losing would just piss him off more.
Blade: Are you really trying to apply logic to this show?
Blade: …Point taken.
Haven crawls over for a cover, 1… 2… Kick out by Verde! Haven looks up to see the timer at two minutes. He kneels over Verde, grabs him by the mask to hold his head up before shouting at him to stop the timer. The referee tries to pull Haven off his opponent, with Verde sneaking in a poke to the eye as it happens, which the ref doesn’t see. Haven stumbles to the corner, partially blinded as Verde gets up. Verde homes in on Haven and goes to finish him off. Verde hits two kicks to the back of Haven’s leg, followed by one to the stomach. With Haven doubled over, Verde back rolls over him, and goes up to the top rope! He stands up straight before leaping off for the Discordia, but Haven reverses it into a Powerbomb!
Both men are down on the mat, but Haven is crawling towards his opponent and drapes an arm across the villain’s chest, 1…. 2…. Verde kicks out! Haven is frustrated that he can’t put his opponent away. He looks up and sees 30 seconds left. Haven panics and sits Verde up before trying to put on a Full Nelson, but Verde is fighting it off. Finally, after a stiff knee to Verde’s spine, Haven manages to lock in the full Nelson. 10 seconds left…With the submission really cinched in, Haven shouts at Verde for him to stop the timer, but Verde refuses. 5 seconds…. Haven swings Verde from side to side…. 3… 2… 1…
0:00.
Blade: Uh-oh Spaghetti-O’s!
The Earth begins to shake as Haven gets to his feet. The crowd is pandemonium, with some trying to push their way to the exit, while others begin to get naked and have sex. The Colisseum begins to crumble and then suddenly collapses. Somehow though, the stands, set and ring still manage to remain standing. The crowd are confused for a moment but then begin to applaud politely. Verde looks annoyed that everyone remains virtually unharmed. He rolls out of the ring and runs away shaking his head as Haven shrugs before beginning to pose for the audience.
Saboteur: Uhm, I supposed this match has officially ended in a draw.
Blade: Wow, what an ending! Well ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for WZCW All-Stars 3! Normal WZCW service will resume in two weeks time!
Blade: Wait, wait, hold on, does no one care that a 1,500 year old iconic building was just destroyed…?
Blade: It’s an old, decrepit piece of stone. Who cares?
Blade: What!? I don't even... What!?
Blade: From myself and Blade, goodnight everybody!
Blade: Dude, seriously, we just destroyed the most famous landmark in the world! We're going to get sued by the whole country of Italy! We--
The feed ends and the WZCW logo flashes across the screen.