A Look at Australia Part 3 - The Values
Presented by Joseph Greaves
Brought to you by the High Society
A skinny Aboriginal man is sprawled along the dirt, the only clothing upon his body is a small piece of cloth across his crotch. With a hand across his brow, the old man lifts his head off the ground to assess the shadow approaching him. Suddenly, a new figure steps across into the shot and helps the elderly man onto his feet. With a batch of dirty blonde hair hidden under his akubra hat and a cheeky smile upon his mug, the man helps the Aboriginal elder away from the harsh sun and into a nearby shed. However, as the man turns to the camera and smiles broadly, the entire shot turns to black. As the camera pans it, it is revealed that the scene was just playing out on a television screen and none other than Joseph Greaves switched the screen off in disgust. After rushing away from the scene, the Southern Star emerges out onto a busy, yet serenely clean, street.
Joseph Greaves: The people of Australia are known for their mateship, their compassion and their empathy towards everybody they meet. Even with our backs against the wall, we strive to help those who need it, to empower the downtrodden. But then again, in this modern world the majority of my countrymen are forced to live their lives with their backs against the wall. From every corner of the world, Australians face ridicule. You may be asking, why is this so? Why are these kind, intelligent and simply incredible crop of humanity made out to be nothing more than idiotic hicks?
As he steps across a street, Greaves emerges into a modern town square. Beautiful trees line the outside of the square and an exquisite, sparkling water fountain spurts water into majestic patterns in the centre.
Jason Greaves: One reason. America.
Greaves mows his way through a group of people, crouches down at an empty bench and crosses his legs as he sits.
Joseph Greaves: The United States of America. Their people, they romped my country, they pillaged and raped. Just thirty years ago, they took anything and everything they wanted. They portrayed my nation, my people on the big screen as no more than mental and social ******s. And not only have the audacity to produce such bile, they also sent it across the globe so they could line their already heavy pockets with even more cash.
With a snarl, Greaves continues to stare at the camera.
Joseph Greaves: They look an Australian legend, a man who embodied the values of our great, noble land and they turned him into an idiot. They transformed a true human being, a true survivor into a piece of rubbish. But if you think, dear, loyal viewers that I am just blurting this information without any experiences of this prejudice, you would be very wrong. Take my Mayhem title match last week on Aftershock for instance. I had to battle the odds once again, I had to fight against two men and in the end I got beaten from behind. I should be holding that championship in my hands right now, but instead it remains around the waist of a coward. But a tiny setback, no matter how unfair it was, isnt going to halt the task at hand. It isnt going to make me stop what I came here to do re-education.
Greaves smiles happily at a passing couple but as his gaze returns to the camera, it quickly turns into a grimace.
Joseph Greaves: And speaking of re-education, men, if he can even be called that, like Anderson P. Styles are the reason I began this mission. He is a man who is so arrogantly patriotic that it makes me physically sick to the pit of my stomach. You know what Styles, you can wrestle all the kids you want in a high school gym, and do it as loudly as you want, but that isnt reality. I know most of you Americans like to create fantasies, in which you put yourself at the tip of the world. However, when we meet in the middle of the ring you are going to meet the definition of true desire. This means everything to me and you, of all people, are not going to take me down before I can truly get started. This week on Aftershock, I shut Styles big mouth for good by showing him just how damn good I am, how damn good the rest of Australia is. By battering his proud face into the canvas and pinning him to the mat, one, two, three, I eliminate another obstacle in my path to re-educating the good old US of A. I finally break the shackles of oppression; I finally free my people from ridicule.
Greaves rubs his chin and surveys his surroundings quickly before going on.
Joseph Greaves: Just like on the day of nineteenth birthday when I arrived on the shores of America, hope in my heart and my head clear of-
Attention shuffles to Greaves pocket as he fumbles with his beeping phone, pulls out the device, swiftly reads the screen and then dumps it back into his jeans.
Joseph Greaves: And with that, I must say goodbye. Dear viewers, it has been a pleasure educating you on a subject that is very close to my heart and one that, Im sure, is close to yours too. But alas, this will be my final documentary video for, as of next week, I move to the United States of America on a permanent basis. As much as it pains me to have to live there, Im afraid it is my only option if I wish for my mission to be a true success. And as Im going to be featured on WZCW on each and every week, you simply have to turn on the television to continue your re-education.
Joseph springs to his feet and puts his hands in his pockets, a rather solemn look on his face.
Joseph Greaves: My name is Joseph Greaves, thank you and good night.
The camera continues to follow Greaves as he strolls away from the scene and walks into the setting sun. Rather quickly, Greaves wanders into the path of two men and quickly shakes both of their hands warmly. However, due to the reflection of the sun, their faces remain hidden in shadows. The trio, standing side by side, walk off together across the square and into a side street, where a parked car is waiting for them.