I have to call
Rose, no I need to call mom, wait where is
James, are my DS batteries fresh, I wonder if catering has those turkey sandwiches again. A million thoughts were racing through my head, I felt like I was running on pure adrenaline, my heart was racing, I was so excited. James and I did it, we won our tag team debut. We should celebrate, I have to find him.
He was right behind me after the road agents congratulated us when we got backstage. Maybe he went to the bathroom. I guess I can wait for him in the locker room and make my phone calls. As I started walking my ribs starting to hurt. The adrenaline must have been wearing off and I could finally feel the effects of that shot I took against the turnbuckle.
I pass Ace Stevens on my way to locker room. He always looks mad, but when you are Mayhem champ I guess you have to be a little on edge knowing each night you defend your title you have to deal with anything. I couldn't imagine how much gel and product he puts in his hair. I get to the locker room and rummage through my bag and find my portable battery charger. I plug it in and pull out my phone to call Rose first to inform her of my win
After a few rings it goes to voice mail
Hey babe, its Mikey, James and I won our match tonight, I'm gonna call my mom and after the show I should be back. Love you dear
I hang up and I faintly hear someone rapping in the hallway, must be Marquel I think to myself
Guess I will just text mom and tell her to call me when she can
As soon as I start to dial James walks in
Dude where did you go? I have been looking for you.
We had an interview for winning our match. Didn't you hear one of the guys back at the gorilla position tell us where to go?
I thought they were giving us directions to craft services.
You perplex me, I have no idea how the hell you...
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What the hell is that? Is that your phone?
Yeah its my mom calling me, I have to take this, hang on.
James keeps looking at me in shock
Hey mom...yes...yeah we won...thanks it means a lot...huh...oh no he is from England thats why he has an accent...what, no...mom I promise he isn't a bad person...yeah I know, Jack the Ripper was English but that doesn't....mom that was like a hundred and fifty years ago...no Gary Glitter was a pedo...no I won't ask him that...mom I have to go, just trust me...ok mom I love you
I hang up and look back to James, who is still in shock
Sorry, my mom was really overprotective, even today she hates when I'm on the road all the time. She worries you know?
I'm not nearly as concerned about that as I am at your ringtone
What's wrong with it?
Your ringtone is the My Little Pony theme song, and despite your behavior at times, you are a grown ass man
Of course I'm a grown man, would a kid have a beard like this? I ask admiring my beard in the old mirror on the wall
James places his face in his palm
Come on, its late and we need to get home. I heard we find out who our next opponents are in the morning.
Ok I will meet you in the car, I have to run to the bathroom
The bathroom closest to the lockers was being cleaned. Ugh, to the public bathrooms I guess. There was a small crowd outside, most of them wearing WZCW merch. I stopped count at 3 Steven Kurtesy shirts, two for Austin Reynolds, and three for Ty, one kid had some Triple X wristbands, and I think I saw a little girl in a Saboteur mask. I gave up before I saw anyone wearing the new shirts they printed up for James and I.
Most of the other guys have already left by the time I get out. I see James waiting by the car as I start to sing walking through the empty parking lot
When danger makes me want to hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side, Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy. For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye, A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by and you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie
I swear if you keep up that pony crap I will take my chances in the Mayhem division again he yells at me
Hater
I rejoined James in the car a few minutes later and we made small talk most of the ride home. I had one thing I wanted to ask him though
I was wondering, do you think we could celebrate tomorrow?
My birthday isn't until the 4th, yours is the 8th
I meant celebrate our victory
I already celebrated my first win
Yeah but...I hang my head, remembering James picked up a win over me in our WZCW debut
...its my first win and our first win as a team
James lets out a sigh
Ok, we can go out tomorrow night for a little while
Hell yes!
He cracks a smile
You are something else
We get inside when James get a phone call.
Tell Dinah I will be inside in a minute he says as he steps back outside
Dinah was sitting on the couch half asleep when I walked into the living room. I jumped over the back of the couch and flopped down next to her. She bolts up startled
We won! I exclaim, though she looks less than excited
Thats good, but where is James?
He said he would be in shortly, he had a phone call as soon as we walked in the door
Ok, Rose still isn't back from that meeting in Oakland but she said not to worry, she would be back soon. She was in the cab on the way when her phone died
Ok cool. Still we won, can you believe it? I put my hand out for a high five, she looks a bit taken aback when James walks in
Hey Mikey, if you could step into the ring with anyone who would it be?
Aaron Taylor, the guy who bullied me in high school, no question
James rolls his eyes
Ok but who on the current roster?
I take a minute to ponder. It could be Ricky Runn, he and I were friends but our styles really contrast and it could be a fun match. Maybe Joe West, his ego could use a little adjustment. Possibly Triple X, I'm a big fan of his lately, it would be fun to face him. Hunter Jackson is a possibility, he took the last of the sweet and sour chicken last time the guys all went to get Chinese. Then it hit me
Probably Ace Stevens, he is the unfunniest guy I know
James smirks a little
Well your wish has come true
Oh hell yes, Strikeforce vs Ace Stevens in a handicap match. I can dig it
No its a tag match
What the...who in their right mind would team with that asshole?
Stevenson Marquel
No shit? Didn't he just beat Ace for the title earlier tonight?
Yeah so I think we have an advantage but we still need to plan before we head out tomorrow
I agree man, I will go get Kingdome Come and we can throw down a few matches
Actually...that isn't a bad idea...I'm shocked
How do you think I got into the company? I used my extensive knowledge of the game
You will never cease to amaze me
After about a half hour of my total domination of James in the game stops to ask me
Do you honestly think Ace is funny?
Oh hell no, I know that the British and American styles of humor are usually different but don't worry no one finds him funny.
How do you think we should deal with him though?
Mess with his hair
Are you serious?
Yeah hang on, check this out
I pull out my phone and go to WZCW.com
See says right here on his bio page, "Hates matches that mess up his hair". So if we can get him worried about his hair that should take him out of the game. Hell he carries that comb with him to the ring, steal that, smash it, throw it into the crowd, just get into his head
They aren't often but when you have your moments you are brilliant
Thanks. As far as Marquel goes, though I have no clue. All I know about him is he kicks like a mule and he was listening to N.W.A. last time I passed him. Then it got that song stuck in my head, fuck the police coming straight from the underground, young ni....
MICHAEL! Dinah yells at me
Sorry
Maybe we could exploit his arm or midsection. He was shot in both of them right?
James takes my phone and heads to Marquel's bio page.
That feels like cheating to me though.
Have you ever faced a cruiserweight?
Yeah a couple times on the indie circuit, why's that matter?
Did they try to use their speed to their advantage and exploit your lack of agility?
Yeah, it usually worked too
See, its the same concept, we just use the advantages presented to us
I guess you are right, I just don't feel comfortable with it
Do you want him to take your head off with that big boot like he did in the Lottery battle royal?
I rub my head wincing at the thought
Not really
About that time a car pulls into the driveway and Rose is arriving back home
Hey baby I get up to hug her as she walks in
Hey babe, I'm really tired so I am gonna go on to bed. I got you this though
She pulls out a shirt
Awww boo, Rainbow Dash, my favorite I love it
We share a kiss and she heads to our room.
I will never understand you
Get used to it bro, you are stuck with me until we have a nice long run with those tag titles. Anyway I'm gonna get some sleep
Ok, I will talk to Dinah and try to find a nice restaurant in town for tomorrow, something with a nice salad bar
No, no rabbit food
Just go to bed
James walks over and sits down next to Dinah
He is unusual isn't he?
Yeah a bit, but he is a great guy and when he gets in the ring he leaves all the goofy stuff behind. Sometimes I feel like he is like a big bear you see at the zoo. He is really friendly and innocent looking with his handler until his handler pokes him too hard with a stick and he gets mauled in turn
Dinah laughs a little
He really loves Rose, you should have seen him when he found out she had a meeting and would miss your guys match, he looked like a sad dog She starts to cough
Could you get me a drink dear?
Yeah just a second
James walked into the kitchen, but he didn't see me looking for a snack, I hear him start to softly hum
My Little Pony, My Little Pony, you will always be in my heart
Dude I knew it, brohoof!
I stick my fist out to James to slaps it away in disgust
Go the fuck to sleep