The Museum seemed to go on for hours, or at least for the hot head, Ricky Runn. Who was stuck inside the Smithsonian with his friend Rob. At the moment, the two were in a small group that was being directed by a tour guide. A rather unsubtle groan escapes Ricky and says to the tour guard.
Ricky:"Ugh, I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored bored, boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd"
Ricky was then hit with an elbow from Rob who said frustrated to the Daredevil.
Rob:"Shut up Ricky, you know we're not the only ones here, right?"
Ricky:"Oh god I know, and that is what is so boring about it. Can't we just hide out and wait for the place to close. I really want to see if it is true that all the artifacts come to life at night when no one is watching."
Rob:"For the last time Ricky, just because it was in a Ben Stiller movie, doesn't make it true."
Ricky:"Says you, has Ben Stiller ever lied to you? Yeah, thought so!."
???:"Shhhhh"
Ricky and Rob were then shushed by a old later who gave the two a dirty look, to which Ricky responded justly by sticking out his tongue and narrowing his eyes. pulling Rob out of the group he said a bit more silently.
Ricky:"Come on, this is boring the hell out of me, let's go have some fun."
Rob:"You better not be heading back to the dinosaur exhibit."
Sure enough, Ricky and Rob found themselves at the dinosaur exhibit. Once they made it into the room Rob sighed and looked down.
Rob:"Oh god, what are you, 12?"
Ricky grinned from ear to ear when he hopped over the ropes to raptor where the bones of the long deceased Velociraptor. Ricky smiled and began moving the jaw of the dinosaur and spoke in a high pitched voice.
Ricky:"Look Rob! I'm Isabel Stone, and I'm one giant stupid head. I like to eat doody and I like having a stupid grudge over something that was like a billion years old and have no idea how to accept a apology."
Rob:"Oh my god."
Ricky:"What?"
Rob:"You are 12."
Ricky chuckled and then spoke again with the same high pitched voice, shaking the jaw around to imitate the dinosaur speaking.
Ricky:"Listen Rob, you just don't get me, okay? How would you have liked it if the only thing you have ever accomplished in the fed was turning your neck into mashed potatoes? See Rob, if Izzy had any bit of sturdiness and durability as this dinosaur, than Izzy wouldn't have been hurt in the--"SNAP "Oh hamburgers."
Now in Ricky's hand, and dislocated from the skull of the dinosaur, was the jaw. Ricky had snapped the jaw right off the bone.
Ricky:"Okay, no. I can fix this... actually come to think about it, this dinosaur is a lot more like Izzy stone. She can't shut up, or stop moving her mouth. Sheesh lady, I tried saying sorry about the match. Can't she just get over it?"
Rob:"Ricky, fix it now before we end up paying for it!"
Ricky:"Okay, okay, dang dude. I got it. Relax."
Spoiler alert: Ricky doesn't get it.
With the jaw, Ricky did his best to put it back in place, which was mainly him trying to jam the jaw back into place so he can run out of there without any trouble. Luck was once again not on Ricky's side, when one jab to place the jaw back on caused the model with all the bones to fall backward. Causing the neck of it get split in half against a pillar.
Ricky:"Oh snap!"
Rob:"Good lord, Ricky. Get the hell out of there!"
Unfortunately, the pillar that the dinosaur hit, was holding up the spine for the larger, more impressive collection of the T-Rex. The metal pillar lost its placing and caused the spine of the T-rex to fall to the ground. With the bones falling all over the place and the exhibit it was pure and utter madness. Ricky and Rob were lucky to get out of the exhibit alive. However, once they were safe, they were met with Security who had a rather displeased look upon their faces.
Hours later, after going through several amounts of paperwork, both Ricky and Rob were thrown out on their asses from the Smithsonian.
Rob:"Banned. Banned, from the Smithsonian. You know what you have to do to get a permanent ban from the Smithsonian Ricky?"
Ricky:"Successfully cause a domino affect that broke the necks of every dinosaur in their museum?"
The answer caused Rob to groan before rubbing his forehead.
Ricky:"Hey man, it could have been worse. Thankfully a set of tickets to the next WZCW show, and a couple thousands buck prevented us from seeing any jail time. You gotta look at the positives dude. That's something people like Stone can't see man. You just see what's happened, and what's wrong, and never see ahead. It could have been worse, it could have been worse, we could have died. I get that, and I know that. I just don't linger on it. When I got spiked into the canvas and missed time all thanks to Showtime, I didn't let that rattle me, and I certainly didn't go after Showtime's neck like a fat kid goes after sugar free cake. Izzy isn't gonna quit, and I ain't gonna hold back this time. Even if it means I have to snap her neck again. Know what man? We need to stop hanging out, because I'm sick and tired of constantly trying to get you to embrace life the way I do, and I'm tired of you trying to tie me down to the way you wanna see life."
On that note, Ricky sighs and walks away from his friend, who was left standing there at the front doors in surprise.