Ace Stevens
This Is Wrestling
Ace Stevens is sat on a long, brown leather couch in the lobby of some arena. It doesnt matter which arena. It could be the American Airlines Arena in Miami or it could be the Staples Center in Los Angeles. He could be sat in Chicagos Allstate Arena, or the Target Center in Minneapolis. It could even be the world-famous Madison Square Garden, in his beloved New York. All that matters to Ace is that this arena is where his journey in WrestleZone Championship Wrestling begins. This is the place where he makes his mark and becomes...
Hello there, sir.
A small Englishman interrupts this thought. With his small stature and seemingly mild-mannered attitude, he seems to be different from Ace in almost every conceivable way.
You talkin to me?, Ace asks, in an aggressive, and almost offended manner.
Yes, sir. My name is Lewis Middleton. Im your personal assistant.
Ace rises from the comfortable leather couch, his six foot three inch frame dwarfs the much smaller Middleton. As Ace looks his new assistant up and down, he states
They said I was gonna get an assistant, but I assumed it was gonna be some broad with a huge rack.
Im sorry to disappoint.
What did you say name was again?
Lewis Middleton.
I think Im gonna call you Lulu.
Sir, if you dont mind, I would prefer Lewis.
Whatever, Lulu. So whats today got in store for me?
Well, youre match on Aftershock is at nine oclock. The only thing youre booked for before that is an interview with Leon Kensworth. Thats in thirty minutes.
Silence befalls the situation, as Stevens eyes his new assistant quizzically.
You dont know who I am, do ya?
Youre Ace Stevens says Lewis, as he consults the file he is clutching.
Ace points to his face,
yeah, but come on, Im Ace Stevens.
I cant say that I know what youre getting at, sir.
Do you own a freakin TV? Im Ace fuckin Stevens!
Taken aback by the sudden eruption of anger, Lewis begins to respond,
Sir...
I dont wanna hear it, kid. Go away, do a Google search, watch a TV, read a magazine and understand who youre now working for. While you do that, Lulu, I got some business to take care of.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am stood here with one of WrestleZone Championship Wrestlings newest talents, Ace Stevens.
In a fairly uncharacteristic move, Ace shakes the hand of
Leon Kensworth in a strong, yet friendly manner.
OK, Ace, tonight you face two fellow debuting talents on Aftershock in a triple threat match. What are your thoughts on your opponents, Hiro Kota Koji and Stevenson Marquel?
Hiro Koja Koti...
Leon Kensworth interrupts in a very unconfident manner.
Sorry to interrupt, but its Hiro Kota Koji. Not Hiro Koja Koti.
Ace looks at his surroundings, seemingly trying to find someone or something.
Yo, Leo, were you talking to me?
Um, yes... replies Kensworth, unsure of what the 'correct' answer is.
Oh, sorry. I thought you were saying that to SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT SOME ASSHOLES NAME! I could call him Pope John Paul II and it still wouldnt change the fact that Im going to beat him tonight!
After that rather sizeable outburst, Ace re-adjusts his leather jacket and combs his hair with his silver hair comb.
Now - as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted - Hiro Koja Koli aint got nothin on me. Im Ace Stevens. Everyone knows who I am. Who, exactly, knows this pretend Japanese luchador? Who cares about a guy who tries to be something hes not? Back in Brooklyn, we had a word for people like that. It wasnt fake or phony. It was asshole.
Do you not feel that that is a little harsh on Hiro Kota Koji?
Perhaps youre right, Leo. I guess I cant blame him for trying to be something else. He is from Chicago, after all. If I was in his shoes, Id go as far as to pretend I was Canadian. Id go to the ring in a Mountie uniform on the back of Zamboni whilst mispronouncing words, if it meant people didnt think I was from Chicago.
And Stevenson Marquel? What are your thoughts on your fellow Brooklyn-native?
Yknow, I could talk about how I knew Stevenson Marquel back in Brooklyn, but that wouldnt be interesting for anyone, yknow? Let me put it this way. You look at Marquel and Kilo Hota Koji and think theyre cut from the same cloth, correct? But I look at Stevenson Marquel and see someone whos pretended to change. His Ive found the light shtick his heart-warming, sure. But I can see through it. I look into his eyes, and I dont see no Martin Luther King. It might not be apparent to you, but when I look into his eyes, I see that violent thug that terrorised my neighbourhood back in the day. I look into his eyes and I can see that Marquel didnt have nothin drilled into him in prison. Well, not nothin. You hear stories about showers and stuff, dont ya?
Believing the interview is over, and wanting to end on a high, yet controversial note, Ace begins to walk away.
Before you go, Ace, I have to ask you about one more thing.
What? Ive got a match to prepare for, Leo.
Just one more question, please.
Come on then. Out with it.
Well, Hiro Kota Koji and Stevenson Marquel both have experience between the ropes. You, on the other hand, have come straight to WZCW from the world of comedy. Do you not feel that youre at some sort of disadvantage?
Disadvantage?! Are you serious, man? Sure, I might not be experienced. I havent worked for some crummy independent promotion before this. But disadvantage? Wrestlings about winning, and thats something I know a lot about. Let me show ya.
Leon Kensworth gives a look of intrigue, as Ace combs his hair back.
Say Leo, could you tell me the time?
Sure...
Leon pulls back the left sleeve of his jacket to reveal... nothing. His wrist is completely bare.
Looking for this? Ace asks, while holding Kensworth silver watch in the air.
Now translate that into wrestling.
Ace walks away, leaving Kensworth in shock, awe and minus one watch.
Im gonna keep this, by the way shouts Ace, as he walks off into the distance.