Jack Skinner sits at his typewriter, with nary a word on the page. There's a stack of blank paper on one side of the desk, and a wastebasket overflowing with crumbled pages on the floor. The light on the desk flickers with every movement, casting a strobe-like shadow on the room.
Think, Jack...Think...
For the first time since his arrival in WZCW, Jack is suffering from writer's block. He's been asked to contribute an article describing life on the road.
You've been on the road a few weeks now...Why can't you come up with just one stupid sentence. One! Ugh...When you were trailing Black Dragon, you had endless streams of material.
He attempts to put his head down on the desk, but catches the bottom row of keys.
"vm c,m, n". Well, that's hardly useful. I need to get this done, or I'll never make it to the gym before closing. Damn...All I need is one sentence, and I can let it flow.
He removes the page, and tosses it on the floor, before leaning back, rubbing his eyes. He leans a bit to far, and lands on his back, staring up at the new ceiling fan he had installed.
Seems to be where I end up a lot lately. At least I had this wonderful phone book here to break my fall.
Jack winces as he pulls out a rather thick notebook from under his back. He pulls himself back up to the desk, and hammers away a sentence.
"I am Jack's writer's block." I've seen something like that somewhere before...Hmm...
Jack darts off to his living room, and begins rifling through his DVD collection.
Fight Club! Ha! I got an idea...
Jack starts typing like mad, getting through two pages in no time. As he finishes a third, his phone goes off, snapping him back to reality.
JESUS! Damn phone. Oh, it's Becky. Is it interview time now?
He flips open his phone, and Becky starts in, before he can even get out a greeting.
Where are you?! I've been at the gym for 20 minutes, waiting for you! We had a scheduled interview! The world doesn't revolve around you, Jack!
Hello to you too, Becky. I'm sorry. I got tied up on this article.
Well, you're slacking big time, mister. Ever think this dual-career choice might be to blame for your woes lately?
Ouch! Kind of harsh, don't you think?
I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated, and cold. What is it, 12 out today?
I understand. Hold your horses. I'm 5 minutes away. Get inside, get some coffee, and I'll be right there.
Becky hangs up, and Jack grabs his keys and rushes out the door. In exactly 5 minutes, Jack walks through the door, ready to do his interview.
Sorry I made you wait. This article was driving me up the wall, but it's all good. I was just about done, when you rang.
I wouldn't have been so upset, if it weren't so dang cold out. What's this article on?
Life on the road.
And what was it, exactly, that inspired you so much, that you missed the appointment we set?
Fight Club.
Fight Club?
Yes. The movie? Brad Pitt...Ed Norton...Helena-
No, I get it. The movie. But...what does that have to do with "life on the road"?
Insomnia. Insomnia has a ton to do with life on the road.
Excuse me if I sound like a dumb blonde here, but...I don't think you're editor will be happy to get handed an essay on your lack of sleep.
NO! That's not it at all. Ed Norton goes on about how insomnia leaves you in a state where you're not really awake, and never really asleep. That's life on the road. You never quite know where you are, or what you're doing. You just do it. You go about your business, like a robot.
Becky ponders this for a moment.
Go on...
That's exactly my problem. I've been so caught up in the routine, I forgot what I was doing, or why. I took my head out of it. Thus, the writer's block that kept me staring at forty blank pages all evening. I banged out the article, and here I am. I'm going to go train like crazy, and treat this week like a tune-up.
A "tune-up"? You're not exactly facing chumps out there. Cooper is the Mayhem champ, and Brad tagged on a pay-per-view with Everest; one of the greatest this company has ever known.
I know that, and I want to win. I truly do. But, let's face it. There's much bigger fish to fry around here. I need to use this week to clear my head of the monotony, and get my head back in the ring. After this article, I'm done writing. I'm going to be all-in for WZCW. I'll give Cooper and Brad the respect they deserve, and train my butt off, and give this match one hell of a go, but I need to get myself in the right mindset for Lethal Lottery.
Ah, yes. Congratulations on qualifying. That was quite a win.
Thank you, but I'll need to be better, if I want to get anywhere. I can't just waltz into the biggest match of my career, and expect to win. I need to work my butt off. It starts now.
Well, I think I got all I need, for now. You go train, and good luck on Aftershock.
Thanks, Becky.
Becky grabs her purse and belongings, and leaves, while Jack heads to the locker room to prepare for training...