AF 26: D.C. vs. Krypto - Gold Rush Tournament

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Kermit

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D.C. won TSA the War Games, but now he'll have an opportunity to win a shot at the WHC. In this first round, he'll take on the loveable alien, Krypto, who is coming off a tough loss to his nemesis, Mister Alhazred. Will D.C. continue is roll, or will Krypto come back with fire?

Deadline is Tuesday (August 20, 2013) at 11:59 P.M. (Central Time). Extensions are allowed via request.
 
...so you haven't even bothered trying to get ahold of her?

*As the scene comes into picture, Eli Silver is shown standing in a fitted suit. He's casually scratching his brow as he tweets or texts on his cellphone. DC is in the background sitting on a sofa, elbows on knees with his head down, his hands restyling lifelessly. He's wearing a plain white tshirt and faded jeans. His blond hair, growing out a bit, falls victim to gravity as it covers what is showing of his face. They're in a bright office looking room. A glass desk in front of an amazing view of Los Angeles. The sun, not in view, blast the room with natural light as the only source of light for the room.*

I know I've done some pretty stupid things in my life...

*DC stands up, wandering over to the view of the L.A. skyline. He takes the sight in, breathing a gulp of that southwest air.*

...talking to her now would be suicide.

*Eli, who seems to have been half paying attention, double takes a look at the empty sofa and finally finds DC by the window. He glances at his phone, hits a button, and places it on the desk.*

Well D, seeing as how you and Lindsey managed to have a kid now, you can't honestly blame her for being a little pissed off.

*Eli says this with a small laugh, hoping the question doesn't press any buttons. DC turns around slightly, looking over his shoulder at Eli.*

Now you're gonna blackmail me with Mandee too?

*He turns back to the view.*

I wouldn't call it blackmail, I'd call it a child, with a name. She's your kid, man!

...I didn't name her.

*Eli shakes his head, as if that statement actually matters.*

That is the lamest excuse I have ever heard from anybody... ever! That single handedly may be the dumbest thing you've ever said. Whitman seems like a f***ing genius compared to you saying that.

You done?

*Another cold glance over the shoulder from DC. Eli returns the gaze by wiping his hand down his mouth.*

Not really... Maybe since we're on the subject, why don't you answer a question?

*DC turns to face Eli, the still and quiet of the office broken by his foot steps. The chair, desk, and sofa are all that's in here. No phone or any decorations. His steps make a very low echo as he moves to the chair and takes a seat behind the desk. Eli's steps echo loudly from his dress shoes as he stands at the opposite end of the desk which D is now sitting. He rests his arms down on the glass surface.*

Do you even want to acknowledge the fact that you have a kid? Or are we going to pretend that she was a mistake you can't admit to?

*DC rubs his hands together, lowering his head. A long pause from D is met with a calm but angry stare from Eli.*

...I have a tournament to think about Eli. I don't want to go down this road.

Riiiiiight... I forgot how focused you've become since you're eyes have been opened to the cosmos...

The f*** is that supposed to mean?

I've known you for the better part of a decade now. I have never seen you take anyone's word but you're own. Sure you may group with some people now and then... But it always comes back to being individualistic. Singular. DC. Not "In the company of...".

What about Rated-X?

What about it? Neither you or Brian Michaels will say the other was the leader. You two never held tag gold. You two were barely a team and more like... Kris Kross.

*DC ponders the thought, processing it, but ultimately rejecting the comment.*

You know, for the first time in my career, I got booed in Los Angeles? Now kick that around in your head for me. I'm not allowed to believe in, or be a part of anything? Why? Because people don't like it?

Because it's not who you are!

*DC slams his hands down on the desk meeting Eli face to face.*

So what? Just "be DC" huh? That all you got for advice? I am me, never changed. The only difference is I don't sell myself anymore. I'm part of a bigger picture...

*Eli rubs the back of his neck as he walks away.*

...and no one wants me to be in that picture unless I'm doing it for myself!

*Eli shuts his eyes tightly, trying to think of how to word what he wants to say. As the gears in his brain come to a grinding halt he glances at DC.*

Who beat Mikey Stormrage and James Howard in a single night?

The Sacrificial Alter. We won that match.

No, bulls***, GM and Westhoff were gone and DC, eliminated Strikeforce singlehandedly. By himself! Singular!

Why can't it be the team that won the match?

Because the team got eliminated!

Well I don't want or need the credit! Even if I did do it for myself, the only place in the universe I've never been booed out of... EVER... didn't give me a shred of appreciation.

Maybe they don't like deadbeat dads...

*DC slides away from the table fast, causing the chair to glide towards the window as he stands. Eli turns his back to DC, leaning his back thighs against the edge of the desk. He crosses his arms, pulling his phone out of his pocket to check it. A few moments of silence pass as Eli clicks away in response to a text. Finally putting it back into his pocket.

DC has found his way once again to the view of the skyline. They aren't looking at each other.*

So this tournament... It's for a shot at the title right?

*Eli chuckles for DC, because usually that's what would happen. DC doesn't seem as amused as Eli does.*

And uh, who do they have you facing?

Krypto.

*If Eli had a drink, and were taking a sip of it, his facial expression would make sense. But his puckered lips and lemon bite squinted face just looks ridiculous as he stammers.*

What!?

What?

The dude who thinks he's an alien!?

*Again, unamused, DC stands in place as Eli lets out a laugh.*

First time I got here the first two people I noticed backstage were a cardboard robot and an alien... The odd thing was, no one was criticizing them. No one was pointing out the elephant in the room, because this was commonplace. This was normal.

Yeah, because only in professional wrestling does having mental instability actually mean something positive.

*D turns around to look at his agent. Eli, still having his back turned, is still listening.*

Only in wrestling can underestimating the symptoms get you beaten.

*Eli snaps around, holding his arms out wide laughing as he does so.*

You're saying that about a man who believes he's an alien! He's crazy...

*DC finally turns around.*

I hope he isn't crazy Eli. Because I've been a champion. I've been called a legend. I've beaten the devil. I sent Death packing... But I've never wiped a species off the face of the earth...

*A short pause from Eli as DC stands with a cold dark stare.**

Doesn't he have a "home planet".

He's the only one on mine.

*Eli glances to his left, at nothing in particular, he just doesn't want to lock eyes with DC.*

Look, you seem to be pretty tense. Why can't you just enjoy the Kingdom Come victory, focus on Krypto, and give Lindsey a call, huh?

*D doesn't seem his typical self as he just stares down Eli. Eli who is smiling, slowly backs down from the request, the smile slowly leaving his face.*

Alright, look, fine whatever. You be dark and broody all you want. Knock yourself out! Listen to some Marilyn Manson CDs and cut your wrists for all I care. You and Whitman have baggage man. I have to focus on this partnership.

*Eli watches as D seems to snap out of it as he takes a long look at the office. Noticing how big it is and how nice the view is. He seems lost in the rays of light still beaming through.*

This place is a dump...

*Eli himself snaps back to reality.*

Yeah, and pretty soon the walls are gonna be lined with more money then you've ever seen in your lifetime.

...if the loan gets accepted.

*Another slap back to reality as Eli and DC manage to share a laugh for the first time since they met up today. The camera fades to black as Eli walks behind DC closing the door.*
 
The Khronicles of Krypto

Losses don’t matter, whether you have the resolve to continue fighting on after a devastating one does



Despite the cheesy, slightly cliché, yet inspirational title that appears on the screen our resident alien Krypto doesn’t seem vengefully determined or heartbreakingly devastated following his loss to Alhazred at Kingdom Come. He actually is rather emotionless as he lies alone tucked under the sheets of Missy’s bed within her apartment. Following a three hour session of Street Fighter the school girl is preparing lunch in the kitchen while the alien much like he was during his video game playtime lays there, motionless, seemingly in deep thought. That is however until Missy returns from the kitchen, grilled cheese sandwiches and a glass of lemonade in hand.

Missy: Sandwich for your thoughts?

Krypto: No thanks, your human nourishment doesn’t seem very appetizing at the moment.

Missy: Are you going to keep moping all day or are you going to tell me what’s wrong?

Krypto: Nothing is wrong and I’m not moping I’m just…..understanding.

Missy: Look I know you lost to Alhazred and that might bum you out a bit but you were lucky enough to be chosen to participate in a tournament for a shot at the World Championship. Aren’t you excited?

Krypto: Actually that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to comprehend.

Missy: The possible opportunities and chances you could have?

Krypto: Precisely. Think about it, at Kingdom Come, on the biggest stage there is I lost, against a person at the time I almost seemed destined to beat. Upon victory I had planned to use the technology of the Power Glove to operate a new space cruiser to get back to my home planet and for the first time in almost a year to see my family.

Missy: So…..are you saying you don’t want to be here?

Krypto: No not at all, I’m saying that the loss did more good for me than it did harm. Now as you have seen over the last couple of weeks I’m not a calm and rational person so upon the defeat I was enraged and angry but then I thought about it. Had I won I would have returned home I would have never been able to spend the rest of this time here with you. I would have never been able to experience the wonderful bliss you humans call a kiss. I would have never been entered into this tournament where I have a chance to earn the most valuable prize there is on this planet.

Missy: So you’re happy you lost?

Krypto: No, just more so amazed that all this opportunity and potential fortune came from a loss. Upon arrival of this world I was informed immediately that losing was something that is frowned upon and does not make you a successful human. But if it weren’t for my loss against Vega I wouldn’t have spiraled down that dark path that brought me to Alhazred and that lead me to you and the journey we’ve began embarking on.

Missy: So what are you saying?

Krypto: That contrary to what many of my human co-workers think losing doesn’t matter!

Missy: Losses however don’t always lead to a coincidental happiness Krypto, sometimes it can send a person over the edge, especially considering the people in WZCW.

Krypto: But losing is a test of one’s character. A person can keep on winning and winning but if one loss destroys them forever then it just goes to show maybe they weren’t that tough to begin with.

Missy: So this loss makes you tougher than everyone WZCW.

Krypto: Not necessarily, but I am however seemingly the only competitor to realize these fans don’t always care about our win-loss record. They care about our heart, our passion, our will to continue on regardless of setbacks. I’ve lost two very important matches in my career yet the fans still cheer me on, they pleaded with me not to give up on WZCW after my losses, one in particular even sent me this beautiful piece of human artwork.

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Missy: It says it’s from Red Skullgirl 90, should I be worried?

Krypto: No organism can take my love away from you Missy, though that name does sound pretty attractive….anyway what I’m saying is I’ve been blessed with a new motivation and I’m ready to face whoever it is I’ve been put to fight….and I should probably find out who that is.

Missy: According to WZCW.com you’ll be going up against D.C.

Krypto: Like from the location you humans call Washington? There are a lot of people in that state; I didn’t realize this was a handicap match.

Missy: Firstly D.C. is a district, it’s neither a state nor part of one, secondly you’re not facing the population of said district.

Krypto: Oh, so DC must stand for David Caruso, human actor of the entertainment program you humans call CSI.

Missy: No that’s not what it means either.

Krypto: Is it David Chappelle, talented African American comedian?

Missy: No it’s-

Krypto: Dane Cook, embarrassingly less talented Caucasian comedian?

Missy: Actually-

Krypto: How about Drew Carey, averagely talented comedian?

Missy: Krypto if you would just-

Krypto: Please don’t tell me it’s Don Corleone, after watching The Godfather I have a pretty good feeling I won’t be able to refuse his offers.

Missy: NO KRYPTO THAT ISN’T IT!

Krypto: So what does D.C. stand for?

Missy: Well….that’s not actually specified but he is in affiliation with The Sacrificial Altar.

Krypto: Oh that D.C…..he’s not so bad, except for the whole being a part of a cult that’s been terrorizing the innocent for about a year now.

Missy: That and the fact he’s actually coming off his biggest win at Kingdom Come.

Krypto: Truly a clash of opposites then. In fact D.C. is a perfect example of losses meaning nothing. He returned to WZCW after a long hiatus to a very unsuccessful few shows only getting his second win in the War Games match. Neither of us has the best win-loss record but seemingly have a grand opportunity at gaining the prize everyone WZCW can only dream of obtaining. It’s really an exciting time for both of us, I look forward to squaring off with the man who single handedly beat Strikeforce.

Missy: I don’t think he’ll feel the same way Krypto. He believes himself to be the Future of WZCW while mostly likely considering you to be nothing but a joke.

Krypto: Wait….he’s the future? Are you telling me this D.C. is a time traveler as well as being an evil cultist?

Missy: That’s not really what I meant-

Krypto: This match could have more repercussions than I thought. If I allow him to win who knows what evil he can do in the heart of this country.

Missy: He’s not from Washington Krypto.

Krypto: If you can’t specify what D.C. stands for its only logical that he is operating his evil schemes in the nation’s capital: Washington, D.C! I must stop his treachery by attacking him where it hurts most. To Washington we go!

Sometime Later

Following a long road trip the alien arrives in the nation’s capital sitting in the passenger seat of his female companion’s car which has now stopped at a red light. During the layover the alien can be seen exploring the capabilities of Missy’s cell phone.

Krypto: Well according to your storage of information you humans call the internet The White House is central operations of intelligence where D.C. must be hiding out. This house supposedly belongs to one Commander and Chief also known as Barack Obama.

Missy: Krypto I know you must be having fun on this little adventure of yours but this is getting a bit insane, there is no way you’re going to be able to get anywhere near The President.

Krypto: I don’t need to; he’s already in front of us.

As the alien finishes his sentence Missy looks in front of the car to see an African American male wearing business like attire walking across the intersection.

Krypto: President Obama picked a bad day to walk around without security.

Missy: Krypto that’s not him, he looks nothing like him, and his skin is a much darker shade. Black people don't all look the same Krypto.

Krypto: Then why is he walking into the White House?

The man can be seen walking into a small unpainted white house on a seemingly abandoned street.

Missy: That’s a white house not the Presidential White House.

Krypto: We’ve argued long enough, this could be my only chance to find D.C.

The alien scurries out of the car and charges toward the house. He extraterrestrial dives through the window and not only tackles the man but is also able to pin his arms down with surprisingly little effort.

Krypto: You’ve let D.C.’s crimes go on long enough Obama! Where is he? Is he hiding inside your stimulus package?

Missy: Krypto hold on….that’s not Obama, I think it’s…..Hollywood Jameson.

Jameson: Of course it’s me!

Krypto: Well that explains how easily I was able to pin you.

Jameson: Can you please get off me?! I have no idea who D.C. is and you’ve ruined my only good suit. How am I suppose to get a job now? I need to earn money to stop living in this crack house.

Missy: Wow….you really took a turn for the worst didn’t you? How did you end up like this?

Jameson: Because I kept losing, I couldn’t win anything. It led to me to eat and get fatter and fatter. And then I became poor because I spent all my Hollywood money on food and lasagna recipes. So I moved out here and Obama's inspiring lifestyle and I thought I could make a better life for myself. But whether it's job interviews, dates, exercise, I just keep losing.

Krypto: Don’t you realize losing doesn’t matter. You keep getting up afterwards and you fight harder. I’m seemingly going up against odds that according to some people I can’t overcome. And if I don’t win then I’m still the Outer Space Sensation, and maybe even the android known as SHIT will finally incorporate bravery into his programming and give me a title shot. But if I do then once again I’m proving everybody wrong, and I’m one step closer to my ultimate goal which is the World Heavyweight Championship. And in the process I stop D.C. from continuing his torturous attempt to rule over WZCW. Whichever way it goes I refuse to let setbacks turn me into someone like you. If you had fought harder, if you didn't let what people said about you and whatever minor disappointments eat away at you who knows what could have been accomplished. Instead however you just quit and let your weight get the best of you.

Missy: Oh yeah whatever happened to your fat, you seem skinnier now.

Jameson: Oh I got this great thing that keeps it all in.

Jameson lifts up his shirt to reveal a huge almost belt like object wrapping around his stomach that says “Washingston, D.C. athletics Gut restrictor”.

Krypto: An object that hides an organism’s excess weight made by D.C.? This must be an invention from his evil lab!

The alien dives into Jameson’s gut and rips off the gut restrictor.

Jameson: What have you done!

The fat from Jameson’s stomach beings to erupt like a volcano ripping through is suit. It’s mass and thickness soon begins to expand all over the room forcing to Krypto and Missy to dive through the window just in time before it traps them into the house like quicksand.

Jameson: Help….me…..

Missy: Well are you happy now? You just made Hollywood Jameson’s life more horrible than it already is.

Krypto: Well at least he won’t be under D.C.’s control anymore. But it’s probably a good idea to wait until our match to finally put an end to his treachery.

Missy: He doesn’t seem like the evil mastermind type. He reminds me more of the serious, long, boring, monologue guy.

Krypto: Of course it finally makes sense, his initials stand for one human author known as David Copperfield!
 
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