Additional demands that Lesnar forgot to mention

[AnvilForever]

-- All comparisons of my head to a penis are strictly forbidden
--I get that bitchin' liquor basket Jericho brought.
-- Lord Tensai's tattoos must be changed to "Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches" in Japanese.
-- All discussions of my wife's weird boobs are prohibited
-- Glad to see you didn't show me botch the SSP at Mania XIX. Just to be sure, destroy every copy of that botch, delete it from WWE video releases, and have Youtube delete any fan videos of it by declaring copyright.
-- Have USA bring back 'Monk' and have it play before Raw instead of dumb reruns of NCIS. I love Tony Shailoulawhatever.
-- Eve Torres becomes my executive slave-girl.
-- Get Al Sharpton to host Raw again. Ask why and you will get F5'd off a building.
-- Make arm bars legal again
-- I want surgery to remove any trace of the scar beneath my eye that proves I am Cain Velasquez's bitch.
-- Replace Taco Bell with Jimmy John's.
-- Sleeves and words with more than four syllables are banned.
-- I want a mariachi band at my beck and call at all times.
-- I WANT THAT YES CHANT!!!

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

- More Money

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Arm bars are illegal?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

- No hispanic opponents. EVER.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

-- Get Al Sharpton to host Raw again.

Personally, I can't wait.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

-- I want a mariachi band at my beck and call at all times.

He's got some fellas he can call for that.

 

[Nick Black]

- Wrestle only on PPV.
- I never bleed, only opponents do.
- Do NOT let Overeem near me or something might run down MY leg.
- I was a cupcake and Jack Daniels before I walk into the arena.
- Destroy all Punk or Cena shirts so my DeathClutch shirts may take over and give me money.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I want a golden shower

I want a kebab

I want you to want me!

I WANT IT ALLLL....AND I WANT IT NOOWWWWWW! *cue guitar solo*

 

[Richard Blonoff]

-No one is to prefer to my chest tattoo as a penis
-To the same effect no one is to call me Cock Chestnar
-After every match I lose I demand someone fly in Frank Mir so I can relieve stress



As a Mir fan that last one hurt a bit

 

[Alex]

I may look at Stephanie's breasts, Hunter is not to look at Sable's

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yawn. You guys suck.

 

[Coco]

I have some changes.

 

[Alex]

Nate from Wrestlezone Forums is to be my personal manager. He keeps it real, damn real!!!!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Numerous video packages every night reliving my greatest moments; but the Shooting Star Press must be ignored.

 

[Coco]

I need you to make some changes.

 

[AnvilForever]

Ah, I forgot this one.

I demand Justin LaBar's balls on a plate by this Sunday. Clock's ticking.

 

[Coco]

I brought you a copy of my changes that I want to have changed before Sunday.

 

[IHW]

Paul Haymen is hired as the GM of SmackDown.