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TNA Impact, airing on its special Monday night airtime, begins airing as Vince McMahon is shown on the screen. Crowd gasps in horror.
McMahon: Hello, ladies and gentlemen of TNA Impact! I bet the first thing youre thinking is, what the hell is Vince McMahon doing here? Well, there would only really be one reason why Im here. Thats because I BOUGHT TNA!
Crowd gasps again as commercial break begins.
After commercial break, Mike Tenay and Don West are seen with their heads in their hands.
West: Ladies and gentlemen, we had a good run. But after 5 years, our promotion, our life, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling has been purchased by that son of a bi .
West is cut off as No Chance hits the ring.
Tenay Oh my God.
McMahon: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Im the new CEO of Total Nonstop Action wrestling or what will be the FORMER TNA, Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Now, I bet youre wondering, which of your damn awful stars is coming back to WWE with me, or should I say well Ill get back to that later. First, I need to make some roster provisions of my own. Now, out of these men that will enter your weird 6 sided ring, 8 of them will be leaving the WWE.
Rory and Roby, Scotty 2 Hotty, Cade and Murdoch, Val Venis, Funaki, Jamie Noble, Kevin Thorn, and Shannon Moore make their way down to the ring.
McMahon: Well, what do we have here? Some Scots, a tool, two hicks, a pimp, two weightless horndogs, a vampire and an emo. Everyone but the two Scots, and the tool YOURRRRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!
The fired superstars walked up the entrance way patting each other on the back and shaking hands.
McMahon: If you will notice, I left 3 men. I already have reserved Rory a spot as he is a very talented wrestler, but Roby, you and Scotty 2 Hotty will fight tonight for a spot in the WWE!
Fans cheer as Rory talks to his partner.
McMahon: And to make things EVEN better, Im going to make it A LADDER MATCH!
Fans go crazy as Scotty 2 Hotty starts dancing.
McMahon: Now, the TNA stars are in the back getting ready for their appearance to be judged by yours truly. For some of them, their careers on the mainstream circuit of professional wrestling will come to a sudden halt, possibly for a large amount of time. For others, a fresh start in a new promotion will begin. Now, if youre ready, lets bring out the first 10 men.
An instrumental rock song hits as A1, Abyss, Styles, Alex Shelley, Andy Douglas, Austin Starr, BG James, Kip James, Brother Devon and Brother Ray come to the ring.
McMahon: A1, youve really not done much, and apparently you had fans pooling money, so you could get down to Orlando, you cheapass! That doesnt seem like the class needed in a high class setting like the WWE. Next!
Abyss cracks his knuckles and glares at McMahon, as he takes a step back.
McMahon: Abyss, your in-ring talent is great, and you have captured the NWA Heavyweight Title once during your time in TNA, giving you a spot on our roster!
As groups of 10 come out to be judged by McMahon, many are kept, but many are sent home. The final remains of the TNA roster are:
Abyss, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Team 3D, Chris Harris, Chris Sabin, Christian Cage, Christy Hemme, Eric Young, Christopher Daniels, LAX, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, Raven, Rhino, Ron Killings, Samoa Joe, Scott Steiner, and Sting.
Tenay: Where was our centerpiece, Kurt Angle, during this whole ordeal?
West: I dont know if hes showed up yet, but something is up.
McMahon is shown backstage and runs into Kurt Angle, coincidentally.
McMahon: Kurt! Youre just who I was looking for. I think its time we tell the fans your real reason you came to TNA.
Angle: I agree, Vince. See, TNA fans, I came to your promotion not because I was treated badly in the WWE, but because I, Kurt Angle, was sent as a spy by Vincent Kennedy McMahon! The plan was foolproof. I, the greatest technical wrestler of all time, would come to this dinky little promotion, as the top guy in automatically, so the fans would consider this a huge draw. Then, as I try to stir up trouble backstage, I can see the real sides of the talent, and tell Vince who to keep when he buys TNA.
McMahon: It was genius. Now, Kurt will be one of the top dogs on WWE again. Which reminds me! Send the simulcast over to RAW!
John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Carlito, and Triple H are in the ring, cutting a promo on the WWEs supremacy to promotions like TNA, and the crowd loves it. As they are speaking, McMahon comes on the Titantron.
McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, now owned by the WWE!
The crowd cheers as new WWE stars Sting, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles take the microphone.
Joe: Good evening, WWE fans. As you already know, we are part of your roster. What you dont know, is that a few of my friends and I will be taking a jet from Orlando to Tallahassee, where RAW is live, to compete in a 15 man over-the-top battle royal for a number one contenders match at Backlash for John Cenas WWE Title!
The crowd cheers as Sting takes the mic.
Sting: I had promised myself many years ago that I, Steve Borden, would never step in a WWE ring. But tonight, all that will change. Im coming to the place where I should have been my whole career, and will stay until I die!
Huge pop for Sting as he hands the mic over to Styles.
Styles: Joe Sting I would have never thought that you two would be the biggest sellouts I have ever met! TNA was our life, our passion. We believed that no matter what, we would always stick together in TNA, but now look, were being treated like dogs in the WWE. I dont eve
McMahon cuts off Styles and the camera pans to McMahon with a bright red face.
McMahon: AJ, nobody badmouths my company like that. Youre FII
Styles: Save it, asshole. I quit!
Crowd gasps as Styles throws down the mic, and Sting and Joe begin to talk to Styles.
McMahon: Well, now that hes gone, I have a few more surprises.
Huge pop from the crowd.
McMahon: First, you dont need to call us the WWE anymore.
Cena and Michaels look at each other, unsure of what is about to happen.
McMahon: Everyone knows that the WWE is now fully equipped with the most athletic wrestlers ever, including Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Samoa Joe, and Rey Mysterio for instance. So, our new promotion will begin with an A.
The letter A pans down below McMahon on the Titantron.
McMahon: Also, our promotion is now choc full of the best action stars and matches. Already, we have had memorable Hell in a Cell, TLC, Cage, and other crazy stipulation matches. Now, with the addition of X-Division matches and the return of Ravens Orange Clockwork House of Fun, we can say that we have the most action ever. Please, add another A to the promotion.
Another letter A is added to the promotion at the bottom.
McMahon: And now, since were not showing football, or soccer, or even ballerina dances, we might as well add the damn W to the bottom for wrestling.
The three letters gleam off the screen as the crowd has mixed reactions to the new name.
Cena: McMahon, you have something here. Im proud of what you accomplished, and Im ready to defend my title against any of our new acquisitions.
McMahon: Oh, John, dont worry. Tonight, you can fight a superstar who left the WWE at the peak of his career. In fact, right before he left, he had a few matches with you, sir. That man is no other than, Christian Cage, the NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Cena: Thanks, Vince. Im glad I can save my energy for Backlash.
McMahon: Thats not all John. Tonights match will be a street fight!
Huge pop from the crowd as Cena lifts up his belt.
McMahon: As for Hunter, Shawn and Carlito, you three will be in the over the top battle royal for Cenas title tonight, to earn a spot at Backlash. Good luck, and Ill have some more announcements tonight.
Commercial break.
As the show comes back on the air, King begins to speak
King: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight has been one of the greatest nights in sports entertainment history. I am proud to say that your new AAW has been met with great demands already. Merchandise is already up on the new AAW.com, and you will be redirected from WWE.com. Just before the break, we heard that John Cena will be fighting Christian Cage.
JR: Also, already confirmed for tonights 15 men over the top battle royal include Carlito, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and newly acquired Samoa Joe and Sting!
Brock Lesnars intro music hits as he walks out to a gigantic pop!
King: Oh my God! Brock Lesnars here!
Lesnar: Im baaaaack! And it feels better than ever! All of you know that I left this company to try out for some football team, and then Vince McMahon wouldnt let me wrestle in America. Well, me and Vinnie Mac made a deal and now Im signed to the AAW for a hefty 15 years!
The crowd goes crazy as Lesnar flexes.
Lesnar: Now I bet youre all wondering, is Brock going to be in the over-the-top battle royal tonight? The answer is no, because Im going to SmackDown to compete for Batistas World Heavyweight Championship.
Mixed reactions from many as the crowd wanted Lesnar to fight Cena.Lesnar: Even so, odds are SmackDown and even this phenomenal show RAW will be changed with so many changes being made. In fact, Id like calling SmackDown Lesnar World, since thats what it will be after I come back. In fact, I guarantee each and every one of you that if I dont have the title by SummerSlam, Ill quit wrestling for good.
The crowd boos when they hear any idea of Lesnar quitting. Lesnar gets no time to speak as Batistas music hits to a big pop.
Batista: Hold on, Brock. You expect to get a title shot after taking a 3 year hiatus from the wrestling business? Where Im from, you have to earn your rep. But Ill give you a shot. Tonight, on the last episode of TNA Impact, if you can defeat Abyss in a Table match, Ill give you your shot. I have a jet waiting for you, so get down to Orlando and kick his ass. I want to fight you, and I hope this works out.
Batista comes in for a handshake, and Lesnar takes it. As he walks out, Abyss comes from under the ring and gives Lesnar a Black Hole Slam on the entranceway. The crowd boos Abyss as Batista comes out and begins brawling with Abyss. The two exchange rights and lefts before separated by security. McMahon appears on the Titantron.
McMahon: Abyss, how the hell did you get here? Never mind that. Due to Abyss actions, Lesnar has won his match automatically and will face Batista in a non-title match this Friday night on Smackdown!
The crowd pops as the camera pans over to King and JR.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will be double barrel action as interpromotional slobberknockers will be shown here on the USA network and also on Spike TVs TNA Impact. Wrestlers have been flown to their destinations according to their matches.
First Match: Chris Masters vs. Jay Lethal
At TNA Impact
Masters walks out to an immense amount of boos from the crowd. He takes off his cape and walks down to the ring, while Jay Lethal doesnt even wait for his intro music.
West: What a match put on by those two superstars!
Tenay: Lethal put on one hell of a show out there. Masters had the upper hand for a little bit of the match, but our man Jay really let him have it.
West: Many superstars here in TNA know this is their last night and they want to put a good show for Mr. McMahon.
Tenay: Thats obvious, you always have to impress your boss at work.
Second Match- Over the Top Battle Royal for the X Division Championship
Competitors: Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Ron Killings, and Petey Williams
McMahon: Christopher, congratulations on your X Division win! Now, since youre the current champion, Im going to give you a choice. You can either retire the X Division Championship now and have a #1 Contenders match against your choice of Chris Benoits US Championship or Jeff Hardys Intercontinental Championship, or bring the X Division Championship into the AAW and defend it on your own.
Daniels: Vince, you cant be serious. This title is one of the last reminders of TNAs legacy. I cant let this go. Im defending it.
The crowd pops as Daniels walks to the back with his title.
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some breaking news. Scott Steiner and Chris Harris have reportedly quit the new AAW, and are currently backstage to talk about their decision.
The camera changes to a boiler room where Steiner and Harris are seen.
Steiner: As you all know, I, Scott Steiner,
Harris: and I, Chris Harris
Harris and Steiner: have quit the newly formed AAW.
Harris: I am tired of seeing Vince McMahon buy his damn competition, and then make them look like idiots. Its not fair and its not the right thing to do.
Steiner: Hasnt Vince ever heard of ratings? While RAW was obtaining 4.2s and 4.3s, TNA was drawing 1.0s and 1.3s. If anything, this purchase was a little early. So we want to say something.
Harris: Vince, if youre man enough. We want to challenge you and Shane-O-Mac to a parking lot brawl at Backlash. Winner takes control of the AAW, loser leaves wrestling for good. No rematch clause, no referees, the first two to be knocked out lose. Thats all there is to it. So, Vi
Harris is cut off as he and Steiner are decked from behind by a dark figure with a lead pipe and another with an aluminum baseball bat. The second figure turns on the light in the boiler room, and Vince and Shane are shown with their respective weapons.
Shane: Oh, Scott, dont worry. We accept.
Camera fades as the McMahons walk away.
West: Ladies and gentlemen, dont forget that after the matches featured tonight on the very last episode of TNA Impact, the matches from tonights episode of AAW RAW will be shown on the USA Network.
Third Match- Jeff Jarrett vs. Mystery Opponent
Jeff Jarrett enters the ring and begins cutting a promo.
Jarrett: You know Ive never had the chance to say this before we folded, but you guys youre what made TNA. You were the ones who watched us in the beginning, when we were airing all Pay-Per-Views. You were the ones that spread the word that we were reinventing wrestling, with a 6-sided ring, and with some of the best superstars in all of professional wrestling. We were doing some of the best things that could have ever been done by a promotion that was only around for less than 5 years. After we acquired Kurt Angle, ratings were through the roof. Now that I know hes a double crossing ass, I am going to make sure that I never enter this business again. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen, after this match, I am going to retire. I really hope to make this match memorable, as I am hopefully wrestling this as a face.
Biggest pop of the night goes to Jarrett, and the fans begin a Jeff chant.
Jarrett: Thank you, all of you.
Jarrett waves to the crowd. Suddenly, glass shatters and Steve Austin walks out to a colossal pop from the crowd!
Tenay: Its Stone Cold Steve Austin! Steve Austin has returned to wrestling!
West: No matter what happens, partner, this will be the greatest night in wrestling history!
Austin: Jeff, if there was anything I could do to help, I would. I am honored to be your final opponent and its hard to find men in this business like you.
Austin and Jarrett shake hands and the bell rings.
After the match, Austin helps Jarrett up, shakes his hand, and then gives him another Stone Cold Stunner before leaving. Jarrett is carried out on a stretcher due to his leg.
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, you probably saw one of the greatest matches of the year.
West: Was that real? Was that real? Ive never seen Jarrett have so much fight in him!
Main Event: Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit in a no DQ, 15 minute Ultimate Submission Match!
Kurt Angles old WWE theme hits as he enters the six sided ring for the last time. The TNA fans begin a You suck! chant in unison with the music. He comes out with an AAW flag and runs down to the ring, getting last minute stretches in before he competes.
Chris Benoit comes down to the ring, and he and Angle embrace in the ring.
Benoit: Kurt, welcome back.
Chris Benoit wipes the blood from his face and gets his hand raised to a standing ovation. Benoit stays in the ring until Angle finally fully regains consciousness. Once he came back to his senses, Angle gives Benoit a hug. As he pulls back, he hits an Angle Slam on Benoit!
Kurt: Ill see you next week on Smackdown, Chris.
The camera pans back to Tenay and West.
Tenay: Wow, what an ending to a great promotion!
West: The two best technical wrestlers of all time ending a promotion, while beginning a new feud.
Tenay: Well, ladies and gentlemen, for Don West, Im Mike Tenay. Turn to the USA channel for the recap of tonights RAW. Good night for the last time.
RAW RECAP
King: Good evening, folks, and welcome to the new AAW RAW, broadcasting live from Tallahassee, Florida! We just saw the last match of Jeff Jarretts career, a new X-Division Champ, and a new rivalry started between Chris Benoit and re-acquired superstar Kurt Angle!
JR: Before our first match of the night, Mr. McMahon has another announcement.
Camera pans to back office where Mr. McMahon is sitting behind a desk.
Vince: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you already know, tonight has been an extraordinary night in the history of the newly formed AAW. Although you may think that the fun has reached its peak, it is far from it. To begin, our third brand, ECW, has officially been cancelled. We are now going to have two shows, AAW RAW, and AAW Smackdown, still on the same nights. The members of ECW will be on Smackdown this Friday to earn a spot on either the Smackdown or RAW roster, or be fired.
First Match: Champion vs. Champion Street Fight- John Cena vs. Christian Cage
My Time is Now hits as John Cena runs out with his title. He gets rowdy, and throws his shirt, hat, and wristbands into the crowd. He stretches a little and gets ready for his opponent.
Christians music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction from the fans. He hands his jacket to a fan and makes his way down to ringside. The two stare at each other blankly as the match begins.
After the match, Jericho raises Cenas hand, and the two embrace to a huge pop.
Jericho: Once again, ladies and gentlemen RAW is Jericho! Now, many of you are probably guessing how could I betray my good friend Christian Cage? I did it because hes a lying SOB. Apparently, I wasnt going to wrestle in a long time according to him. According to him, I was going to be in TNA. According to him Im not retired, but I wont be back any time soon. Well guess what, Christian! Here I am. And Im better than ever too, pal. Youll be seeing me next week, because I want you in a little match we like to call A TLC match, for your NWA Heavyweight Title!
The crowd goes wild and Jericho throws the mic on a battered Christian. The medics help him out as the camera goes back to JR and King.
JR: What a match! Chris Jericho is back with RAW and Mr. McMahon has said that he and Teddy Long are going to make a few roster trades before the night is over, also he is going to add something to both brands!
King: This is officially the greatest and craziest night in wrestling history, by far. Next, we have a match between Robbie of the Highlanders and Scotty 2 Hotty, and the loser leaves the AAW!
Ladder Match: Loser leaves RAW: Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Robbie McAllister
The Highlanders music hits and Rory begins to pick dirt and gristle out of Robbies beard. They walk down to the ring, waiting for Scotty. His music hits, but he doesnt enter from the entranceway. He comes through the crowd and slides in the ring.
McMahon: Hello, ladies and gentlemen of TNA Impact! I bet the first thing youre thinking is, what the hell is Vince McMahon doing here? Well, there would only really be one reason why Im here. Thats because I BOUGHT TNA!
Crowd gasps again as commercial break begins.
After commercial break, Mike Tenay and Don West are seen with their heads in their hands.
West: Ladies and gentlemen, we had a good run. But after 5 years, our promotion, our life, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling has been purchased by that son of a bi .
West is cut off as No Chance hits the ring.
Tenay Oh my God.
McMahon: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Im the new CEO of Total Nonstop Action wrestling or what will be the FORMER TNA, Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Now, I bet youre wondering, which of your damn awful stars is coming back to WWE with me, or should I say well Ill get back to that later. First, I need to make some roster provisions of my own. Now, out of these men that will enter your weird 6 sided ring, 8 of them will be leaving the WWE.
Rory and Roby, Scotty 2 Hotty, Cade and Murdoch, Val Venis, Funaki, Jamie Noble, Kevin Thorn, and Shannon Moore make their way down to the ring.
McMahon: Well, what do we have here? Some Scots, a tool, two hicks, a pimp, two weightless horndogs, a vampire and an emo. Everyone but the two Scots, and the tool YOURRRRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!
The fired superstars walked up the entrance way patting each other on the back and shaking hands.
McMahon: If you will notice, I left 3 men. I already have reserved Rory a spot as he is a very talented wrestler, but Roby, you and Scotty 2 Hotty will fight tonight for a spot in the WWE!
Fans cheer as Rory talks to his partner.
McMahon: And to make things EVEN better, Im going to make it A LADDER MATCH!
Fans go crazy as Scotty 2 Hotty starts dancing.
McMahon: Now, the TNA stars are in the back getting ready for their appearance to be judged by yours truly. For some of them, their careers on the mainstream circuit of professional wrestling will come to a sudden halt, possibly for a large amount of time. For others, a fresh start in a new promotion will begin. Now, if youre ready, lets bring out the first 10 men.
An instrumental rock song hits as A1, Abyss, Styles, Alex Shelley, Andy Douglas, Austin Starr, BG James, Kip James, Brother Devon and Brother Ray come to the ring.
McMahon: A1, youve really not done much, and apparently you had fans pooling money, so you could get down to Orlando, you cheapass! That doesnt seem like the class needed in a high class setting like the WWE. Next!
Abyss cracks his knuckles and glares at McMahon, as he takes a step back.
McMahon: Abyss, your in-ring talent is great, and you have captured the NWA Heavyweight Title once during your time in TNA, giving you a spot on our roster!
As groups of 10 come out to be judged by McMahon, many are kept, but many are sent home. The final remains of the TNA roster are:
Abyss, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, Team 3D, Chris Harris, Chris Sabin, Christian Cage, Christy Hemme, Eric Young, Christopher Daniels, LAX, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, Raven, Rhino, Ron Killings, Samoa Joe, Scott Steiner, and Sting.
Tenay: Where was our centerpiece, Kurt Angle, during this whole ordeal?
West: I dont know if hes showed up yet, but something is up.
McMahon is shown backstage and runs into Kurt Angle, coincidentally.
McMahon: Kurt! Youre just who I was looking for. I think its time we tell the fans your real reason you came to TNA.
Angle: I agree, Vince. See, TNA fans, I came to your promotion not because I was treated badly in the WWE, but because I, Kurt Angle, was sent as a spy by Vincent Kennedy McMahon! The plan was foolproof. I, the greatest technical wrestler of all time, would come to this dinky little promotion, as the top guy in automatically, so the fans would consider this a huge draw. Then, as I try to stir up trouble backstage, I can see the real sides of the talent, and tell Vince who to keep when he buys TNA.
McMahon: It was genius. Now, Kurt will be one of the top dogs on WWE again. Which reminds me! Send the simulcast over to RAW!
John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Carlito, and Triple H are in the ring, cutting a promo on the WWEs supremacy to promotions like TNA, and the crowd loves it. As they are speaking, McMahon comes on the Titantron.
McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, now owned by the WWE!
The crowd cheers as new WWE stars Sting, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles take the microphone.
Joe: Good evening, WWE fans. As you already know, we are part of your roster. What you dont know, is that a few of my friends and I will be taking a jet from Orlando to Tallahassee, where RAW is live, to compete in a 15 man over-the-top battle royal for a number one contenders match at Backlash for John Cenas WWE Title!
The crowd cheers as Sting takes the mic.
Sting: I had promised myself many years ago that I, Steve Borden, would never step in a WWE ring. But tonight, all that will change. Im coming to the place where I should have been my whole career, and will stay until I die!
Huge pop for Sting as he hands the mic over to Styles.
Styles: Joe Sting I would have never thought that you two would be the biggest sellouts I have ever met! TNA was our life, our passion. We believed that no matter what, we would always stick together in TNA, but now look, were being treated like dogs in the WWE. I dont eve
McMahon cuts off Styles and the camera pans to McMahon with a bright red face.
McMahon: AJ, nobody badmouths my company like that. Youre FII
Styles: Save it, asshole. I quit!
Crowd gasps as Styles throws down the mic, and Sting and Joe begin to talk to Styles.
McMahon: Well, now that hes gone, I have a few more surprises.
Huge pop from the crowd.
McMahon: First, you dont need to call us the WWE anymore.
Cena and Michaels look at each other, unsure of what is about to happen.
McMahon: Everyone knows that the WWE is now fully equipped with the most athletic wrestlers ever, including Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Samoa Joe, and Rey Mysterio for instance. So, our new promotion will begin with an A.
The letter A pans down below McMahon on the Titantron.
McMahon: Also, our promotion is now choc full of the best action stars and matches. Already, we have had memorable Hell in a Cell, TLC, Cage, and other crazy stipulation matches. Now, with the addition of X-Division matches and the return of Ravens Orange Clockwork House of Fun, we can say that we have the most action ever. Please, add another A to the promotion.
Another letter A is added to the promotion at the bottom.
McMahon: And now, since were not showing football, or soccer, or even ballerina dances, we might as well add the damn W to the bottom for wrestling.
The three letters gleam off the screen as the crowd has mixed reactions to the new name.
Cena: McMahon, you have something here. Im proud of what you accomplished, and Im ready to defend my title against any of our new acquisitions.
McMahon: Oh, John, dont worry. Tonight, you can fight a superstar who left the WWE at the peak of his career. In fact, right before he left, he had a few matches with you, sir. That man is no other than, Christian Cage, the NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
Cena: Thanks, Vince. Im glad I can save my energy for Backlash.
McMahon: Thats not all John. Tonights match will be a street fight!
Huge pop from the crowd as Cena lifts up his belt.
McMahon: As for Hunter, Shawn and Carlito, you three will be in the over the top battle royal for Cenas title tonight, to earn a spot at Backlash. Good luck, and Ill have some more announcements tonight.
Commercial break.
As the show comes back on the air, King begins to speak
King: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight has been one of the greatest nights in sports entertainment history. I am proud to say that your new AAW has been met with great demands already. Merchandise is already up on the new AAW.com, and you will be redirected from WWE.com. Just before the break, we heard that John Cena will be fighting Christian Cage.
JR: Also, already confirmed for tonights 15 men over the top battle royal include Carlito, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, and newly acquired Samoa Joe and Sting!
Brock Lesnars intro music hits as he walks out to a gigantic pop!
King: Oh my God! Brock Lesnars here!
Lesnar: Im baaaaack! And it feels better than ever! All of you know that I left this company to try out for some football team, and then Vince McMahon wouldnt let me wrestle in America. Well, me and Vinnie Mac made a deal and now Im signed to the AAW for a hefty 15 years!
The crowd goes crazy as Lesnar flexes.
Lesnar: Now I bet youre all wondering, is Brock going to be in the over-the-top battle royal tonight? The answer is no, because Im going to SmackDown to compete for Batistas World Heavyweight Championship.
Mixed reactions from many as the crowd wanted Lesnar to fight Cena.Lesnar: Even so, odds are SmackDown and even this phenomenal show RAW will be changed with so many changes being made. In fact, Id like calling SmackDown Lesnar World, since thats what it will be after I come back. In fact, I guarantee each and every one of you that if I dont have the title by SummerSlam, Ill quit wrestling for good.
The crowd boos when they hear any idea of Lesnar quitting. Lesnar gets no time to speak as Batistas music hits to a big pop.
Batista: Hold on, Brock. You expect to get a title shot after taking a 3 year hiatus from the wrestling business? Where Im from, you have to earn your rep. But Ill give you a shot. Tonight, on the last episode of TNA Impact, if you can defeat Abyss in a Table match, Ill give you your shot. I have a jet waiting for you, so get down to Orlando and kick his ass. I want to fight you, and I hope this works out.
Batista comes in for a handshake, and Lesnar takes it. As he walks out, Abyss comes from under the ring and gives Lesnar a Black Hole Slam on the entranceway. The crowd boos Abyss as Batista comes out and begins brawling with Abyss. The two exchange rights and lefts before separated by security. McMahon appears on the Titantron.
McMahon: Abyss, how the hell did you get here? Never mind that. Due to Abyss actions, Lesnar has won his match automatically and will face Batista in a non-title match this Friday night on Smackdown!
The crowd pops as the camera pans over to King and JR.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will be double barrel action as interpromotional slobberknockers will be shown here on the USA network and also on Spike TVs TNA Impact. Wrestlers have been flown to their destinations according to their matches.
First Match: Chris Masters vs. Jay Lethal
At TNA Impact
Masters walks out to an immense amount of boos from the crowd. He takes off his cape and walks down to the ring, while Jay Lethal doesnt even wait for his intro music.
The winner of the match by pinfall: Jay LethalLethal begins to wail on Masters, who drops down to one knee. Masters takes stiff blows by Lethal to the face, but pokes him in the eye, giving Masters the upper hand. Masters begins to work on Lethal in the corner, with right hands to the abdomen. Lethal slumps into the corner as Masters begins driving his knee into the face of Lethal. After hitting Lethal three times, Masters picks him up again and Irish whips Lethal into the opposite ring post. He sets Jay up on the ring post, and is about to superplex him but Lethal throws him off. Masters stands up and Lethal hits him with a dropkick from the top rope. Lethal then sets Masters up for a back body drop but puts his legs in between the top rope. He then goes under the bottom rope and lies down, and begins pulling at Masters legs. Masters lets out a scream as the referee counts to three before Lethal lets go of his legs, and then throws the sideways Masters over him. Masters is now in the ring holding his groin, as Lethal begins to stomp on Masters. Lethal goes down for a scissored armbar but Masters trips Lethal. Masters then begins to recover and stars working on the already injured abdomen of Lethal. He works him into the corner, with stiff elbows and chops to the chest. After the 5th elbow, Lethal counters a chop with an armbar which he turned into a sleeper hold. Masters is struggling to stay up and Lethal notices that he is on one knee. He kicks out his other leg and puts Masters on both knees. After 3 stiff knees to the back, Lethal attempts to put the Masterlock on Masters! He tries but can not reach around the body of Masters. Lethal then moves around Masters and hits a sambo suplex! Masters is on the ground and Lethal calls for the Diving Dynamite Headbutt. He climbs up the top rope and nails it on Masters, now holding his chest in pain. Masters is then Irish whipped and Lethal comes from a side rope and hits the Hydroplane! Lethal covers Masters for the pin
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West: What a match put on by those two superstars!
Tenay: Lethal put on one hell of a show out there. Masters had the upper hand for a little bit of the match, but our man Jay really let him have it.
West: Many superstars here in TNA know this is their last night and they want to put a good show for Mr. McMahon.
Tenay: Thats obvious, you always have to impress your boss at work.
Second Match- Over the Top Battle Royal for the X Division Championship
Competitors: Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Ron Killings, and Petey Williams
As Daniels music hits, McMahons voice is heard and he is shown live on the screen.The match begins with Daniels fighting Edge, as Benjamin and Killings work on Williams and Sabin. Edge hits Daniels with elbows to the head. Benjamin begins clubbing Petey Williams with polish hammers, and goes down to one knee. Edge whips Daniels into Petey Williams, who headbutts Daniels. Ron Killings begins to stomp on Sabin, who grabs Killings leg and flips him around into an Argentine Leglock. Killings is screaming as Daniels performs a Death Valley Diver on Edge. Benjamin, who was on top of the turnbuckle waiting to put a leg drop on Williams, but is dropkicked off the turnbuckle by Daniels. Benjamin is eliminated. Now, Williams is up and throws Sabin off of Killings, who is holding his leg in pain. Daniels hits the exploder suplex on Killings who gets up but leans against the ropes. Edge hits the spear on Killings, and both of them spill to the floor. Edge and Killings are eliminated. Killings is knocked out, but Edge continues to beat him up. He pulls a table from under the ring and Edge jumps off of the top rope and puts Killings through the table! Security comes down and pulls Edge to the back. Sabin, Daniels, and Williams are left. Williams is cornered by Daniels and Sabin, and as Daniels is about to strike Williams, he turns to Sabin, kicks him in the gut, and hits Angels Wings! Williams is shocked as Daniels celebrates, and attempted to hit the Canadian Destroyer on him. Daniels counters and flips Petey over the top rope, eliminating him! Petey Williams is eliminated. The crowd pops as Daniels picks up Sabin. The crowd goes crazy when Daniels hits the Spicy Drop, practically knocking Sabin out cold. Daniels cheers with the crowd as he gets ready to eliminate Sabin. He picks up Sabin and belly to belly suplexes him over the top rope for the win! Chris Sabin is eliminated.
The winner and new X Division Champion- Christopher Daniels
McMahon: Christopher, congratulations on your X Division win! Now, since youre the current champion, Im going to give you a choice. You can either retire the X Division Championship now and have a #1 Contenders match against your choice of Chris Benoits US Championship or Jeff Hardys Intercontinental Championship, or bring the X Division Championship into the AAW and defend it on your own.
Daniels: Vince, you cant be serious. This title is one of the last reminders of TNAs legacy. I cant let this go. Im defending it.
The crowd pops as Daniels walks to the back with his title.
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some breaking news. Scott Steiner and Chris Harris have reportedly quit the new AAW, and are currently backstage to talk about their decision.
The camera changes to a boiler room where Steiner and Harris are seen.
Steiner: As you all know, I, Scott Steiner,
Harris: and I, Chris Harris
Harris and Steiner: have quit the newly formed AAW.
Harris: I am tired of seeing Vince McMahon buy his damn competition, and then make them look like idiots. Its not fair and its not the right thing to do.
Steiner: Hasnt Vince ever heard of ratings? While RAW was obtaining 4.2s and 4.3s, TNA was drawing 1.0s and 1.3s. If anything, this purchase was a little early. So we want to say something.
Harris: Vince, if youre man enough. We want to challenge you and Shane-O-Mac to a parking lot brawl at Backlash. Winner takes control of the AAW, loser leaves wrestling for good. No rematch clause, no referees, the first two to be knocked out lose. Thats all there is to it. So, Vi
Harris is cut off as he and Steiner are decked from behind by a dark figure with a lead pipe and another with an aluminum baseball bat. The second figure turns on the light in the boiler room, and Vince and Shane are shown with their respective weapons.
Shane: Oh, Scott, dont worry. We accept.
Camera fades as the McMahons walk away.
West: Ladies and gentlemen, dont forget that after the matches featured tonight on the very last episode of TNA Impact, the matches from tonights episode of AAW RAW will be shown on the USA Network.
Third Match- Jeff Jarrett vs. Mystery Opponent
Jeff Jarrett enters the ring and begins cutting a promo.
Jarrett: You know Ive never had the chance to say this before we folded, but you guys youre what made TNA. You were the ones who watched us in the beginning, when we were airing all Pay-Per-Views. You were the ones that spread the word that we were reinventing wrestling, with a 6-sided ring, and with some of the best superstars in all of professional wrestling. We were doing some of the best things that could have ever been done by a promotion that was only around for less than 5 years. After we acquired Kurt Angle, ratings were through the roof. Now that I know hes a double crossing ass, I am going to make sure that I never enter this business again. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen, after this match, I am going to retire. I really hope to make this match memorable, as I am hopefully wrestling this as a face.
Biggest pop of the night goes to Jarrett, and the fans begin a Jeff chant.
Jarrett: Thank you, all of you.
Jarrett waves to the crowd. Suddenly, glass shatters and Steve Austin walks out to a colossal pop from the crowd!
Tenay: Its Stone Cold Steve Austin! Steve Austin has returned to wrestling!
West: No matter what happens, partner, this will be the greatest night in wrestling history!
Austin: Jeff, if there was anything I could do to help, I would. I am honored to be your final opponent and its hard to find men in this business like you.
Austin and Jarrett shake hands and the bell rings.
The winner of the match by pinfall: Stone Cold Steve AustinAustin starts on the offensive with a clothesline and a few chops. Jarrett is on all fours, and Austin hits a few hellbows. Austin Irish whips Jarrett into the ropes and Lou Thesz Presses Jarrett and starts hitting him in the face. Jarrett rolls into a backwards somersault and the referee begins the count
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Jarrett hits Austin with a slingshot suplex off of 2 different ring ropes, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Jarrett is about to hit an elbow drop when he slips off of the top rope and falls to the mat. Austin and Jarrett are both down and the referee begins his count:
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Jarrett finally recovers and the match continues. Austin delivers chops to Jarretts chest as he is backed into the turnbuckle. Austin performs a strong Irish whip and Jeff hits the opposite turnbuckle, only to be met by an elbow from Austin moments later. Austin then flips off the camera and sets Jarrett up in a powerbomb position. As Jarrett is lifted, he jumps off of Austins shoulders and DDTs him! Jarrett runs around the ring once and puts Austin in the figure four Leglock! As Austin cries in pain, he attempts to reverse it. Austin tries to move over to his left side, and uses his momentum by using the bottom turnbuckle as leverage to turn around and reverse the hold! Jarrett now shrieks in pain as his legs are grinding down into nothing. Austin breaks the hold but then puts Jarrett in a Boston Crab! The crowd is going wild as Jarrett tries to keep his hand in the air. Jarrett finally uses his flexibility to start a grab on Austins neck, choking him. Austin finally has to break the hold. Austin hits a low elbow on Jarrett and he doubles over holding his stomach. Austin then hits a running STO on Jarrett, who falls to the ground. Austin starts pumping up the crowd as Jarrett gets up. Austin kicks him in the gut, and hits the Stone Cold Stunner! Austin then covers Jarrett for the pin
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Jarrett gets up quickly and stares at Austin. Austin looks blankly and glares back. Jarrett uses every last ounce of strength left in him and hits a lethal clothesline on Austin! He then moves Austin up to the top rope, and moves behind Austin, nailing a Super Stroke! Jarrett then hits a diving leg drop on Austin. He then applies a cross armbar on Austin, who refuses to submit. Jarrett begins kicks to the abdomen as well, turning Austins face bright purple! The ref is telling Austin that he should submit, when Austin takes his foot and moves Jarretts leg sideways and begins pushing it back even further! The crowd begins a This is Awesome chant. Austin nearly breaks Jarretts leg before Jarrett breaks the hold. Both men are down again, and Austin begins coughing up blood. The referee starts his count again.
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Both men get up simultaneously, with Austin taking the offensive, with quick, furious strikes to the head. Austin hits a DDT and busts Jarrett open. Jarrett has no idea where he is, and Austin Irish whips him, but his leg gives out. Jarrett tries with every last ounce of will he has in him to get up, and gets on one knee. Austin then hit a spinebuster, and began to stomp on Jarrett like crazy. Austin climbed to the top rope, and hits a diving Axe handle elbow drop on Jarrett! Austin then picks Jarrett up and hits another Stone Cold Stunner! The ref begins counting
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After the match, Austin helps Jarrett up, shakes his hand, and then gives him another Stone Cold Stunner before leaving. Jarrett is carried out on a stretcher due to his leg.
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, you probably saw one of the greatest matches of the year.
West: Was that real? Was that real? Ive never seen Jarrett have so much fight in him!
Main Event: Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit in a no DQ, 15 minute Ultimate Submission Match!
Kurt Angles old WWE theme hits as he enters the six sided ring for the last time. The TNA fans begin a You suck! chant in unison with the music. He comes out with an AAW flag and runs down to the ring, getting last minute stretches in before he competes.
Chris Benoit comes down to the ring, and he and Angle embrace in the ring.
Benoit: Kurt, welcome back.
Winner due to wrestler fatigue: Chris BenoitThe match begins with Kurt taking Benoit down and landing some stiff shots to the abdomen. He begins to stomp Benoits ankles, buttering them up for his dreaded submission move. As he continues stomping, Benoit trips Angle and locks in an STF. Angle does everything he can to get out of it but cant, and then rolls over. Instead of breaking the hold, Benoit changes it to a rear naked choke! Angle is already red in the face and has broken through his mouth guard. He reaches down to Benoits ankle and locks in the ankle lock! Now, Benoit shrieks in pain and starts to land stiff punches to Angles head. Angle uses all of his strength to push Benoit from the middle of the ring to a ring post, pushing Benoits head into the turnbuckle, making him dizzy. Angle gets out of the hold and drags Benoit to the middle of the ring, where he lands a belly to belly suplex on Benoit. Benoit goes out of the ring to recover. Angle gets on the top rope and waits for Benoit to look up. As Angle jumps off the turnbuckle, Benoit hits Angle with the chair he was hiding behind his back. Angle is down and Benoit applies an STF. Angle screams in pain as the hold is locked in, and he has no way of escaping. While the hold as been locked in for about 30 seconds, Angle uses all of his strength to flip Benoit to his back. The plan backfires, as Benoit is able to switch to another rear naked choke. Angle is now choked out and has to tap. Benoit- 1, Angle- 0. The match restarts as Benoit lets Angle recuperate and the two begin re-squaring off at the 8 minute mark. Angle takes the upper hand with a few stiff blows to the head of Benoit. He takes him down to the mat and begins to toy with him. Angle hits Benoit in the face with his knee and is blinded for a moment. As Benoit lie prone, Angle goes up to the top rope. He puts his hands in the air as the crowd pops and calls for the moonsault. Angle jumps and connects, hitting Benoit straight in the ribs. As he struggles for air, Angle picks him up and hits a nasty German Suplex! The crowd pops as Angle undoes the suspenders on his tights. He flexes once and turns around to Benoit and locks in the Ankle Lock! Benoit cries in pain as his ankle is twisted in ways unknown to man. Benoit digs with his hands to grab the rope, but as he is about to touch, Angle pulls him back to the center of the ring. Benoit, whose leg is about to snap, finally taps out at the 10 minute mark. Benoit- 1, Angle- 1. As soon as the referee rings the bell to signal a restart of the match, Angle goes to the hold again, but on the opposite leg. This time, however, Benoit is able to somersault out of the hold and immediately suplexes Angle. However, he doesnt let go and hits two more to complete the Tres Amigos! He then works Kurt into the turnbuckle and gives him stiff knees to the gut. The crowd yells 3 minutes! as time begins to dwindle in the match. Benoit then begins hammering away at the shins and calves of Angle, and steps outside the ring. When he re-enters, he has a table and two chairs with him. Angle is ready for him back in the ring and hip tosses Benoit. Angle drops a chair in the middle of the ring. As Benoit gets up, Angle bulldogs him onto the chair! Benoit, who is now busted open, is face down on the chair. Angle, looking to please the crowd again, goes up to the top rope, with the second chair. He holds the chair up to his stomach, and performs another moonsault! This time, Benoit gets out of the way, and Angle connects with only chair. As Angle lays face down, Benoit gives him the cut-throat taunt. He then proceeds to put Kurt in the Ankle Lock! After about 10 seconds of Angle lying motionless, the referee holds up Kurts hand, making no movement. The crowd is on their feet as Angle tries to regain consciousness and the ref begins a 5 count.
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Chris Benoit wipes the blood from his face and gets his hand raised to a standing ovation. Benoit stays in the ring until Angle finally fully regains consciousness. Once he came back to his senses, Angle gives Benoit a hug. As he pulls back, he hits an Angle Slam on Benoit!
Kurt: Ill see you next week on Smackdown, Chris.
The camera pans back to Tenay and West.
Tenay: Wow, what an ending to a great promotion!
West: The two best technical wrestlers of all time ending a promotion, while beginning a new feud.
Tenay: Well, ladies and gentlemen, for Don West, Im Mike Tenay. Turn to the USA channel for the recap of tonights RAW. Good night for the last time.
RAW RECAP
King: Good evening, folks, and welcome to the new AAW RAW, broadcasting live from Tallahassee, Florida! We just saw the last match of Jeff Jarretts career, a new X-Division Champ, and a new rivalry started between Chris Benoit and re-acquired superstar Kurt Angle!
JR: Before our first match of the night, Mr. McMahon has another announcement.
Camera pans to back office where Mr. McMahon is sitting behind a desk.
Vince: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you already know, tonight has been an extraordinary night in the history of the newly formed AAW. Although you may think that the fun has reached its peak, it is far from it. To begin, our third brand, ECW, has officially been cancelled. We are now going to have two shows, AAW RAW, and AAW Smackdown, still on the same nights. The members of ECW will be on Smackdown this Friday to earn a spot on either the Smackdown or RAW roster, or be fired.
First Match: Champion vs. Champion Street Fight- John Cena vs. Christian Cage
My Time is Now hits as John Cena runs out with his title. He gets rowdy, and throws his shirt, hat, and wristbands into the crowd. He stretches a little and gets ready for his opponent.
Christians music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction from the fans. He hands his jacket to a fan and makes his way down to ringside. The two stare at each other blankly as the match begins.
Winner of the match due to Submission: John CenaCena begins the match with an arm drag on Christian, and begins kicking Christians back. Wasting no time, he throws Christian out of the ring in front of the announcers table. Cena slams Christians left arm into the ring post and then wrapped it around the post. Christian yells as his arm is kicked by Cena. Christian leans on the steel ring steps, and Cena Irish whips Cage over the barricade, into the crowd. Cage and Cena trade punches in the crowd as Cage runs away. Cena goes searching for him in the mob of fans, as Cage sneaks behind him. Cena turns around, though, and sees Cage 5 feet away. Cage charges, but Cena catches him in midair, nailing a spinebuster on the concrete. Cena then whips him over the barricade and drags him up to the stage. He brings him up the entranceway and body slams him on top of the metal walkway. Cena then props up Cage on the metal guard rail, and runs over to spear Cage, but he moves out of the way. Cena begins to favor his head as Christian lays down on the entrance ramp. The referee begins his count.
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Christian recovers and slides Cena back into the ring. Christian searches under the ring and picks up two tables, one long and one short. He sets up the long table and leans the short one against it. Then, after giving Cena a spike DDT, he sends him to the outside and leans him up on the wall. Cage then runs up on the short table and jumps to the top rope, where he jumps off and attempts to splash Cena. With less than a moment to spare, Cena moves out of the way and Cage hits his jaw on the railing. Cena leans on the ring ropes and begins to recover. As Cage lays down favoring his jaw, John throws him back into the ring. He stacks the tables, and moves them next to a turnbuckle. Then, he Irish whips Cage and gives him the shoulderblock, followed by another. He then picks up Cage, giving him a belly to back slam. Cena gets a pop when he raises his hand, signaling for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. As he brushes his shoulder off, Cage throws his legs out from under him. The crowd boos as Cage gets up to his feet and begins to move the stacked tables 5 feet away from the turnbuckle. He then lifts Cena up to the top turnbuckle. He puts Cenas arm over his shoulder, and just as he is about to suplex him, Cena hits Cage in the gut. Cage tries again, but with the same result. A Cena! Cena! chant is started. Cena pushes him, and Cage falls down, landing on the bottom table. Cena gives the crowd the You Cant See Me taunt, and jumps! He splashes through the top table, and nails Cage through the second one! Cena holds is stomach as Cage lies motionless on the canvas. After a few moments, Cena gets up and goes again for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, nailing it this time! Cena then goes under the ring and finds another steel chair. He gets in the ring and right as he sets it in position, Cage gets up, but is immediately set up for an FU! Cena hits the FU on the steel chair, and is about to pin Cage when someone in the crowd knocks out the ref. As they run to the back, Cena looks around for some way to get the pinfall. As he tries to wake up the referee, Chris Jericho comes running down the entranceway! The crowd goes wild as Jericho enters the ring and gives the go ahead to Cena. Cena covers Cage again and Jericho begins the count!
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Cena looks pissed as he throws Cage to the outside. He then throws the casing and the television monitors off of the Spanish announce table! He then throws Cage onto it and climbs up to the turnbuckle. Jericho tells him to wait a minute. Jericho climbs the turnbuckle and hits a nasty leg drop on Cage through the table. Cena then brings Cage into the ring and picks up Cage. He puts him into a powerbomb position, and Jericho jumps off the top rope and hits a backward hurricanrana! Cena then puts Cage in the STFU, and Cage is shrieking in pain. Christian finally taps out at the 15 minute mark.
After the match, Jericho raises Cenas hand, and the two embrace to a huge pop.
Jericho: Once again, ladies and gentlemen RAW is Jericho! Now, many of you are probably guessing how could I betray my good friend Christian Cage? I did it because hes a lying SOB. Apparently, I wasnt going to wrestle in a long time according to him. According to him, I was going to be in TNA. According to him Im not retired, but I wont be back any time soon. Well guess what, Christian! Here I am. And Im better than ever too, pal. Youll be seeing me next week, because I want you in a little match we like to call A TLC match, for your NWA Heavyweight Title!
The crowd goes wild and Jericho throws the mic on a battered Christian. The medics help him out as the camera goes back to JR and King.
JR: What a match! Chris Jericho is back with RAW and Mr. McMahon has said that he and Teddy Long are going to make a few roster trades before the night is over, also he is going to add something to both brands!
King: This is officially the greatest and craziest night in wrestling history, by far. Next, we have a match between Robbie of the Highlanders and Scotty 2 Hotty, and the loser leaves the AAW!
Ladder Match: Loser leaves RAW: Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Robbie McAllister
The Highlanders music hits and Rory begins to pick dirt and gristle out of Robbies beard. They walk down to the ring, waiting for Scotty. His music hits, but he doesnt enter from the entranceway. He comes through the crowd and slides in the ring.
Scotty is completely unnoticed and double bulldogs both members of the Highlanders. Rory slides out of the ring quickly and brings a ladder in. As Scotty is working on Robbie, Rory climbs the ladder. Scotty moves away from the weary Robbie and climbs the other side. As Rory reaches for the briefcase, Scotty gives stiff right hands to the face of Rory. As the two trade punches, Robbie gets back up and starts to move over to Scottys side. He lifts him in a powerbomb position and has him picked up. He motions for Rory to get off for a moment, and crucifix powerbombs Scotty into the ladder! The crowd boos as the two begin to double team Scotty. As they are getting ready to hit a Double Hotscot Slingshot on the ladder, Eugene and Hacksaw Jim Duggan run in! Eugene hits an airplane spin on Robbie and Hacksaw hits Rory with his 2x4! The referee cant call a DQ but is telling the others to get out of the ring. As they leave, Roddy Piper rushes down and puts the referee in a sleeper hold! All 6 men are in the ring now, and each team has a ladder. Piper charges at the group of Duggan, Eugene, and Scotty with his ladder, but is clocked by their ladder. Roddy is busted wide open and rolls to the outside. Now with a two on three, all 3 men of Scottys team charge and take out the Highlanders. Eugene sets up the ladder and waits for Scotty to climb it. As he is about to reach the top, Eugene hip tosses him off! Then, Hacksaw hits an Old Glory Leg Drop, to the demise of the fans. Rory and Robbie notice this, and clean house on Duggan and Eugene! Rory then goes to the outside and Robbie begins to work on the injured Scotty. He drops the ladder and Irish whips him. As Scotty comes back, Robbie goes for a headbutt, but Scotty catches him and hits a tornado DDT! He throws Robbie out of the ring and he collides with Rory, who catches him and puts him back in the ring. As Scotty climbs up the ladder this time, Rory pushes him off the ladder and he gets caught on the ring rope. After he falls off of the rope, Rory powerbombs over the top rope! He now gets the ladder and pushes Robbie up the ladder. While leaning on the ladder, Robbie finally recovers and grabs the suitcase with the contract in it!
Winner of the match: Robbie McAllister