I've definitly run into all of these wonderful people
The i'm gettin to old for this shit guy was going to see Metallica in Fresno in 2009 with me, it was my dad. He'd seen Metallica several times and he was expecting it to be the same but this time the music was too loud so he had to hear earplugs and the lights and lasers were "too much", poor dad is gettin too old for Metallica
The girlfriend(who is now my fiance) and I went to see Fozzy with Chris Jericho in January for my birthday. She didnt think we were going to have to watch 5 other bands before Fozzy came on, plus the Whiskey A Go Go is a small venue so it was very crowded and she's claustrophobic, and last but not least the overwhelming smell of pot gave her a headache. We had to leave halfway through Fozzy's set......I almost cried.
The Out of My Way guy and the I'm Here to Get In a Fight guy were basically everyone in the crowd at an All That Remains concert in San Fran a few years ago. Bunch of frickin idiots, especially these two bitches who just walked through everyone who got there early to be up front and squeezed themselves into a spot by the stage. The rest of the idiots kept trying to push me and my friend after we left the mosh pit, after asking them to cut the shit and being civil they were soundly whipped into humility by myself, my buddy and two other guys being bugged when they were just chillin and listening to the music. One thing that was hilarious about that concert, one guy who was headbanging did it a little too much and got a headache and fell over.
Last but not least the shirtless fatty, this is probably my favorite. So it's at the Metallica concert I mentioned above, we are all in the seated area looking down on the stage in the middle of the arena with the mosh pit surrounding it. During some of the heavier songs there was this guy who was just outside the pit who was very drunk, he decided to take off his shirt and run around pretending it was a kite. Then later he became a ninja and was using the shirt as nunchucks, and then finally he pissed off security when he hit one of them with his "nunchucks". They chased him in a circle twice until he tried to swing the shirt at them and instead it went into his face, 4 security guards tackled him and took him out. And lastly one other thing that happened at that concert that was priceless, during Nothing Else Matters a couple in the mosh pit started slow dancing together. The pit moved back and gave them a dance floor, and even cheered them on, weirdest thing i've ever seen but awesome at the same time
