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Championship Contender

Today's installment of my "Rewriting WrestleMania" series takes us one year back to the 30th annual WrestleMania, emanating from the Superdome in New Orleans, LA. Just over 75,000 fans witnessed the "Yes Movement" take over WrestleMania, as Daniel Bryan opened and closed the show, becoming just the 2nd wrestler in Mania history to do so (joining Bret Hart at WM10). In the opening contest, he would do battle with Triple H for the opportunity to become the 3rd man in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match, joining champion Randy Orton and Royal Rumble winner Batista; returning to WWE after a 4-year absence. The WrestleMania 30 set was nice, but couldn't come close to the gorgeous design of WM29, possibly my favorite ever with the Brooklyn Bridge and Statue of Liberty. However, much more importantly, the card was a big step up from a mediocre WM29. In other high profile matches, Bray Wyatt would step into the ring at WrestleMania for the first time in his career to face John Cena. The Undertaker would put his 21-0 undefeated streak on the line against Brock Lesnar. 30 men would also take part in a battle royal to pay tribute to the late great Andre the Giant. Overall, I felt this was a solid WrestleMania card, but as usual, there are definitely things that I would change. Before we get to that, here are the results from WM30.
April 6, 2014
Mercedes-Benz Superdome (New Orleans, LA)
1. (Pre-Show) Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match:
The Usos (c) def. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) w/ Zeb Colter, RybAxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel), and Los Matadores w/ El Torito to retain.
2. Winner Enters WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Daniel Bryan def. Triple H w/ Stephanie McMahon
3. Six-Man Tag Team Match:
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns) def. Kane and The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn)
4. Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
Cesaro won by last eliminating Big Show.
Other participants: Sin Cara, Xavier Woods, Yoshi Tatsu, Brad Maddox, Brodus Clay, The Great Khali, Zack Ryder, Darren Young, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal, Heath Slater, Mark Henry, Titus O'Neil, The Miz, Santino Marella, Damien Sandow, Justin Gabriel, David Otunga, Big E, Fandango, R-Truth, Tyson Kidd, Goldust, Cody Rhodes, Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio, and Sheamus
5. John Cena def. Bray Wyatt w/ The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan)
6. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman def. The Undertaker
7. Vickie Guerrero Invitational for the Divas Championship:
AJ Lee (c) def. Naomi by submission to retain
Other participants: Aksana, Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, Cameron, Emma, Eva Marie, Layla, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Rosa Mendes, Summer Rae and Tamina Snuka
8. WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat:
Daniel Bryan def. Randy Orton (c) and Batista to become new champion
*Rewriting WrestleMania XXX*
1. (Pre-Show) Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match: The Usos def. The Real Americans (Cesaro and Jack Swagger) (c) w/ Zeb Colter, The New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn), and The Rhodes Brothers (Goldust and Cody)
I'm not opposed to a fatal 4-way, but get the teams right if you're going to go that route. Otherwise it should have just been The Real Americans and The Usos. So I would have removed Los Matadores (who have no business in the tag team title match this year either over the Prime Time Players) and RybAxel - and inserted the Outlaws (who were in the title picture shortly before Mania and were a terrible choice for The Shield's opponents) and the Rhodes Bros. (they had a sudden resurgence and won the tag team titles over The Shield in the fall of 2013 and would have made it a much better match). Like I said, I'd be fine though with just The Real Americans vs The Usos. Swagger and Cesaro would go in the champs in my version, and drop them to The Usos. I really liked The Real Americans together and thought they deserved a run as champs before splitting. Post match, I'd have Colter blame Cesaro for the loss and turn him face officially since the fans had really gotten behind him. Jimmy and Jey win the gold for the 2nd time in the pre-show.
2. Winner Enters WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Daniel Bryan def. Triple H w/ Stephanie McMahon
I thought it was fantastic booking by putting this match first and I wouldn't have done anything different. We all know CM Punk was supposed to be Triple H's opponent, but of course walked out on WWE the night after Royal Rumble. If Punk had been on the card, I likely would have paired him up with Bryan. Nonetheless, this was a perfect opener after the 20-minute promo with Hogan, Austin, and Rock. Also, they really had Bryan sell that shoulder injury. So it made sense to have him start the show, and then give him about 3 hours to "recover" before going after the World Heavyweight Title. Kudos to Triple H for putting his ego aside and putting Bryan over to give the fans what they wanted to see.
3. Ryback def. Sheamus
In my WM29 rewrite, Ryback was victorious over Mark Henry. They really handled Ryback poorly, having him lose match after match on ppv. I think he should have been World Heavyweight Champion at some point before the title was retired. I'd still have Ryback turn heel and give him his own match here with Sheamus, rather than put them in the Andre battle royal. These 2 would really match up well with similar physiques and wrestling style.
4. Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) def. Tyson Kidd w/ Natalya
No way should Big E still have been IC Champ by this point. He had gotten tremendously stale with the crowd by the time Mania rolled around. Ziggler comes in with the gold instead of being just another face in the battle royal and defends his title against Tyson Kidd, who always deserved a mid-card push in my opinion. Ziggler had already become one of the most popular wrestlers by this time, so he definitely deserved his own spot on the card.
5. Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Cesaro wins by last eliminating Big Show
Cesaro was the perfect decision to award the first Andre memorial battle royal. The moment of him lifting up Big Show and throwing him over the top rope head first was reminiscent of Hogan lifting Andre at WM3 and just greatly done. The only thing I would have done differently is I'd throw Swagger in the mix to attack Cesaro and get an official start on their feud. I'd have Cesaro go on as a face instead of pairing him with Paul Heyman. It seemed like a great idea, but they somehow ruined one of the hottest wrestlers in the business in no time. One question: Will Cesaro participate in the 2nd Andre battle royal tomorrow night to defend his trophy?
6. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman def. Batista
In my rewrite of WM29, Brock Lesnar faces The Undertaker and loses. I stick by my opinion that Lesnar was a fine choice to be the one to end the streak if you're going to do it, but it wasn't necessary by any means. Lesnar already had wins under his belt against Taker, he was already well established, and being a former UFC Champion, they didn't need to convince anyone that he was a badass. As far as Batista goes, what a terrible choice for the Royal Rumble winner. Everyone in Pittsburgh that night agreed and let their voice be heard. So Batista comes back after 4 years to a lukewarm reaction at best, and they decide to award him the Rumble and put him in the main event of WrestleMania? Not in a hundred years would I have gone this direction. Instead, Batista gets fed to Lesnar before he returns to Hollywood just a couple short months later. Lesnar has a suplex-fest and goes on to SummerSlam to claim the championship just as he did in reality.
7. Six-Man Tag Team Match: The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns) def. The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, and Kane)
In my version of WM30, Kane keeps the mask on and follows the buzzards, joins up with Bray Wyatt and becomes the 4th member of The Wyatt Family. It's common knowledge that "Corporate" Kane is garbage and just not interesting whatsoever. Why in the world did they put The Shield against The Wyatt Family at Elimination Chamber instead of WrestleMania? I remember the crowd going nuts the first time they hinted at a match between the 6 of them on Raw. They definitely dropped the ball pairing The Shield with Corporate Kane and the Outlaws. What an absolute waste. They honestly would have been better off splitting The Shield up and making them face eachother, like they teased for months. This match lasted less than 3 minutes and was by far the biggest disappointment of the night. A triple powerbomb to Kane after a solid 15-minute match.
8. Bray Wyatt def. The Undertaker
Bray Wyatt is by far the most unique, interesting character to enter WWE in as long as I can remember. Arguably even since Taker debuted back in 1990. In my personal view, Taker vs. Wyatt is happening a year late. I have said all along that if Taker's streak was going to end, it should have been at the hands of Bray Wyatt. Imagine what this could have done for Wyatt's career. It's also my opinion that if Wyatt not only should have ended the streak, but ended The Undertaker's nearly 24-year WWE run. Now that they are facing at WM31, it's inevitable that Taker wins because 21-2 would take away from what Lesnar did. Some people will say it was too soon for Wyatt to be given that reward after only debuting the previous summer. But when you know you've got something special, I say go for it. Plus with Kane joining The Wyatt Family in my version, it works into the storyline for Taker to want to go after the man who brainwashed his brother into joining his cult. Bray Wyatt receives the honor of being the 1 in 21-1 and takes over as the new face of fear in WWE. Could they have been any lazier with this "feud" this year? Not even putting Taker on tv. They have phased him out more and more as the years go by. I feel like if he can't even appear before Mania, he probably shouldn't be on the card. It's getting ridiculous at this point.
9. Divas Championship: AJ Lee (c) def. Naomi
Having every diva on the roster go up against AJ and having her retain the title was about as far-fetched as you can get. It's not as if she's got the build of Beth Phoenix or Kharma. It should have been AJ and Naomi 1-on-1. Naomi was a fresh diva who could actually wrestle a decent match. AJ retains and goes on to lose to Paige the next night, as she would then be taking the next few months off.
10. Triple Threat Ladder Match to Unify the WWE Championship & World Heavyweight Championship: Daniel Bryan def. WWE Champion Randy Orton and World Heavyweight Champion John Cena to become first WWE World Heavyweight Champion
In December of 2013 at the TLC ppv, WWE decided to unify the WWE and World title belts in a tables, ladders, and chairs match between Orton and Cena. While I didn't disagree with the unification, I definitely disagreed with the timing of the match. Why not wait only 4 more months and do the unification at WrestleMania and include the Royal Rumble winner to make it a triple threat? I'd keep the tables and chairs out of the match and keep it strictly a ladder match. Bryan would have been my Rumble winner obviously; leaving him out of it altogether was a huge mistake. 2 champions and the Rumble winner in one epic main event to decide the first WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Bryan still wins, holding both title belts at the top of the ladder, with 75,000 people stand united in "Yes!" chants. The unification match would have had an even more important feel to it if it was put off until the 30th anniversary of WrestleMania.
Thanks to everyone who has participated in the "Rewriting WrestleMania" series. On Monday, I will post the final installment with the changes I would have made to WrestleMania XXXI.
Feel free to comment and/or post your WM30.