"13 reasons why Edge sucks" according to random black guy

[Hollywood Naitch]

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Why do some people feel the need to make videos like this. They clearly have nothing else going on in their lives other than wrestling.

Pretty funny how seriously he takes it though.

 

[The Butcher]

Dude needs to turn off the PC and pick up around the apartment.

 

[Moon Knight]

Isn't he a little old to be doing this? He looks like he is 50.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

While I could hate you Naitch for posting a video intriguing enough to make me pause my reunion with early 00s rock classics, I will instead hate the guys continuing fake laugh and resume my reunion with some Audioslave.

Show me how to live, for those interested.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I don't what he does or doesn't do, if your going to make a video listing why somebody sucks at the least, make your list good. I'm not even a big fan of Edge and I think that was shit.

 

[ABMorales787]

Somebody write the list. I don't feel like hitting the play button.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Somebody write the list. I don't feel like hitting the play button.

I cant remember the whole list. It includes

- Him being a paper champion
- A Mid carder being used as a main eventer
- the Spear being shit
- him being an adulterer
- The fact he took steroids

I posted the video and I gave up after about 6, the bloke just pissed me off

 

[ABMorales787]

I cant remember the whole list. It includes

- Him being a paper champion
- A Mid carder being used as a main eventer
- the Spear being shit
- him being an adulterer
- The fact he took steroids

I posted the video and I gave up after about 6, the bloke just pissed me off

So basically the idiot missed the point of his gimmick completely. And his spinal fusion.

 

[SpoodBeest]

Spinnernet the master troll of the YWC

 

[Mitch Henessey]

The whole point of Edge's character was to be the devious chickenshit weasel of a heel, who do anything to win. And if you can't understand that, then you shouldn't watch wrestling.

 

[dman1373]

i didn't listen but i read the list, and i have to agree about the spear. When it comes to the spear, only a very few can pull it off and make it look great. Edge is not one of them. He doesn't have the intensity of a rhino or a Goldberg to pull it off.

 

[Alex]

I cant remember the whole list. It includes

- Him being a paper champion
- A Mid carder being used as a main eventer
- the Spear being shit
- him being an adulterer
- The fact he took steroids

I posted the video and I gave up after about 6, the bloke just pissed me off

With the exception of the spear, basically what other wrestlers have done

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

His spear was shit, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.

 

[Alex]

I meant that was the only thing on the list someone could complain about

 

[Dirk]

The spear IS a shit finisher. Rugby (and football?) players have another word for it, it's called a tackle and you receive at least ten each game.

Also, not only is it a shit finisher, but it's also so damn popular. Now Bo and that other chick do it. It should just die off already. Thank you. #heel

 

[The Dragon Saga]

The spear IS a shit finisher. Rugby (and football?) players have another word for it, it's called a tackle and you receive at least ten each game.

Also, not only is it a shit finisher, but it's also so damn popular. Now Bo and that other chick do it. It should just die off already. Thank you. #heel

Actually, the aim of a spear in wrestling is to cut through a person, Goldberg's was like a tackle, Edge's was positioned in a way to create the illusion he was cutting through an opponents lungs winding them in the process.

In rugby, I have never been told to cut through someone. The aim of that is to go head on and dump them to the ground. Two different things.

 

[Coco]

Thirteen minutes long?

Can one of you people whose time isn't important sum it up for me?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Thirteen minutes long?

Can one of you people whose time isn't important sum it up for me?

I cant remember the whole list. It includes

- Him being a paper champion
- A Mid carder being used as a main eventer
- the Spear being shit
- him being an adulterer
- The fact he took steroids

This is it. Just him mouthing off incoherently about these topics.

 

[Coco]

I can accept all of those points.

Though I'm sure he's still a moron.

 

[Miko]

Yeah I'd say he's 5/5 on points listed so far.

 

[Dirk]

In rugby, I have never been told to cut through someone. The aim of that is to go head on and dump them to the ground.

Have to disagree with you, respectfully, of course. We always went for the short-rib.

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

Hahaha good to see Spinnernet is still around. I used to be subscribed to him, but then he stopped watching wrestling so I unsubbed. I'm pretty sure he's not 100% serious here. He was a fan of Edge's, though he made a video about wanting Edge to retire (Edge actually retired a week after that vid was made) and then he made an apology vid lol

Isn't he a little old to be doing this? He looks like he is 50.

Mid-thirties I think. He lost his job at some point (he made a video begging for money to fix his car). I assume he has a job again now?

Somebody write the list. I don't feel like hitting the play button.

Sure hehe

Upper midcarder at best
His Spear fucking sucked
His title reigns were bullshit
He is an adulterer
Edge is an HGH and steroid abuser
Edge's second title reign only happened because RVD got caught with drugs
Edge couldn't cut it on Raw, so spent his time on Smackdown
He only beat ADR at Mania because he was going to retire
He was fat and out of shape during his last 2-3 years in the company
His last couple of years in WWE were stale
Edge's fans are borderline obsessed with him
Edge always got injured
Edge wasn't good at getting heel heat, depended on Vickie to get him heat

 

[ABMorales787]

Upper midcarder at best

WRONG!

His Spear fucking sucked

WRONG!

His title reigns were bullshit

WRONG!

He is an adulterer

WRONG!

Edge is an HGH and steroid abuser

WRONG!

Edge's second title reign only happened because RVD got caught with drugs

WRONG!

Edge couldn't cut it on Raw, so spent his time on Smackdown

WRONG!

He only beat ADR at Mania because he was going to retire

WRONG!

He was fat and out of shape during his last 2-3 years in the company

WRONG!

His last couple of years in WWE were stale

WRONG!

Edge's fans are borderline obsessed with him

WRONG!

Edge always got injured

Hey kid, you know what you're going to be when you grow up? You're gonna be WRONG!

Edge wasn't good at getting heel heat, depended on Vickie to get him heat

*Rolls around ring* WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!WRONG!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Have to disagree with you, respectfully, of course. We always went for the short-rib.

Well then your Rugby coach may be a lunatic.

 

[Papa Pillman]

IDK Killjoy, his spear was pretty fucking pathetic, even if most of the other listed reasons are either bullshit or irrelevant.