12/22 ECW LD: ECW FTW!

[The Doctor]

That's right folks, there's wrestling on Tuesdays. And guess what? IT doesn't suck! It's usually a great show. We got Christian, Hurricane, Abraham Washington, Ezekiel Jackson...

On this ECW: Jack Swagger returns to take on the hot rising star, Yoshi Tatsu in the next round of the ECW Homecoming tournament! Who will reign supreme? Find out tomorrow as ECW goes on the air at 10/9c on SyFy.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Doc, there's no movie we can MST3K after the show tomorrow

 

[The Doctor]

Aw man.

Maybe another day. You check the TV guide, and make the LD.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

ECW ECW ECW!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

Ten minutes to showtime, everyone! Who's in this?

 

[X]

My penis is here.

I am as well.

 

[The Doctor]

I fell in to a burnin lake of fire

I went down down down and the flames went higher

 

[Mr. Truth]

Time for an awesome hour of wrestling.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm in...

WWWYKI

 

[The Doctor]

Glad to see it, X.

EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE!!

 

[The Doctor]

I hope this is leading to an epic ECW Original return. That's why they haven't announced the brackets.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AMOEBA

 

[Mr. Truth]

Most likely it will just lead to whoever did well on WWECW back when it started to make a return to ECW.

 

[X]

Who the fuck is Savannah?

 

[The Doctor]

Jack with some nice heat.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Watch, Swagger wins the whole tournament.

 

[X]

Itth Thwagger thime!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Jack needs to be back on ECW full time. He's an awesome heel who's wasting away on Raw.

 

[Mr. Truth]

Jack needs to be back on ECW full time. He's an awesome heel who's wasting away on Raw.

Which is why it makes sense for him to win.

 

[The Doctor]

Who the fuck is Savannah?

Angela Fong.

"And Tommy Dreamer's still FAT!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Also, his Dreamer crack made me laugh.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

They couldn't keep her name Angela...lol

 

[The Doctor]

I wouldn't be complaining if he wins. Jack Swagger is awesome.

ONNNNNTHE AND FUTURE

 

[Mr. Truth]

OHHHHH RADIO!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

OHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOO