X, Jake, NorCal, Lariat, and tsnugs Present the "Worst Of" The WZ Forums Awards

Discussion in '2009 WZF Posters EOYA' started by Cena's Little Helper, Dec 12, 2009.

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  1. Cena's Little Helper

    Cena's Little Helper Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    All right guys, here's the drill: I list the categories, and you nominate whom you want to nominate (just copy and paste the awards and list away). Unlike the other end of year awards for WZ posters, there are no set nominees; you choose whomever you so please. We may or may not declare winners in the end; it depends on if we feel like giving a shit that day. Here are the categories...twazzers:

    Worst Poster

    Worst Moderator

    Worst Thread

    Worst Section

    Biggest Kiss Ass

    Biggest Attention ****e

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

    Most Worthless Forum Member

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

    Biggest Troll
     
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  2. X

    X RIP Sgt. Michael Paranzino / RIP CM

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    Worst Poster - RATED R CHAMPION

    Worst Moderator - Derf?

    Worst Thread - The one currently in the Bar Room, "The war on mods"

    Worst Section - Kayfabe Forum

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Toughest one of them all. But I'm going to say IC. No one kisses more ass than IC, which is ironic considering he's an admin. He's the boss but he kisses the asses of every member. It's confuddling.

    Biggest Attention ****e - Undertaker's#1Fan

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Becca?

    Most Worthless Forum Member - RATED R CHAMPION

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - ellisman?

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - N/A

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Another tough one. Falkon. Honorable mention to Doc.

    Biggest Troll - Spawn?
     
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  3. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Worst Poster - Undertaker's#1fan

    Worst Moderator - NSL

    Worst Thread - WZnWo

    Worst Section - Graphics

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Doc

    Biggest Attention ****e - Milenko

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - N/A

    Most Worthless Forum Member - Milenko

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - ellisman. Easily.

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Dave ;) I dunno, that mod campaign is fresh in my mind.

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Doc

    Biggest Troll - Sidious
     
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  4. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    Woulda been nice if people had told me I was "Trying too hard", since you seemed to tell everyone else.

    :suspic:

    :)
     
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  5. Cena's Little Helper

    Cena's Little Helper Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Worst Poster - OrtonIsLegend

    Worst Moderator - I can't step on toes right now, given that I'm new...but, everyone on staff right now does a fan-fucking-tastic job.

    Worst Thread - ellisman's twitter

    Worst Section - The Prison

    Biggest Kiss Ass - I like all the kiss asses.

    Biggest Attention ****e - FalKon

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - I think this award was originally created for TM, but, no one thinks of him that way anymore (I never did).

    Most Worthless Forum Member - OrtonIsLegend

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - justinsayne (love him, but, I can't help but laugh whenever he starts seriously flaming people).

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Rusty

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - MRC, for trying too hard to convince me that JKO isn't funny.

    Biggest Troll - OrtonIsLegend
     
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  6. Luther_Hull

    Luther_Hull Cunt.

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    Worst Poster

    Derf

    Worst Moderator

    Harthan

    Worst Thread

    Any with Derf in

    Worst Section

    Any with Derf in

    Biggest Kiss Ass

    Derf

    Biggest Attention ****e

    Derf

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

    Derf

    Most Worthless Forum Member

    Derf

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

    Sidious

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

    Derf

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

    Derf

    Biggest Troll

    Me towards Derf
     
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  7. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    Worst Poster - F5 Monster...He's been nothing but shit since he arrived...

    Worst Moderator - I won't go slamming any other mods...I'm still new to this myself...

    Worst Thread - *Insert Wrestler Here* To TNA

    Worst Section - Wrestling Spam...That place is nothing but shit piled on shit these days...

    Biggest Kiss Ass - I actually haven't seen many lately...I may edit this though...

    Biggest Attention ****e - Coco...someone hug him already...

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

    Most Worthless Forum Member - No member is "worthless", but I could live without the spammy noobs that keep popping up...

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - I think there's more people failing at being funny, then being funny by accident...

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - NOD_Fan

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Nature Boy

    Biggest Troll - Don't know any off-hand...

    Aww, you care :blush:
     
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  8. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Maintenancebot. Seriously, this guy says like 4 things over and over again. How is how not banned for spamming yet?

    Going with Phoenix here, but only because I have no idea about anything in WZCW. Nothing personal.

    IC's hot dog eating competition LD.

    Bar Room. Some of those people just make me want to fucking stab something.

    Me. Not even close.

    Oh come on she used to have a section named after her.


    Doug Crashin. He's been here longer than I have and I've never heard of him. to me, he is a noob.

    Brian.

    FTS. Those rants are great.

    Me. Not even close.

    Me. Have you seen the things I get into around here?

    DIAR.
     
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  9. Milkyway!

    Milkyway! Hodor!

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    Worst Poster - Doc

    Worst Moderator - I'll go with what Luther said, and say Harthan.

    Worst Thread - Elisman's twitter

    Worst Section - Kayfabe forum

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Probably myself to Xfear. (He is my dad and all)

    Biggest Attention ****e - Doc

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

    Most Worthless Forum Member - Doc

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - FTS, or Sidious one.

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Uh, KB?

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Doc

    Biggest Troll - Coco
     
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  10. Mr. TM

    Mr. TM Throwing a tantrum

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    Worst Poster
    JKO

    Worst Moderator
    Dave and Ty

    Worst Thread
    CKD

    Worst Section
    SPAM

    Biggest Kiss Ass
    JKO

    Biggest Attention ****e
    JKO

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob
    Super Crazy

    Most Worthless Forum Member
    JKO

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
    not Sure

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch
    JKO

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard
    JKO

    Biggest Troll
    JKO
     
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  11. Tastycles

    Tastycles Turn Bayley heel

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    Worst Poster - DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN

    Worst Moderator - 48/7 can't have done much in a week, can he? If he did, je suis desolé.

    Worst Thread - The one about Vince being biased towards Irish wrestlers like John Cena and Drew McIntyre

    Worst Section - mini e-feds. I think its gone now

    Biggest Kiss Ass - There's about 20 wannabe mods, they're mostly transparent, take your pick.

    Biggest Attention ****e - Monkey (this is edited)

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

    Most Worthless Forum Member - There are 6,369 members with 0 posts.

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sidious

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Battlez

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Again, most of the wannabe mods

    Biggest Troll - I'm oblivious to such things, although justinsayne literally only posts to flame Slyfox about Brett Favre, so maybe him.
     
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  12. BooCocky

    BooCocky On A Nature walk with Daniel Bryan

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    Worst Poster - Derf

    Worst Moderator -

    Worst Thread - IDK

    Worst Section - TNA.

    Biggest Kiss Ass - I'll add later.

    Biggest Attention ****e - Monkey

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

    Most Worthless Forum Member - All those members with zero posts.

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sid

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Lariat

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Tenta

    Biggest Troll - Coco towards Sid.
     
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  13. gd

    gd Plump, Juicy User

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    Worst Poster: TNARICK

    Worst Moderator: M_F

    Worst Thread: elissman's twitter

    Worst Section: Book This! Sam couldn't even save it.

    Biggest Kiss Ass: Pretty much everyone, I'll got IC, he even tried to kiss my ass for some reason.

    Biggest Attention ****e: Milenko

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob: Milenko

    Most Worthless Forum Member: BTG

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: dejan

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch: I don't know, most people in the "travesty" threads during the WZ Tourney

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard: Tenta

    Biggest Troll: F5 MONSTA
     
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  14. It's...Baylariat!

    It's...Baylariat! Team Finnley Baylor

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    Worst Poster - F-5 MONSTA

    Worst Moderator - 487 or Harthan

    Worst Thread - Any JKO starts

    Worst Section - Kayfabe

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Apparently me.

    Biggest Attention ****e - Tenta

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Doug Crashin' and Supercrazy.

    Most Worthless Forum Member - JKO

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Luther

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Becker

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Milky or Tenta

    Biggest Troll - ?
     
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  15. Spaceman Spif

    Spaceman Spif Getting Noticed By Management

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    Worst Poster - F-5 Monster

    Worst Moderator - Hell I'll just say M_F, no reason really.

    Worst Thread - The Mod Wars one in the Bar Room

    Worst Section - Kayfabe

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Milky

    Biggest Attention ****e - Brian(When he's on)

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Myself, I joined in 07'

    Most Worthless Forum Member - JJ Devil's Advocate guy

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - FalKon

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - ?

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - JKO (you're still cool)

    Biggest Troll - Coco
     
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  16. 48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You

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    Worst Poster - 48/7

    Worst Moderator - 48/7

    Worst Thread - WZnWo

    Worst Section - Bar Room

    Biggest Kiss Ass - Lariat

    Biggest Attention ****e - Becca

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Milkyway!

    Most Worthless Forum Member - swax01

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sidious

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - 48/7

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - KB

    Biggest Troll - Luther
     
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  17. Kanye South

    Kanye South YEP YEP YEP WHAT IT DO

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    Worst Poster

    F5 Monster

    Worst Moderator

    They wouldn't be a mod in the first place if they sucked ass

    Worst Thread

    The War On Mods

    Worst Section

    The Prison. It's gotten rather boring.

    Biggest Kiss Ass

    Tenta, Dave, or Doc, but they're all still cool. Doc is the coolest.

    Biggest Attention ****e

    Tenta

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

    Jane. lol.

    Most Worthless Forum Member

    F5 Monster

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

    Ellisman?

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

    The Lariat

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

    Doc, but he's still cool.

    Biggest Troll

    Anyone that follows me to different threads, just to tell me how much I "suck".
     
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  18. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Derf wasn't a mod in 2009, for anybody who nominates him.

    Also, these are better done on the fly. If somebody makes the threads with, for example, names like The Derf Award For Worst Forum Moderator, I'll jump in and take the piss.
     
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  19. Bernkastel

    Bernkastel Reaper of Miracles
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    thread didn't specify if this was pertaining to 2009 only, or as long as we've been here, so I'll chose the latter

    Worst Poster


    DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN, at least Oncewalkerr was entertaining

    Worst Moderator


    Da Vinci's Nightmare

    Worst Thread

    The first official John Cena thread

    Worst Section

    Book This (as far as the least amount of traffic is concerned)

    Biggest Kiss Ass

    Becca

    Biggest Attention ****e

    KB

    The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

    DC

    as of 2009, Derf (if he still posts)

    Most Worthless Forum Member

    Anyone who posts illegibly to point where the internet version of the Rosetta Stone couldn't translate it.

    Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

    Jake

    The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

    Senor Coconut aka coco version 1

    The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

    Sam

    Biggest Troll


    Slyfox
     
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  20. Minor League Brian

    Minor League Brian Master of the Legendary Triple Post

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    Awww, one of us got you riled up. :blush:
     
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  21. The Roid Rage

    The Roid Rage Getting Noticed By Management

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    Why not make a different list with best poster, and best mod, most valuable poster, Most likely to be a future mod, Most intentionally Funny, etc...... I would think that would be a little more interesting for you to have to try and praise people rather than bash them while you marvel and celebrate your own perceived greatness. Just a little challenge I thought I would throw out there. Hell, it might even be as fun as making this list, ya never know.
     
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  22. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    I don't think we need 2 sets of Best Of awards.
     
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  23. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    He might've gone on to be a great moderator, it's hard to tell when you only have the role for 10 minutes.

    It's not like he was a real mod anyway, he was an e-fedder.


    Not really, that'd be DIAR. The only real kiss assing is when she says that an unattractive girl is attractive in the photo thread.

    In what way?



    He's been gone for two years.


    Sometimes.

    Not really.


    Calling somebody a troll is ridiculous. People should be more in control of their emotions, take the internet less seriously and shouldn't be so easy to fuck with.
     
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  24. Bernkastel

    Bernkastel Reaper of Miracles
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    if he was destined for greatness he would have stuck around


    There are like 3 or 4 others that could be suited for the award as well, Becca was the first name that popped into my head

    Same with KB

    I was doing the awards based on since I've been here, since a set of guidelines wasn't given

    It must be that Stoke-on- Trent charm

    Your opinion, though I suppose there are others

    Wes, Brian maybe?

    Yeah, I guess you're right, calling Slyfox the biggest troll would be a bit too much

    Instead I'll go with the biggest flame baiter.
     
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  25. Jane

    Jane ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    You know what? This is a great idea. Wrestlezone is due for Best of the Forum Awards.

    Make it happen.
     
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