Batti's New Year Resolution
Batti: "What a stupid, stupid, stupid year."
The angry Otaku updated her sTumblr status from her fuzzy pink phone. Action Saxton nodded and steered them away from the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia.
Batti: "2017 will be better. I will avenge Rammikun and knock Flex the fugg out. Can't believe that pasty nohairhavinsonovabitch..."
Saxon: "Wow. So his own tag team partner cost him his career. How will you break it to ya boo without him knowing you're a WZCW superstar?"
Batti: "I don't fugging know! Gah." :'(
She texted with frantic thumbs.
Saxon: "Are...are you sending an angry Tweak?"
Batti grumbled.
Saxon: "Don't do that. You gotta be the bigger person. Can't be bitchin' and moaning online. People got problems these days airing their laundry for the world to see. You know what you'll get if you keep that kinda thang up?"
Action Saxton covered his mouth with one hand and steered with the other. He hid a smile, but he wasn't going to share it with Batti as that would've undermined his point.
Saxton: "2017 will be better though. You are already workin' in WZCW. Fought a Hall of Famer. Took on Ram's old rival and Xander LeBelle, a pretty decent talent I heard. How'd that go, by the way?"
She huffed and closed her eyes.
Batti: "I lost. But I'm not offended by that. I'm pissed that it wasn't Xander, but his manager Adonis that got the W. His reason for not fighting was 'I don't want to hurt women'. Buddy, if he saw me & Kagura as people instead of just women he would've had the balls to take us on. That kinda misogynistic attitude is going to give him a Kawaii Kick to the back of the neck next match. I am not to be trifled with on this matter. I ain't the fugging one."
Saxton: "So it'll be you and Xander next time. Right on."
Batti: "Naw it's like him and Phoenix and Kagura. I don't know how well Kagura will work with him given he *****ed out on our Triple Threat, but there's an even bigger problem I gotta deal with. Saxton-chan, Phoenix is one of The Hollow Ones."
Action Saxton stayed quiet, but his eyes narrowed.
Batti: "I gotta avenge Rammikun while standing up for equal rights with Xander diplomat thief guy as well as try and hold my own against the bakka bitch that stole Ram's voice in the first place. This will be my biggest test to date, and I ain't even beat nobody yet!" :'(
Saxton: "No but you're learning. You don't just become a superstar right off the bat. Wrestling is a long, cruel battle with ya inner demons and the demons that wanna steal your glory. You will be judged and critiqued like you never been before. But you're tough. I know you'll score that first victory and the whole damn place gonna light up like New Years Eve. You'll make friends along the way too. Is WZCW just feeding ya to the wolves are you going get backup?"
Batti: "I got Veejay and Vee A.D.Z. on my side. A.D.Z. is a stout fighter. Got the brain too. Him and Veejay were rumored to be a new tag team. But there's a lot of speculation goings on that Veejay might be leaving WZCW. Confusion Central there."
Saxton: "Sounds like there are problems in both camps. Phoenix, Kagura, and Xander can't possibly trust each other to work as a unit. And for all you know this'll be a 3-2 Handicap Match. If ya want my advice, I'd try and get in touch with Vee A.D.Z. if ya can. Start talking strategy ASAP. That way you'll be going in with some leverage."
Batti whipped off her seat belt and glomped Action Saxton. The GTO swerved on the highway. Cars behind them honked in fury.
Batti: "You're a sage, dude! OH EM GEE I got the perfect idea. Let's ransack Flex Fitness together and you can help me learn how to wrestle-"
Batti let out a yelp when her phone buzzed to life in her hands. The person calling was "<3 Rammikun Is Bae <3" She cleared her throat, clicked the green icon, and placed the phone to her ear.
Batti: "Konnichiwa babe! Whatsup?"
A slight mumble was heard from the other end. Otaku bit her lip.
Batti: "Umm sure. I got a ride from a WZCW alumni, so I'll be there any minute. What? I guess it's okay. It's Action Saxton. Mmhm no problemo. Ciao."
She hung up, but the look on her face said it all. Something was up with her boyfriend.
Batti: "That was Rammikun. He's invited you to have New Years Eve Dinner with us."
Saxton: "That's great! I'd be honored to meet another tag team champion. You don't sound happy about this, though. What's up, kiddo?"
The usually eccentric blonde looked out her passenger window. Ramparte sounded angry. Accusatory even.
She had the sneaking suspicion he saw her on Ascension.
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As she entered the door, she bowed down and Ramparte greeted her with an awkward kiss on the cheek. When he saw Action Saxton, The Recluse nodded and shook his hand.
Ramparte: "I'll be damned. The Manliest Man In The World. Two-Time Tag Team Champion. Retired at Kingdom Come. What're you up to these days, fellow alumni?"
Saxton: "Ah just training the new blood. Usual old man shit. Keepin' the legacy alive, ya know. How bout you? Heard Cerberus did aight. Two-Time Tag Team Champion like myself. Heard y'all got the longest title run and defense to your names too."
Ramparte: "Eh we didn't have the competition you and Saboteur had though. Who knows who would have won in a Cerberus vs. SaboSax match."
Action Saxton shrugged, and laughed loudly at the thought. Batti Otaku played with her fingers. Saxton noticed, and as if he was reading her mind started talking about her.
Saxton: "This right here is a helluva woman, Ramparte. Real firecracker and from what I have seen ain't too bad in the Pyrotechnics Department. She is doing pretty well at her job. Big wigs like her character."
Godfrey Ramparte gave a quiet sigh of relief. Batti saw it before he could play it off.
Ramparte: "That's good, and sort of refreshing. I saw you guys on TV the other day giving money to an orphanage. I felt you were out of place a little. Like I've never seen pyrotechnics get screentime..."
He rolled his wheelchair over to Batti and placed his hands on hers.
Ramparte: "Please forgive me. I've been a shit boyfriend. I had this weird idea that you'd lied or something about what you did at WZCW. But I can see them wanting you on TV. Your personality is too big to stay hidden away forever. I am sorry."
Batti: "It-It's okay, Rammikun! Nothing to forgive. I'm just out and about doing my thing. So glad we can put this behind us and have a nice New Years Eve Dinner party though." ^_^
The doorbell rang. Batti gave a confused look.
Batti: "More guests? I thought my bae was The Recluse? L-O-L."
Ramparte grinned.
Ramparte: "Tsk tsk. He isn't my guest, he's my friend."
He opened the door. Saxton stiffened. Batti's heart stopped cold.
Batti: "No effing way..."
Flex: "Bonjour my beautiful, beautiful friends!"
Flex Mussel nodded politely to Saxton, who didn't return the gesture. He shook Ramparte's hand a little too passionately before going up to Batti.
Flex: "Batti! How about a hug?"
She talked through gritted teeth praying her boyfriend didn't hear her.
Batti "Isweartochristiwillbreakyourfuggingfaceifyoutouchme."
The athlete squeezed her tightly, not letting go. She could feel her ribs hurting. He whispered in her ear.
Flex: "This will be an interesting night, huh superstar?"
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Flex Mussel, Batti Otaku, Ramparte, & Action Saxton sit together at the dinner table. Ramparte is neatly unfolding a napkin and placing it on his lap. Flex is clearing his throat, taking a sip of water. Saxton stares at his plate, his features grim. Batti is stabbing at her steak, not taking her eyes off of Flex. Ramparte smiles.
Ramparte: "So good to have the people close to me here tonight. And I hope we become even closer as the year progresses."
Saxton: "...ain't no black eyed peas in this motherfucker..."
Flex: "Indeed, Rambo! The year has been good for me at least. I retired Showtime, an icon and Hall of Famer. Not many can put away a Hall of Famer, let me tell you."
Mussel gives Batti a wink, throwing shade at her not being able to beat Titus Avison. Nobody but her sees the wink. Ramparte nods and cuts up his prime rib. Batti rolls her anime eyes.
Flex: "And I know it's a sad subject, but I want you to know I have been on the hunt for the people that crippled you, buddy. I will not rest until The Hollow Ones are hunted down by this Hound of Hell."
He grinned cockily. Batti's mouth was agape, surprised at the lie coming from his lips. Saxton nodded, and underneath the table he placed a hand on Batti's knee to calm her down. Flex eyed them both, savoring the high ground he clearly had.
Flex: "Haven't I seen you around WZCW lately, Batti?"
She talked through clenched teeth.
Batti: "I work there. Take care of the little things. Fireworks. You know."
Flex chuckled, seeing Batti's game.
Flex: "I see. A face as pretty as yours shouldn't be confined to the Backstage though. Ever thought about being a wrestler yourself? Why, I'm sure you'd pack quite a flavor."
Ramparte: "No, she doesn't want to. It's a risky business anyways. Dangerous."
Batti: "I'll speak for myself, thanks."
The room became awkwardly quiet. Ramparte furrowed his eyebrows.
Ramparte: "I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interject-"
Batti: "No, I know how you forbid me to wrestle. I get it. But you can't be talking FOR me. This isn't the 1940's. Some Xander LeBelle "don't wanna fight a girl" shizz..." :|
Saxton: "...no cabbage either. What kind of New Years dinner has no cabbage or black eyed peas..."
Ramparte: "Where is this hostility coming from? Xander LeBelle? Who is that?"
Flex: "Look, I think we're all a little heated because 2016 wasn't a great year. I'm sure Batti was there when Xander gave up a spot to wrestle Kagura, you know, that chick that you fought in that Library Brawl Match. He said something about not wanting to fight a woman, and Batti, being the Wonder Woman that she is, took offense. Let's not fight, guys. New Year, New Us. What do ya say?"
"Holy shit", she thought to herself.
"He's protecting my secret. Why the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is he doing that?"
She sat there dumbfounded. Ramparte bit his lip nervously.
Ramparte: "I understand. That kind of thing would definitely make somebody want to jump into a wrestling ring. If I could walk, who the hell knows. Maybe I, Kag's own rival, would come to her defense. I get that you're upset, and I spoke out of line. I truly am sorry."
Batti shrugged it off. The Recluse seemed happier.
Ramparte: "Wrestling is a deadly sport and I don't recommend a career in it. No offense, Flex. But if you wanted to wrestle, Beatrice, I can't stop you."
Batti's eyes grew as big as saucers. Saxton raised his head for a moment, forgetting about his lack of NYE good luck food. Flex even raised an eyebrow.
Ramparte: "But you must promise me to get some training under your belt. Nobody should enter the squared circle with no experience. It would look bad for you and it won't bode well with the fans. You gotta get at least two years of hard work prepping for a TV appearance. We know the ins and outs. You can ask Action Saxton about it. He'd tell you it's crazy to fight without knowing how to fight. Right, Sax?"
Saxton: "Y'all got corned beef? Like I like steak and all, but this all feels funny..."
Flex: "I wouldn't mind Batti coming over to Flex Fitness to take in some little practice. Learn to take a bump. When to play to the crowd and when to not. You know, like how we used to back in the day."
The athlete eyed Batti, making her uncomfortable. She fought back everything she had to not argue to him. He knew she had experience. He knew she could hang with the best of them, even if it's not a formula for winning. He was just toying with her and it truly pissed her off.
Batti: "I need to step out for a moment. I'm...I'm not feeling well."
She sprang from the table and before anyone could say a word to her, she darted off to her bedroom. She leapt on top of her bed and buried her face into a pillow. Batti screamed. She screamed until she ran out of breath. The enemy was at the table. A traitor among traitors. And worse yet he knew what she was. There was a knock on the door.
Batti looked up and waited. She perked up, expecting Ramparte, or Action Saxton. Instead, it was Mussel.
Flex: "I can see why Ram likes you. You're cute when you're angry."
He stepped into her room.
Batti: "I'm going to walk on your corpse. When you least expect it, all your accolades won't mean shit because you will be dead. Center of the ring. With me looking down at you. I will walk, and then I will fugging dance. My cute face will be the last face you see before you are surgically removed from the canvas and placed on a stretcher. You will see me dance right on top of that stretcher, and EMT's will have to carry the both of us out and put us in an Ambulance. And THAT is when the real fun will begin you worthless bakka bitch!!!"
The tears came in a rush. She sniffled, and she trembled. How easy would it be to just punch him right here and now?
Flex: "Oooo kitty has claws."
Batti: "Kitty has teeth too. You'll see them on the SuperShow. I will beat Ramparte's rival Kagura. I will defeat the coward Xander LeBelle. I will crush your buddy Phoenix with my size 3A boot. Your Hollow One is done."
Flex: "You have to actually win in order to beat anybody, sweet girl. You've been in what, two matches so far? And lost both? That's 0-2. Not really a priority with The Hollow Ones, believe me. You gotta bring the thunder to make me sweat."
Batti: "Then I'll make it rain, fugger!" >.<
Flex laughed.
Flex: "An untrained ditz vs. A legend killer. Place your bets."
Batti: "Why are you bothering me? You know I can't tell Ram about you because you'll be a snitch and rat me out too. So why even come up here?" -_-
The former Cerberus member eyed her flirtatiously.
Batti: "Oooh no. Do I look like Eve Taylor to you?"
Flex: "I just want a kiss. I feel like I deserve it for lying for you. You'd break Ramparte's heart if he knew you were wrestling. Without experience either."
She was flabbergasted. Trying to keep her composure, she ignored the request.
Batti: "I'm learning. Action Saxton-chan is coaching me."
His smile faltered.
Flex: "So the kitty does have teeth. Well, he's not here and neither is your meal ticket. So how about a nice peck on the cheek? I swear I'll leave you alone."
At that moment, Saxton came in. He grimaced at the Healthiest Man Alive.
Saxton: "Best get to steppin', Flex. I have no problem letting the Board of Directors know you're harassing another employer in a provocative manner."
Flex shook his head and put his hands up.
Flex: "Happy New Year."
Ramparte's friend and attacker walked out of the room. Batti wiped away her tears.
Saxton: "You okay?"
Batti: "No. I'm not okay. And that's okay, really. It's okay to not be okay. That's how I gotta play the game, isn't it? I need to get serious sometimes, and now IS that time. The world is watchin' some happy go lucky girl run around on stage with beach balls and Lady Gaga blasting the arena. That's fine. That's me. But I am also very passionate about what I love, and what I love is Rammikun and wrestling. I will wrestle, I will lose, I will lose, and lose, and lose, and lose every week next year if I have to. But you wanna know something, senpai? One day I'll win. One day I will hear Harrys announce my name as the winner and that will be the day that all of those losses were worth it. Because I am playing the game. I am avenging my boyfriend. And if I have to break every bone in my body to get to The Hollow Ones, I'll will do it ASAP. I'm a warrior. Flex was right about one thing. I am Wonder Woman."
Having a new lease on life, Batti hugged Action Saxton.
Batti: "I have one resolution. I will be better than I was before. I won't let you or myself down. I'm going to step out on that stage and have the time of my life. And if I win, then I will know this year will be my year."
Saxton: "Now that's more like it, Miss Otaku. Let's get finished here, get to the arena and try and find Vee A.D.Z. and Veejay. We got a lot to go over before the match."
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As Ramparte led Flex outside to the athlete's car, Flex reached inside his pocket and pulled out a ticket.
Flex: "I know you don't keep up with WZCW anymore, but it would really make me happy to see you in the crowd at Kingdom Come. May witness me grabbing some gold for all we know."
The Recluse took the ticket and flipped it around in his hands.
Flex: "Good way to support your girlfriend, too. She works hard at making those fireworks, you know. And I heard this Kingdom Come will look spectacular..."
Flex patted Ram's shoulder and turned to leave. Ramparte read the ticket to himself. It was a floor seat, for those with Wheelchair Accessibility.