WWE Summerslam 2017: Longest Party of the Summer

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

What the piss? We're 13 pages in and the show hasn't even started.

 

[Rayne]

Adam Cole and the reunited ReDragon are in NXT. I don't even give a fuck how the rest of tonight goes.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

What the piss? We're 13 pages in and the show hasn't even started.

1. Go 100 posts per page, its way better.

2. Pre show had some bangers, dawg.

 

[klunderbunker]

Even Summerslam can't have pyro. I'm so glad they saved all that money.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Pyro is dumb.

Holy shit, Cena is curtain jerking?!

 

[Sean Valjean]

I don't think Cena's had this much hair since 2008.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I want Corbin to destroy Cena in under 10 minutes so bad here.

 

[OYDK]

Why the hell did they change Corbin's entrance? His old one was better by a mile and a half.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Corbin's new intro graphics suggest he's joined Rollins, Orton, and Kane in #TeamArson

 

[klunderbunker]

Can't have pyro, but we cna fly in 34 commentary teams.

 

[Mac Attack]

I have a really bad feeling Cena may end up winning.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Corbin absolutely hates Cena and wants to destroy him but of course he'll wait to fight him while we introduce other announcers and look at a replay.

 

[hbk4eva]

Okay Cena, keep the Summerslam losing streak alive!

 

[Mac Attack]

I was really hoping Corbin would destroy him during the entrance.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Hey! The smark crowd is insulting the heel! What a crazy crowd, Maggle!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Match of the failed cash-in guys.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I have a really bad feeling Cena may end up winning.

Cena hasn't won at Summerslam since 2010 so he's definitely overdue.

Also, you could do an episode of Countdown of every time a superstar has worn/stolen JBL's hat on commentary.

 

[Vageena Hertz]

Nothing says badass more than a receding hairline.

 

[Rayne]

Can't have pyro, but we cna fly in 34 commentary teams.

You can sell professional wrestling in Turkmenistan if you don't have pyro, but you're going to have a hard time doing it without two guys speaking Turkmen. Or Russian, I suppose. If you're really looking for something to blame, blame stockholder culture. If it's not necessary, it's an extraneous cost.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Nothing says badass more than a receding hairline.

He should only wrestle in a wife beater and rogued up jeans.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Cena is starting to get a bald spot.

 

[hbk4eva]

Cena has his 2008 hair but without the 2008 results.

 

[Mac Attack]

For being an opener this isn't very entertaining.

 

[Rayne]

Fuck, even John Cena can't make Baron Corbin look interesting. In about eight minutes we should get the OMG SHOCK Corbin win.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Can't have pyro, but we cna fly in 34 commentary teams.

A part of me wishes that started while Goldberg was here. Just so he'd have to awkwardly stand on the stage with nothing for a few seconds.