WWE No Mercy 2017 - The Beast Collides with Monster Among Men!

[klunderbunker]

I already miss Maryse.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Is that BoVD?

 

[Slash-LN]

I'm still unsure of the wisdom of having Cena verbally murder Reigns but it's not like it's possible for them to dig themselves into more of a hole.

Not watching the weekly shows; why is Bliss not just facing Jax instead of, well, the entire five-strong "division"?

Nia and Emma got into the match for winning a tag match.
Sasha is in because a rematch I think?
And Bayley is there just because.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I see they gave Jordan the most generic theme music possible. Fucking rice krispies wouldn't pop for this shit.

Gable will always be more interesting than Jordan for me, if only because it's a lot more interesting to see a five foot eight man throw people about than it is a six foot three man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

American Alpha: another piece of prime meat that was fed into the main roster and reduced to a slurry.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If they're set on pursuing this Kurt Angle's son thing, and they are, why not just give Jordan a modified version of Angle's theme tune (a la Nattie)?

 

[Slash-LN]

I've spent the last year on WWE 2K building Gable and Jordan into my main event stars.

Jordan has a chance to be a legitimate main event wrestler and I like Gable a lot.

 

[BaconBits]

I see they gave Jordan the most generic theme music possible. Fucking rice krispies wouldn't pop for this shit.

Gable will always be more interesting than Jordan for me, if only because it's a lot more interesting to see a five foot eight man throw people about than it is a six foot three man.

Jordan was around NXT for a pretty long time on his own, and nobody gave a fuck about him, and Full Sail loves everybody. He has an utter lack of charisma, and sadly, you can't teach that.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

The white shoes on Jordan look pretty ridiculous.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Jordan has suplex town.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jordan was around NXT for a pretty long time on his own, and nobody gave a fuck about him, and Full Sail loves everybody. He has an utter lack of charisma, and sadly, you can't teach that.

He was one of the premiere hot tag artists in the business - Billy Gunn level. I think Gable was the substance.

 

[Wildcat66]

Jason Jordan: The Senator of Suplex City.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jesus fuck, I don't remember Jordan pulling that double northern lights suplex thing in NXT. That was sick. Everybody's getting thrown and yet nobody cares.

 

[BaconBits]

He was one of the premiere hot tag artists in the business - Billy Gunn level. I think Gable was the substance.

Gable was absolutely the substance.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

The right man won.

 

[Slash-LN]

I wanted Jordan to win but I get not having him get it yet.
It's going to be that much sweeter when he finally does.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Great promo Jason.

 

[Wildcat66]

Fun match, good promo from Jason: Win win for all parties.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh God, this is death. Take the microphone away from Jason Jordan and drive it through my broken heart. They killed my boy. They murdered my child.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Get to the back of the line kid. Nice one Booker.

 

[BaconBits]

Worst. Promo. Ever.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Jordan was around NXT for a pretty long time on his own, and nobody gave a fuck about him, and Full Sail loves everybody. He has an utter lack of charisma, and sadly, you can't teach that.

If nothing else, his Southpaw Regional Wrestling appearance showed glimpses of charisma so he might have it in him, somewhere. He just needs the right material and being Kurt's plucky bastard isn't that.

 

[shafe_41]

Please never let Jordan talk ever again.

 

[Loveless]

Jordan is Shelton Benjamin with even less personality.

 

[shafe_41]

Random feud Wyatt time!!!