World's Strongest Beer

[Барбоса]

Having lost their title to a German brewer, Scottish company BrewDog have retaken the title with their 41% "Sink the Bismarck"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8517607.stm

What is the point of such a beer aside from pride? Would you ever want to drink something that could strip the enamel from your bath especially at £40 per 330ml bottle?

 

[Alex]

If you want to get pissed quickly and don't like spirits, then yeah

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tennents Super is good enough if you want a beer that'll get you fucked in a jiffy.

 

[Барбоса]

41% beer is definitely a sipper

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd rather down horrible tasting beer quickly. get it out of the way so I can get back on the alco pops.

 

[Барбоса]

If you downed some "Sink the Bismarck" I'm not sure if you would be able to drink them alcopops for very long

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Mate, I can go on the alco pops all-night-long.

 

[Alex]

because they are weak

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thank you Alex, yes they are.

 

[Alex]

VK orange FTW lol

 

[Барбоса]

If you are used to drinking alcopops all the time, then downing some ultra strong beer could kill you

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I can handle it, I'm made of granit.

 

[Барбоса]

Sure you aren't made of pottery?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Fuck you. The pottery industry is dead and I'm very sensitive about it. If it was still around my child would be brining in a weekly wage.

 

[Барбоса]

Is child labour funny now too? If so the comedy world is about to be flooded with Indians and Thais

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Domestic Abuse > Racism > Sexism > Child Labour. All funny, but that is the order in which they is the most funniest.

 

[Барбоса]

I think there would be an upturn in domestic abuse should 41% beer hit the shelves. It definitely fits into the "wife-beater" category of beverage

 

[Alex]

Stella Artois IS Wife Beater, that's its other name

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sometimes it's deserved imo. I don't need alcohol to get the hump with my girlfriend. I wash and iron her clothes, so an occasional slap is the least I can have in return.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Stella Artois IS Wife Beater, that's its other name

It's not an official title, you just couldn't market it like that.

 

[Барбоса]

Where I am from any strong lager or cider is considered "wife-beater" although Stella certainly is the most famous variety.

This is also known as a "wife-beater"

The combination of this vest and a bottle of Stella is an instant prison sentence for domestic abuse