What I learned on the Costa Del Sol

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  1. Whap Me Jungles

    Whap Me Jungles singularly terrible

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    I was in Spain for the past week and it was hot to say the least. There's just a few interesting things I wanted to share.

    1. Children don't have to wear as much on the beach there, and that makes me feel genuinely uncomfortable. There's something very wrong about seeing a little girl wandering around in what is basically the equivalent of a bikini bottom. It makes me feel like Spain is a country that allows paedophiles. And for me, the thought of sex with a child makes me feel sick.
    2. They make McNuggets a lot better in Spain. It's something I've noticed before, but I had to give it a mention. In Britain, McNuggets feel watery and tasteless. In Spain, the batter is better, the nugget is fresher, and it actually tastes like a bit of chicken.
    3. When the people in your country don't speak English, names don't need to be as original. I came across a pub called "The Pub". There are no words.
    4. Finally, a question. I had the pleasure of eating the most delicious creamy strawberry yoghurt, which I got from a supermarket in Benalmadena. Anyone know what it is, and where I could get something similar in the UK?
     
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  2. Pay Per Ghost

    Pay Per Ghost squashed Disco Inferno to become

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    I can't go past No.1...goddammit man what are you saying!
     
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  3. Dagger Dias

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    You forgot the part where you kicked soccer balls at Red XIII.


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    Trivial fact some don't know about Costa Del Sol.
     
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  4. Whap Me Jungles

    Whap Me Jungles singularly terrible

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    ^ what in the shit did I just watch
     
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    There's a town in Final Fantasy 7 named Costa Del Sol, that's an optional scene that takes place there.
     
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  6. Whap Me Jungles

    Whap Me Jungles singularly terrible

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    Final Fantasy has football (real football, not American shite)? I'm going to go and play it now.
     
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  7. Remix

    Remix Is a thin rope

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    It also has Blitzball so...
     
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  8. Pay Per Ghost

    Pay Per Ghost squashed Disco Inferno to become

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    And just like that another soul is lost to Final Fantasy.
     
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  9. Hulk Hogan's Brother

    Hulk Hogan's Brother Stop asking me what I'm gonna do!!!

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    Not really someone who jumps down someone's throats but damn, that first statement is pretty messed up. So, you see a girl child naked....how come you think of sex with her...? Does anyone not wearing clothes make you think about sex every single time?
     
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  10. LSN80

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    I don't want to speak for Mr. Jangles, but I don't think that's what he's saying whatsoever. It sounds like he's saying the country sexualizes children in some way, and that thought makes him sick.

    Other then his inability to spell pedophiles, I didn't find a thing wrong with what he said. He was (a)noting his discomfort in how children are dressed, (b) his belief that the country allows pedophiles, and (c) how that thought makes him sick.

    I don't recall him mentioning nudity once. Maybe a re-read is necessary. :thumbsup:
     
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