I was in Spain for the past week and it was hot to say the least. There's just a few interesting things I wanted to share. Children don't have to wear as much on the beach there, and that makes me feel genuinely uncomfortable. There's something very wrong about seeing a little girl wandering around in what is basically the equivalent of a bikini bottom. It makes me feel like Spain is a country that allows paedophiles. And for me, the thought of sex with a child makes me feel sick. They make McNuggets a lot better in Spain. It's something I've noticed before, but I had to give it a mention. In Britain, McNuggets feel watery and tasteless. In Spain, the batter is better, the nugget is fresher, and it actually tastes like a bit of chicken. When the people in your country don't speak English, names don't need to be as original. I came across a pub called "The Pub". There are no words. Finally, a question. I had the pleasure of eating the most delicious creamy strawberry yoghurt, which I got from a supermarket in Benalmadena. Anyone know what it is, and where I could get something similar in the UK?