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John Cena will be taking extended time off following Hell in a Cell.
Smackdown
Date: October 1, 2015
Location: Times Union Center, Albany, New York
Commentators: Booker T., Jerry Lawler, Rich Brennan
Oh joy it's another Smackdown. We're getting closer to the show moving to USA in January, meaning the show is the same lame duck that it's been for years now. I'm really hoping this show gets a new life on the new network but for some reason WWE is perfectly happy to have the show just exist on Fridays with nothing important happening. Let's get to it.
On a sidenote: today is five years to the day since Smackdown debuted on SyFy.
We open with a recap of Kane and Rollins on Monday. I'm still trying to figure out if I'm supposed to cheer for the demon who tried to drag Seth down to whatever was beneath the ring or the guy who cheats all the time and attacked Kane because he couldn't handle someone disagreeing with him.
Here's Rollins to open the show. He has the belt with him, even though Kane was last seen with it on Raw. Rollins is livid and demands that Kane get out here so here's Corporate Kane on crutches. Kane is glad to be back at his job, even if it includes dealing with Rollins acting like a spoiled brat. It's time for exposition mode (that should be Rollins' finisher as it puts more people out than the Pedigree) as Rollins recaps the entire story and explains everything again before they argue over who needs psychiatric evaluations.
Kane is just a corporate boss and the demon is a figment of Seth's imagination. Maybe Rollins is just trying to get out of his US Title match this Saturday in Madison Square Garden. I certainly would want to get out of another loss because someone was stupid enough to have the World Champion feud with the US Champion and lose every match.
Kane says there's a demon chasing Rollins but it's not him. He could use a pick me up though so how about Rollins teams with the New Day against the Dudley Boyz and Demon Kane. You mean the figment of his imagination? So it's a handicap match? Rollins says no, but Kane says he'll be at ringside to make sure the demon is in action. Lawler: This proves that Kane is smarter than the average bear! Well we were running low on Hanna-Barbera references so thanks for covering us King.
Team Bella vs. Team BAD
Before the match, BAD brings up the obvious point: no one cares who started the Divas Revolution. I do love how they keep arguing about this when it's a rare occasion where you can point to the night Stephanie started it but no one brings her up in the whole thing. Sasha says the only thing anyone is going to remember is Team BAD taking over. Booker: That's hot.
Brie kicks at Sasha to start and is actually getting close to figuring out the timing on those YES Kicks. It's off to Naomi vs. Alicia but Tamina makes a blind tag and takes Fox down with a clothesline. Nikki bounces off Tamina and gets taken over in the Samoan drop. The Bellas are sent to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Nikki sending Naomi to the apron and Alicia offering a distraction so Nikki can hit the big forearm. Fox puts on the chinlock but the fans want Sasha. A double clothesline finally allows the hot tag to Banks for some house cleaning. The double knees in the corner get two on Nikki as everything breaks down. The Rack Attack is broken up and Sasha grabs the Bank Statement to make Nikki tap at 11:11. Booker: THAT WAS SMOKING HOT KING!
New Day teaches Seth Rollins the virtue of clapping, with Woods tying it into saving the tables of the world. Seth needs to drop the Cross Fit training and believe in the power of being positive. Rollins joins in and dances away to some to some trombone playing. Kane limps in and smiles. They're even making Rollins entertaining again.
Charlotte and Becky are getting annoyed at Paige for being whiny when Paige pops in. Paige doesn't want to hear it so Charlotte says you're with us or against us. Becky and Charlotte leave but are replaced by Natalya, who threatens Paige if she ever disrespects her again. It's amazing how much more interesting these basic stories (like the ones they use on NXT) are than some team battle series which overshadows the title.
Intercontinental Title: Kevin Owens vs. Ryback
This is Ryback's rematch after Owens took the title from him at Night of Champions. Kevin bails tot he floor to start but Ryback goes right after him. Back inside and the fight over a suplex with Ryback lifting him up for a nice delayed vertical. Ryback is sent into the post though, setting up a DDT for two from Owens as we take a break. Back with Owens elbowing him in the face and dropping a backsplash for two.
Time for the standard chinlock because that big build up to the chinlock had to be killed before it got over. The FEED ME MORE chants get Ryback to his knees and a swinging belly to belly puts Owens on the mat for a change. A sitout powerslam gets two on the champ so he comes out of the corner with some slaps to the face. Ryback is ticked off so he charges into a boot for two. The Meathook connects but Owens rolls outside again and takes the countout at 11:28.
Ryback escapes the apron powerbomb and Shell Shocks Owens post match.
Video on Lesnar vs. Big Show.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. Ascension/Stardust
Well they had to have a rubber match before people started taking the shows hostage without knowing who the better team was. Viktor takes Cara down to start but an attempt at a slingshot powerbomb (like Blanchard's slingshot suplex) is countered into a hurricanrana. Stardust comrs in but gets kicked down by Neville, followed by a standing shooting star press for two. Everyone goes to the floor for a staredown and we take a break.
Back with Neville firing off his kicks to Viktor, who slugs Neville off the ropes and hits a middle rope falcon's arrow of all things for two. Stardust misses a charge out to the floor though and the hot tag brings in Kalisto to really speed things up. The Queen's Crossbow is countered into a tornado DDT and Cara dives through the ropes to take Viktor down. Stardust and Neville fight to the floor, leaving Kalisto to hit a quick Salida Del Sol to end Konor at 8:48.
We recap Reigns and Wyatt's brawl on Monday. Bray using a person as a projectile is still awesome.
Here are the Wyatts in the arena to address Reigns. Bray has fought many men over the years but he's never met anyone like Reigns. On Monday, they created complete chaos but it's still anyone but you Roman. Cue Reigns on his own but Bray tells the monsters to step to the side. Roman slowly gets in the ring and stares Bray down.
Bray raises the mic but Roman cuts him off, making Bray's eyes open wider than they have in a long time. Reigns: Hell in a Cell. Bray, not on the mic, says what looked to be like I would be delighted. Reigns leaves and Bray says he hopes Roman is willing to sacrifice everything and die. Cool stuff here, as is usually the case when Reigns plays it serious. This is the logical way to blow off the feud too, as it's a match culminating inside the Cell instead of just having a match inside because the calendar says so. In other words: it's what people have been saying since they started the Cell PPV.
Kane/Dudley Boyz vs. New Day/Seth Rollins
It's Demon Kane in the mat and Corporate Kane (who claps along with New Day's entrance) sitting at ringside. Translation, we're starting with a handicap match. Woods is on the floor and it's Big E. vs. D-Von to start as Booker is giving shoutouts to his old band director. All five come in for a staredown and we're off to a break about a minute and a half in. Back with D-Von getting stomped down in the corner.
Woods plays the trombone and New Day does some dancing on the apron until D-Von is tossed to the floor. Rollins busts out a suicide dive and takes out Kane in the process, damaging the leg again. Seth freaks out over Kane going to the back and follows him up the ramp, leaving us with a regular match for a bit. Kane gives Rollins an evil smile and you should know what's coming.
Reality sets in on Seth as D-Von suplexes Big E., allowing for the tag off to Ray. Bubba splashes Kofi in the corner and knocks Rollins out to the floor. D-Von dives on New Day and here's Kane. Destruction begins and Rollins bails, allowing the 3D to take Kofi out for the pin at 10:37.
Kane grabs the title again and lays out New Day and the Dudleyz. Rollins comes out on the stage to end the show.
Results
Team BAD b. Team Bella Bank Statement to Nikki
Ryback b. Kevin Owens via countout
Lucha Dragons/Neville b. Ascension/Stardust Salida Del Sol to Konor
Kane/Dudley Boyz b. New Day/Seth Rollins 3D to Kingston
Saturday
WWE Madison Square Garden House Show
Date: October 3, 2015
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York
Commentators: Rich Brennan, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
This is another WWE Network exclusive from the world's most famous arena. It's a pretty stacked card with the main event of Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show in a match that could totally be different than any time they've fought before. Other than that we have the traditional steel cage match with US Champion John Cena defending against WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins again. Let's get to it.
The opening video talks about Cena vs. Rollins and Brock vs. Big Show.
There's a mini Titantron set up like there was in Japan. The middle rope is pink again for breast cancer awareness.
Rusev/Sheamus vs. Randy Orton/Dolph Ziggler
This was originally billed as two singles matches and it's a really smart move to not go with the same stale pairings we've seen multiple times each. I know this is nothing revolutionary but at least it's something new. Orton gets quite the positive reaction from the fans. Sheamus and Orton get things going and the fans are all over Sheamus' looks. Orton fights out of the corner and it's off to Rusev who is greated by a big USA chant. Dolph comes in with a dropkick for two but a Sheamus distraction lets the swinging Rock Bottom plant Ziggler for two.
It's off to Sheamus for a chinlock as the announcers debate Lana and Summer. See, I can live with the constant storyline stuff while we're sitting in a rest hold. It's better than discussing how to fight out of something like that because you can only take that discussion so far. Rusev comes in for a nerve hold and the villains take turns keeping Ziggler in trouble. Dolph finally gets in a slam on Rusev (really? A slam?) and the diving tag brings in Orton to clean house. A Ziggler superkick knocks Rusev off the apron and the Brogue Kick misses, setting up an RKO to put Sheamus away at 8:40.
Post match Rusev screams at Sheamus for costing them the match. Sheamus is more useless than Lana and all these people so he needs to pack his bag and leave. Sheamus gets up and Brogue Kicks Rusev and walks off. That didn't feel like a face turn.
We recap Kane and Seth Rollins from Monday with Kane's split personalities.
Corporate Kane is here to help run the show and will run down to help if Demon Kane comes after Rollins. Well limp down but you get the idea.
Stardust vs. Neville
No seconds here. Stardust shoulders him down to start but Neville sweeps the leg and does a little dance. The running hurricanrana (that's such a cool looking move) sends Stardust down again but he comes back with the Disaster Kick to put Neville down. Stardust looks at Neville's cape before putting on a chinlock. That goes as far as a chinlock is going to go so Stardust tries to crotch him against the post but the superhero pulls him face first into the post instead.
The Asai moonsault drops Stardust again but he comes back in with a Side Effect for two. With nothing else working, Stardust puts on Neville's cape and goes up top, only to dive into a right hand to the ribs. Neville kicks him in the face and the Red Arrow is good for the pin at 7:25.
Paul Heyman (with a phone in his hand for old times' sake) compares Big Show to the Boston Celtics and promises to make MSG the city hall of Suplex City.
Team Bella vs. Team PCB
P C and B all come out separately. Becky starts with Alicia and that means it's time for JBL to start talking about boxing. Paige's request for a tag is ignored so she tags herself in to send Fox into the corner. As expected, the fans want Sasha. It's back to Becky who gets taken into the corner, allowing Brie and Alicia to double suplex her for two. Nikki comes in and goes after Charlotte for a distraction but it backfires as Becky slides over for a tag.
It's Charlotte cleaning house with a spear to Nikki but Paige tags herself in as the Figure Eight goes on. The argument lets Alicia take over and a northern lights suplex gets two. Back to Nikki for a chinlock until Paige fights up and dives for a tag, only to have her partners drop to the floor. The Rack Attack ends Paige at 8:24.
Paige says she can't believe her friends would do this to her and she's not sure if she can forgive them. It seems that they're already dropping the Pipe Bomb promo from Raw for the sake of a delusional stuck up character instead. Well that's good as the interesting character might have made the Bellas look bad. I mean, they do it enough to themselves and Paige pointing out all their flaws might ruin some horrible children's dreams.
Clip from Smackdown (I'm as shocked as you are) of Reigns challenging Wyatt for a match inside the Cell.
Intercontinental Title: Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
Jericho is challenging and he welcomes us to the 25th anniversary of his first match in wrestling. Twenty five years ago he wrestled Lance Storm (in the front row) to a ten minute Broadway in a small town in Alberta in front of fifty people. Jericho thanks us all for being along for the ride and promises a big party tonight. Kevin starts fast but gets dropkicked out to the floor and sent into the announcers' table.
Back inside and Kevin wishes Jericho a happy anniversary before punching in the face. A chinlock slows things down as JBL says Jericho was an unproven talent in WWE until he beat Rock and Austin in the same night. Dude go watch some Network and learn the history better. Jericho comes back with a missile dropkick and enziguri for two. The Pop Up Powerbomb and Codebreaker are countered and Owens' package piledriver slam gets two. The Lionsault hits knees and there's the Cannonball to a nice reaction.
Owens' Swanton hits knees as well and the Walls go on. Kevin fights over to the ropes and sends Jericho shoulder first into the post for two. Now the Codebreaker works but Owens grabs the rope for the break. This has been a really good back and forth match so far and Jericho has been in control for the majority. Kevin comes back with a superkick but the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered into another Walls attempt. Just like at Night of Champions though, Owens pokes the eyes and grabs a small package for the pin at 8:34.
We recap New Day vs. the Dudley Boyz which is about the new generation vs. the legends.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. Dudley Boyz
New Day is defending and of course they have something to say. This time it's about the Dudleyz's never ending retirement tour with all of their references to the 90s and glasses with no lenses. On top of that, they put a good man like Xavier Woods through a perfectly good table! JBL incorrectly says the first tag team tables match was in this building at Summerslam (Royal Rumble 2000).
D-Von runs over Big E. to start but Bubba charges into an elbow in the corner. Now it's Kofi getting beaten up as Woods tries to get the fans behind the champs. The power of positive double teaming takes over for New Day and it's time for some tromboning. E. puts on a chinlock and Woods thinks the stock is rising on tricep meat. Ray avoids the Warrior splash and makes the tag off to D-Von as everything breaks down. The 3D has Kofi beaten but Woods comes in for the DQ at 6:40.
Post match New Day sets up a table but Bubba breaks up the Midnight Hour, leaving Woods (busy playing Taps) to take a 3D through the table.
Recap of Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar, which is built around the idea that Big Show beat him in this arena thirteen years ago. Really that's about it and we're supposed to believe that Show is a threat here.
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock goes right after him to start and gets sent out to the floor. Lesnar just smiles and the fans chant for Suplex City. Back in and Show pummels him in the corner but misses a charge and takes some shoulders to the ribs. The first German is blocked and there's the chokeslam. Brock pops up so it's a second chokeslam, only to have him get up again. There's a third chokeslam for two and it's time for the suplexes. Brock can't hold him up for the F5 and it's kind of an AA instead. It's time for more smiling though and Lesnar hits the fourth German. Now the F5 finishes Show at 4:05.
Show isn't done and he calls Brock back in. That's fine with Lesnar as it's a belly to bell and a second F5 for good measure. The fans give Big Show the Goodbye Song and Eden says let's hear it for him.
The cage is lowered.
US Title: Seth Rollins vs. John Cena
Cena is defending and Rollins is World Champion. For the sake of clarity, I'll only refer to Cena as champion. Pin/submission/escape to win here. Seth fights out of a headlock to start and sends Cena face first into the cage a few times for two. Rollins' escape attempts don't work and Cena bulldogs him off the top for two. Seth comes right back with the top rope knee to the face and the Sling Blade gets two.
We get the classic raking the face against the steel spot but Cena grabs the electric chair for two. It's back to the top with Rollins getting knocked off first, only to catch the top rope Fameasser in a powerbomb for two. They take turns sending each other into the steel and it's time for the flying tackles. Rollins kicks him in the head to break up the Shuffle but decides to try a Shuffle of his own.
Now it's the real comeback but Rollins grabs the cage to escape the AA. The springboard knee is caught in the STF but Rollins crawls to the door. They fight over the escape attempt until Rollins slams the door on Cena's head for a close two. Cena counters the Pedigree with a catapult but has to stop Rollins from escaping over the top. John gets most of the way over but Seth superplexes him down and rolls into the falcon's arrow for another close two. They fight to the top again and this time it's a tornado DDT from Cena for a near fall.
Cena goes for the door but Rollins climbs over the top and slams the cage onto his head again. John gets up AGAIN and pulls Rollins back in for an AA but Seth lands on his feet and hits the low superkick for two to end a great sequence. The STF is countered into a Crossface (the ****e of the submission move set) but Cena powers up into another AA attempt.
Rollins rolls out again and hits Cena low (totally legal) but here's Kane. For some reason this keeps Seth from being able to climb down until Kane is right underneath him, leaving Rollins to miss a splash off the top of the cage. The AA finally connects to retain Cena's title at 22:43.
Cena leaves and Kane gives Rollins a chokeslam and tombstone to end the show.
Results
Dolph Ziggler/Randy Orton b. Rusev/Sheamus RKO to Sheamus
Neville b. Stardust Red Arrow
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Paige
Kevin Owens b. Chris Jericho Small package
Dudley Boyz b. New Day via DQ when Xavier Woods interfered
Brock Lesnar b. Big Show F5
John Cena b. Seth Rollins Attitude Adjustment
Sunday
Bound For Glory 2015
Date: October 4, 2015
Location: Cabarrus Arena and Events Center, Concord, North Carolina
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
It's TNA's biggest show of the year and they've had all of two weeks to set it up. Well save for the main event which was changed with two minutes to go on the final episode of Impact. It's hard to guess what to expect here but it could range from a fun show to another disaster for the company on what could be their last pay per view ever. Let's get to it.
It's a basic opening video with all of the matches getting a quick recap and a voiceover saying they're all bound for glory.
X-Division Title: Tigre Uno vs. Manik vs. DJZ vs. Andrew Everett
Tigre Uno is defending and this is Ultimate X, meaning the title is hung from the structure above the ring and whoever pulls it down wins. It's a big brawl to start as you can see the arena looking mostly dark, likely hiding a small crowd. Everyone is running all over the place with no flow or story to start. DJZ clotheslines Everett down but it's Tigre sending the challengers to the floor, only to have Manik break up a dive.
DJZ comes back in and tries a dive of his own, which the camera misses. They saw him dive, but the crash is lost to the ages. Tigre and Everett's dives are at least seen but Manik breaks up Everett's climb attempt with some rolling suplexes. Manik and DJZ plant Tigre with a double facebuster but neither is able to get the belt down. Tigre comes back in with a reverse suplex into a Stunner on Everett, only to have Manik break up his attempt at the title.
Everett crushes the champ with a 630 for the big spot of the match. Not to be outdone, Tigre kicks DJZ to the floor and busts out a 450 from the top to the floor. Everett climbs on top of the ropes and walks across using the structure for balance but Tigre crawls over to kick him in the ribs for a big crash, allowing Tigre to retain at 9:42.
Post match here's the debuting Gregory Helms to......raise Tigre's arm. No attack or challenge or anything. One might think Helms vs. Uno could have been a good match for the title here but why have something interesting when you can have a gimmick instead?
The three people in the main event arrived earlier.
Here's Ethan Carter III to complain about the main event being turned into a triple threat by the hands of his great Aunt Dixie. He rips on his opponents with Drew standing up for wrestling and Matt for already losing two title shots. Ethan has Bound for Glory in his blood but he's beyond greatness. This was total and complete filler because they only booked seven matches on the biggest show of the year.
Bound For Gold Gauntlet Match
This is your standard gauntlet match, meaning a mini Royal Rumble but the final two will have a one on one match with the winner getting a future World Title shot. Mr. Anderson is in at #1 and his mic doesn't drop. The guy has one aspect to his whole character and TNA managed to screw that up. Jesse Godderz is in at #2. They shake hands to start and Anderson scores with some armdrags. A gorilla press sends him into the corner though so Anderson offers another handshake.
Jesse catches the boot to the ribs but Anderson is waiting with a thumb to the eye. Eli Drake (minus the He-Man chest gear) is in at #3 and the heels double team Anderson. Mr. finally comes back with a double clothesline and it's Al Snow (an unannounced name) in at #4. Al does all of his usual stuff including the trapping headbutts on Godderz. Jesse clotheslines Eli but gets dropkicked by Anderson.
Snow and Anderson clean house but don't eliminate anyone until Aiden O'Shea (formerly known as Jay Bradley) is in at #5. He's billed as a thug and looks like as a Sheamus knockoff. O'Shea hammers away and it's Robbie E. (with no entrance video) in at #6. No eliminations yet. Robbie and Al form an awkward alliance to clean house until Snow punches Robbie in the face. A shot from Head eliminates Drake and it's Mahabali Shera in at #7. Shera cleans house but stops to dance. As in the whole match stops for a dance party.
O'Shea finally remembers that he's a brawler and starts fighting again, only to get clotheslined out to the floor. Tyrus is in at #8 and house is cleaned again. Everyone tries to slow the monster down and it's Chris Melendez in at #9. Melendez kicks a few people with the combat boot until Tyrus puts out Melendez and Snow with ease. Shera is out as well and it's Tommy Dreamer, in yellow polka dot pants, is in at #10. We currently have Dreamer, Tyrus, Robbie, Anderson and Jesse Godderz.
Dreamer gets in a low blow and cross body to put Tyrus down but Jesse dropkicks him in the face. Abyss is in at #11 and chokeslams Robbie. We get the showdown of the giants but since they haven't ripped off a WWE gag in a long time, Pope jumps off commentary to enter at #12. Pope looks at Abyss and Tyrus, turns around and eliminates himself. Well at least it was funny. Dreamer and Anderson load up superplexes but Abyss and Tyrus turn them into Towers of Doom in a nice spot. Totally scripted looking but nice.
Abyss and Tyrus do another big staredown and it's Tyrus getting the elimination, only to eat a double DDT from Dreamer and Robbie. Jesse and Robbie fight to the apron with Godderz grabbing a headscissors for the elimination. Anderson Mic Checks Dreamer and throws him out so it's Anderson vs. Godderz vs. Tyrus. Another Mic Check lets Anderson eliminate Jesse so it's Anderson vs. Tyrus in a regular match won by pin or submission.
Anderson picks Tyrus up for the Regal roll for two as Josh mentions that the winner of this can challenge for ANY title they want. That's a new rule for the match and Pope immediately asks why you would want to try for any other title. Anderson tries another slam but Tyrus grabs a quick slam and drops a splash for the pin at 24:30.
Post match Ethan comes out to say that he and Tyrus will be the next Tag Team Champions but Tyrus says he won this on his own. Therefore, he's coming for the World Heavyweight Championship of the World.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee
The Wolves are defending after taking the belts back from Meyers and Lee, who won with a Feast or Fired briefcase. Meyers and Lee attack to start but the Wolves take over on Brian with their smooth tandem offense. Brian gets Eddie into the corner and the challengers take over again with some hard stomps and a hair pull. Lee, billed as an internet sensation, pulls Eddie back to the corner and it's off to Brian for a chinlock.
Meyers starts grabbing the leg before it's back to Lee for a chinlock of his own. Eddie gets out with a Stunner but Brian breaks up a tag attempt. The chinlockery hour continues as the fans are trying to get into this. Eddie finally breaks free and dives over for the hot tag to Davey.
Everything breaks down and Eddie fights Meyers to the floor, leaving Davey to hit a handspring kick to the face. A t-bone suplex sends Lee outside and the Wolves hit stereo suicide dives in a nice spot. Back inside and Davey's top rope double stomp gets two on Trevor with Meyers making the save. Lee's German suplex gets a very close two on Eddie but it's a hurricanrana to put Lee down, leaving the Wolves to hit something like Chasing the Dragon for the pin on Trevor at 14:03.
Drew Galloway says he's in a No DQ match tonight and he's willing to kill himself to be champion.
King of the Mountain Title: Bobby Roode vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley, wearing a sweat band, is challenging after answering an open challenge on Wednesday. Feeling out process to start with Lashley countering Roode's wristlock into a headlock. Lashley's delayed vertical suplex gets two and he easily escapes the Roode Bomb. A German suplex puts Roode down and we hit the chinlock. They seem to have a lot of time to work with here.
Roode comes back with a Blockbuster for two before they trade spinebusters. A running elbow knocks Roode off the apron and he crashes shoulder first into the barricade. Back in and the shoulder acts up, allowing Lashley to score with a powerslam. The spear gets two and a quick Roode Bomb gets the same as we do the completely traditional trading of finishers.
Lashley powers out of the crossface and grabs a Kimura. That goes nowhere either so both guys hit the other's finisher for two each. They're just going through the main event tropes here and it's still not interesting after seeing it for years in WWE. Lashley pops back up and tries another Kimura, only to get countered into another Roode Bomb to retain Roode's title at 14:17.
Matt Hardy talks about growing up here in North Carolina and says nothing would be sweeter than winning the title in Charlotte. He'll have to settle for the suburbs but Matt has always been a second rate version of a main event star.
Billy Corgan comes out to show us highlights from Earl Hebner being inducted into the TNA Hall of Fame and a package on Earl's career.
Knockouts Title: Awesome Kong vs. Gail Kim
Kim is defending and these two have had a long rivalry over the years. Gail gets shoved down to start so she tries a headlock and gets thrown down again. You would think she would learn after the first time but wrestling rarely works that way. Kong nails a big clothesline as JB mentions that no one has had cell phone service in this building all day. Gail's cross body gets two and the announcers start talking about her celebrity chef husband.
Kong hooks a camel clutch before switching over to a cross armbreaker. Gail rolls out and cranks on a front facelock. Back up and Gail tries something like a reverse Black Widow (as in Gail is upside down), only to have Kong Samoan drop her for two. This is technically fine but really not interesting stuff so far. Kong blocks Gail's hurricanrana attempt and a middle rope splash gets two.
They head outside with Kong grabbing a chair but Gail's husband Robert Irvine yells at her to break it up. As Hebner tells Irvine to sit down, Kong gives Gail a release Implant Buster onto the chair. The spinning back fist gets two back inside but Gail gets out of the middle rope Implant Buster with a kick to the head. More kicks set up Eat Defeat to retain Gail's title at 10:05.
Jeff Hardy tells the creatures to mount up because nothing can save EC3.
Eric Young vs. Kurt Angle
This is a result of Young hurting Angle and Kurt coming back from injury to fight the crazy Eric. With no build, this is announced as a No DQ match. Young says he has no issue with crippling Kurt and taking away his livelihood but Kurt says this has been made No DQ, which the announcers already said. They head to the floor almost immediately with Angle in control, only to take it back in for a big belly to belly for two.
Young comes back with a piledriver and Angle rolls to the floor holding his head and neck. The match basically stops as medics come out to look at Angle. Kurt starts walking to the back but Young breaks it up and attacks the medics. Young throws Kurt back inside and hits him in the head with a chair. They head outside again and Angle grabs a German suplex to block a piledriver on the exposed concrete.
Back in and Kurt's neck gives out again but he's still able to flip Young off and roll some Germans. The Angle Slam gets two but Young pops up and sends him hard into the post twice in a row. The top rope elbow gets no cover as Young goes up for a second elbow drop to the back. Eric gets really evil and loads up a super piledriver, only to have Angle backdrop him out and grab the ankle lock. For some reason he lets go of the grapevine though and Eric gets the rope, only to have him pull Young back in for the grapevine again, making Young tap at 13:09.
The announcers preview the main event a bit.
Video on the main event and of course the audio messes up. These jokes write themselves.
TNA World Title: Matt Hardy vs. Ethan Carter III vs. Drew Galloway
Carter is defending and Jeff Hardy, Carter's former employee, is guest referee. As usual, JB says Drew is standing when he's kneeling. Tyrus tries to cheat thirty seconds in and gets ejected. Matt and Drew take turns punching Ethan in the corner and a clothesline puts the champ on the floor. Drew goes after Matt with some forearms to the back and a big headbutt as Ethan comes back in.
Carter knocks Matt out to the floor and stops to yell at Jeff for no apparent reason. A cravate slows Drew down but they trade cross bodies to drop both guys. Everyone gets back in but Matt and Ethan are quickly on the floor, allowing Drew to hit a big flip dive and take Hardy out. It's table time but Drew picks Ethan up and hits a White Noise onto the steps for a big thud. Matt makes the save and puts Drew on top of Ethan (there's no count for no apparent reason) for a double stack moonsault.
Ethan runs Jeff over by mistake and walks into the Side Effect but there's no one to count. Carter is up first and puts Drew on the table at ringside, only to suplex Matt from the apron through Galloway in a big crash. Back in and a TKO gets two on Matt but Drew comes back in and tries to pull Matt off the top. Hardy headbutts him into the Tree of Woe but Ethan comes of to make it a superplex, only to have Drew do a sit up to add a German superplex in an impressive spot.
Matt and Drew slug it out so Ethan gives them both the 1%er at the same time for two each. The fans aren't even reacting to these near falls and Jeff has barely been a factor so far. Ethan realizes that Jeff needs to get involved so he shoves the referee and demands a DQ. It's No DQ though so Ethan grabs a chair, only to have Jeff take it away. Ethan slaps him again so Jeff lays Carter out with a Twisting Stunner. Drew adds a running boot and Matt hits the Twist of Fate on Drew for the pin and the title at 20:01.
As for the match itself, it's nothing we haven't seen before. This
Ethan freaks out on Dixie in the back (because we NEEDED a Dixie cameo) and says she's dead to him.
Matt's wife and son get in, along with the Hardys' dad (who looks like he would rather be ANYWHERE else) to end the show.
Results
Tigre Uno b. DJZ, Andrew Everett and Manik Uno pulled down the title
Tyrus won a gauntlet match last eliminating Mr. Anderson
Wolves b. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee Brainbuster to Lee
Bobby Roode b. Bobby Lashley Roode Bomb
Gail Kim b. Awesome Kong Eat Defeat
Kurt Angle b. Eric Young Ankle lock
Matt Hardy b. Drew Galloway and Ethan Carter III Twist of Fate to Galloway
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
John Cena b. Xavier Woods via DQ when Kofi Kingston and Big E. interfered
New Day b. John Cena/Dudley Boyz Trouble in Paradise to D-Von
Big Show b. Mark Henry KO Punch
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Charlotte
Wyatt Family b. Prime Time Players Standing choke to O'Neil
Neville b. Stardust via DQ when King Barrett interfered
Randy Orton b. Bo Dallas RKO
Rusev b. Kevin Owens via DQ when Ryback interfered
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt went to a double countout
NXT
Samoa Joe/Finn Balor b. Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore Coup de Grace to Amore
Apollo Crews b. Johnny Gargano Standing moonsault
Dana Brooke/Emma b. Peyton Royce/Billie Kay Sitout Death Valley Driver to Royce
Tyler Breeze b. Tommaso Ciampa Killswitch
Impact Wrestling
Mahabali Sheera b. James Storm Sky High
Trevor Lee b. DJZ and Tommaso Ciampa Spinning powerslam to DJZ
Dollhouse b. Beautiful People Rollup to Rayne
Matt Hardy/Drew Galloway b. Tyrus/Ethan Carter III Big boot to Tyrus
Smackdown
Team BAD b. Team Bella Bank Statement to Nikki
Ryback b. Kevin Owens via countout
Lucha Dragons/Neville b. Ascension/Stardust Salida Del Sol to Konor
Kane/Dudley Boyz b. New Day/Seth Rollins 3D to Kingston
Madison Square Garden House Show
Dolph Ziggler/Randy Orton b. Rusev/Sheamus RKO to Sheamus
Neville b. Stardust Red Arrow
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Paige
Kevin Owens b. Chris Jericho Small package
Dudley Boyz b. New Day via DQ when Xavier Woods interfered
Brock Lesnar b. Big Show F5
John Cena b. Seth Rollins Attitude Adjustment
Bound For Glory 2015
Tigre Uno b. DJZ, Andrew Everett and Manik Uno pulled down the title
Tyrus won a gauntlet match last eliminating Mr. Anderson
Wolves b. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee Brainbuster to Lee
Bobby Roode b. Bobby Lashley Roode Bomb
Gail Kim b. Awesome Kong Eat Defeat
Kurt Angle b. Eric Young Ankle lock
Matt Hardy b. Drew Galloway and Ethan Carter III Twist of Fate to Galloway
John Cena will be taking extended time off following Hell in a Cell.
Smackdown
Date: October 1, 2015
Location: Times Union Center, Albany, New York
Commentators: Booker T., Jerry Lawler, Rich Brennan
Oh joy it's another Smackdown. We're getting closer to the show moving to USA in January, meaning the show is the same lame duck that it's been for years now. I'm really hoping this show gets a new life on the new network but for some reason WWE is perfectly happy to have the show just exist on Fridays with nothing important happening. Let's get to it.
On a sidenote: today is five years to the day since Smackdown debuted on SyFy.
We open with a recap of Kane and Rollins on Monday. I'm still trying to figure out if I'm supposed to cheer for the demon who tried to drag Seth down to whatever was beneath the ring or the guy who cheats all the time and attacked Kane because he couldn't handle someone disagreeing with him.
Here's Rollins to open the show. He has the belt with him, even though Kane was last seen with it on Raw. Rollins is livid and demands that Kane get out here so here's Corporate Kane on crutches. Kane is glad to be back at his job, even if it includes dealing with Rollins acting like a spoiled brat. It's time for exposition mode (that should be Rollins' finisher as it puts more people out than the Pedigree) as Rollins recaps the entire story and explains everything again before they argue over who needs psychiatric evaluations.
Kane is just a corporate boss and the demon is a figment of Seth's imagination. Maybe Rollins is just trying to get out of his US Title match this Saturday in Madison Square Garden. I certainly would want to get out of another loss because someone was stupid enough to have the World Champion feud with the US Champion and lose every match.
Kane says there's a demon chasing Rollins but it's not him. He could use a pick me up though so how about Rollins teams with the New Day against the Dudley Boyz and Demon Kane. You mean the figment of his imagination? So it's a handicap match? Rollins says no, but Kane says he'll be at ringside to make sure the demon is in action. Lawler: This proves that Kane is smarter than the average bear! Well we were running low on Hanna-Barbera references so thanks for covering us King.
Team Bella vs. Team BAD
Before the match, BAD brings up the obvious point: no one cares who started the Divas Revolution. I do love how they keep arguing about this when it's a rare occasion where you can point to the night Stephanie started it but no one brings her up in the whole thing. Sasha says the only thing anyone is going to remember is Team BAD taking over. Booker: That's hot.
Brie kicks at Sasha to start and is actually getting close to figuring out the timing on those YES Kicks. It's off to Naomi vs. Alicia but Tamina makes a blind tag and takes Fox down with a clothesline. Nikki bounces off Tamina and gets taken over in the Samoan drop. The Bellas are sent to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Nikki sending Naomi to the apron and Alicia offering a distraction so Nikki can hit the big forearm. Fox puts on the chinlock but the fans want Sasha. A double clothesline finally allows the hot tag to Banks for some house cleaning. The double knees in the corner get two on Nikki as everything breaks down. The Rack Attack is broken up and Sasha grabs the Bank Statement to make Nikki tap at 11:11. Booker: THAT WAS SMOKING HOT KING!
New Day teaches Seth Rollins the virtue of clapping, with Woods tying it into saving the tables of the world. Seth needs to drop the Cross Fit training and believe in the power of being positive. Rollins joins in and dances away to some to some trombone playing. Kane limps in and smiles. They're even making Rollins entertaining again.
Charlotte and Becky are getting annoyed at Paige for being whiny when Paige pops in. Paige doesn't want to hear it so Charlotte says you're with us or against us. Becky and Charlotte leave but are replaced by Natalya, who threatens Paige if she ever disrespects her again. It's amazing how much more interesting these basic stories (like the ones they use on NXT) are than some team battle series which overshadows the title.
Intercontinental Title: Kevin Owens vs. Ryback
This is Ryback's rematch after Owens took the title from him at Night of Champions. Kevin bails tot he floor to start but Ryback goes right after him. Back inside and the fight over a suplex with Ryback lifting him up for a nice delayed vertical. Ryback is sent into the post though, setting up a DDT for two from Owens as we take a break. Back with Owens elbowing him in the face and dropping a backsplash for two.
Time for the standard chinlock because that big build up to the chinlock had to be killed before it got over. The FEED ME MORE chants get Ryback to his knees and a swinging belly to belly puts Owens on the mat for a change. A sitout powerslam gets two on the champ so he comes out of the corner with some slaps to the face. Ryback is ticked off so he charges into a boot for two. The Meathook connects but Owens rolls outside again and takes the countout at 11:28.
Ryback escapes the apron powerbomb and Shell Shocks Owens post match.
Video on Lesnar vs. Big Show.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. Ascension/Stardust
Well they had to have a rubber match before people started taking the shows hostage without knowing who the better team was. Viktor takes Cara down to start but an attempt at a slingshot powerbomb (like Blanchard's slingshot suplex) is countered into a hurricanrana. Stardust comrs in but gets kicked down by Neville, followed by a standing shooting star press for two. Everyone goes to the floor for a staredown and we take a break.
Back with Neville firing off his kicks to Viktor, who slugs Neville off the ropes and hits a middle rope falcon's arrow of all things for two. Stardust misses a charge out to the floor though and the hot tag brings in Kalisto to really speed things up. The Queen's Crossbow is countered into a tornado DDT and Cara dives through the ropes to take Viktor down. Stardust and Neville fight to the floor, leaving Kalisto to hit a quick Salida Del Sol to end Konor at 8:48.
We recap Reigns and Wyatt's brawl on Monday. Bray using a person as a projectile is still awesome.
Here are the Wyatts in the arena to address Reigns. Bray has fought many men over the years but he's never met anyone like Reigns. On Monday, they created complete chaos but it's still anyone but you Roman. Cue Reigns on his own but Bray tells the monsters to step to the side. Roman slowly gets in the ring and stares Bray down.
Bray raises the mic but Roman cuts him off, making Bray's eyes open wider than they have in a long time. Reigns: Hell in a Cell. Bray, not on the mic, says what looked to be like I would be delighted. Reigns leaves and Bray says he hopes Roman is willing to sacrifice everything and die. Cool stuff here, as is usually the case when Reigns plays it serious. This is the logical way to blow off the feud too, as it's a match culminating inside the Cell instead of just having a match inside because the calendar says so. In other words: it's what people have been saying since they started the Cell PPV.
Kane/Dudley Boyz vs. New Day/Seth Rollins
It's Demon Kane in the mat and Corporate Kane (who claps along with New Day's entrance) sitting at ringside. Translation, we're starting with a handicap match. Woods is on the floor and it's Big E. vs. D-Von to start as Booker is giving shoutouts to his old band director. All five come in for a staredown and we're off to a break about a minute and a half in. Back with D-Von getting stomped down in the corner.
Woods plays the trombone and New Day does some dancing on the apron until D-Von is tossed to the floor. Rollins busts out a suicide dive and takes out Kane in the process, damaging the leg again. Seth freaks out over Kane going to the back and follows him up the ramp, leaving us with a regular match for a bit. Kane gives Rollins an evil smile and you should know what's coming.
Reality sets in on Seth as D-Von suplexes Big E., allowing for the tag off to Ray. Bubba splashes Kofi in the corner and knocks Rollins out to the floor. D-Von dives on New Day and here's Kane. Destruction begins and Rollins bails, allowing the 3D to take Kofi out for the pin at 10:37.
Kane grabs the title again and lays out New Day and the Dudleyz. Rollins comes out on the stage to end the show.
Results
Team BAD b. Team Bella Bank Statement to Nikki
Ryback b. Kevin Owens via countout
Lucha Dragons/Neville b. Ascension/Stardust Salida Del Sol to Konor
Kane/Dudley Boyz b. New Day/Seth Rollins 3D to Kingston
Saturday
WWE Madison Square Garden House Show
Date: October 3, 2015
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York
Commentators: Rich Brennan, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
This is another WWE Network exclusive from the world's most famous arena. It's a pretty stacked card with the main event of Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show in a match that could totally be different than any time they've fought before. Other than that we have the traditional steel cage match with US Champion John Cena defending against WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins again. Let's get to it.
The opening video talks about Cena vs. Rollins and Brock vs. Big Show.
There's a mini Titantron set up like there was in Japan. The middle rope is pink again for breast cancer awareness.
Rusev/Sheamus vs. Randy Orton/Dolph Ziggler
This was originally billed as two singles matches and it's a really smart move to not go with the same stale pairings we've seen multiple times each. I know this is nothing revolutionary but at least it's something new. Orton gets quite the positive reaction from the fans. Sheamus and Orton get things going and the fans are all over Sheamus' looks. Orton fights out of the corner and it's off to Rusev who is greated by a big USA chant. Dolph comes in with a dropkick for two but a Sheamus distraction lets the swinging Rock Bottom plant Ziggler for two.
It's off to Sheamus for a chinlock as the announcers debate Lana and Summer. See, I can live with the constant storyline stuff while we're sitting in a rest hold. It's better than discussing how to fight out of something like that because you can only take that discussion so far. Rusev comes in for a nerve hold and the villains take turns keeping Ziggler in trouble. Dolph finally gets in a slam on Rusev (really? A slam?) and the diving tag brings in Orton to clean house. A Ziggler superkick knocks Rusev off the apron and the Brogue Kick misses, setting up an RKO to put Sheamus away at 8:40.
Post match Rusev screams at Sheamus for costing them the match. Sheamus is more useless than Lana and all these people so he needs to pack his bag and leave. Sheamus gets up and Brogue Kicks Rusev and walks off. That didn't feel like a face turn.
We recap Kane and Seth Rollins from Monday with Kane's split personalities.
Corporate Kane is here to help run the show and will run down to help if Demon Kane comes after Rollins. Well limp down but you get the idea.
Stardust vs. Neville
No seconds here. Stardust shoulders him down to start but Neville sweeps the leg and does a little dance. The running hurricanrana (that's such a cool looking move) sends Stardust down again but he comes back with the Disaster Kick to put Neville down. Stardust looks at Neville's cape before putting on a chinlock. That goes as far as a chinlock is going to go so Stardust tries to crotch him against the post but the superhero pulls him face first into the post instead.
The Asai moonsault drops Stardust again but he comes back in with a Side Effect for two. With nothing else working, Stardust puts on Neville's cape and goes up top, only to dive into a right hand to the ribs. Neville kicks him in the face and the Red Arrow is good for the pin at 7:25.
Paul Heyman (with a phone in his hand for old times' sake) compares Big Show to the Boston Celtics and promises to make MSG the city hall of Suplex City.
Team Bella vs. Team PCB
P C and B all come out separately. Becky starts with Alicia and that means it's time for JBL to start talking about boxing. Paige's request for a tag is ignored so she tags herself in to send Fox into the corner. As expected, the fans want Sasha. It's back to Becky who gets taken into the corner, allowing Brie and Alicia to double suplex her for two. Nikki comes in and goes after Charlotte for a distraction but it backfires as Becky slides over for a tag.
It's Charlotte cleaning house with a spear to Nikki but Paige tags herself in as the Figure Eight goes on. The argument lets Alicia take over and a northern lights suplex gets two. Back to Nikki for a chinlock until Paige fights up and dives for a tag, only to have her partners drop to the floor. The Rack Attack ends Paige at 8:24.
Paige says she can't believe her friends would do this to her and she's not sure if she can forgive them. It seems that they're already dropping the Pipe Bomb promo from Raw for the sake of a delusional stuck up character instead. Well that's good as the interesting character might have made the Bellas look bad. I mean, they do it enough to themselves and Paige pointing out all their flaws might ruin some horrible children's dreams.
Clip from Smackdown (I'm as shocked as you are) of Reigns challenging Wyatt for a match inside the Cell.
Intercontinental Title: Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens
Jericho is challenging and he welcomes us to the 25th anniversary of his first match in wrestling. Twenty five years ago he wrestled Lance Storm (in the front row) to a ten minute Broadway in a small town in Alberta in front of fifty people. Jericho thanks us all for being along for the ride and promises a big party tonight. Kevin starts fast but gets dropkicked out to the floor and sent into the announcers' table.
Back inside and Kevin wishes Jericho a happy anniversary before punching in the face. A chinlock slows things down as JBL says Jericho was an unproven talent in WWE until he beat Rock and Austin in the same night. Dude go watch some Network and learn the history better. Jericho comes back with a missile dropkick and enziguri for two. The Pop Up Powerbomb and Codebreaker are countered and Owens' package piledriver slam gets two. The Lionsault hits knees and there's the Cannonball to a nice reaction.
Owens' Swanton hits knees as well and the Walls go on. Kevin fights over to the ropes and sends Jericho shoulder first into the post for two. Now the Codebreaker works but Owens grabs the rope for the break. This has been a really good back and forth match so far and Jericho has been in control for the majority. Kevin comes back with a superkick but the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered into another Walls attempt. Just like at Night of Champions though, Owens pokes the eyes and grabs a small package for the pin at 8:34.
We recap New Day vs. the Dudley Boyz which is about the new generation vs. the legends.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. Dudley Boyz
New Day is defending and of course they have something to say. This time it's about the Dudleyz's never ending retirement tour with all of their references to the 90s and glasses with no lenses. On top of that, they put a good man like Xavier Woods through a perfectly good table! JBL incorrectly says the first tag team tables match was in this building at Summerslam (Royal Rumble 2000).
D-Von runs over Big E. to start but Bubba charges into an elbow in the corner. Now it's Kofi getting beaten up as Woods tries to get the fans behind the champs. The power of positive double teaming takes over for New Day and it's time for some tromboning. E. puts on a chinlock and Woods thinks the stock is rising on tricep meat. Ray avoids the Warrior splash and makes the tag off to D-Von as everything breaks down. The 3D has Kofi beaten but Woods comes in for the DQ at 6:40.
Post match New Day sets up a table but Bubba breaks up the Midnight Hour, leaving Woods (busy playing Taps) to take a 3D through the table.
Recap of Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar, which is built around the idea that Big Show beat him in this arena thirteen years ago. Really that's about it and we're supposed to believe that Show is a threat here.
Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock goes right after him to start and gets sent out to the floor. Lesnar just smiles and the fans chant for Suplex City. Back in and Show pummels him in the corner but misses a charge and takes some shoulders to the ribs. The first German is blocked and there's the chokeslam. Brock pops up so it's a second chokeslam, only to have him get up again. There's a third chokeslam for two and it's time for the suplexes. Brock can't hold him up for the F5 and it's kind of an AA instead. It's time for more smiling though and Lesnar hits the fourth German. Now the F5 finishes Show at 4:05.
Show isn't done and he calls Brock back in. That's fine with Lesnar as it's a belly to bell and a second F5 for good measure. The fans give Big Show the Goodbye Song and Eden says let's hear it for him.
The cage is lowered.
US Title: Seth Rollins vs. John Cena
Cena is defending and Rollins is World Champion. For the sake of clarity, I'll only refer to Cena as champion. Pin/submission/escape to win here. Seth fights out of a headlock to start and sends Cena face first into the cage a few times for two. Rollins' escape attempts don't work and Cena bulldogs him off the top for two. Seth comes right back with the top rope knee to the face and the Sling Blade gets two.
We get the classic raking the face against the steel spot but Cena grabs the electric chair for two. It's back to the top with Rollins getting knocked off first, only to catch the top rope Fameasser in a powerbomb for two. They take turns sending each other into the steel and it's time for the flying tackles. Rollins kicks him in the head to break up the Shuffle but decides to try a Shuffle of his own.
Now it's the real comeback but Rollins grabs the cage to escape the AA. The springboard knee is caught in the STF but Rollins crawls to the door. They fight over the escape attempt until Rollins slams the door on Cena's head for a close two. Cena counters the Pedigree with a catapult but has to stop Rollins from escaping over the top. John gets most of the way over but Seth superplexes him down and rolls into the falcon's arrow for another close two. They fight to the top again and this time it's a tornado DDT from Cena for a near fall.
Cena goes for the door but Rollins climbs over the top and slams the cage onto his head again. John gets up AGAIN and pulls Rollins back in for an AA but Seth lands on his feet and hits the low superkick for two to end a great sequence. The STF is countered into a Crossface (the ****e of the submission move set) but Cena powers up into another AA attempt.
Rollins rolls out again and hits Cena low (totally legal) but here's Kane. For some reason this keeps Seth from being able to climb down until Kane is right underneath him, leaving Rollins to miss a splash off the top of the cage. The AA finally connects to retain Cena's title at 22:43.
Cena leaves and Kane gives Rollins a chokeslam and tombstone to end the show.
Results
Dolph Ziggler/Randy Orton b. Rusev/Sheamus RKO to Sheamus
Neville b. Stardust Red Arrow
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Paige
Kevin Owens b. Chris Jericho Small package
Dudley Boyz b. New Day via DQ when Xavier Woods interfered
Brock Lesnar b. Big Show F5
John Cena b. Seth Rollins Attitude Adjustment
Sunday
Bound For Glory 2015
Date: October 4, 2015
Location: Cabarrus Arena and Events Center, Concord, North Carolina
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
It's TNA's biggest show of the year and they've had all of two weeks to set it up. Well save for the main event which was changed with two minutes to go on the final episode of Impact. It's hard to guess what to expect here but it could range from a fun show to another disaster for the company on what could be their last pay per view ever. Let's get to it.
It's a basic opening video with all of the matches getting a quick recap and a voiceover saying they're all bound for glory.
X-Division Title: Tigre Uno vs. Manik vs. DJZ vs. Andrew Everett
Tigre Uno is defending and this is Ultimate X, meaning the title is hung from the structure above the ring and whoever pulls it down wins. It's a big brawl to start as you can see the arena looking mostly dark, likely hiding a small crowd. Everyone is running all over the place with no flow or story to start. DJZ clotheslines Everett down but it's Tigre sending the challengers to the floor, only to have Manik break up a dive.
DJZ comes back in and tries a dive of his own, which the camera misses. They saw him dive, but the crash is lost to the ages. Tigre and Everett's dives are at least seen but Manik breaks up Everett's climb attempt with some rolling suplexes. Manik and DJZ plant Tigre with a double facebuster but neither is able to get the belt down. Tigre comes back in with a reverse suplex into a Stunner on Everett, only to have Manik break up his attempt at the title.
Everett crushes the champ with a 630 for the big spot of the match. Not to be outdone, Tigre kicks DJZ to the floor and busts out a 450 from the top to the floor. Everett climbs on top of the ropes and walks across using the structure for balance but Tigre crawls over to kick him in the ribs for a big crash, allowing Tigre to retain at 9:42.
Post match here's the debuting Gregory Helms to......raise Tigre's arm. No attack or challenge or anything. One might think Helms vs. Uno could have been a good match for the title here but why have something interesting when you can have a gimmick instead?
The three people in the main event arrived earlier.
Here's Ethan Carter III to complain about the main event being turned into a triple threat by the hands of his great Aunt Dixie. He rips on his opponents with Drew standing up for wrestling and Matt for already losing two title shots. Ethan has Bound for Glory in his blood but he's beyond greatness. This was total and complete filler because they only booked seven matches on the biggest show of the year.
Bound For Gold Gauntlet Match
This is your standard gauntlet match, meaning a mini Royal Rumble but the final two will have a one on one match with the winner getting a future World Title shot. Mr. Anderson is in at #1 and his mic doesn't drop. The guy has one aspect to his whole character and TNA managed to screw that up. Jesse Godderz is in at #2. They shake hands to start and Anderson scores with some armdrags. A gorilla press sends him into the corner though so Anderson offers another handshake.
Jesse catches the boot to the ribs but Anderson is waiting with a thumb to the eye. Eli Drake (minus the He-Man chest gear) is in at #3 and the heels double team Anderson. Mr. finally comes back with a double clothesline and it's Al Snow (an unannounced name) in at #4. Al does all of his usual stuff including the trapping headbutts on Godderz. Jesse clotheslines Eli but gets dropkicked by Anderson.
Snow and Anderson clean house but don't eliminate anyone until Aiden O'Shea (formerly known as Jay Bradley) is in at #5. He's billed as a thug and looks like as a Sheamus knockoff. O'Shea hammers away and it's Robbie E. (with no entrance video) in at #6. No eliminations yet. Robbie and Al form an awkward alliance to clean house until Snow punches Robbie in the face. A shot from Head eliminates Drake and it's Mahabali Shera in at #7. Shera cleans house but stops to dance. As in the whole match stops for a dance party.
O'Shea finally remembers that he's a brawler and starts fighting again, only to get clotheslined out to the floor. Tyrus is in at #8 and house is cleaned again. Everyone tries to slow the monster down and it's Chris Melendez in at #9. Melendez kicks a few people with the combat boot until Tyrus puts out Melendez and Snow with ease. Shera is out as well and it's Tommy Dreamer, in yellow polka dot pants, is in at #10. We currently have Dreamer, Tyrus, Robbie, Anderson and Jesse Godderz.
Dreamer gets in a low blow and cross body to put Tyrus down but Jesse dropkicks him in the face. Abyss is in at #11 and chokeslams Robbie. We get the showdown of the giants but since they haven't ripped off a WWE gag in a long time, Pope jumps off commentary to enter at #12. Pope looks at Abyss and Tyrus, turns around and eliminates himself. Well at least it was funny. Dreamer and Anderson load up superplexes but Abyss and Tyrus turn them into Towers of Doom in a nice spot. Totally scripted looking but nice.
Abyss and Tyrus do another big staredown and it's Tyrus getting the elimination, only to eat a double DDT from Dreamer and Robbie. Jesse and Robbie fight to the apron with Godderz grabbing a headscissors for the elimination. Anderson Mic Checks Dreamer and throws him out so it's Anderson vs. Godderz vs. Tyrus. Another Mic Check lets Anderson eliminate Jesse so it's Anderson vs. Tyrus in a regular match won by pin or submission.
Anderson picks Tyrus up for the Regal roll for two as Josh mentions that the winner of this can challenge for ANY title they want. That's a new rule for the match and Pope immediately asks why you would want to try for any other title. Anderson tries another slam but Tyrus grabs a quick slam and drops a splash for the pin at 24:30.
Post match Ethan comes out to say that he and Tyrus will be the next Tag Team Champions but Tyrus says he won this on his own. Therefore, he's coming for the World Heavyweight Championship of the World.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee
The Wolves are defending after taking the belts back from Meyers and Lee, who won with a Feast or Fired briefcase. Meyers and Lee attack to start but the Wolves take over on Brian with their smooth tandem offense. Brian gets Eddie into the corner and the challengers take over again with some hard stomps and a hair pull. Lee, billed as an internet sensation, pulls Eddie back to the corner and it's off to Brian for a chinlock.
Meyers starts grabbing the leg before it's back to Lee for a chinlock of his own. Eddie gets out with a Stunner but Brian breaks up a tag attempt. The chinlockery hour continues as the fans are trying to get into this. Eddie finally breaks free and dives over for the hot tag to Davey.
Everything breaks down and Eddie fights Meyers to the floor, leaving Davey to hit a handspring kick to the face. A t-bone suplex sends Lee outside and the Wolves hit stereo suicide dives in a nice spot. Back inside and Davey's top rope double stomp gets two on Trevor with Meyers making the save. Lee's German suplex gets a very close two on Eddie but it's a hurricanrana to put Lee down, leaving the Wolves to hit something like Chasing the Dragon for the pin on Trevor at 14:03.
Drew Galloway says he's in a No DQ match tonight and he's willing to kill himself to be champion.
King of the Mountain Title: Bobby Roode vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley, wearing a sweat band, is challenging after answering an open challenge on Wednesday. Feeling out process to start with Lashley countering Roode's wristlock into a headlock. Lashley's delayed vertical suplex gets two and he easily escapes the Roode Bomb. A German suplex puts Roode down and we hit the chinlock. They seem to have a lot of time to work with here.
Roode comes back with a Blockbuster for two before they trade spinebusters. A running elbow knocks Roode off the apron and he crashes shoulder first into the barricade. Back in and the shoulder acts up, allowing Lashley to score with a powerslam. The spear gets two and a quick Roode Bomb gets the same as we do the completely traditional trading of finishers.
Lashley powers out of the crossface and grabs a Kimura. That goes nowhere either so both guys hit the other's finisher for two each. They're just going through the main event tropes here and it's still not interesting after seeing it for years in WWE. Lashley pops back up and tries another Kimura, only to get countered into another Roode Bomb to retain Roode's title at 14:17.
Matt Hardy talks about growing up here in North Carolina and says nothing would be sweeter than winning the title in Charlotte. He'll have to settle for the suburbs but Matt has always been a second rate version of a main event star.
Billy Corgan comes out to show us highlights from Earl Hebner being inducted into the TNA Hall of Fame and a package on Earl's career.
Knockouts Title: Awesome Kong vs. Gail Kim
Kim is defending and these two have had a long rivalry over the years. Gail gets shoved down to start so she tries a headlock and gets thrown down again. You would think she would learn after the first time but wrestling rarely works that way. Kong nails a big clothesline as JB mentions that no one has had cell phone service in this building all day. Gail's cross body gets two and the announcers start talking about her celebrity chef husband.
Kong hooks a camel clutch before switching over to a cross armbreaker. Gail rolls out and cranks on a front facelock. Back up and Gail tries something like a reverse Black Widow (as in Gail is upside down), only to have Kong Samoan drop her for two. This is technically fine but really not interesting stuff so far. Kong blocks Gail's hurricanrana attempt and a middle rope splash gets two.
They head outside with Kong grabbing a chair but Gail's husband Robert Irvine yells at her to break it up. As Hebner tells Irvine to sit down, Kong gives Gail a release Implant Buster onto the chair. The spinning back fist gets two back inside but Gail gets out of the middle rope Implant Buster with a kick to the head. More kicks set up Eat Defeat to retain Gail's title at 10:05.
Jeff Hardy tells the creatures to mount up because nothing can save EC3.
Eric Young vs. Kurt Angle
This is a result of Young hurting Angle and Kurt coming back from injury to fight the crazy Eric. With no build, this is announced as a No DQ match. Young says he has no issue with crippling Kurt and taking away his livelihood but Kurt says this has been made No DQ, which the announcers already said. They head to the floor almost immediately with Angle in control, only to take it back in for a big belly to belly for two.
Young comes back with a piledriver and Angle rolls to the floor holding his head and neck. The match basically stops as medics come out to look at Angle. Kurt starts walking to the back but Young breaks it up and attacks the medics. Young throws Kurt back inside and hits him in the head with a chair. They head outside again and Angle grabs a German suplex to block a piledriver on the exposed concrete.
Back in and Kurt's neck gives out again but he's still able to flip Young off and roll some Germans. The Angle Slam gets two but Young pops up and sends him hard into the post twice in a row. The top rope elbow gets no cover as Young goes up for a second elbow drop to the back. Eric gets really evil and loads up a super piledriver, only to have Angle backdrop him out and grab the ankle lock. For some reason he lets go of the grapevine though and Eric gets the rope, only to have him pull Young back in for the grapevine again, making Young tap at 13:09.
The announcers preview the main event a bit.
Video on the main event and of course the audio messes up. These jokes write themselves.
TNA World Title: Matt Hardy vs. Ethan Carter III vs. Drew Galloway
Carter is defending and Jeff Hardy, Carter's former employee, is guest referee. As usual, JB says Drew is standing when he's kneeling. Tyrus tries to cheat thirty seconds in and gets ejected. Matt and Drew take turns punching Ethan in the corner and a clothesline puts the champ on the floor. Drew goes after Matt with some forearms to the back and a big headbutt as Ethan comes back in.
Carter knocks Matt out to the floor and stops to yell at Jeff for no apparent reason. A cravate slows Drew down but they trade cross bodies to drop both guys. Everyone gets back in but Matt and Ethan are quickly on the floor, allowing Drew to hit a big flip dive and take Hardy out. It's table time but Drew picks Ethan up and hits a White Noise onto the steps for a big thud. Matt makes the save and puts Drew on top of Ethan (there's no count for no apparent reason) for a double stack moonsault.
Ethan runs Jeff over by mistake and walks into the Side Effect but there's no one to count. Carter is up first and puts Drew on the table at ringside, only to suplex Matt from the apron through Galloway in a big crash. Back in and a TKO gets two on Matt but Drew comes back in and tries to pull Matt off the top. Hardy headbutts him into the Tree of Woe but Ethan comes of to make it a superplex, only to have Drew do a sit up to add a German superplex in an impressive spot.
Matt and Drew slug it out so Ethan gives them both the 1%er at the same time for two each. The fans aren't even reacting to these near falls and Jeff has barely been a factor so far. Ethan realizes that Jeff needs to get involved so he shoves the referee and demands a DQ. It's No DQ though so Ethan grabs a chair, only to have Jeff take it away. Ethan slaps him again so Jeff lays Carter out with a Twisting Stunner. Drew adds a running boot and Matt hits the Twist of Fate on Drew for the pin and the title at 20:01.
As for the match itself, it's nothing we haven't seen before. This
Ethan freaks out on Dixie in the back (because we NEEDED a Dixie cameo) and says she's dead to him.
Matt's wife and son get in, along with the Hardys' dad (who looks like he would rather be ANYWHERE else) to end the show.
Results
Tigre Uno b. DJZ, Andrew Everett and Manik Uno pulled down the title
Tyrus won a gauntlet match last eliminating Mr. Anderson
Wolves b. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee Brainbuster to Lee
Bobby Roode b. Bobby Lashley Roode Bomb
Gail Kim b. Awesome Kong Eat Defeat
Kurt Angle b. Eric Young Ankle lock
Matt Hardy b. Drew Galloway and Ethan Carter III Twist of Fate to Galloway
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
John Cena b. Xavier Woods via DQ when Kofi Kingston and Big E. interfered
New Day b. John Cena/Dudley Boyz Trouble in Paradise to D-Von
Big Show b. Mark Henry KO Punch
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Charlotte
Wyatt Family b. Prime Time Players Standing choke to O'Neil
Neville b. Stardust via DQ when King Barrett interfered
Randy Orton b. Bo Dallas RKO
Rusev b. Kevin Owens via DQ when Ryback interfered
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt went to a double countout
NXT
Samoa Joe/Finn Balor b. Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore Coup de Grace to Amore
Apollo Crews b. Johnny Gargano Standing moonsault
Dana Brooke/Emma b. Peyton Royce/Billie Kay Sitout Death Valley Driver to Royce
Tyler Breeze b. Tommaso Ciampa Killswitch
Impact Wrestling
Mahabali Sheera b. James Storm Sky High
Trevor Lee b. DJZ and Tommaso Ciampa Spinning powerslam to DJZ
Dollhouse b. Beautiful People Rollup to Rayne
Matt Hardy/Drew Galloway b. Tyrus/Ethan Carter III Big boot to Tyrus
Smackdown
Team BAD b. Team Bella Bank Statement to Nikki
Ryback b. Kevin Owens via countout
Lucha Dragons/Neville b. Ascension/Stardust Salida Del Sol to Konor
Kane/Dudley Boyz b. New Day/Seth Rollins 3D to Kingston
Madison Square Garden House Show
Dolph Ziggler/Randy Orton b. Rusev/Sheamus RKO to Sheamus
Neville b. Stardust Red Arrow
Team Bella b. Team PCB Rack Attack to Paige
Kevin Owens b. Chris Jericho Small package
Dudley Boyz b. New Day via DQ when Xavier Woods interfered
Brock Lesnar b. Big Show F5
John Cena b. Seth Rollins Attitude Adjustment
Bound For Glory 2015
Tigre Uno b. DJZ, Andrew Everett and Manik Uno pulled down the title
Tyrus won a gauntlet match last eliminating Mr. Anderson
Wolves b. Brian Meyers/Trevor Lee Brainbuster to Lee
Bobby Roode b. Bobby Lashley Roode Bomb
Gail Kim b. Awesome Kong Eat Defeat
Kurt Angle b. Eric Young Ankle lock
Matt Hardy b. Drew Galloway and Ethan Carter III Twist of Fate to Galloway