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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: May 30, 2016
Location: Resch Center, Green Bay, Wisconsin
Commentators: Michael Cole, Byron Saxton, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's a big night here as we have the return of John Cena since his injury late last year. At the same time though we're probably going to hear the first news about the new Brand Split as Raw and Smackdown will become stand alone shows again starting in July. A lot of the details are still up in the air at this point but it should be interesting either way. Let's get to it.
We open with a moment of silence for Memorial Day.
A bunch of wrestlers quote a Ronald Reagan speech on fallen troops.
Opening sequence.
Here's Shane McMahon to open things up but Stephanie comes out to join him before anything can be said. They mention the Brand Split and Smackdown moving to Tuesdays before New Day comes out for a chat. Big E. likes the idea of bringing the power of positivity to Raw and Smackdown (That's a lot of P's.) but then it turned into paranoia because the rosters might be split up. After making fun of Kofi for being the oldest member of the team (Woods: You were my favorite wrestler in middle school.), they get to the point: which show will New Day be on?
Stephanie dodges the question and New Day does a dramatic reenactment of Stephanie dodging it like an invisible ball. Woods goes insane and nearly starts crying over the team being split up and Francesca II being in a broken home. There's also no decision yet on who will be running which show so New Day thinks there should be a dance challenge. Stephanie isn't interested but Shane gets into it to a nice reaction. They finally get Stephanie to join in but the Vaudevillains cut her off.
Vaudevillains vs. New Day
Non-title and joined in progress with Cole welcoming us back to Smackdown. English gets stomped down in the corner as JBL tells us that a herd of unicorns is called a glory. We get the Unicorn Stampede but Gotch pulls Kofi's foot to give the villains control. Gotch headlocks Kofi and knocks him to the floor as we take a break after less than four minutes of action. Back with Kofi taking Gotch down and making the hot tag to Big E. for the overhead belly to belly suplexes on English. As this is going on though, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows run in to attack Kofi for the DQ at 8:54.
Anderson and Gallows lay out the champions post match.
Post break Anderson and Gallows say they've just put the tag team division on notice because they can do just as much damage without AJ.
We look back at Sheamus attacking Apollo Crews last week.
Crews is doing pushups when Big Show returns to say hello. Apollo says he's ready to fight Sheamus and Show can admire that. Show knows Crews will make it work because Sheamus is scared of the New Era.
Usos vs. Breezango
Golden Truth is on commentary with JBL ripping on them for being a horrible team. Truth: JBL they do not allow elephants in here. Fandango hammers on Jey to start but Breeze charges into a superkick on the floor. Back inside, Jey crucifixes Fandango for the pin at 1:48.
Golden Truth beats up Breezango.
Here's Roman Reigns for a chat. Reigns talks about how the Shield broke up a long time ago and until someone takes this title from his shoulder, he's still The Guy. This brings out Rollins for a fight but of course he doesn't get in the ring. Instead he grabs the mic and teases talking but throws the mic down and goes towards the ring instead. This happens five or six times before Rollins just leaves. The fans call this boring because they have the attention span of drunken goats and can't go three seconds without being entertained. Rollins sprints down the ramp one more time but stops at the apron again to wrap this up.
Trailer for Warcraft.
Rusev vs. Zack Ryder
Non-title. Rusev knees him in the ribs to start and drops Ryder with a clothesline. Ryder gets the knees up in the corner and drops Rusev with a middle rope dropkick. The Broski Boot connects for two but the Rough Ryder is easily countered and the Accolade makes Ryder tap at 2:31. That's the sixth time Rusev has made Ryder tap on Raw in just over two years and actually the longest Zack has ever lasted.
Rusev calls himself a real American hero but here's Titus O'Neil to interrupt. Titus says this is Memorial Day and drops Rusev to the floor with a single right hand.
The Shining Stars want us to come to Puerto Rico.
We get a video on Charlotte dropping Ric Flair with comments from various people. This aired on Smackdown.
Earlier today, Stephanie yelled at Charlotte for being a spoiled, selfish brat. She yells a bit more and there's no reaction from Charlotte as Stephanie collects her first set of lady balls. To recap, so far the first Women's Champion has been made to tap out to Natalya more than once, played second fiddle to Ric Flair and not been allowed to say a word when Stephanie, yes STEPHANIE MCMAHON, yelled about someone being a spoiled brat who didn't respect her father enough.
Enzo Amore/Big Cass vs. Dudley Boyz
Before the match, Cass lists off various types of cheese that he's putting on the knuckle sandwiches he's about to hand off. Bubba and Cass lock up to start but both Dudleyz are quickly sent to the floor as we take an early break. Back with Enzo in trouble (as expected) and eating an elbow to the jaw for daring to fight out of a neck crank.
Bubba comes in and drops some elbows for two before ripping at Enzo's face. We hit the chinlock from D-Von for a bit before the hot tag brings in Cass. The reverse 3D gets two on him though and Bubba goes up, only to have an Enzo distraction let Cass slam him down. D-Von takes the big boot and the Rocket Launcher gives Enzo the pin at 9:23.
Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose and Cesaro discuss their match against Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens and Alberto Del Rio. They're keeping an eye on their opponents but Dean doesn't seem to think much of Canadians. Sami: You know I'm Canadian right? Dean: ....Oh. That explains so much.
It's the top of the third hour and here's the returning John Cena. He looks at the mic and gives a speech about Memorial Day and is very glad that he's back home. However, he wants to thank everyone who has paid the ultimate price to keep our liberty safe. As for the business at hand tonight, the question is whether or not Cena still belongs here. That starts up a YES chant in quite the little surprise.
It's a New Era around here with a bunch of new names and new faces and all of them are thinking that Cena's best days are behind them. The name of this new era doesn't matter because Cena isn't going quietly into the night and the face that runs the place is back so the future must go through him.
Cue AJ Styles for something that would have been a dream match ten years ago. The fans are split (JBL: The WWE Universe is having fun right now!) until AJ says he's been waiting for this for a long time. He's always heard about Cena being the first in and the last out and now AJ wants to be the first man to welcome him back.
Cue Anderson and Gallows to as they're here for a fight. That sounds like a challenge but AJ blasts Cena in the face and the Club is back together. The big beatdown is on and AJ even goes back in three more times to keep beating on him. Even Anderson and Gallows pull him back.
Natalya vs. Dana Brooke
Charlotte is at ringside as this feud is somehow continuing. Natalya hits her in the corner but gets taken down, allowing Charlotte to yell a lot. Charlotte distracts her to break up the Sharpshooter and the Samoan Driver gives Dana the pin at 1:20.
Post match Becky Lynch runs in for the save.
Dolph Ziggler is ready to show off tonight against Baron Corbin in a technical wrestling match. Dean Malenko was the Man of 1000 Holds and on the WWE Network you can see Chris Jericho list off his 1004 holds. Well Ziggler knows 1005, which he starts to list. As expected, every other one is armbar. This uh, wasn't funny.
Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler
This is billed as a technical wrestling exhibition and Dolph puts on headgear. And there's a low blow to Baron for the DQ at 33 seconds.
The fans aren't sure how to react to this so Dolph says the loser of this match is still Baron Corbin.
Miz is on the set of his new movie and needs to get some rest before shooting starts.
Owens, Jericho and Del Rio bicker about the six man tag. They agree to work together but Jericho calls them both idiots after they leave.
Alberto Del Rio/Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn
Del Rio suplexes Cesaro to start but Cesaro runs to the floor for the running uppercut on Jericho. The Swing is blocked by a rope grab and Cesaro is taken outside for a triple team. Jericho stomps away as the fans chant STUPID IDIOT. Cesaro suplexes his way out and the hot tag brings in Sami to clean house with his clotheslines. The villains get in a fight on the floor and Sami scores with a big dive as we take a break.
Back with Owens dropping Sami ribs first over the top rope and getting two off the backsplash. Del Rio grabs the leg to stop a tag and it's back to Jericho who misses a Lionsault and bangs up his own knee. The Blue Thunder Bomb finally allows the hot tag off to Ambrose as house is cleaned again.
Jericho dives into a kick to the ribs but still blocks Dirty Deeds. Instead Dean hits the suicide dive to take Chris out, only to have Jericho grab a Codebreaker back inside. Owens wants the pin but only gets two. The Canadians start arguing so Cesaro knocks them together and Swings Jericho. Everyone comes in and Owens tries the Pop Up Powerbomb on Zayn, only to get caught in Dirty Deeds for the pin at 17:56.
Results
New Day b. Vaudevillains via DQ when Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows interfered
Usos b. Breezango Crucifix to Fandango
Rusev b. Zack Ryder Accolade
Enzo Amore/Big Cass b. Dudley Boyz Rocket Launcher to D-Von
Dana Brooke b. Natalya Samoan Driver
Baron Corbin b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler kicked him low
Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn b. Chris Jericho/Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds to Owens
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: May 31, 2016
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We're getting closer to Slammiversary and the card is set for the most part. After last wee's Hardy centric episode, tonight is about the World Title as Lashley and Drew Galloway get to choose each other's opponents in a Pick Your Poison series. Other than that it should be interesting to see what gets some focus heading into the pay per view. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's show, mainly focusing on Matt Hardy.
Dixie Carter is putting a mystery man in charge tonight.
Here are Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis (hokey smoke) to open things up. Mike knows that he's not in charge because he didn't hear from Dixie on AOL Instant Messenger or MySpace so he wants the boss to get out here right now. Of course it's Ethan Carter III and Bennett freezes. Ethan thinks Mike should have the night off tonight and Bennett doesn't seem to mind.
Actually what Ethan meant was a night off from wrestling because Mike will be cleaning the toilets all night. Maria freaks out but Ethan tells her to put a sock in it. Apparently she's gotten on management's nerves so tonight Ethan is reviewing her decisions to see if she's fired. Bennett threatens violence but Ethan throws them out anyway. Now it's time for Lashley, who teases a fight with Ethan but just wants to talk about Pick Your Poison with Drew Galloway. This brings out Galloway as we take a break.
We come back to see Ethan showing Mike the toilets he's in charge of and apparently there's quite the stench.
Back in the arena, Drew introduces Lashley's opponent.
Bram vs. Lashley
Non-title. Bram hammers away to start but Lashley pounds him down and takes it to the floor with Bram being sent into the barricade. Lashley takes too much time messing with his headband though and Bram comes back with a few shots to the face. The Brighter Side of Suffering is broken up so Lashley catches him with a spinebuster. Some clotheslines look to set up the spear but instead Lashley heads outside for a chair and that's a DQ at 6:19.
Post match Lashley spears Bram a few times until Galloway comes out for the save with a chair. Cue Eli Drake with his briefcase and you know what's going on.
King of the Mountain Title: Bram vs. Eli Drake
Bram is defending and kicks out at two at the bell. They slug it out in the corner until Drake hits a knee to the face and clothesline for the pin and the title at 1:01.
Raquel's latest lesson to the BroMans is to focus, which in this case means watching her walk around the pool in a swimsuit.
Mike Bennett is still cleaning toilets when Earl Hebner walks out of a stall. After a bit of swearing, Bennett is now a referee.
Drake drinks champagne and abuses people backstage.
We go to the Hardy Family Estate where Matt has invited Jeff for the contract signing.
BroMans vs. Tyrus/Rockstar Spud
Bennett is referee and the winners here get a title shot at Slammiversary. Robbie punches Spud to start and it's off to Tyrus without a tag but Bennett says it's fine. Jesse gets beaten down by both villains as the announcers talk about how Tyrus and Spud have nothing to do without Matt Hardy being around. A Raquel distraction lets Jesse come in and beat up Spud, setting up the BroDown. The Adonis Lock makes Spud tap at 4:03.
Maria, in a different outfit, is on the phone with Billy Corgan about how Ethan is screwing this place up. Ethan comes up and hangs up the phone. They're about to head to the ring where he'll settle this whole ordeal between Gail and Maria.
Clip of Jeff Hardy driving his motorcycle to Matt's estate.
Ethan is in the ring as Maria, Allie and Sienna come down. The other two (Girl A and Girl B according to Ethan) are asked to leave as Ethan brings Gail Kim down. The result is going to be a match between the two of them at Slammiversary, which is what Gail has wanted from the beginning. As for tonight though, Gail has a partner and since Maria has two women on her team, we'll have a tag match right now.
Gail Kim/Jade vs. Sienna/Allie
Allie screeches a lot as Gail and Sienna slug it out to start. A shot from Allie lets Sienna take over as the screeching continues. Sienna and Allie hit a double slam on Gail for two before it's off to Jade to kick Sienna down. A missile dropkick gets two on Sienna but Allie tags herself in and tries to talk her way out of getting beaten up. That earns her forearms and a kick to the head as Sienna comes back in, only to Eats Defeat, followed by Jade package piledriving Allie in the face for the pin at 5:17.
We go back to the estate where Matt is playing the piano when Jeff comes in. Matt talks about this place being their genesis and walks away.
Back in the arena, Bennett freaks out on Ethan because he's not a janitor or a referee. Bennett: And my wife isn't a wrestler. Ethan gives him a match tonight and hopefully his opponent is sober.
James Storm vs. Mike Bennett
Joined in progress with Bennett in street clothes and getting two off a clothesline. We're already off to a chinlock for a bit before Storm makes his comeback with right hands and clotheslines. Storm hits the Eye of the Storm and looks to set up the Last Call but Maria distracts him with a beer. Somehow this works on a former World Champion and a slap to the face lets Bennett grab a rollup for the pin at 5:55.
Post match Ethan says he's coming for Bennett at Slammiversary.
Here's Al Snow to a BORING chant to talk about how he's looking for talent over in England. This brings out Baron Dax and Basile Baraka (Marcus Louis and Sylvester LeFort), now collectively known as the Tribunal. Both of them talk about how they're bringing talent and class back to wrestling. Snow yells about wanting to get rid of weapons unlike Grado, who he beat with a single wrestling move last week.
We see him pinning Grado after a Snow Plow, but here are Grado and Mahabali Shera to show us the full footage, including Snow using a trashcan lid. Snow goes off about how kids these days can doctor footage on any computer. Somehow parents are brought into this and Snow says Shera's mom loves him. The fight is on and Snow hits Grado and Shera with a chair so the beatdown can be on.
Braxton Sutter (Pepper Parks) talks about how most people get their big break earlier but the day he was offered a contract was one of the best days of his life. He doesn't have a story of when he started watching wrestling because it's always been there for him. His goal is to be World Heavyweight Champion and he'll start anywhere. This was a serious speech but had some emotion to it in a nice moment.
We run down the pay per view card.
Back to the Hardy estate where Matt says this must all end where it began. Jeff follows him into a barn where there's a ring set up. Josh says stay tuned to find out if the match was signed. I'm sure that's why they just advertised it on the pay per view rundown.
Lashley comes out to announce Drew's opponent.
Drew Galloway vs. Decay
As in all three members. Drew fights both men at the same time but can't bring himself to punch Rosemary. That allows the numbers game to take over with Drew being sent to the floor for a big beatdown, including a whip head first into the post. Back inside and the guys take turns hitting Drew in the face until Galloway starts his comeback. Rosemary comes in and almost eats the Futureshock. The Claymore is caught in a chokeslam for two so it's Janice time. Cue Lashley to spear Abyss by mistake, allowing Galloway to Claymore and Futureshock Steve for the pin at 6:21.
Enough of the World Title though as it's time to go back to the Hardys. Matt says this must end where it all began, which apparently is the ring in the barn. Jeff goes to get in but Matt rolls outside to a small table. Jeff wants this to end but here's Reby to throw a fake baby at him. Matt hits Jeff with something made of glass and gives him a Side Effect (IN FREAKING SLOW MOTION) through the table. Matt promises that this will end at Slammiversary.
Results
Bram b. Lashley via DQ when Lashley used a chair
Eli Drake b. Bram Clothesline
BroMans b. Rockstar Spud/Tyrus Adonis Lock to Spud
Gail Kim/Jade b. Sienna/Allie Package piledriver to Allie
Mike Bennett b. James Storm Rollup
Drew Galloway b. Lashley Futureshock to Steve
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 1, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's one week before Takeover: Revenge/The End and the big stories are all set. Last week saw the addition of Austin Aries vs. Shinsuke Nakamura in what could be a show stealing classic to go along with the announcement of Nia Jax as the new #1 contender to the Women's Title. Expect a hard sell on the NXT Title match tonight. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Here's the Revival for an opening chat. They want to become the first two time NXT Tag Team Champions and they're going to hit American Alpha really hard next week. Dawson keeps talking until Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano interrupt. They want the titles too but Dawson tells them that they're just good hands.
Revival is going to take care of business but Ciampa wants to know if it's going to be like they took care of business in Dallas. That doesn't bother Revival because at least they've won something. They walk away but Gargano and Ciampa want to fight and it's a double dropkick to put Revival on the floor again.
Shinsuke Nakamura thinks Austin Aries will bow down to the king next week.
Tye Dillinger vs. Buddy Murphy
Murphy is alone here but has his first name back. Dillinger works on the arm to start and it's a standoff with Tye flashing tens. It's down to the mat with Dillinger working on the arm even more. Back up and Murphy scores with an elbow to the jaw before cranking on a chinlock. We're told that Revival vs. Gargano/Ciampa will take place tonight before Tye gets in a Thesz press of all things. A superkick sets up ten (of course) punches in the corner followed by an AA onto an exposed knee to give Dillinger the pin at 5:10.
Earlier today Corey Graves sat down with Samoa Joe and Finn Balor. Finn can't believe the loss in Massachusetts happened and his world came crumbling down. It was his job to fight every night as champion though and he was beaten on that night. Joe says he finally got the title shot he deserved after all the hoops NXT made him jump through. Finn thinks that sounds like entitlement but Joe says he was Finn's partner in the Dusty Classic.
Indeed he was but then Joe wasn't willing to give him a title shot (yeah he was) so Balor brings up all the time they've spent together over the years with Joe, including being at his wedding. Joe says he's been successful everywhere but Finn interprets this as Joe thinking he hasn't done anything. Balor says he's coming for the title and a fight almost breaks out right here before we cut away. Good stuff here but this is something NXT is just awesome at every time.
Elias Samson vs. Austin Aries
Aries takes him down by the arm to start and puts his knee on Samson's face while working on an armbar. A dropkick gets two and it's right back to the armbar. Samson fights up and grabs a chinlock, only to get suplexed right back down. Austin sends him outside for a suicide dive before the running dropkick sets up the Last Chancery for the submission at 3:26.
Post match Aries says he's going to put the spotlight on himself next week.
Andrade Cien Almas vignette. He'll be at Takeover.
Revival vs. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa
Dawson headlocks Gargano to start but takes some fast armdrags before it's off to Ciampa for a running kick to the head. Dash comes in for a slugout but gets sent to the floor. Ciampa goes after him and eats a hard clothesline as we take a break. Back with Dash working on Ciampa's leg before it's off to Dawson to stay on the injury. That lasts all of ten seconds before Ciampa breaks free and brings in Gargano for a kick to the head. Everything breaks down and it's Gargano and Dawson left in the ring. Dawson takes him up top for a superplex but Gargano locks their legs together on the landing to pin Scott at 10:29.
Post match Revival beats Ciampa down and load up the same move they used to hurt Big Cass' knee. American Alpha runs out for the save just in time.
It's time for the contract signing between Nia Jax and Asuka. Nia says she broke the heart of NXT and now she's going to break Asuka. She isn't scared of the champ and signs. Asuka says Nia talks too much and if she's not scared, she certainly should be. The fight is on and Nia plants her with a powerbomb to end the show.
Results
Tye Dillinger b. Buddy Murphy Fireman's carry backbreaker
Austin Aries b. Elias Samson Last Chancery
Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa b. Revival Small package to Dawson
Thursday
Smackdown
Date: June 2, 2016
Location: BMO Harris Bank Center, Rockford, Illinois
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Mauro Ranallo, Byron Saxton
Things are rapidly changing around here as we have the new Brand Split in less than two months. More importantly for now however is the freshly heel AJ Styles who has set his sights on the returning John Cena, likely setting up a huge showdown at Money in the Bank. This show will likely focus on the build towards the ladder match so let's get to it.
The opening recap focuses on AJ Styles and the Band reuniting on Monday and Styles turning full heel.
Opening sequence.
Here's the New Day to open the show. Woods mentions Smackdown going live on July 19 and then it's time to talk about the Club. Yeah they're big and tough but they'll never be your WWE World Tag Team Champions. This brings out Gallows and Anderson with New Day asking what kind of club they are exactly. Do they meet in a tree house? Do you have to pay dues?
New Day wants a fight but the Club says no. Woods: They don't want none. Cue AJ to say the WWE belongs to the Club but Kofi doesn't seem to get that. Kofi lists off all their accomplishments and laughs that AJ took ten years to get here. AJ talks about what he did to Cena but gets a NEW DAY ROCKS chant.
Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte
Non-title. Becky sends her into the ropes to start before Charlotte reverses in the corner and grabs a neckbreaker. Dana offers a distraction and Charlotte kicks Becky in the face to put her on the floor as we take an early break. Back with Becky hitting a running forearm in the corner and getting two off the exploder suplex.
Becky misses a knee though and hurts her leg (Did the Flair family find a lucky charm a long time ago or something? It's uncanny how many in match knee injuries their opponents have.) but it doesn't seem to bother her that much. Instead Becky grabs a triangle choke but gets lifted into a Batista Bomb for two. Charlotte misses the moonsault but lands on her feet anyway, only to have the Figure Eight countered into the Disarm-Her, drawing in Dana for the DQ at 8:45.
Post match Natalya comes out but Charlotte and Dana get away before they can be put in submissions.
Dean Ambrose and Sami Zayn are having a friendly argument in the back when Kevin Owens and Alberto Del Rio come up with Owens saying Sami is trying to manipulate Ambrose. Owens: He's Canadian remember? You can't trust him. More trash is talked and Dean wants to fight now instead of waiting for their scheduled tag match later.
Golden Truth vs. Dudley Boyz
Breezango is in the VIP area. The Goldust music hits and the Golden Truth graphics come on but the Dudley Boyz video is still playing. Truth's remix now has the lyrics on screen with a bouncing Goldust head telling you what to say. Also it's apparently Goldentruth. Truth drives Bubba into the corner to start and a double suplex puts the big man down. The Dudleyz take over and D-Von's spinning elbow to the jaw gets two. Everything breaks down and Goldust catches D-Von with a spinebuster, only to have Tyler get on the apron for a distraction. Goldust goes to deal with him but gets rolled up by D-Von for the pin at 4:04.
Post match Breezango laughs at Golden Truth. Fandango: Just like a game of shooty hoops, three strikes and you're out!
Recap of Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler.
Corbin is standing outside because he won't grace the fans with his presence after they cheered what happened on Monday. The next time he comes into a WWE arena, it's to end Dolph Ziggler. Or on Raw next week.
Dean Ambrose/Sami Zayn vs. Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens
Owens goes after Sami to start before it's quickly off to Del Rio, who is rolled up for two. Dean comes in for a shot to the ribs and it's right back to Sami but he walks into a Backstabber for another two. Owens is happy to come in and pick Sami's bones but quickly hands it back to Del Rio for a kick to the ribs. The fast tags continue as Dean is brought back in to dive on Del Rio as we take a break.
Back with Alberto stomping on Dean's chest in the corner before the heels take Ambrose outside for a beating. Unfortunately it's in front of the announcers' table so Sami flip dives onto both of them. Sami gets pulled off the apron though and the beatdown continues on Dean, only to have him escape the armbreaker. The Dirty Deeds attempt is broken up though and the running enziguri hits Owens instead. Sami gets the tag and scores with the Helluva Kick to put Del Rio away at 9:24.
Post match Owens grabs a headset and says he's tired of his partners screwing things up. He goes under the ring and finds a ladder so he can climb up and pull down the briefcase, only to have Cesaro run down and hit the spinning uppercut while still wearing his suit. Cesaro climbs the ladder and pulls down the briefcase instead.
Jack Swagger vs. Rusev
Non-title and Rusev attacks before Jack can get in the ring. Swagger says ring the bell and has the Patriot Lock on about two seconds in. Rusev bails to the floor and eats a hard clothesline but Jack's shoulder is banged up from the attack. Back in and Swagger makes a quick comeback but misses the running Vader Bomb. Instead he clotheslines Rusev again with the shoulder mostly fine. Rusev escapes another Patriot Lock attempt and sends Swagger outside for a whip into the steps. The Accolade is countered into the Patriot Lock but Rusev gets the rope and puts on the Accolade so Jack can pass out at 4:43.
Rusev won't let go until Titus O'Neil runs out for the save.
Bob Backlund asks Darren Young for a training update. Young says his running has been great so far but Backlund only wants him running in case he misses the bus. Apparently Backlund has stolen Young's car keys and Young can walk to the next town in eight hours. Backlund: And if you get there any faster, I'll know you ran! I freaking love these things.
We look at Rollins and Reigns not fighting on Raw.
AJ Styles vs. Kofi Kingston
Kofi flips him away to start but AJ snaps off some armdrags and poses a bit. The announcers speculate that the Club's breakup was staged to set Cena up, which is a better explanation than I would give it. Kofi takes him into the corner for a basement dropkick and that means it's time for a musical interlude. All six guys get in and it's a standoff until we take a break.
Back with Kofi elbowing Styles in the jaw and putting on an armbar. Styles is sent to the floor and it's a standoff between New Day and the Club, allowing AJ to post Kofi to take over. Woods starts running his mouth and apparently motivates Kofi to get in a jawbreaker, only to have Styles hit that strike rush of his to drop Kingston again. Kofi grabs a monkey flip of all things to put Styles down.
The Boom Drop makes a rare appearance and something like a knee drop to a standing AJ gets two. Styles is sent to the apron and Woods starts playing some trombone, causing AJ to miss the Phenomenal Forearm. The SOS gives Kofi two but the Club and New Day get into it at ringside. Kofi dives over the top to take out Gallows, only to have AJ score with the Pele coming back in. The Styles Clash gives AJ the pin at 13:35.
Results
Becky Lynch b. Charlotte via DQ when Dana Brooke interfered
Dudley Boyz b. Golden Truth Rollup to Goldust
Sami Zayn/Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens/Alberto Del Rio Helluva Kick to Del Rio
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Styles Clash
Friday
Nothing.
Saturday
Muhammad Ali has passed away at 74. He refereed the main event of the first Wrestlemania and fought Antonio Inoki in the Boxer vs. Wrestler match in 1976.
Brock Lesnar will be fighting at UFC 200. This does not mean he has left WWE.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
New Day b. Vaudevillains via DQ when Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows interfered
Usos b. Breezango Crucifix to Fandango
Rusev b. Zack Ryder Accolade
Enzo Amore/Big Cass b. Dudley Boyz Rocket Launcher to D-Von
Dana Brooke b. Natalya Samoan Driver
Baron Corbin b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler kicked him low
Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn b. Chris Jericho/Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds to Owens
Impact Wrestling
Bram b. Lashley via DQ when Lashley used a chair
Eli Drake b. Bram Clothesline
BroMans b. Rockstar Spud/Tyrus Adonis Lock to Spud
Gail Kim/Jade b. Sienna/Allie Package piledriver to Allie
Mike Bennett b. James Storm Rollup
Drew Galloway b. Lashley Futureshock to Steve
NXT
Tye Dillinger b. Buddy Murphy Fireman's carry backbreaker
Austin Aries b. Elias Samson Last Chancery
Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa b. Revival Small package to Dawson
Smackdown
Becky Lynch b. Charlotte via DQ when Dana Brooke interfered
Dudley Boyz b. Golden Truth Rollup to Goldust
Sami Zayn/Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens/Alberto Del Rio Helluva Kick to Del Rio
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Styles Clash
Monday Night Raw
Date: May 30, 2016
Location: Resch Center, Green Bay, Wisconsin
Commentators: Michael Cole, Byron Saxton, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's a big night here as we have the return of John Cena since his injury late last year. At the same time though we're probably going to hear the first news about the new Brand Split as Raw and Smackdown will become stand alone shows again starting in July. A lot of the details are still up in the air at this point but it should be interesting either way. Let's get to it.
We open with a moment of silence for Memorial Day.
A bunch of wrestlers quote a Ronald Reagan speech on fallen troops.
Opening sequence.
Here's Shane McMahon to open things up but Stephanie comes out to join him before anything can be said. They mention the Brand Split and Smackdown moving to Tuesdays before New Day comes out for a chat. Big E. likes the idea of bringing the power of positivity to Raw and Smackdown (That's a lot of P's.) but then it turned into paranoia because the rosters might be split up. After making fun of Kofi for being the oldest member of the team (Woods: You were my favorite wrestler in middle school.), they get to the point: which show will New Day be on?
Stephanie dodges the question and New Day does a dramatic reenactment of Stephanie dodging it like an invisible ball. Woods goes insane and nearly starts crying over the team being split up and Francesca II being in a broken home. There's also no decision yet on who will be running which show so New Day thinks there should be a dance challenge. Stephanie isn't interested but Shane gets into it to a nice reaction. They finally get Stephanie to join in but the Vaudevillains cut her off.
Vaudevillains vs. New Day
Non-title and joined in progress with Cole welcoming us back to Smackdown. English gets stomped down in the corner as JBL tells us that a herd of unicorns is called a glory. We get the Unicorn Stampede but Gotch pulls Kofi's foot to give the villains control. Gotch headlocks Kofi and knocks him to the floor as we take a break after less than four minutes of action. Back with Kofi taking Gotch down and making the hot tag to Big E. for the overhead belly to belly suplexes on English. As this is going on though, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows run in to attack Kofi for the DQ at 8:54.
Anderson and Gallows lay out the champions post match.
Post break Anderson and Gallows say they've just put the tag team division on notice because they can do just as much damage without AJ.
We look back at Sheamus attacking Apollo Crews last week.
Crews is doing pushups when Big Show returns to say hello. Apollo says he's ready to fight Sheamus and Show can admire that. Show knows Crews will make it work because Sheamus is scared of the New Era.
Usos vs. Breezango
Golden Truth is on commentary with JBL ripping on them for being a horrible team. Truth: JBL they do not allow elephants in here. Fandango hammers on Jey to start but Breeze charges into a superkick on the floor. Back inside, Jey crucifixes Fandango for the pin at 1:48.
Golden Truth beats up Breezango.
Here's Roman Reigns for a chat. Reigns talks about how the Shield broke up a long time ago and until someone takes this title from his shoulder, he's still The Guy. This brings out Rollins for a fight but of course he doesn't get in the ring. Instead he grabs the mic and teases talking but throws the mic down and goes towards the ring instead. This happens five or six times before Rollins just leaves. The fans call this boring because they have the attention span of drunken goats and can't go three seconds without being entertained. Rollins sprints down the ramp one more time but stops at the apron again to wrap this up.
Trailer for Warcraft.
Rusev vs. Zack Ryder
Non-title. Rusev knees him in the ribs to start and drops Ryder with a clothesline. Ryder gets the knees up in the corner and drops Rusev with a middle rope dropkick. The Broski Boot connects for two but the Rough Ryder is easily countered and the Accolade makes Ryder tap at 2:31. That's the sixth time Rusev has made Ryder tap on Raw in just over two years and actually the longest Zack has ever lasted.
Rusev calls himself a real American hero but here's Titus O'Neil to interrupt. Titus says this is Memorial Day and drops Rusev to the floor with a single right hand.
The Shining Stars want us to come to Puerto Rico.
We get a video on Charlotte dropping Ric Flair with comments from various people. This aired on Smackdown.
Earlier today, Stephanie yelled at Charlotte for being a spoiled, selfish brat. She yells a bit more and there's no reaction from Charlotte as Stephanie collects her first set of lady balls. To recap, so far the first Women's Champion has been made to tap out to Natalya more than once, played second fiddle to Ric Flair and not been allowed to say a word when Stephanie, yes STEPHANIE MCMAHON, yelled about someone being a spoiled brat who didn't respect her father enough.
Enzo Amore/Big Cass vs. Dudley Boyz
Before the match, Cass lists off various types of cheese that he's putting on the knuckle sandwiches he's about to hand off. Bubba and Cass lock up to start but both Dudleyz are quickly sent to the floor as we take an early break. Back with Enzo in trouble (as expected) and eating an elbow to the jaw for daring to fight out of a neck crank.
Bubba comes in and drops some elbows for two before ripping at Enzo's face. We hit the chinlock from D-Von for a bit before the hot tag brings in Cass. The reverse 3D gets two on him though and Bubba goes up, only to have an Enzo distraction let Cass slam him down. D-Von takes the big boot and the Rocket Launcher gives Enzo the pin at 9:23.
Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose and Cesaro discuss their match against Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens and Alberto Del Rio. They're keeping an eye on their opponents but Dean doesn't seem to think much of Canadians. Sami: You know I'm Canadian right? Dean: ....Oh. That explains so much.
It's the top of the third hour and here's the returning John Cena. He looks at the mic and gives a speech about Memorial Day and is very glad that he's back home. However, he wants to thank everyone who has paid the ultimate price to keep our liberty safe. As for the business at hand tonight, the question is whether or not Cena still belongs here. That starts up a YES chant in quite the little surprise.
It's a New Era around here with a bunch of new names and new faces and all of them are thinking that Cena's best days are behind them. The name of this new era doesn't matter because Cena isn't going quietly into the night and the face that runs the place is back so the future must go through him.
Cue AJ Styles for something that would have been a dream match ten years ago. The fans are split (JBL: The WWE Universe is having fun right now!) until AJ says he's been waiting for this for a long time. He's always heard about Cena being the first in and the last out and now AJ wants to be the first man to welcome him back.
Cue Anderson and Gallows to as they're here for a fight. That sounds like a challenge but AJ blasts Cena in the face and the Club is back together. The big beatdown is on and AJ even goes back in three more times to keep beating on him. Even Anderson and Gallows pull him back.
Natalya vs. Dana Brooke
Charlotte is at ringside as this feud is somehow continuing. Natalya hits her in the corner but gets taken down, allowing Charlotte to yell a lot. Charlotte distracts her to break up the Sharpshooter and the Samoan Driver gives Dana the pin at 1:20.
Post match Becky Lynch runs in for the save.
Dolph Ziggler is ready to show off tonight against Baron Corbin in a technical wrestling match. Dean Malenko was the Man of 1000 Holds and on the WWE Network you can see Chris Jericho list off his 1004 holds. Well Ziggler knows 1005, which he starts to list. As expected, every other one is armbar. This uh, wasn't funny.
Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler
This is billed as a technical wrestling exhibition and Dolph puts on headgear. And there's a low blow to Baron for the DQ at 33 seconds.
The fans aren't sure how to react to this so Dolph says the loser of this match is still Baron Corbin.
Miz is on the set of his new movie and needs to get some rest before shooting starts.
Owens, Jericho and Del Rio bicker about the six man tag. They agree to work together but Jericho calls them both idiots after they leave.
Alberto Del Rio/Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn
Del Rio suplexes Cesaro to start but Cesaro runs to the floor for the running uppercut on Jericho. The Swing is blocked by a rope grab and Cesaro is taken outside for a triple team. Jericho stomps away as the fans chant STUPID IDIOT. Cesaro suplexes his way out and the hot tag brings in Sami to clean house with his clotheslines. The villains get in a fight on the floor and Sami scores with a big dive as we take a break.
Back with Owens dropping Sami ribs first over the top rope and getting two off the backsplash. Del Rio grabs the leg to stop a tag and it's back to Jericho who misses a Lionsault and bangs up his own knee. The Blue Thunder Bomb finally allows the hot tag off to Ambrose as house is cleaned again.
Jericho dives into a kick to the ribs but still blocks Dirty Deeds. Instead Dean hits the suicide dive to take Chris out, only to have Jericho grab a Codebreaker back inside. Owens wants the pin but only gets two. The Canadians start arguing so Cesaro knocks them together and Swings Jericho. Everyone comes in and Owens tries the Pop Up Powerbomb on Zayn, only to get caught in Dirty Deeds for the pin at 17:56.
Results
New Day b. Vaudevillains via DQ when Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows interfered
Usos b. Breezango Crucifix to Fandango
Rusev b. Zack Ryder Accolade
Enzo Amore/Big Cass b. Dudley Boyz Rocket Launcher to D-Von
Dana Brooke b. Natalya Samoan Driver
Baron Corbin b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler kicked him low
Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn b. Chris Jericho/Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds to Owens
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: May 31, 2016
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We're getting closer to Slammiversary and the card is set for the most part. After last wee's Hardy centric episode, tonight is about the World Title as Lashley and Drew Galloway get to choose each other's opponents in a Pick Your Poison series. Other than that it should be interesting to see what gets some focus heading into the pay per view. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's show, mainly focusing on Matt Hardy.
Dixie Carter is putting a mystery man in charge tonight.
Here are Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis (hokey smoke) to open things up. Mike knows that he's not in charge because he didn't hear from Dixie on AOL Instant Messenger or MySpace so he wants the boss to get out here right now. Of course it's Ethan Carter III and Bennett freezes. Ethan thinks Mike should have the night off tonight and Bennett doesn't seem to mind.
Actually what Ethan meant was a night off from wrestling because Mike will be cleaning the toilets all night. Maria freaks out but Ethan tells her to put a sock in it. Apparently she's gotten on management's nerves so tonight Ethan is reviewing her decisions to see if she's fired. Bennett threatens violence but Ethan throws them out anyway. Now it's time for Lashley, who teases a fight with Ethan but just wants to talk about Pick Your Poison with Drew Galloway. This brings out Galloway as we take a break.
We come back to see Ethan showing Mike the toilets he's in charge of and apparently there's quite the stench.
Back in the arena, Drew introduces Lashley's opponent.
Bram vs. Lashley
Non-title. Bram hammers away to start but Lashley pounds him down and takes it to the floor with Bram being sent into the barricade. Lashley takes too much time messing with his headband though and Bram comes back with a few shots to the face. The Brighter Side of Suffering is broken up so Lashley catches him with a spinebuster. Some clotheslines look to set up the spear but instead Lashley heads outside for a chair and that's a DQ at 6:19.
Post match Lashley spears Bram a few times until Galloway comes out for the save with a chair. Cue Eli Drake with his briefcase and you know what's going on.
King of the Mountain Title: Bram vs. Eli Drake
Bram is defending and kicks out at two at the bell. They slug it out in the corner until Drake hits a knee to the face and clothesline for the pin and the title at 1:01.
Raquel's latest lesson to the BroMans is to focus, which in this case means watching her walk around the pool in a swimsuit.
Mike Bennett is still cleaning toilets when Earl Hebner walks out of a stall. After a bit of swearing, Bennett is now a referee.
Drake drinks champagne and abuses people backstage.
We go to the Hardy Family Estate where Matt has invited Jeff for the contract signing.
BroMans vs. Tyrus/Rockstar Spud
Bennett is referee and the winners here get a title shot at Slammiversary. Robbie punches Spud to start and it's off to Tyrus without a tag but Bennett says it's fine. Jesse gets beaten down by both villains as the announcers talk about how Tyrus and Spud have nothing to do without Matt Hardy being around. A Raquel distraction lets Jesse come in and beat up Spud, setting up the BroDown. The Adonis Lock makes Spud tap at 4:03.
Maria, in a different outfit, is on the phone with Billy Corgan about how Ethan is screwing this place up. Ethan comes up and hangs up the phone. They're about to head to the ring where he'll settle this whole ordeal between Gail and Maria.
Clip of Jeff Hardy driving his motorcycle to Matt's estate.
Ethan is in the ring as Maria, Allie and Sienna come down. The other two (Girl A and Girl B according to Ethan) are asked to leave as Ethan brings Gail Kim down. The result is going to be a match between the two of them at Slammiversary, which is what Gail has wanted from the beginning. As for tonight though, Gail has a partner and since Maria has two women on her team, we'll have a tag match right now.
Gail Kim/Jade vs. Sienna/Allie
Allie screeches a lot as Gail and Sienna slug it out to start. A shot from Allie lets Sienna take over as the screeching continues. Sienna and Allie hit a double slam on Gail for two before it's off to Jade to kick Sienna down. A missile dropkick gets two on Sienna but Allie tags herself in and tries to talk her way out of getting beaten up. That earns her forearms and a kick to the head as Sienna comes back in, only to Eats Defeat, followed by Jade package piledriving Allie in the face for the pin at 5:17.
We go back to the estate where Matt is playing the piano when Jeff comes in. Matt talks about this place being their genesis and walks away.
Back in the arena, Bennett freaks out on Ethan because he's not a janitor or a referee. Bennett: And my wife isn't a wrestler. Ethan gives him a match tonight and hopefully his opponent is sober.
James Storm vs. Mike Bennett
Joined in progress with Bennett in street clothes and getting two off a clothesline. We're already off to a chinlock for a bit before Storm makes his comeback with right hands and clotheslines. Storm hits the Eye of the Storm and looks to set up the Last Call but Maria distracts him with a beer. Somehow this works on a former World Champion and a slap to the face lets Bennett grab a rollup for the pin at 5:55.
Post match Ethan says he's coming for Bennett at Slammiversary.
Here's Al Snow to a BORING chant to talk about how he's looking for talent over in England. This brings out Baron Dax and Basile Baraka (Marcus Louis and Sylvester LeFort), now collectively known as the Tribunal. Both of them talk about how they're bringing talent and class back to wrestling. Snow yells about wanting to get rid of weapons unlike Grado, who he beat with a single wrestling move last week.
We see him pinning Grado after a Snow Plow, but here are Grado and Mahabali Shera to show us the full footage, including Snow using a trashcan lid. Snow goes off about how kids these days can doctor footage on any computer. Somehow parents are brought into this and Snow says Shera's mom loves him. The fight is on and Snow hits Grado and Shera with a chair so the beatdown can be on.
Braxton Sutter (Pepper Parks) talks about how most people get their big break earlier but the day he was offered a contract was one of the best days of his life. He doesn't have a story of when he started watching wrestling because it's always been there for him. His goal is to be World Heavyweight Champion and he'll start anywhere. This was a serious speech but had some emotion to it in a nice moment.
We run down the pay per view card.
Back to the Hardy estate where Matt says this must all end where it began. Jeff follows him into a barn where there's a ring set up. Josh says stay tuned to find out if the match was signed. I'm sure that's why they just advertised it on the pay per view rundown.
Lashley comes out to announce Drew's opponent.
Drew Galloway vs. Decay
As in all three members. Drew fights both men at the same time but can't bring himself to punch Rosemary. That allows the numbers game to take over with Drew being sent to the floor for a big beatdown, including a whip head first into the post. Back inside and the guys take turns hitting Drew in the face until Galloway starts his comeback. Rosemary comes in and almost eats the Futureshock. The Claymore is caught in a chokeslam for two so it's Janice time. Cue Lashley to spear Abyss by mistake, allowing Galloway to Claymore and Futureshock Steve for the pin at 6:21.
Enough of the World Title though as it's time to go back to the Hardys. Matt says this must end where it all began, which apparently is the ring in the barn. Jeff goes to get in but Matt rolls outside to a small table. Jeff wants this to end but here's Reby to throw a fake baby at him. Matt hits Jeff with something made of glass and gives him a Side Effect (IN FREAKING SLOW MOTION) through the table. Matt promises that this will end at Slammiversary.
Results
Bram b. Lashley via DQ when Lashley used a chair
Eli Drake b. Bram Clothesline
BroMans b. Rockstar Spud/Tyrus Adonis Lock to Spud
Gail Kim/Jade b. Sienna/Allie Package piledriver to Allie
Mike Bennett b. James Storm Rollup
Drew Galloway b. Lashley Futureshock to Steve
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 1, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's one week before Takeover: Revenge/The End and the big stories are all set. Last week saw the addition of Austin Aries vs. Shinsuke Nakamura in what could be a show stealing classic to go along with the announcement of Nia Jax as the new #1 contender to the Women's Title. Expect a hard sell on the NXT Title match tonight. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Here's the Revival for an opening chat. They want to become the first two time NXT Tag Team Champions and they're going to hit American Alpha really hard next week. Dawson keeps talking until Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano interrupt. They want the titles too but Dawson tells them that they're just good hands.
Revival is going to take care of business but Ciampa wants to know if it's going to be like they took care of business in Dallas. That doesn't bother Revival because at least they've won something. They walk away but Gargano and Ciampa want to fight and it's a double dropkick to put Revival on the floor again.
Shinsuke Nakamura thinks Austin Aries will bow down to the king next week.
Tye Dillinger vs. Buddy Murphy
Murphy is alone here but has his first name back. Dillinger works on the arm to start and it's a standoff with Tye flashing tens. It's down to the mat with Dillinger working on the arm even more. Back up and Murphy scores with an elbow to the jaw before cranking on a chinlock. We're told that Revival vs. Gargano/Ciampa will take place tonight before Tye gets in a Thesz press of all things. A superkick sets up ten (of course) punches in the corner followed by an AA onto an exposed knee to give Dillinger the pin at 5:10.
Earlier today Corey Graves sat down with Samoa Joe and Finn Balor. Finn can't believe the loss in Massachusetts happened and his world came crumbling down. It was his job to fight every night as champion though and he was beaten on that night. Joe says he finally got the title shot he deserved after all the hoops NXT made him jump through. Finn thinks that sounds like entitlement but Joe says he was Finn's partner in the Dusty Classic.
Indeed he was but then Joe wasn't willing to give him a title shot (yeah he was) so Balor brings up all the time they've spent together over the years with Joe, including being at his wedding. Joe says he's been successful everywhere but Finn interprets this as Joe thinking he hasn't done anything. Balor says he's coming for the title and a fight almost breaks out right here before we cut away. Good stuff here but this is something NXT is just awesome at every time.
Elias Samson vs. Austin Aries
Aries takes him down by the arm to start and puts his knee on Samson's face while working on an armbar. A dropkick gets two and it's right back to the armbar. Samson fights up and grabs a chinlock, only to get suplexed right back down. Austin sends him outside for a suicide dive before the running dropkick sets up the Last Chancery for the submission at 3:26.
Post match Aries says he's going to put the spotlight on himself next week.
Andrade Cien Almas vignette. He'll be at Takeover.
Revival vs. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa
Dawson headlocks Gargano to start but takes some fast armdrags before it's off to Ciampa for a running kick to the head. Dash comes in for a slugout but gets sent to the floor. Ciampa goes after him and eats a hard clothesline as we take a break. Back with Dash working on Ciampa's leg before it's off to Dawson to stay on the injury. That lasts all of ten seconds before Ciampa breaks free and brings in Gargano for a kick to the head. Everything breaks down and it's Gargano and Dawson left in the ring. Dawson takes him up top for a superplex but Gargano locks their legs together on the landing to pin Scott at 10:29.
Post match Revival beats Ciampa down and load up the same move they used to hurt Big Cass' knee. American Alpha runs out for the save just in time.
It's time for the contract signing between Nia Jax and Asuka. Nia says she broke the heart of NXT and now she's going to break Asuka. She isn't scared of the champ and signs. Asuka says Nia talks too much and if she's not scared, she certainly should be. The fight is on and Nia plants her with a powerbomb to end the show.
Results
Tye Dillinger b. Buddy Murphy Fireman's carry backbreaker
Austin Aries b. Elias Samson Last Chancery
Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa b. Revival Small package to Dawson
Thursday
Smackdown
Date: June 2, 2016
Location: BMO Harris Bank Center, Rockford, Illinois
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Mauro Ranallo, Byron Saxton
Things are rapidly changing around here as we have the new Brand Split in less than two months. More importantly for now however is the freshly heel AJ Styles who has set his sights on the returning John Cena, likely setting up a huge showdown at Money in the Bank. This show will likely focus on the build towards the ladder match so let's get to it.
The opening recap focuses on AJ Styles and the Band reuniting on Monday and Styles turning full heel.
Opening sequence.
Here's the New Day to open the show. Woods mentions Smackdown going live on July 19 and then it's time to talk about the Club. Yeah they're big and tough but they'll never be your WWE World Tag Team Champions. This brings out Gallows and Anderson with New Day asking what kind of club they are exactly. Do they meet in a tree house? Do you have to pay dues?
New Day wants a fight but the Club says no. Woods: They don't want none. Cue AJ to say the WWE belongs to the Club but Kofi doesn't seem to get that. Kofi lists off all their accomplishments and laughs that AJ took ten years to get here. AJ talks about what he did to Cena but gets a NEW DAY ROCKS chant.
Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte
Non-title. Becky sends her into the ropes to start before Charlotte reverses in the corner and grabs a neckbreaker. Dana offers a distraction and Charlotte kicks Becky in the face to put her on the floor as we take an early break. Back with Becky hitting a running forearm in the corner and getting two off the exploder suplex.
Becky misses a knee though and hurts her leg (Did the Flair family find a lucky charm a long time ago or something? It's uncanny how many in match knee injuries their opponents have.) but it doesn't seem to bother her that much. Instead Becky grabs a triangle choke but gets lifted into a Batista Bomb for two. Charlotte misses the moonsault but lands on her feet anyway, only to have the Figure Eight countered into the Disarm-Her, drawing in Dana for the DQ at 8:45.
Post match Natalya comes out but Charlotte and Dana get away before they can be put in submissions.
Dean Ambrose and Sami Zayn are having a friendly argument in the back when Kevin Owens and Alberto Del Rio come up with Owens saying Sami is trying to manipulate Ambrose. Owens: He's Canadian remember? You can't trust him. More trash is talked and Dean wants to fight now instead of waiting for their scheduled tag match later.
Golden Truth vs. Dudley Boyz
Breezango is in the VIP area. The Goldust music hits and the Golden Truth graphics come on but the Dudley Boyz video is still playing. Truth's remix now has the lyrics on screen with a bouncing Goldust head telling you what to say. Also it's apparently Goldentruth. Truth drives Bubba into the corner to start and a double suplex puts the big man down. The Dudleyz take over and D-Von's spinning elbow to the jaw gets two. Everything breaks down and Goldust catches D-Von with a spinebuster, only to have Tyler get on the apron for a distraction. Goldust goes to deal with him but gets rolled up by D-Von for the pin at 4:04.
Post match Breezango laughs at Golden Truth. Fandango: Just like a game of shooty hoops, three strikes and you're out!
Recap of Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler.
Corbin is standing outside because he won't grace the fans with his presence after they cheered what happened on Monday. The next time he comes into a WWE arena, it's to end Dolph Ziggler. Or on Raw next week.
Dean Ambrose/Sami Zayn vs. Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens
Owens goes after Sami to start before it's quickly off to Del Rio, who is rolled up for two. Dean comes in for a shot to the ribs and it's right back to Sami but he walks into a Backstabber for another two. Owens is happy to come in and pick Sami's bones but quickly hands it back to Del Rio for a kick to the ribs. The fast tags continue as Dean is brought back in to dive on Del Rio as we take a break.
Back with Alberto stomping on Dean's chest in the corner before the heels take Ambrose outside for a beating. Unfortunately it's in front of the announcers' table so Sami flip dives onto both of them. Sami gets pulled off the apron though and the beatdown continues on Dean, only to have him escape the armbreaker. The Dirty Deeds attempt is broken up though and the running enziguri hits Owens instead. Sami gets the tag and scores with the Helluva Kick to put Del Rio away at 9:24.
Post match Owens grabs a headset and says he's tired of his partners screwing things up. He goes under the ring and finds a ladder so he can climb up and pull down the briefcase, only to have Cesaro run down and hit the spinning uppercut while still wearing his suit. Cesaro climbs the ladder and pulls down the briefcase instead.
Jack Swagger vs. Rusev
Non-title and Rusev attacks before Jack can get in the ring. Swagger says ring the bell and has the Patriot Lock on about two seconds in. Rusev bails to the floor and eats a hard clothesline but Jack's shoulder is banged up from the attack. Back in and Swagger makes a quick comeback but misses the running Vader Bomb. Instead he clotheslines Rusev again with the shoulder mostly fine. Rusev escapes another Patriot Lock attempt and sends Swagger outside for a whip into the steps. The Accolade is countered into the Patriot Lock but Rusev gets the rope and puts on the Accolade so Jack can pass out at 4:43.
Rusev won't let go until Titus O'Neil runs out for the save.
Bob Backlund asks Darren Young for a training update. Young says his running has been great so far but Backlund only wants him running in case he misses the bus. Apparently Backlund has stolen Young's car keys and Young can walk to the next town in eight hours. Backlund: And if you get there any faster, I'll know you ran! I freaking love these things.
We look at Rollins and Reigns not fighting on Raw.
AJ Styles vs. Kofi Kingston
Kofi flips him away to start but AJ snaps off some armdrags and poses a bit. The announcers speculate that the Club's breakup was staged to set Cena up, which is a better explanation than I would give it. Kofi takes him into the corner for a basement dropkick and that means it's time for a musical interlude. All six guys get in and it's a standoff until we take a break.
Back with Kofi elbowing Styles in the jaw and putting on an armbar. Styles is sent to the floor and it's a standoff between New Day and the Club, allowing AJ to post Kofi to take over. Woods starts running his mouth and apparently motivates Kofi to get in a jawbreaker, only to have Styles hit that strike rush of his to drop Kingston again. Kofi grabs a monkey flip of all things to put Styles down.
The Boom Drop makes a rare appearance and something like a knee drop to a standing AJ gets two. Styles is sent to the apron and Woods starts playing some trombone, causing AJ to miss the Phenomenal Forearm. The SOS gives Kofi two but the Club and New Day get into it at ringside. Kofi dives over the top to take out Gallows, only to have AJ score with the Pele coming back in. The Styles Clash gives AJ the pin at 13:35.
Results
Becky Lynch b. Charlotte via DQ when Dana Brooke interfered
Dudley Boyz b. Golden Truth Rollup to Goldust
Sami Zayn/Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens/Alberto Del Rio Helluva Kick to Del Rio
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Styles Clash
Friday
Nothing.
Saturday
Muhammad Ali has passed away at 74. He refereed the main event of the first Wrestlemania and fought Antonio Inoki in the Boxer vs. Wrestler match in 1976.
Brock Lesnar will be fighting at UFC 200. This does not mean he has left WWE.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
New Day b. Vaudevillains via DQ when Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows interfered
Usos b. Breezango Crucifix to Fandango
Rusev b. Zack Ryder Accolade
Enzo Amore/Big Cass b. Dudley Boyz Rocket Launcher to D-Von
Dana Brooke b. Natalya Samoan Driver
Baron Corbin b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler kicked him low
Dean Ambrose/Cesaro/Sami Zayn b. Chris Jericho/Alberto Del Rio/Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds to Owens
Impact Wrestling
Bram b. Lashley via DQ when Lashley used a chair
Eli Drake b. Bram Clothesline
BroMans b. Rockstar Spud/Tyrus Adonis Lock to Spud
Gail Kim/Jade b. Sienna/Allie Package piledriver to Allie
Mike Bennett b. James Storm Rollup
Drew Galloway b. Lashley Futureshock to Steve
NXT
Tye Dillinger b. Buddy Murphy Fireman's carry backbreaker
Austin Aries b. Elias Samson Last Chancery
Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa b. Revival Small package to Dawson
Smackdown
Becky Lynch b. Charlotte via DQ when Dana Brooke interfered
Dudley Boyz b. Golden Truth Rollup to Goldust
Sami Zayn/Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens/Alberto Del Rio Helluva Kick to Del Rio
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Styles Clash