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The Freebirds are confirmed for the Hall of Fame.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 29, 2016
Location: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, Tennessee
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the first Raw ever on February 29 and the big story would seem to be Undertaker showing up to address his match with Shane McMahon. Other than that we should get more between HHH and Roman Reigns, assuming Reigns is back from his nose injury at HHH's hands last week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of HHH beating Reigns down last week to end the show.
Opening sequence.
Here's HHH to get things going. HHH talks about how only a handful of us actually have any authority and the rest of us all have an authority figure in their lives. Every single one of us hate it (much like opening Raw with a long promo that isn't likely to lead anywhere) and want to fight back but we're all afraid. That fear keeps everything in line but people like Reigns decided to not listen to that fear.
Now Reigns is sitting at home breathing through his mouth and hoping he can still go to Wrestlemania. Cue Ambrose to a nice reaction from the fans as things slow down. Dean just got off the phone with Reigns, who says hi but he's also coming for HHH. They make some Oscar references to recap Ambrose challenging Lesnar last week and Shane having to fight Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
Ambrose asks who HHH wanted to win the match at Fastlane but the champ brushes it off by saying Dean wasn't a factor in that match. Dean gets right in HHH's face and says he's the last person HHH wants to face at Wrestlemania. The boss finally gets that Dean really is crazy but Ambrose can see it in him: HHH is scared.
HHH thinks that's the smell of clean clothes and power that Dean isn't familiar with, which draws a YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM chant. Dean gets right to the point and asks for a title shot but HHH says that shouting RIGHT NOW doesn't earn you a title shot. He'll give Dean an answer at the end of the night (with Dean clarifying that HHH means by the end of the show) but first of all, Dean has to fight Alberto Del Rio.
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
The winner gets Charlotte (at ringside with Ric Flair) for the title at Wrestlemania. Just get to the double pin now. They start fast with some pinfall reversal sequences and get some near falls each. Neither submission works and we've got a stalemate as both of them are trying for their Wrestlemania moment. Not the title or anything, but a Wrestlemania moment.
Becky is sent outside and taken down with a baseball slide, allowing Sasha to send her into the post as we take a break. Back with Sasha driving two knees into Becky's chest for another near fall as JBL keeps up the line of it all being about going to Wrestlemania. Becky grabs an exploder suplex and stops a charge with a boot to the face. A missile dropkick gets two for Lynch but Sasha is up first and heads up top. Becky is right there though and tries a superplex, only to get countered into a sunset flip. Sasha lays back for no apparent reason and it's a double pin at 9:54.
We don't have a winner and Charlotte is happy.
The Wyatts come on screen with Bray talking about insanity meaning to try something more than once and expecting different results. Well maybe he's insane then because he wants to save us all. He had an idea which is turning into a plan and can be used to save us all. Run.
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
This is over an argument on the pre-show last week over Ziggler asking what Miz has done lately. Let me repeat that. DOLPH ZIGGLER is asking what someone has done lately. Ziggler starts punching away in the corner but gets whipped hard into the corner to set up a rollup.....for the pin at 1:05. Well that's surprising. Nice but surprising.
Long recap of last week's opening segment with Shane McMahon returning.
Here's Stephanie for her acceptance speech for the Vincent J. McMahon Award. We get some classic heel tactics as she asks for the respect that she deserves during her speech. The fans chant for Shane but apparently he's not here tonight, just like he won't be here after Wrestlemania. Stephanie holds the trophy like a baby and talks about all the sacrifices she makes, only to be greeted with more WE WANT SHANE chants.
She turns the podium over and goes on a rant about how horrible Shane is and what it means that people cheer for him. Stephanie goes on about how Shane has been gone for years, which proves how little he cares about this whole place. This is a speech you could have said about the Rock before he returned in 2011 with some of the exact same lines.
Apparently it eats Shane alive that Stephanie and Hunter are married and that she has so much power. Shane's kids can be in charge later on but they'll have to fight to earn that power. She hits the screeching voice and talks about how we all need to show her respect and bow down to the queen before leaving. To recap: no Shane, no interruption and no one getting anything in on Stephanie as she hypes up.....herself. Oh yeah everything is normal again.
Lucha Dragons vs. Rusev/Sheamus
Of course this is still going. JBL: The League is like the Four Horsemen. They just need a JJ Dillon. Cara sunset flips Sheamus for two to start but charges into an Irish Curse. Rusev comes in to crush Cara's head before Sheamus comes back in for an armbar. I'm not sure on having a power guy like Sheamus using an arm hold. That doesn't feel right.
Cara comes back with a tornado DDT and the hot tag brings in Kalisto to clean house with his bouncing offense. The hurricanrana driver (minus most of the drive) gets two on Rusev and Cara dives onto Barrett. That earns Cara a Brogue Kick though and Kalisto takes Sheamus down with a flip dive. Back in and Rusev kicks Kalisto in the head for the pin at 5:05.
Del Rio gives Kalisto the top rope double stomp post match.
Immediately after the match, Cole: Of course Total Divas airs every Tuesday night on E! I'm glad they're not even bothering to hide the fact that the show is more important than the US Title.
Renee Young and Natalya do a commercial for Subway. Eh it's a big check for WWE for thirty seconds of Raw. It's hard to complain about something like that.
We recap the opening segment.
Ryback vs. Adam Rose
Before the match, Ryback talks about wanting the spotlight and promises to take it for himself. Ryback throws him around the ring to start but Rose gets in a running kick to the chest for two. Normally I would say there's no way WWE is going to have Ryback lose a week after a heel turn but you never can tell these days. The Backpack Stunner breaks up a chinlock and Ryback pounds away on the mat until Rose is out cold. The Shell Shock is good for the pin at 2:04.
We recap Brock's antics last week, including laying out Ambrose and accepting his challenge for Wrestlemania.
New Day vs. AJ Styles/Chris Jericho
Non-title. After a break, New Day says they're the greatest three man team of all time and will fight anyone who disagrees. They aren't a loose collection of talents like the League of Nations and are better than any great team like Sonic and Tails, Snoop and Dr. Dre, Edge and Christian or Cheerios and milk. Jericho and Kofi get things going with Chris nailing a nice dropkick. Stereo dives to the champs take us to a break.
Back with Styles in trouble and taking the Unicorn Stampede thanks to some Woods interference. AJ gets dropped onto the barricade and Kofi pulls out a card to show that he has AJ's number. Back in and the Pele drops Kofi long enough for the hot tag to bring in Jericho. Everything breaks down with Jericho destroying the champs but having to kick out of a rollup. The Lionsault gets two on Kofi with Big E. making the save, only to get taken down by the springboard forearm. Trouble in Paradise is countered into the Walls of Jericho to make Kofi tag at 8:59.
Post match Jericho and Styles say they're officially a thing and want a title shot next week on Raw.
Here's Vince for a chat before Undertaker comes out. Vince talks about how the stars would have to align to have Shane come out here in charge on Raw the night after Wrestlemania. None of that is going to happen though because only fools believe in miracles. Vince introduces Undertaker and after three more Wrestlemanias have passed, he finally gets down to the ring.
Vince talks about how Undertaker is his destroyer but Undertaker grabs him by the throat. Once that door closes, Shane's blood is going to be on Vince's hands, not Undertaker's. That's it, after Undertaker might have been in the ring for ninety seconds. Vince isn't done yet though, as he says Shane has lost his inheritance and is out of his will. All of Vince's money is now going to Stephanie and Shane is no longer his son.
We look back at the Dudley Boyz beating up the Usos three weeks back.
Jey Uso vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
Jey goes right after him with right hands and drives Bubba up against the ropes for some shoulders to the ribs. A superkick puts Bubba down but D-Von pulls out a table to blast Jimmy in the face. Jey superkicks D-Von but eats a Bubba Bomb for the pin at 2:11.
Goldust comes up to R-Truth in the back but Truth cuts him off to say this isn't happening. He doesn't want to see what costume Goldust has or what song he has to sing because he's done with all this. Goldust walks away sad.
Kevin Owens vs. Big Show
Non-title and a rematch from Smackdown where Owens won by countout. They're quickly on the floor with Owens hitting a superkick, followed by a tornado DDT off the apron for nine. Show slides back in but has to kick out of the backsplash at two. Owens goes up top but gets crotched, setting up a countout to give Big Show the win at 2:36.
Brie Bella is here and talking about Bryan when Lana of all people interrupts. Lana talks about how she's a real woman with a real figure while Brie is married to a tiny goat man. A match is actually teased.
Brie Bella vs. Naomi
I'm so glad they teased this. Brie starts in on the arm to start and works on an armbar until Tamina trips her up. Back in and a legdrop gets two for Naomi and we hit the double arm crank. The split legged moonsault misses but Naomi is able to hit the dancing kicks. She misses the big kick to the head though and Brie is able to come back with the YES Kicks. Tamina offers another distraction though and Naomi puts on a crucifix to pull back on Brie's arms while cranking on the neck for the submission at 4:07.
Lana comes out to shake her head at Brie.
Fabulous Freebirds Hall of Fame video.
We look back at Becky vs. Sasha from earlier.
Sasha and Becky argue in the back until Charlotte comes up to say there's going to be a rematch on Smackdown. Charlotte makes fun of them for being so excited.
We recap Vince cutting Shane out of his will and saying he won't be his son anymore. How many times has Vince done that over the years?
Dean Ambrose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Ambrose is all bandaged up so Del Rio sends him out to the floor and into the barricade. Back in and Alberto rams shoulders into the buckle, followed by a DDT for two. The armbreaker over the top rope cranks on the bad arm even more but Dean counters the top rope double stomp. The Backstabber sends Dean outside again and now the double stomp connects from the apron. Dean beats the count back in at nine (because of course he does) so Alberto fires off kicks to the ribs.
Dirty Deeds is broken up but Dean settles for a bulldog and missile dropkick. Back up and Ambrose goes shoulder first into the post, allowing Alberto to hit the corner enziguri. Alberto misses a charge and hits the floor, allowing Dean to dive on all four of them. The referee starts counting but here's HHH to interrupt. The distraction lets the League sneak in for the DQ at 9:40.
Post match HHH says Ambrose will never beat the Authority so Dean punches him in the jaw. Ambrose gets in some shots in the corner but eats a Pedigree. HHH says the match is on and leaves, because why have the match now when your opponent is done? Ah, yes, plot convenience. Ambrose crawls over to the mic and says thanks but HHH takes the jacket off and unbuttons his sleeves. HHH comes back and throws Dean to the floor, setting up the required whip over the announcers' table. Referees come out to break it up and one actually shouts THIS IS UNPROFESSIONAL! HHH leaves Dean laying to end the show.
Results
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double pin
The Miz b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Rusev/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Kick to Kalisto's head
Ryback b. Adam Rose Shell Shock
Chris Jericho/AJ Styles b. New Day Walls of Jericho to Kingston
Bubba Ray Dudley b. Jey Uso Bubba Bomb
Big Show b. Kevin Owens via countout
Naomi b. Brie Bella Crucifix neck crank
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when the League of Nations interfered
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 1, 2016
Location: Wembley Arena, London, England
Attendance: 4,000
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
We're getting close to the end of the UK tour and we have one more week before Kurt Angle's farewell match. The big story here is Rockstar Spud turning on Ethan Carter III last week, costing Carter the TNA World Title against Matt Hardy. Tonight is going to be about Ethan's revenge against Spud. Let's get to it.
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode
Angle starts in with armdrags and works on Roode's wrist early on. Back up and a knee to the ribs drops Angle for a pair of two's as they're clearly going with a main event style formula here. Roode's front suplex gets two more but Angle suplexes out of a chinlock. We hit the rolling Germans for a bit before the ankle lock goes on for the first time.
Roode kicks away because no one taps out to the first ankle lock and sends Angle into the post to set up the Crossface. Kurt reverses into the ankle lock which is countered into another Crossface, which is countered into the Angle Slam for two. The Roode Bomb gets the same but a second attempt is countered into the ankle lock to make Roode tap out at 8:38.
Post break, Roode praises Angle and James Storm comes out to do the same. Beer Money gets out the beer but give Angle (and his DUIs) a half gallon of milk instead. They had me worried there for a bit. Angle isn't done yet either because he wants to see Beer Money vs. the Wolves. Cue the Wolves to praise Angle before accepting the match against Beer Money next week. Storm says polish those belts up.
Here are Matt Hardy and company because this show was actually entertaining for a little bit. Hardy brags about beating Ethan last week and promises that Ethan will never get another shot at the title. Tyrus is just laughably huge behind Matt here. Matt welcomes out Rockstar Spud, now in a leather jacket because he's a villain and villains wear leather jackets.
Spud doesn't like the idea of his English fans cheering for Carter and asks for a show of hands of the people there for him when he needed help. We get some praise for Matt, who is the champion this company needs and deserves. Spud says they've gotten rid of the cancer but here's Carter to interrupt. House is quickly cleaned and Spud is left alone with Ethan. The villains runs off but Carter challenges Spud to a fight tonight.
Gail Kim is going to call out Maria.
Post break Dixie Carter yells at Matt and company (that needs a name and I'm sure TNA has 14 of them ready since they haven't had a heel stable in long enough) and refuses to sanction Ethan vs. Spud for later. They'll still have the match but it's going to be unsanctioned. Oh dang they're fighting without TNA approval. That's like, scary.
Abyss vs. Jimmy Havoc
No DQ. Havoc goes right after Abyss to start and knocks him to the floor, only to have a trashcan pelted at his head. Abyss sends him into the apron and busts out the cheese grater but Havoc gets his hands up just in time. A table takes too long to set up though and Havoc gets in three trashcan shots to the head for a near fall.
Rosemary offers a distraction though and Abyss throws a chair at Havoc, knocking him off the top and through a table at ringside. The Janice shot misses and Havoc dropkicks Abyss through the table for two. Jimmy brings in the barbed wire board but charges into the Black Hole Slam onto it for the pin at 6:02.
Mike Bennett promises to take care of Drew Galloway tonight.
Carter is going to destroy Spud later.
Here's Gail Kim to call out Maria. We get the exact same speech about THIS IS WRESTLING and WRESTLING IS SERIOUS that has bored fans every single time over the years but they keep having Gail say the same thing because Gail has no character and is one of the least interesting wrestlers of all time. Anyway she calls out Maria who won't get in the ring because she has something to say.
Maria talks about Gail wanting to be famous because she married a celebrity chef and had the wedding televised. We hear about Maria being famous for being on Celebrity Apprentice, being in Playboy and working with Donald Trump. However she's a lady so there won't be a fight here tonight. Gail goes after her but gets jumped by Jade.
Bram and Eric Young are here for Young's King of the Mountain Title defense but first of all they have to insult the British fans because none of them know how to fight. Young issues an open challenge.
King of the Mountain Title: Big Damo vs. Eric Young
Damo is a huge hairy man who looks like a cross between Rusev and a lumberjack while weighing well over 300lbs. A running dropkick puts Young on the floor (Josh: People are already making memes about it!) and Damo drops an elbow back inside. Back up and Young shrugs off some right hands, only to get slammed down for a backsplash. A powerbomb and another elbow get two on Young, followed by a cross body to crush him again. Damo tries another backsplash but hits knees, setting up the piledriver to retain the title at 3:40.
Drew promises to make Bennett tap tonight.
Drew Galloway vs. Mike Bennett
Galloway stomps him down in the corner to start but Maria offers a distraction. That goes nowhere though as Mike gets kicked in the face and sent outside for a throat first drop across the barricade. Bennett is sent into the post again but he gets in a shot to Drew's taped up knee. The more wrestling I watch the more I agree with the don't tape it up announcers because it really is too obvious.
Back in and Drew gets kicked in the face for two and we hit the cross arm choke. Even more kicks to the head have Drew in trouble but he Hulks Up and punches Bennett down. A middle rope clothesline looks to set up the Future Shock but Drew settles for a spinebuster instead. Mike gets in a cutter for two but the Miracle in Progress is countered into the Celtic Cross. There's the Claymore followed by the Iron Maiden (Drew's crossface) but Maria breaks it up. Mike grabs a rollup and a handful of trunks at 7:56.
Matt gives Spud a pep talk.
Grado promises proof that he was screwed.
We look back at Angle vs. Lashley I.
Preview for next week's show.
Rockstar Spud vs. Ethan Carter III
Street fight, meaning our second anything goes match of the night. We see Carter coming to the ring from the back when Tyrus jumps him. Carter beats him back down but Matt runs in as well, only to have Carter shove them into the back of a truck and lock the door. This is joined in progress after a break with Ethan knocking him down the aisle and throwing him into the barricade.
They get inside for the first time with Spud choking with his shirt but Carter kicks him in the shoulder for a comeback. Back to the floor now and Spud tries a running chair shot to the face but Carter stops him with a raised boot. Carter hits the TK3 and loads up a table. Spud can't crawl away in time and has to settle for a low blow. Some left hands don't do much for Spud as Carter grabs the hand and powerbombs him through the table. A cobra clutch with a bodyscissors has Spud tapping until he taps out. Referees come out to break it up to end the show as this is a no contest (remember not an actual match) at about 9:00.
Results
Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode Ankle lock
Abyss b. Jimmy Havoc Black Hole Slam onto a barbed wire board
Eric Young b. Big Damo Piledriver
Mike Bennett b. Drew Galloway Rollup with a handful of trunks
Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud went to a no contest
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 2, 2016
Location: CFE Arena, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's a big night for NXT as we have a past great name coming in to face off with NXT Champion Finn Balor on the finale of the Orlando tapings with Neville coming back for one night only. In addition to that we're getting closer to the big showdown in a 2/3 falls match next week with Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe for the #1 contendership. Let's get to it.
We open with a quick video on Balor vs. Neville later tonight.
Opening sequence.
Hugo Knox/Tucker Knight vs. Vaudevillains
Knox is rather tattooed which I don't remember about him last time he got squashed. A dropkick puts Aiden in the corner but he quickly takes over and brings in Gotch for a chinlock. The announcers mention the Vaudevillains being up to their old ways to confirm their heel turn, which is probably the best move for a team called the VILLAINS. English kicks away and it's back to Gotch for another chinlock on Knox. Everything breaks down and the Whirling Dervish pins Knight at 3:33.
Emma and Dana Brooke aren't impressed with women like Deonna Purrazzo and promise to win tonight.
Finn Balor video.
We look back at Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson attacking Enzo Amore outside the Performance Center until Big Cass made the save.
Enzo and Cass promise to stand over Dawson and Wilder as Tag Team Champions.
Dawson and Wilder (now collectively known as the Revival) blame Enzo and Cass for the attack.
Enzo/Cass vs. Revival for the Tag Team Titles at Roadblock.
Emma vs. Santana Garrett
Garrett used to be Brittany in TNA. Emma sends her into the buckle to start and pounds her into a butterfly suplex. There's a move you don't see very often anymore. Some kicks to the back (there's a more popular one) has Santana in trouble and another big kick stops a comeback bid. We hit the double arm crank as this has been one sided so far. Now we get the real comeback as Santana gets in a Russian legsweep, only to have Emma crotch her on top. Something like a curb stomp sets up the Emma Lock for the tap out at 5:38.
William Regal tells Eva Marie and Nia Jax that they'll be facing Bayley and Asuka at some point in the near future.
Regal is in the ring after a break and introduces the latest talent acquisition: Austin Aries. The fans and announcers are WAY into this but Baron Corbin jumps Aries during his entrance and lays him out with the End of Days on the floor. Corbin to Regal: AN EYE FOR AN EYE!
Elias Samson vs. Steve Cutler
Cutler seems to annoy Samson for some reason and gets punched in the face for his efforts. Maybe he didn't drop a dollar in the guitar case. A suplex and some elbow drops have Steve crawling on the mat but Samson stops for some air guitar. Samson's quick neckbreaker is enough for the pin at 3:03.
The Hype Bros are glad they lost the first match to the Vaudevillains and think they should take them out early. The Vaudevillains are listening and smile.
Neville video.
Finn Balor vs. Neville
Non-title and they have a ton of time here. It's a battle of the wristlocks to start with neither guy being able to get very far. Finn's headlock only works for a few moments and it's Neville smacking him in the face with a dropkick. Now it's Neville working on the headlock until he drops Finn with a hard kick to the ribs. Neville doesn't seem to know what to do against Balor so he kicks Finn down another time and we take a break.
Back with the fans getting behind Finn to get him out of a chinlock as Neville is the default heel here. Finn gets up again and catches a charging Neville with a backdrop over the top, sending him head first onto the steps to really wake up the crowd. Neville pops to his feet though and sends Balor outside for a great looking moonsault. It's time for another chinlock but Balor gets up with a great looking Pele to stagger Neville.
Some kicks (hard ones too) get near falls on Neville but he comes right back with the rapid fire kicks and a pair of German suplexes. The Red Arrow is broken up with a running enziguri and Balor hits the big flip dive to put Neville down on the floor. That's still not enough for the Coup de Grace though as Neville crotches him again.
Neville has to bail out of the Red Arrow though and gets caught in a Sling Blade for a VERY close two. They're trading bombs here and the fans are getting more and more into it every time. Balor dropkicks him into the corner and nails the Coup de Grace, followed by Bloody Sunday for the pin at 18:40.
They shake hands and applaud each other post match.
Joe says next week should be easy and calls Sami Zayn ungrateful. Sami thinks Joe is trying to come in here and take whatever he wants at Sami's expense. Joe gets in his face and brings up saving Sami from Kevin Owens. That was Joe saving his career but next week he's taking it away. I'm really digging this stuff with the interviews hyping up a match from next week to close out the show. So many times Raw is wrapped up to end the week and it gets annoying.
Results
Vaudevillains b. Hugh Knox/Tucker Knight Whirling Dervish to Knight
Emma b. Santana Garrett Emma Lock
Elias Samson b. Steve Cutler Neckbreaker
Finn Balor b. Neville Bloody Sunday
Thursday
Wrestlemania XXXIII will be in Orlando.
Smackdown
Date: March 3, 2016
Location: Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia
Commentators: Mauro Ranallo, Jerry Lawler, Byron Saxton
We're coming off a not great Raw this week and we could be in for another edition of that tonight on Smackdown. It's always hard to guess what's going to happen on one of these shows as they're more wrestling based but if last week is any indication, they're going to be recap based. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of HHH and Dean Ambrose from Raw which set up the main event of the upcoming Roadblock special.
Here's a limping Ambrose to open things up. Dean sits down because all the bruises on his body are grouping together into one huge bruise. He isn't one to have a long term plan because he's more of a five second guy. Like a few weeks ago when he challenged Brock Lesnar and got sent into the windshield of a car. Then he went after HHH but this time it got him a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Now things get messy because everything is ready for Wrestlemania with Reigns vs. HHH. So what happens when Dean wins the belt? Does he face Reigns or should it be Brock, as in the person he's already signed to face? Or maybe he fights HHH because of some rematch clause. Why not just throw all four of them in a cage and see what happens? That's probably their best way out of it actually but I don't think we're getting there.
Instead here's Kevin Owens to interrupt and likely set up the main event. Owens is tired of seeing Ambrose get beaten up and then have so many people wanting to fight him when the Intercontinental Champion can't get a single challenger. Dean: You could try being nicer to people. That gets under Owens' skin for some reason as he gets inside and says Ambrose is everything wrong with WWE. A fight breaks out and Owens gets hit in the back with a chair. Simple enough but neither guy needs to be doing a job tonight.
Usos vs. Sheamus/Rusev
Sheamus and Jimmy get things going with the pale one pounding the Uso down before quickly handing it off to Rusev. The League pounds him down on the floor and we take an early break. Back with Sheamus in control of Jey and giving him a suplex slam for no cover. There are the ten forearms to the chest from Sheamus, setting up a running knee in the back from Rusev to keep Jey in trouble and knock him out to the floor.
A DDT finally drops Rusev and the hot tag brings in Jimmy. Everything breaks down and Sheamus misses the Brogue Kick and the Usos start diving. Sheamus misses the Brogue Kick which allows Jimmy to superkick him out of the air. Back in and the Superfly Splash hits knees, setting up the Brogue Kick for the pin at 9:45.
Post match here are the Dudley Boyz with a table. The Usos fight them off but get powerbombed instead, albeit not through the table.
We see part of Stephanie speech from Monday.
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
The announcers make a big deal about the match on Monday ending in 1:05. Miz punches him down to start and kicks Ziggler in the face for two. Back up and Miz misses a charge in the corner, allowing Ziggler to grab a backslide for the pin at 48 seconds.
R-Truth is in catering when he sees Goldust sitting by himself. Truth tries to make up for it but Goldust wants nothing to do with him. Now Truth is willing to be Goldust's partner but Goldust thinks it's going result in a plate of food going into his face. Well Goldust isn't going to let that happen because he'll do it to himself first. Goldust: Who's the idiot now? They've actually turned this into an interesting story instead of just the same jokes every single week which is quite the surprise.
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
Rematch from Raw for the #1 contendership. The fans are split here as a test of strength puts Sasha down for two. With the wrestling not working, Sasha opts to forearm Becky in the face. Both of them try dropkicks and we've got a standoff as they're matching each other step for step so far. This brings out Charlotte and Ric as we take a break. Back with Becky fighting out of a double arm crank and getting two off a t-bone suplex.
The running legdrop misses though and Becky gets caught in a quick Bank Statement. A European uppercut gets two for Becky and frustration is setting in less than ten minutes into the match. They head outside for a double clothesline but Flair starts strutting around them. Well at least he has good taste. Charlotte decks both of them from behind though and it's a double DQ (thankfully she hit them at the same time so it's an actual double DQ) at 12:04.
Charlotte beats both of them down even more post match.
Renee Young tells Charlotte that it's a triple threat at Wrestlemania for the title. Ric and Charlotte aren't pleased.
We recap Undertaker and Vince from Raw. That was so short that they might as well have just shown us the whole thing again. They still really need to tweak that thing too because it's going to get a lot worse in a hurry otherwise.
Kofi Kingston vs. AJ Styles
This could be really good. Before the match, Kofi and Woods talk about the wonders of the world such as the sun, the moon, or Jello. Kofi: We can't explain these things! Big E.: Actually Kofi we can. Jello is a mixture of water, flour.... Kofi: WE CAN'T EXPLAIN THESE THINGS! Another miracle is that Xavier Woods is such a success despite coming from a town like Hot Trash Lanta. No matter what happens though, they'll always be the champions.
AJ comes out alone as Jericho is on a promotional tour. Woods and Francesca II offer an early distraction but a rollup gets two for AJ. The drop down into the dropkick get two more for Styles but he makes the mistake of going after Francesca and takes out Woods with a plancha, only to eat a baseball slide from Kofi. Back from a break with AJ in a chinlock, followed by another chinlock to keep him in trouble.
Kofi tries to go up top but dives into a quick release northern lights suplex. I know there isn't much to break down or analyze here but this has been a solid back and forth match. It's hard to find stuff to talk about in something that works like this. AJ's running forearm and fireman's carry backbreaker get two each. Kofi gets the SOS for two more but Trouble in Paradise misses and the Pele sends Kofi outside. The threat of a trombone assault gets Woods and Big E. ejected, setting up the springboard forearm for the pin on Kingston at 9:57.
AJ bails from New Day in a smart move.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt is official for Roadblock.
The Wyatts talk about the Beast and how he needs to be slayed. Brock may have conquered them all but how do you strike fear in Bray Wyatt?
Freebirds Hall of Fame announcement.
Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose
Non-title and Ambrose is limping badly on his way to the ring. It's nice to see someone selling around here for a change. Dean tries a shoulder to start but has to stop to hold the injury. Well no one ever suggested that he was the brightest guy. Owens knocks him outside to mess with the bad ribs and gets in a few good kicks as we take a break.
Back with Dean being driven into the corner to break up Dirty Deeds. The backsplash (smart move) gets two and we hit something like a seated abdominal stretch. Kevin throws him to the floor and into the barricade for a nine count, only to be sent right back to the floor. Ambrose does that apron 619 of his and blasts Owens with a clothesline for another long count. Lawler is in full on heel mode here as he cheers for Owens, which really is working for me.
No Jerry isn't doing anything amazing or groundbreaking but he's being a jerk and insulting good guys. He isn't bringing up some European sports competition that goes over 80% of the audience's heads or trying to sound way smarter than he really is. Instead he's cheering for villains and calling heroes stupid and it's working. Why can't more people get the simple idea that less is more? Back in and Ambrose starts fighting back, including the running clothesline and suicide dive to really bang up the ribs some more.
Back in again and Ambrose gets crotched, setting up the Cannonball for a close two. You can't fault Owens' psychology here. Dean fights back again and gets two off the top rope elbow but has another suicide dive countered, this time with his back being driven into the apron. Back in and the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered with a hurricanrana but Dean eats a superkick. The backsplash hits knees and Ranallo describes this as a fight between a dentist and a carpenter. Tooth and nail you see. Dirty Deeds puts Owens away at 14:45.
Results
Sheamus/Rusev b. Usos Brogue Kick to Jimmy
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Backslide
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double DQ when Charlotte interfered
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Springboard forearm
Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds
Friday
Retired Japanese wrestler Hayabusa has passed away at 47 due to a brain hemorrhage.
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Big Show may have suffered a leg injury at a house show. He didn't walk up the ramp but left under his own power.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double pin
The Miz b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Rusev/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Kick to Kalisto's head
Ryback b. Adam Rose Shell Shock
Chris Jericho/AJ Styles b. New Day Walls of Jericho to Kingston
Bubba Ray Dudley b. Jey Uso Bubba Bomb
Big Show b. Kevin Owens via countout
Naomi b. Brie Bella Crucifix neck crank
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when the League of Nations interfered
Impact Wrestling
Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode Ankle lock
Abyss b. Jimmy Havoc Black Hole Slam onto a barbed wire board
Eric Young b. Big Damo Piledriver
Mike Bennett b. Drew Galloway Rollup with a handful of trunks
Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud went to a no contest
NXT
Vaudevillains b. Hugh Knox/Tucker Knight Whirling Dervish to Knight
Emma b. Santana Garrett Emma Lock
Elias Samson b. Steve Cutler Neckbreaker
Finn Balor b. Neville Bloody Sunday
Smackdown
Sheamus/Rusev b. Usos Brogue Kick to Jimmy
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Backslide
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double DQ when Charlotte interfered
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Springboard forearm
Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds
The Freebirds are confirmed for the Hall of Fame.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 29, 2016
Location: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, Tennessee
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the first Raw ever on February 29 and the big story would seem to be Undertaker showing up to address his match with Shane McMahon. Other than that we should get more between HHH and Roman Reigns, assuming Reigns is back from his nose injury at HHH's hands last week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of HHH beating Reigns down last week to end the show.
Opening sequence.
Here's HHH to get things going. HHH talks about how only a handful of us actually have any authority and the rest of us all have an authority figure in their lives. Every single one of us hate it (much like opening Raw with a long promo that isn't likely to lead anywhere) and want to fight back but we're all afraid. That fear keeps everything in line but people like Reigns decided to not listen to that fear.
Now Reigns is sitting at home breathing through his mouth and hoping he can still go to Wrestlemania. Cue Ambrose to a nice reaction from the fans as things slow down. Dean just got off the phone with Reigns, who says hi but he's also coming for HHH. They make some Oscar references to recap Ambrose challenging Lesnar last week and Shane having to fight Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
Ambrose asks who HHH wanted to win the match at Fastlane but the champ brushes it off by saying Dean wasn't a factor in that match. Dean gets right in HHH's face and says he's the last person HHH wants to face at Wrestlemania. The boss finally gets that Dean really is crazy but Ambrose can see it in him: HHH is scared.
HHH thinks that's the smell of clean clothes and power that Dean isn't familiar with, which draws a YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM chant. Dean gets right to the point and asks for a title shot but HHH says that shouting RIGHT NOW doesn't earn you a title shot. He'll give Dean an answer at the end of the night (with Dean clarifying that HHH means by the end of the show) but first of all, Dean has to fight Alberto Del Rio.
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
The winner gets Charlotte (at ringside with Ric Flair) for the title at Wrestlemania. Just get to the double pin now. They start fast with some pinfall reversal sequences and get some near falls each. Neither submission works and we've got a stalemate as both of them are trying for their Wrestlemania moment. Not the title or anything, but a Wrestlemania moment.
Becky is sent outside and taken down with a baseball slide, allowing Sasha to send her into the post as we take a break. Back with Sasha driving two knees into Becky's chest for another near fall as JBL keeps up the line of it all being about going to Wrestlemania. Becky grabs an exploder suplex and stops a charge with a boot to the face. A missile dropkick gets two for Lynch but Sasha is up first and heads up top. Becky is right there though and tries a superplex, only to get countered into a sunset flip. Sasha lays back for no apparent reason and it's a double pin at 9:54.
We don't have a winner and Charlotte is happy.
The Wyatts come on screen with Bray talking about insanity meaning to try something more than once and expecting different results. Well maybe he's insane then because he wants to save us all. He had an idea which is turning into a plan and can be used to save us all. Run.
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
This is over an argument on the pre-show last week over Ziggler asking what Miz has done lately. Let me repeat that. DOLPH ZIGGLER is asking what someone has done lately. Ziggler starts punching away in the corner but gets whipped hard into the corner to set up a rollup.....for the pin at 1:05. Well that's surprising. Nice but surprising.
Long recap of last week's opening segment with Shane McMahon returning.
Here's Stephanie for her acceptance speech for the Vincent J. McMahon Award. We get some classic heel tactics as she asks for the respect that she deserves during her speech. The fans chant for Shane but apparently he's not here tonight, just like he won't be here after Wrestlemania. Stephanie holds the trophy like a baby and talks about all the sacrifices she makes, only to be greeted with more WE WANT SHANE chants.
She turns the podium over and goes on a rant about how horrible Shane is and what it means that people cheer for him. Stephanie goes on about how Shane has been gone for years, which proves how little he cares about this whole place. This is a speech you could have said about the Rock before he returned in 2011 with some of the exact same lines.
Apparently it eats Shane alive that Stephanie and Hunter are married and that she has so much power. Shane's kids can be in charge later on but they'll have to fight to earn that power. She hits the screeching voice and talks about how we all need to show her respect and bow down to the queen before leaving. To recap: no Shane, no interruption and no one getting anything in on Stephanie as she hypes up.....herself. Oh yeah everything is normal again.
Lucha Dragons vs. Rusev/Sheamus
Of course this is still going. JBL: The League is like the Four Horsemen. They just need a JJ Dillon. Cara sunset flips Sheamus for two to start but charges into an Irish Curse. Rusev comes in to crush Cara's head before Sheamus comes back in for an armbar. I'm not sure on having a power guy like Sheamus using an arm hold. That doesn't feel right.
Cara comes back with a tornado DDT and the hot tag brings in Kalisto to clean house with his bouncing offense. The hurricanrana driver (minus most of the drive) gets two on Rusev and Cara dives onto Barrett. That earns Cara a Brogue Kick though and Kalisto takes Sheamus down with a flip dive. Back in and Rusev kicks Kalisto in the head for the pin at 5:05.
Del Rio gives Kalisto the top rope double stomp post match.
Immediately after the match, Cole: Of course Total Divas airs every Tuesday night on E! I'm glad they're not even bothering to hide the fact that the show is more important than the US Title.
Renee Young and Natalya do a commercial for Subway. Eh it's a big check for WWE for thirty seconds of Raw. It's hard to complain about something like that.
We recap the opening segment.
Ryback vs. Adam Rose
Before the match, Ryback talks about wanting the spotlight and promises to take it for himself. Ryback throws him around the ring to start but Rose gets in a running kick to the chest for two. Normally I would say there's no way WWE is going to have Ryback lose a week after a heel turn but you never can tell these days. The Backpack Stunner breaks up a chinlock and Ryback pounds away on the mat until Rose is out cold. The Shell Shock is good for the pin at 2:04.
We recap Brock's antics last week, including laying out Ambrose and accepting his challenge for Wrestlemania.
New Day vs. AJ Styles/Chris Jericho
Non-title. After a break, New Day says they're the greatest three man team of all time and will fight anyone who disagrees. They aren't a loose collection of talents like the League of Nations and are better than any great team like Sonic and Tails, Snoop and Dr. Dre, Edge and Christian or Cheerios and milk. Jericho and Kofi get things going with Chris nailing a nice dropkick. Stereo dives to the champs take us to a break.
Back with Styles in trouble and taking the Unicorn Stampede thanks to some Woods interference. AJ gets dropped onto the barricade and Kofi pulls out a card to show that he has AJ's number. Back in and the Pele drops Kofi long enough for the hot tag to bring in Jericho. Everything breaks down with Jericho destroying the champs but having to kick out of a rollup. The Lionsault gets two on Kofi with Big E. making the save, only to get taken down by the springboard forearm. Trouble in Paradise is countered into the Walls of Jericho to make Kofi tag at 8:59.
Post match Jericho and Styles say they're officially a thing and want a title shot next week on Raw.
Here's Vince for a chat before Undertaker comes out. Vince talks about how the stars would have to align to have Shane come out here in charge on Raw the night after Wrestlemania. None of that is going to happen though because only fools believe in miracles. Vince introduces Undertaker and after three more Wrestlemanias have passed, he finally gets down to the ring.
Vince talks about how Undertaker is his destroyer but Undertaker grabs him by the throat. Once that door closes, Shane's blood is going to be on Vince's hands, not Undertaker's. That's it, after Undertaker might have been in the ring for ninety seconds. Vince isn't done yet though, as he says Shane has lost his inheritance and is out of his will. All of Vince's money is now going to Stephanie and Shane is no longer his son.
We look back at the Dudley Boyz beating up the Usos three weeks back.
Jey Uso vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
Jey goes right after him with right hands and drives Bubba up against the ropes for some shoulders to the ribs. A superkick puts Bubba down but D-Von pulls out a table to blast Jimmy in the face. Jey superkicks D-Von but eats a Bubba Bomb for the pin at 2:11.
Goldust comes up to R-Truth in the back but Truth cuts him off to say this isn't happening. He doesn't want to see what costume Goldust has or what song he has to sing because he's done with all this. Goldust walks away sad.
Kevin Owens vs. Big Show
Non-title and a rematch from Smackdown where Owens won by countout. They're quickly on the floor with Owens hitting a superkick, followed by a tornado DDT off the apron for nine. Show slides back in but has to kick out of the backsplash at two. Owens goes up top but gets crotched, setting up a countout to give Big Show the win at 2:36.
Brie Bella is here and talking about Bryan when Lana of all people interrupts. Lana talks about how she's a real woman with a real figure while Brie is married to a tiny goat man. A match is actually teased.
Brie Bella vs. Naomi
I'm so glad they teased this. Brie starts in on the arm to start and works on an armbar until Tamina trips her up. Back in and a legdrop gets two for Naomi and we hit the double arm crank. The split legged moonsault misses but Naomi is able to hit the dancing kicks. She misses the big kick to the head though and Brie is able to come back with the YES Kicks. Tamina offers another distraction though and Naomi puts on a crucifix to pull back on Brie's arms while cranking on the neck for the submission at 4:07.
Lana comes out to shake her head at Brie.
Fabulous Freebirds Hall of Fame video.
We look back at Becky vs. Sasha from earlier.
Sasha and Becky argue in the back until Charlotte comes up to say there's going to be a rematch on Smackdown. Charlotte makes fun of them for being so excited.
We recap Vince cutting Shane out of his will and saying he won't be his son anymore. How many times has Vince done that over the years?
Dean Ambrose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Ambrose is all bandaged up so Del Rio sends him out to the floor and into the barricade. Back in and Alberto rams shoulders into the buckle, followed by a DDT for two. The armbreaker over the top rope cranks on the bad arm even more but Dean counters the top rope double stomp. The Backstabber sends Dean outside again and now the double stomp connects from the apron. Dean beats the count back in at nine (because of course he does) so Alberto fires off kicks to the ribs.
Dirty Deeds is broken up but Dean settles for a bulldog and missile dropkick. Back up and Ambrose goes shoulder first into the post, allowing Alberto to hit the corner enziguri. Alberto misses a charge and hits the floor, allowing Dean to dive on all four of them. The referee starts counting but here's HHH to interrupt. The distraction lets the League sneak in for the DQ at 9:40.
Post match HHH says Ambrose will never beat the Authority so Dean punches him in the jaw. Ambrose gets in some shots in the corner but eats a Pedigree. HHH says the match is on and leaves, because why have the match now when your opponent is done? Ah, yes, plot convenience. Ambrose crawls over to the mic and says thanks but HHH takes the jacket off and unbuttons his sleeves. HHH comes back and throws Dean to the floor, setting up the required whip over the announcers' table. Referees come out to break it up and one actually shouts THIS IS UNPROFESSIONAL! HHH leaves Dean laying to end the show.
Results
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double pin
The Miz b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Rusev/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Kick to Kalisto's head
Ryback b. Adam Rose Shell Shock
Chris Jericho/AJ Styles b. New Day Walls of Jericho to Kingston
Bubba Ray Dudley b. Jey Uso Bubba Bomb
Big Show b. Kevin Owens via countout
Naomi b. Brie Bella Crucifix neck crank
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when the League of Nations interfered
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 1, 2016
Location: Wembley Arena, London, England
Attendance: 4,000
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
We're getting close to the end of the UK tour and we have one more week before Kurt Angle's farewell match. The big story here is Rockstar Spud turning on Ethan Carter III last week, costing Carter the TNA World Title against Matt Hardy. Tonight is going to be about Ethan's revenge against Spud. Let's get to it.
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode
Angle starts in with armdrags and works on Roode's wrist early on. Back up and a knee to the ribs drops Angle for a pair of two's as they're clearly going with a main event style formula here. Roode's front suplex gets two more but Angle suplexes out of a chinlock. We hit the rolling Germans for a bit before the ankle lock goes on for the first time.
Roode kicks away because no one taps out to the first ankle lock and sends Angle into the post to set up the Crossface. Kurt reverses into the ankle lock which is countered into another Crossface, which is countered into the Angle Slam for two. The Roode Bomb gets the same but a second attempt is countered into the ankle lock to make Roode tap out at 8:38.
Post break, Roode praises Angle and James Storm comes out to do the same. Beer Money gets out the beer but give Angle (and his DUIs) a half gallon of milk instead. They had me worried there for a bit. Angle isn't done yet either because he wants to see Beer Money vs. the Wolves. Cue the Wolves to praise Angle before accepting the match against Beer Money next week. Storm says polish those belts up.
Here are Matt Hardy and company because this show was actually entertaining for a little bit. Hardy brags about beating Ethan last week and promises that Ethan will never get another shot at the title. Tyrus is just laughably huge behind Matt here. Matt welcomes out Rockstar Spud, now in a leather jacket because he's a villain and villains wear leather jackets.
Spud doesn't like the idea of his English fans cheering for Carter and asks for a show of hands of the people there for him when he needed help. We get some praise for Matt, who is the champion this company needs and deserves. Spud says they've gotten rid of the cancer but here's Carter to interrupt. House is quickly cleaned and Spud is left alone with Ethan. The villains runs off but Carter challenges Spud to a fight tonight.
Gail Kim is going to call out Maria.
Post break Dixie Carter yells at Matt and company (that needs a name and I'm sure TNA has 14 of them ready since they haven't had a heel stable in long enough) and refuses to sanction Ethan vs. Spud for later. They'll still have the match but it's going to be unsanctioned. Oh dang they're fighting without TNA approval. That's like, scary.
Abyss vs. Jimmy Havoc
No DQ. Havoc goes right after Abyss to start and knocks him to the floor, only to have a trashcan pelted at his head. Abyss sends him into the apron and busts out the cheese grater but Havoc gets his hands up just in time. A table takes too long to set up though and Havoc gets in three trashcan shots to the head for a near fall.
Rosemary offers a distraction though and Abyss throws a chair at Havoc, knocking him off the top and through a table at ringside. The Janice shot misses and Havoc dropkicks Abyss through the table for two. Jimmy brings in the barbed wire board but charges into the Black Hole Slam onto it for the pin at 6:02.
Mike Bennett promises to take care of Drew Galloway tonight.
Carter is going to destroy Spud later.
Here's Gail Kim to call out Maria. We get the exact same speech about THIS IS WRESTLING and WRESTLING IS SERIOUS that has bored fans every single time over the years but they keep having Gail say the same thing because Gail has no character and is one of the least interesting wrestlers of all time. Anyway she calls out Maria who won't get in the ring because she has something to say.
Maria talks about Gail wanting to be famous because she married a celebrity chef and had the wedding televised. We hear about Maria being famous for being on Celebrity Apprentice, being in Playboy and working with Donald Trump. However she's a lady so there won't be a fight here tonight. Gail goes after her but gets jumped by Jade.
Bram and Eric Young are here for Young's King of the Mountain Title defense but first of all they have to insult the British fans because none of them know how to fight. Young issues an open challenge.
King of the Mountain Title: Big Damo vs. Eric Young
Damo is a huge hairy man who looks like a cross between Rusev and a lumberjack while weighing well over 300lbs. A running dropkick puts Young on the floor (Josh: People are already making memes about it!) and Damo drops an elbow back inside. Back up and Young shrugs off some right hands, only to get slammed down for a backsplash. A powerbomb and another elbow get two on Young, followed by a cross body to crush him again. Damo tries another backsplash but hits knees, setting up the piledriver to retain the title at 3:40.
Drew promises to make Bennett tap tonight.
Drew Galloway vs. Mike Bennett
Galloway stomps him down in the corner to start but Maria offers a distraction. That goes nowhere though as Mike gets kicked in the face and sent outside for a throat first drop across the barricade. Bennett is sent into the post again but he gets in a shot to Drew's taped up knee. The more wrestling I watch the more I agree with the don't tape it up announcers because it really is too obvious.
Back in and Drew gets kicked in the face for two and we hit the cross arm choke. Even more kicks to the head have Drew in trouble but he Hulks Up and punches Bennett down. A middle rope clothesline looks to set up the Future Shock but Drew settles for a spinebuster instead. Mike gets in a cutter for two but the Miracle in Progress is countered into the Celtic Cross. There's the Claymore followed by the Iron Maiden (Drew's crossface) but Maria breaks it up. Mike grabs a rollup and a handful of trunks at 7:56.
Matt gives Spud a pep talk.
Grado promises proof that he was screwed.
We look back at Angle vs. Lashley I.
Preview for next week's show.
Rockstar Spud vs. Ethan Carter III
Street fight, meaning our second anything goes match of the night. We see Carter coming to the ring from the back when Tyrus jumps him. Carter beats him back down but Matt runs in as well, only to have Carter shove them into the back of a truck and lock the door. This is joined in progress after a break with Ethan knocking him down the aisle and throwing him into the barricade.
They get inside for the first time with Spud choking with his shirt but Carter kicks him in the shoulder for a comeback. Back to the floor now and Spud tries a running chair shot to the face but Carter stops him with a raised boot. Carter hits the TK3 and loads up a table. Spud can't crawl away in time and has to settle for a low blow. Some left hands don't do much for Spud as Carter grabs the hand and powerbombs him through the table. A cobra clutch with a bodyscissors has Spud tapping until he taps out. Referees come out to break it up to end the show as this is a no contest (remember not an actual match) at about 9:00.
Results
Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode Ankle lock
Abyss b. Jimmy Havoc Black Hole Slam onto a barbed wire board
Eric Young b. Big Damo Piledriver
Mike Bennett b. Drew Galloway Rollup with a handful of trunks
Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud went to a no contest
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 2, 2016
Location: CFE Arena, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's a big night for NXT as we have a past great name coming in to face off with NXT Champion Finn Balor on the finale of the Orlando tapings with Neville coming back for one night only. In addition to that we're getting closer to the big showdown in a 2/3 falls match next week with Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe for the #1 contendership. Let's get to it.
We open with a quick video on Balor vs. Neville later tonight.
Opening sequence.
Hugo Knox/Tucker Knight vs. Vaudevillains
Knox is rather tattooed which I don't remember about him last time he got squashed. A dropkick puts Aiden in the corner but he quickly takes over and brings in Gotch for a chinlock. The announcers mention the Vaudevillains being up to their old ways to confirm their heel turn, which is probably the best move for a team called the VILLAINS. English kicks away and it's back to Gotch for another chinlock on Knox. Everything breaks down and the Whirling Dervish pins Knight at 3:33.
Emma and Dana Brooke aren't impressed with women like Deonna Purrazzo and promise to win tonight.
Finn Balor video.
We look back at Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson attacking Enzo Amore outside the Performance Center until Big Cass made the save.
Enzo and Cass promise to stand over Dawson and Wilder as Tag Team Champions.
Dawson and Wilder (now collectively known as the Revival) blame Enzo and Cass for the attack.
Enzo/Cass vs. Revival for the Tag Team Titles at Roadblock.
Emma vs. Santana Garrett
Garrett used to be Brittany in TNA. Emma sends her into the buckle to start and pounds her into a butterfly suplex. There's a move you don't see very often anymore. Some kicks to the back (there's a more popular one) has Santana in trouble and another big kick stops a comeback bid. We hit the double arm crank as this has been one sided so far. Now we get the real comeback as Santana gets in a Russian legsweep, only to have Emma crotch her on top. Something like a curb stomp sets up the Emma Lock for the tap out at 5:38.
William Regal tells Eva Marie and Nia Jax that they'll be facing Bayley and Asuka at some point in the near future.
Regal is in the ring after a break and introduces the latest talent acquisition: Austin Aries. The fans and announcers are WAY into this but Baron Corbin jumps Aries during his entrance and lays him out with the End of Days on the floor. Corbin to Regal: AN EYE FOR AN EYE!
Elias Samson vs. Steve Cutler
Cutler seems to annoy Samson for some reason and gets punched in the face for his efforts. Maybe he didn't drop a dollar in the guitar case. A suplex and some elbow drops have Steve crawling on the mat but Samson stops for some air guitar. Samson's quick neckbreaker is enough for the pin at 3:03.
The Hype Bros are glad they lost the first match to the Vaudevillains and think they should take them out early. The Vaudevillains are listening and smile.
Neville video.
Finn Balor vs. Neville
Non-title and they have a ton of time here. It's a battle of the wristlocks to start with neither guy being able to get very far. Finn's headlock only works for a few moments and it's Neville smacking him in the face with a dropkick. Now it's Neville working on the headlock until he drops Finn with a hard kick to the ribs. Neville doesn't seem to know what to do against Balor so he kicks Finn down another time and we take a break.
Back with the fans getting behind Finn to get him out of a chinlock as Neville is the default heel here. Finn gets up again and catches a charging Neville with a backdrop over the top, sending him head first onto the steps to really wake up the crowd. Neville pops to his feet though and sends Balor outside for a great looking moonsault. It's time for another chinlock but Balor gets up with a great looking Pele to stagger Neville.
Some kicks (hard ones too) get near falls on Neville but he comes right back with the rapid fire kicks and a pair of German suplexes. The Red Arrow is broken up with a running enziguri and Balor hits the big flip dive to put Neville down on the floor. That's still not enough for the Coup de Grace though as Neville crotches him again.
Neville has to bail out of the Red Arrow though and gets caught in a Sling Blade for a VERY close two. They're trading bombs here and the fans are getting more and more into it every time. Balor dropkicks him into the corner and nails the Coup de Grace, followed by Bloody Sunday for the pin at 18:40.
They shake hands and applaud each other post match.
Joe says next week should be easy and calls Sami Zayn ungrateful. Sami thinks Joe is trying to come in here and take whatever he wants at Sami's expense. Joe gets in his face and brings up saving Sami from Kevin Owens. That was Joe saving his career but next week he's taking it away. I'm really digging this stuff with the interviews hyping up a match from next week to close out the show. So many times Raw is wrapped up to end the week and it gets annoying.
Results
Vaudevillains b. Hugh Knox/Tucker Knight Whirling Dervish to Knight
Emma b. Santana Garrett Emma Lock
Elias Samson b. Steve Cutler Neckbreaker
Finn Balor b. Neville Bloody Sunday
Thursday
Wrestlemania XXXIII will be in Orlando.
Smackdown
Date: March 3, 2016
Location: Phillips Arena, Atlanta, Georgia
Commentators: Mauro Ranallo, Jerry Lawler, Byron Saxton
We're coming off a not great Raw this week and we could be in for another edition of that tonight on Smackdown. It's always hard to guess what's going to happen on one of these shows as they're more wrestling based but if last week is any indication, they're going to be recap based. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of HHH and Dean Ambrose from Raw which set up the main event of the upcoming Roadblock special.
Here's a limping Ambrose to open things up. Dean sits down because all the bruises on his body are grouping together into one huge bruise. He isn't one to have a long term plan because he's more of a five second guy. Like a few weeks ago when he challenged Brock Lesnar and got sent into the windshield of a car. Then he went after HHH but this time it got him a shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Now things get messy because everything is ready for Wrestlemania with Reigns vs. HHH. So what happens when Dean wins the belt? Does he face Reigns or should it be Brock, as in the person he's already signed to face? Or maybe he fights HHH because of some rematch clause. Why not just throw all four of them in a cage and see what happens? That's probably their best way out of it actually but I don't think we're getting there.
Instead here's Kevin Owens to interrupt and likely set up the main event. Owens is tired of seeing Ambrose get beaten up and then have so many people wanting to fight him when the Intercontinental Champion can't get a single challenger. Dean: You could try being nicer to people. That gets under Owens' skin for some reason as he gets inside and says Ambrose is everything wrong with WWE. A fight breaks out and Owens gets hit in the back with a chair. Simple enough but neither guy needs to be doing a job tonight.
Usos vs. Sheamus/Rusev
Sheamus and Jimmy get things going with the pale one pounding the Uso down before quickly handing it off to Rusev. The League pounds him down on the floor and we take an early break. Back with Sheamus in control of Jey and giving him a suplex slam for no cover. There are the ten forearms to the chest from Sheamus, setting up a running knee in the back from Rusev to keep Jey in trouble and knock him out to the floor.
A DDT finally drops Rusev and the hot tag brings in Jimmy. Everything breaks down and Sheamus misses the Brogue Kick and the Usos start diving. Sheamus misses the Brogue Kick which allows Jimmy to superkick him out of the air. Back in and the Superfly Splash hits knees, setting up the Brogue Kick for the pin at 9:45.
Post match here are the Dudley Boyz with a table. The Usos fight them off but get powerbombed instead, albeit not through the table.
We see part of Stephanie speech from Monday.
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
The announcers make a big deal about the match on Monday ending in 1:05. Miz punches him down to start and kicks Ziggler in the face for two. Back up and Miz misses a charge in the corner, allowing Ziggler to grab a backslide for the pin at 48 seconds.
R-Truth is in catering when he sees Goldust sitting by himself. Truth tries to make up for it but Goldust wants nothing to do with him. Now Truth is willing to be Goldust's partner but Goldust thinks it's going result in a plate of food going into his face. Well Goldust isn't going to let that happen because he'll do it to himself first. Goldust: Who's the idiot now? They've actually turned this into an interesting story instead of just the same jokes every single week which is quite the surprise.
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
Rematch from Raw for the #1 contendership. The fans are split here as a test of strength puts Sasha down for two. With the wrestling not working, Sasha opts to forearm Becky in the face. Both of them try dropkicks and we've got a standoff as they're matching each other step for step so far. This brings out Charlotte and Ric as we take a break. Back with Becky fighting out of a double arm crank and getting two off a t-bone suplex.
The running legdrop misses though and Becky gets caught in a quick Bank Statement. A European uppercut gets two for Becky and frustration is setting in less than ten minutes into the match. They head outside for a double clothesline but Flair starts strutting around them. Well at least he has good taste. Charlotte decks both of them from behind though and it's a double DQ (thankfully she hit them at the same time so it's an actual double DQ) at 12:04.
Charlotte beats both of them down even more post match.
Renee Young tells Charlotte that it's a triple threat at Wrestlemania for the title. Ric and Charlotte aren't pleased.
We recap Undertaker and Vince from Raw. That was so short that they might as well have just shown us the whole thing again. They still really need to tweak that thing too because it's going to get a lot worse in a hurry otherwise.
Kofi Kingston vs. AJ Styles
This could be really good. Before the match, Kofi and Woods talk about the wonders of the world such as the sun, the moon, or Jello. Kofi: We can't explain these things! Big E.: Actually Kofi we can. Jello is a mixture of water, flour.... Kofi: WE CAN'T EXPLAIN THESE THINGS! Another miracle is that Xavier Woods is such a success despite coming from a town like Hot Trash Lanta. No matter what happens though, they'll always be the champions.
AJ comes out alone as Jericho is on a promotional tour. Woods and Francesca II offer an early distraction but a rollup gets two for AJ. The drop down into the dropkick get two more for Styles but he makes the mistake of going after Francesca and takes out Woods with a plancha, only to eat a baseball slide from Kofi. Back from a break with AJ in a chinlock, followed by another chinlock to keep him in trouble.
Kofi tries to go up top but dives into a quick release northern lights suplex. I know there isn't much to break down or analyze here but this has been a solid back and forth match. It's hard to find stuff to talk about in something that works like this. AJ's running forearm and fireman's carry backbreaker get two each. Kofi gets the SOS for two more but Trouble in Paradise misses and the Pele sends Kofi outside. The threat of a trombone assault gets Woods and Big E. ejected, setting up the springboard forearm for the pin on Kingston at 9:57.
AJ bails from New Day in a smart move.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt is official for Roadblock.
The Wyatts talk about the Beast and how he needs to be slayed. Brock may have conquered them all but how do you strike fear in Bray Wyatt?
Freebirds Hall of Fame announcement.
Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose
Non-title and Ambrose is limping badly on his way to the ring. It's nice to see someone selling around here for a change. Dean tries a shoulder to start but has to stop to hold the injury. Well no one ever suggested that he was the brightest guy. Owens knocks him outside to mess with the bad ribs and gets in a few good kicks as we take a break.
Back with Dean being driven into the corner to break up Dirty Deeds. The backsplash (smart move) gets two and we hit something like a seated abdominal stretch. Kevin throws him to the floor and into the barricade for a nine count, only to be sent right back to the floor. Ambrose does that apron 619 of his and blasts Owens with a clothesline for another long count. Lawler is in full on heel mode here as he cheers for Owens, which really is working for me.
No Jerry isn't doing anything amazing or groundbreaking but he's being a jerk and insulting good guys. He isn't bringing up some European sports competition that goes over 80% of the audience's heads or trying to sound way smarter than he really is. Instead he's cheering for villains and calling heroes stupid and it's working. Why can't more people get the simple idea that less is more? Back in and Ambrose starts fighting back, including the running clothesline and suicide dive to really bang up the ribs some more.
Back in again and Ambrose gets crotched, setting up the Cannonball for a close two. You can't fault Owens' psychology here. Dean fights back again and gets two off the top rope elbow but has another suicide dive countered, this time with his back being driven into the apron. Back in and the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered with a hurricanrana but Dean eats a superkick. The backsplash hits knees and Ranallo describes this as a fight between a dentist and a carpenter. Tooth and nail you see. Dirty Deeds puts Owens away at 14:45.
Results
Sheamus/Rusev b. Usos Brogue Kick to Jimmy
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Backslide
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double DQ when Charlotte interfered
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Springboard forearm
Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds
Friday
Retired Japanese wrestler Hayabusa has passed away at 47 due to a brain hemorrhage.
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Big Show may have suffered a leg injury at a house show. He didn't walk up the ramp but left under his own power.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double pin
The Miz b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Rusev/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Kick to Kalisto's head
Ryback b. Adam Rose Shell Shock
Chris Jericho/AJ Styles b. New Day Walls of Jericho to Kingston
Bubba Ray Dudley b. Jey Uso Bubba Bomb
Big Show b. Kevin Owens via countout
Naomi b. Brie Bella Crucifix neck crank
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when the League of Nations interfered
Impact Wrestling
Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode Ankle lock
Abyss b. Jimmy Havoc Black Hole Slam onto a barbed wire board
Eric Young b. Big Damo Piledriver
Mike Bennett b. Drew Galloway Rollup with a handful of trunks
Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud went to a no contest
NXT
Vaudevillains b. Hugh Knox/Tucker Knight Whirling Dervish to Knight
Emma b. Santana Garrett Emma Lock
Elias Samson b. Steve Cutler Neckbreaker
Finn Balor b. Neville Bloody Sunday
Smackdown
Sheamus/Rusev b. Usos Brogue Kick to Jimmy
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Backslide
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks went to a double DQ when Charlotte interfered
AJ Styles b. Kofi Kingston Springboard forearm
Dean Ambrose b. Kevin Owens Dirty Deeds