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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.8, the same as last week.
Next week's Raw will be the Slammies.
Monday Night Raw
Date: December 10, 2012
Location: Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
It's the go home show for TLC and the main event has been changed to the six man tag instead of the regular TLC match due to Punk's knee injury. Other than that we've got more Cena vs. Ziggler stuff tonight as the focus is going to be on getting ready for Sunday. Hopefully unlike last night's TNA PPV, we can actually have something happen at TLC. Let's get to it.
After the usual voiceover, here's Ziggler on a ladder in the middle of the ring. He says tonight he's here to talk about the numbers six and fifteen. It's six days until TLC and fifteen days before Christmas. Cena has already cashed in one case and lost, but he still gets shot after shot after shot. Ziggler is going to cash in and become the best world champion ever.
Cue Sheamus who spends about two minutes talking and says he'll win and Ziggler will lose on Sunday. Show comes out and says both of them are delusional and that he'll beat either of them. Sheamus says he can't attack Show before Sunday, but he can have contact with someone else. He shoves Ziggler off the ladder and out to the floor. Nice guy that Sheamus.
Vince is here.
R-Truth vs. Wade Barrett
Kofi and Cesaro are on commentary. Before the bell though, here's a nearly dancing Vince. Vince hypes up the main event tonight and brings out Vickie to praise her for the main event she made. However, we need a second main event. Vince prods her into making Sheamus vs. Ziggler. That's STILL not enough though because he wants a third main event. Vickie comes up with AJ in a handicap match but Vince changes it to AJ vs. Vickie. Yep, we have a blowoff match....I hope.
Barrett takes him to the floor to start as there are probably fifteen ladders spread around the arena. Kofi lists off his resume as Barrett stops Truth's comeback. The pumphandle slam is countered into a rollup for the pin for Truth at 1:50. Yep, I totally buy Barrett as a threat to Kofi now.
Kofi hits a springboard cross body to Barrett post match.
AJ is REALLY excited about the match tonight and tells everyone about it. She goes to find Cena and goes into the locker room. Comedy ensues because she isn't supposed to see some stuff.
Prime Time Players vs. Rhodes Scholars vs. Usos vs. Epico/Primo
Eliminations rules here and the winners get to face Mysterio and Cara in a tables match on Sunday. The winners of THAT get a title shot. I've heard stupider stipulations. Jey and Epico start but it's quickly off to Jimmy who gets two off a double elbow. Primo comes in for an enziguri (that part clearly missed)/downward spiral combo which thankfully only gets two. Primo dropkicks Jey's knee out and steps on him a bit but it's quickly off to Jimmy for a superkick. Jey takes out Epico and the Superfly splash from Jimmy eliminates the cousins.
Titus takes Jey's head off with a clothesline and we take a break. Apparently the Players got eliminated via a superkick and Superfly Slash to Darren while we were away. So it's Rhodes Scholars vs. Usos for a shot at Mysterio/Cara. Gee I wonder where this is going. Sandow comes in and is immediately knocked down by Jimmy for two. Back to Jey for a modified Demolition Decapitator, but Sandow gets a boot up in the corner to break up the momentum.
Cody comes in sporting a mustache and we get a CODY'S MUSTACHE chant. Rhodes doesn't do much and it's quickly off to Sandow for the Wind-Up Elbow. Cody's bulldog is countered and the tag brings Jimmy back in. I don't think Cole knows which Uso is which. There's the Samoan Drop to Cody followed by the running Umaga attack in the corner. The Usos load up the Superfly again but Cody gets his knees up. Cross Rhodes give the Scholars the match at TLC at 10:56.
Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres
Non-title I believe. Apparently the Muppets are the social media ambassadors tonight. Jerry: How does Miss Piggy type with those hooves? Cole: ......that's a really good question. It's your standard gymnastics stuff with Eve being sent to the floor. Claims a knee injury but Alicia doesn't seem to care. A northern lights' suplex and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker both get two for Fox, but Eve pulls her off the top and hits the spinning neckbreaker for the pin at 2:30.
Eve calls the ringside photographer into the ring to take pictures of her post match.
Punk and Heyman are here with the champ on crutches.
Here's Punk on crutches. He says there's nothing to the theories that he's faking the injury because he doesn't want to face Ryback on Sunday. We get a clip of the end of Raw on Monday where the injury apparently was exacerbated. The fans chant FEED ME MORE and Heyman says that's ticking him off. He talks about how Punk is a legitimate champion who doesn't have a stunt double like the Rock. Punk isn't thinking about Ryback anymore, because Ryback isn't in front of him anymore.
As for those people that think he should be stripped of the title, which must be Ryback fans for the most part, come and try to do it. No one has been able to take the title from him and he lists off all the names that he's beaten in his reign that he's beaten. At the Rumble, Rock will be another name on that list. Punk will be at the PPV on Sunday to watch the Shield, who he is NOT affiliated with, beat up HELL NO and Ryback.
We recap the announcement of Vickie vs. AJ, which is literally just the match being announced. Why bother showing this?
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus takes over to start and goes after Ziggler's leg, which apparently was injured in the ladder fall earlier. The fans get behind Ziggler I think and he rakes the eyes to slow Sheamus down. There's a dropkick by Dolph but he gets backdropped to the floor as we take a break. Back with Ziggler holding a chinlock and sending Sheamus out to the floor. Back in and a neckbreaker gets two for Dolph but Sheamus sends him into the buckle. Sheamus starts his comeback but misses a charge, sending him shoulder first into the post.
Ziggler goes up but jumps into the fallaway slam followed by the forearms in the ropes. Sheamus goes up but gets crotched, allowing Dolph to hit a top rope X Factor for two. The Cloverleaf is escaped but there's the Irish Curse for two. These near falls are getting really close. Ziggler rolls away from a Brogue Kick and gets a chair, whacking Sheamus for the DQ at 15:12.
Shemus kicks the chair into Ziggler's face post match.
Khali and Horny come in to help Vickie stretch when Vince walks in on a compromising position. Vince: I thought this was supposed to be a family show.
We get a video of the Shield's attack on Kane on Smackdown. This is followed by I think the same holding the camera promo from the Shield from Friday.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Zack Ryder
Ryder gets a forearm in to start and hooks a very fast chinlock. The fans are way behind Ryder because of the location of the show and the fact that he's facing one of the least interesting wrestlers in years. He sends Del Rio into the corner but gets kicked in the ribs for his efforts. The kick to the arm keeps Ryder down and we hit a chinlock.
Ryder comes back with a sunset flip but walks into a German suplex for two. After another chinlock, Ryder comes back with a backdrop over the buckle in the corner to send Del Rio outside. There are the double knees in the corner but the Broski Boot misses. Cross Armbreaker ends this at 6:30.
AJ vs. Vickie Guerrero
Big reaction for AJ of course. Vickie yells a lot....and we have no referee. The referee is apparently going to be Brad Maddox. Vickie yells a lot more and jumps AJ as AJ is glaring at Maddox. Vickie beats on AJ some more until AJ goes into psycho mode. She kind of spears Vickie down and Vickie runs up the aisle. Back in and Vickie gets beaten on some more and slapped down, but Maddox won't cover. Vickie rolls up AJ for the pin at 2:12. Yep, again, Vickie gets the last laugh. As always.
AJ goes nuts and turns over some ladders at ringside before slapping the ring announcer.
Post break AJ is still going nuts when Cena comes up to try to calm her down. He hugs AJ and the look on his face is a bit awkward.
Kofi Kingston vs. Antonio Cesaro
Antonio does his schtick before the match starts. Cesaro takes over to start and muscles Kofi down into a headlock. Kofi fights up but gets his arm draped over the top rope as Cesaro keeps control. Kingston tries a springboard chop but gets punched in the ribs on the way down. All Antonio so far and the crowd isn't that interested in what's going on.
An elbow drop gets two on Kofi but he finally starts his comeback. Antonio rolls away from the Boom Drop so Kofi monkey flips him down instead. Cesaro gets a boot up in the corner and we take a break. Back with Kofi escaping a body vice and getting two off a sunset flip. The gutwrench suplex gets two for Cesaro as does a spinebuster. Back to the body vice for a bit but Kofi comes back for a bit.
The SOS is broken up though and a European Uppercut to the back of the head puts Kofi down for two. The SOS connects but Cesaro grabs the bottom rope. In an AWESOME move, Kofi goes up for the cross body but Cesaro pulls him out of the air and into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The Neutralizer gets the pin at 13:46.
The Rhodes Scholars are the guests on MizTV. Rhodes is reintroduced to the crowd after being gone for a few weeks. He makes fun of Miz for not meaning anything in years before Miz makes fun of Cody's mustache. Gay jokes are made and Sandow suggests that Miz has lost touch with reality. Miz says that the Scholars are going to hit the mat harder than Pacquiao did in the sixth round. I believe it was the fifth but whatever. Sandow: You're not a very good host are you?
Miz asks Cody how it felt when Sandow didn't come visit him in the hospital. How does it feel when Sandow says Cody is the Jannetty to his Shawn Michaels? Cody is getting ticked off now. Miz goes on a mini-rant against Cody but Rhodes cuts him off. He says he's heard all of this before and says that he's not going to listen to this nonsense anymore and the interview is over. Miz renames the Scholars the Pink and the Stink. What in the world was the point of this segment?
AJ wants to join Cena at ringside tonight. He doesn't think so because he'd be worried about her getting hurt. AJ finally says ok she'll stay in the back.
John Cena vs. Big Show
Ziggler is on commentary of course. Show headbutts Cena down to start and then does it again. A splash in the corner puts Cena down in the corner but Show yells at the crowd instead of following up. Cena tries the tried and true method of jumping on Show's back to choke him out. That only gets a one count so Cena tries the AA. Since it's the first time, Cena collapses under the weight.
We take a break and come back with Cena countering a chokeslam into a DDT. Show comes back with a side slam for two as Ziggler says Cena is actually impressing him here. Cena fires away with some punches but Show spears him down for two. A BIG elbow drop gets the same for Show and we hit the bearhug. Cena fights out but the STF is easily shrugged off.
They head to the floor for a bit with Show sending Cena into the barricade. Show palms Cena's head to pull him back up to the apron. That's SCARY strength. The Vader Bomb actually hits for two and Show does his usual blank stare. An attempt at a second one misses so Cena hits the ProtoBomb and Shuffle but Show no sells them both. The chokeslam gets two so Cena hits the AA. And here's the Shield for the DQ at 13:52.
The Shield destroys Cena until HELL NO runs in for the save. Show and Ziggler get involved so here's Sheamus to take out Ziggler. Cena spears Show through a table the Shield set up but the numbers are still in the Shield's favor. Cue Ryback who throws a ladder into the ring to take out all three Shield members. A HUGE brawl ends the show.
Results
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett Rollup
Rhodes Scholars b. Prime Time Players, Primo/Epico and Usos Cross Rhodes to Jimmy Uso
Eve Torres b. Alicia Fox Spinning Neckbreaker
Sheamus b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler used a chair
Alberto Del Rio b. Zack Ryder Cross Armbreaker
Vickie Guerrero b. AJ Rollup
Antonio Cesaro b. Kofi Kingston Neutralizer
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.67, up from last week's 2.55.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: December 13, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
It's finally time for Mahal vs. Rollins II, which is annoying as things have changed a lot since this was filmed. Anyway, the match last time was fine but I wish there was more of a reason for these two to be fighting instead of just over the title. All we've really heard is I'm the champion and I want the title. That's not exactly enough to hook fans with a guy treated as a jobber in WWE vs. a member of a team whose gimmick doesn't exist in NXT yet. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the title situation and Mahal attacking Rollins recently.
Paige vs. Sasha Banks
Apparently Banks is debuting here and has been in the New England indies for a few years. I really have an issue with two people in a match being younger than me. It makes me feel old watching this. Banks isn't bad looking but Paige is WAY over with the fans here. Paige takes Banks to the mat with a headscissors and rolls her around with it in a move I haven't seen before.
Sasha nips up to escape and hits a Sin Cara armdrag out of the corner for two. Paige goes into banshee mode with her screaming and the fans go NUTS. A fisherman's suplex gets two for Paige and it's off to a double chickenwing. Sasha escapes with a pair of rollups for two but Paige hits that snap Angle Slam kind of move called the Paige Turner for the pin at 4:03.
Roman Reigns brags about the size of his watch but gets a phone call and leaves.
We recap the end of last week's show where Regal saved Kidd from Kruger and Ohno.
Ohno and Kruger are gunning for Steamboat, Kidd and Barretta. Kruger's voice is pretty awesome here. Oh and if Regal gets involved in their business again, Regal can join them in the ICU.
Oliver Grey vs. ???
Before the match, we get another awesome Bray Wyatt promo about love and power. Wyatt brings out his son, who is a big bald guy with an awesome beard whose name I couldn't understand. The guy is big and muscular and he kicks Grey in the face to start. He looks like he's in green prison garb for lack of a better description. Wyatt is sitting in a rocking chair on the stage. The guy slams Grey down and puts on a bearhug where he whips Grey from side to side. A big side slam ends Grey at 2:00.
Post match Wyatt says the man's name is Rowan and says to follow the buzzards.
Here's Commissioner Dusty Rhodes to hype up the main event. However, he also wants to talk about Vickie Guerrero. Vickie is welcome here any time, but there are no bounties allowed in NXT unless it's run by Dusty. The bounty is officially revoked and here's Camacho to protest. He calls Dusty jefe (boss) and Dusty says it's either General Commissioner or.....Camacho: El Capitan? Dusty: I LOVE THAT! Camacho says the bounty has to be on because he has to get Hunico out of Mexico. If Dusty doesn't reinstate the bounty then Camacho is going to reinstate it on Dusty.
This brings out Big E. Langston, and Dusty makes a handicap match with Camacho and whoever he picks against Langston. Big E. is cool with that. Again: Dusty isn't out here long and he makes something happen while advancing a storyline. Dusty was there about four minutes, which is the longest time he's been on camera yet on this show.
Big Show is answering Bo Dallas' challenge. He says that he's going to knock out Dallas so that Dallas never makes it to the main shows. That's next week as well.
NXT Title: Seth Rollins vs. Jinder Mahal
Mahal is now in 3MB, which is annoying as all the promos and videos tonight have had Mahal in his old attire. After some big match intros we're ready to go. Mahal immediately heads to the floor for a few seconds to mess with Rollins' head. Back in and the champion (Rollins) goes for Mahal's arm, sending him to the ropes for more stalling. Rollins hooks a headlock which goes nowhere so Seth peppers him with forearms.
They head to the floor and Rollins hits a HARD chop. Back in and Seth hits some kicks as Mahal is in trouble. Jinder sends him to the apron and shoves Seth off the ropes to finally take over. We take a break and come back with Mahal choking in the corner. A suplex on the floor gets two for Mahal and it's off to a double arm hold. That doesn't last long so a backbreaker gets another two count, as does a knee to the face.
We hit a quick chinlock but Rollins fights out with some shots to the ribs and a backdrop. Seth tries to go up top but is almost immediately crotched. A clothesline gets two for Jinder and it's back to the chinlock as we take another break. Back with Rollins in a reverse chinlock which is transitioned into a regular version. Rollins fights up and hits a big enziguri to put both guys down.
Back up and Seth dropkicks Mahal down and fires off right hands on the mat. They slug it out until Mahal gets clotheslined to the floor. Rollins hits a suicide dive and Mahal is in trouble. Back in and Seth hits a springboard knee to the side of the head for two. Seth puts him on the top and kicks Mahal in the head, but his super rana is countered into a sunset flip for two.
Jinder comes back again with a sitout slam for two but jumps into a dropkick/knee to the ribs from Seth. This is a very back and forth match. Rollins misses a splash in the corner and Jinder pounds away. Seth counters out of it and hits the running buckle bomb on the opposite corner. The full nelson slam is escaped so Mahal hits a knee to the back of the head and hooks the camel clutch. Seth immediately gets to the rope and comes back with the low superkick (Avada Kedavra) and the standing Sliced Bread (Skywalker) for the pin to retain at 15:20 shown of 22:20.
Corey Graves gets in Rollins' face to end the show with a sarcastic clap.
Results
Paige b. Sasha Banks Paige Turner
Rowan b. Oliver Grey Side Slam
Seth Rollins b. Jinder Mahal Skywalker
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: December 13, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz, Todd Keneley
It's after Final Resolution now and we're heading towards Genesis in January. After one of the least interesting PPVs I can remember in years on Sunday, hopefully things pick up a bit this week. If my math is correct, we're probably coming up on another gimmick show in a few weeks because where would we be without those? Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the major plot points from Sunday.
Here's Bobby Roode to open the show and he's ticked off. He says that he made a business investment with Aces and 8's but he got ripped off. Roode wants answers and he wants them NOW. Here are the bikers and D-Von says they were offered a better deal. Roode demands to know who outbid him and it's.....not going to be revealed right now. D-Von says you might find out later tonight.
Cue Hardy and Storm who want to fight right now. They storm (no pun intended) the ring and clear out the unmasked bikers and for some reason, the armed bikers who have a numbers advantage bail.
Velvet talks about being in Championship Thursday next week.
Mickie is upset about losing last week.
Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky
We've got Madison in the always hot blue camo and Velvet in a black catsuit. I'm happy. Velvet takes over to start and hits some kicks to the back as we hear about Aces and 8's vs. Storm/Hardy in the main event tonight. Great, ANOTHER match the bikers get to lose. Madison comes back with a shot to the chest and stands on Velvet's hair a bit. There's that pelvic thrust thing that Madison does which I think is supposed to be sexy in some way. Velvet makes a comeback and hits an X Factor for the pin at 3:12.
Garrett, Wes and Kurt do a 5 Hour Energy commercial.
Kaz and Daniels brag a bit.
We recap the eight man tag from Sunday, which much like everything else on Sunday, was nothing.
Robbie E/Robbie T vs. Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff
Angle is with the small guys. The Robs attack from behind to start and T starts with Wes. Big Rob pounds away and works over Wes' back before it's off to E. Hot tag brings in Garrett and the fans just dno't care. House is cleaned and everything breaks down. A jawbreaker staggers T and Wes hits a top rope cross body for the pin at 3:30.
Post match a member of Aces and 8's hits Kurt in the knee with a pipe, injuring him before his match next week against D-Von.
Angle's knee is messed up in the back. Word on the street (as in Angle's Twitter) is that Kurt has a groin injury so I guess this is their out.
Joseph Park (driving a Beetle) goes to OVW to train. He meets Danny Davis, the OVW owner, and says he'll start training right now. Park runs laps around the ring and does situps while Davis yells at him. He also vomits in a trashcan. More on this later I'm assuming.
Tara and Jesse come in to annoy Brooke. Apparently it's Jesse vs. Ray tonight and Brooke has very little to say. She's another person I can't stand for the most part.
1-3-13 video again.
Kenny King is ready for RVD again tonight.
James Storm/Jeff Hardy vs. Aces and 8's
It's Doc and the big guy, which is Mike Knox. Storm and Doc start things off with James pounding away before bringing in Hardy. Hardy gets to pound on the big guy now, which is rather pitiful looking given how bad Jeff's punches are. He knocks both guys to the floor and hits a dive as we take a break. Back with Hardy kicking Doc in the face but getting clotheslined by the big guy.
The bikers pound away on Jeff on the floor before taking turns unleashing their wide variety of punches and kicks. The big guy literally just lays on Jeff as this is already dull. The beating goes on for a good while with Doc using a long chinlock. Jeff fights up but can't escape, resulting in him being sent out to the floor. Off to another chinlock which Hardy finally escapes and hits the Whisper in the Wind. Not that it leads to the hot tag or anything but at least was something different.
Hardy hits the mule kick and FINALLY brings in Storm. House is cleaned and a top rope cross body gets two on the big guy. Poetry in Motion hits the masked guy and the other bikers come in. D-Von drops the bat....and it doesn't matter as Last Call takes out Doc and the Twist pins the masked guy at 14:42.
D-Von reveals that it was Aries that paid them more money on Sunday. Not that Hardy and Storm were the ones asking but whatever.
Roode erupts on Hogan in the back about Aries when Aries calls Hulk. Hogan says get here soon and tells Roode to calm down.
We recap Daniels vs. AJ on Sunday with AJ finally losing to Daniels clean.
Here's AJ to address what happened on Sunday. He's upset about losing, so the fans tell him that he's still got it. AJ says he's not going anywhere but he's tired of looking after everyone else all the time. It's time to look after AJ Styles and it has nothing to do with the Impact Zone, Dixie Carter or Impact Wrestling. He's tired of cleaning up every corporate mess and always doing the right thing. From now on, he's going to do his own thing. Ok then. This didn't come off like a heel turn.
Dixie gets AJ's shirt thrown in her face.
Daniels and Kaz celebrate and Kaz has a surprise for Daniels.
Kenny King vs. Rob Van Dam
This is the non-title version of a match that wasn't good when the title was on the line. They trade kicks and armdrags to start until RVD gets in a kick to take over. Kenny kicks a lackadaisical RVD to the floor and hits a corkscrew dive for two. Back in and King hits a floatover suplex and right hands as he's playing the heel in the match. Kenny hits a kind of splash in the corner but a second attempt hits a kick from Van Dam.
A top rope legdrop hits King for two but he comes back with a springboard Blockbuster (kind of at least) for two. Van Dam avoids a charge in the corner but misses a split legged moonsault. The northern lights suplex gets two for Rob and he takes Kenny's head off with a stepover kick. Van Dam goes up for a cross body but King rolls through and puts his feet on the ropes for the pin at 5:45.
Bully Ray comes in to see Hogan and wants to know where Hogan stands on things. Hogan is all ticked off and wants to know why Ray is making his personal stuff Hogan's business. He blames Bully for Brooke being in danger and says he hasn't changed his stance on Ray at all. Ray GOES NUTS, and suggests he has nothing to do with Brooke and that it's a one way street.
He says that Brooke was apologizing for Hulk, which Hogan somehow twists into Brooke and Ray should never be around each other again. Ray goes on a big rant about how he should be on Team Hogan (egads there's a freaking Team Hogan now?) after everything he's been through and Hulk needs to realize his daughter is a grown woman. Ray leaves and Hogan calls him weak. Good grief they have an interesting story like this and it's all about Brooke Hogan. Is ANYBODY surprised by that?
Bully Ray vs. Jesse Godderz
Ray chases Jesse and Tara out of the ring and pounds on Jesse to start. This turns into a total squash with Ray just destroying Jesse and no selling any offense from him. Ray hits a chop in the corner that actually makes me cringe. The fans get another chop that they demand and Tara comes in. Thankfully it's not a DQ as she only gets spanked once and leaves. Jesse jumps Bully from behind and takes over with some forearms. Godderz pounds away but Ray comes back with a single chop. Jesse actually clotheslines Ray down but Bully shrugs it all off and wins with the Bubba Cutter at 6:00.
Aries gets here.
1-3-13 video again.
We recap the ending of the PPV and the announcement of Aries as the guy who gave the bigger offer to the bikers. Aries talks about how he was in the war with Aces and 8's but he never got paid for helping against them or anything like that. He wants the title back, so here's Hardy. Hardy says all Aries had to do was ask but Aries says he has to jump through hoops to get his match. Jeff offers Aries a title shot right here next week in the Impact Zone. Aries says he'll do it on his time. Oh good grief. Hardy punches him and they fight with Hardy hitting the Twist. The show goes off the air at 9:58. Ok then.
Results
Velvet Sky b. Madison Rayne X Factor
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Robbie E/Robbie T Top rope cross body to Robbie T
Jeff Hardy/James Storm b. Aces and 8's Twist of Fate to Masked Man
Bully Ray b. Jesse Godderz Bubba Cutter
Smackdown got a 1.8, the same as last week.
Next week's Raw will be the Slammies.
Monday Night Raw
Date: December 10, 2012
Location: Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
It's the go home show for TLC and the main event has been changed to the six man tag instead of the regular TLC match due to Punk's knee injury. Other than that we've got more Cena vs. Ziggler stuff tonight as the focus is going to be on getting ready for Sunday. Hopefully unlike last night's TNA PPV, we can actually have something happen at TLC. Let's get to it.
After the usual voiceover, here's Ziggler on a ladder in the middle of the ring. He says tonight he's here to talk about the numbers six and fifteen. It's six days until TLC and fifteen days before Christmas. Cena has already cashed in one case and lost, but he still gets shot after shot after shot. Ziggler is going to cash in and become the best world champion ever.
Cue Sheamus who spends about two minutes talking and says he'll win and Ziggler will lose on Sunday. Show comes out and says both of them are delusional and that he'll beat either of them. Sheamus says he can't attack Show before Sunday, but he can have contact with someone else. He shoves Ziggler off the ladder and out to the floor. Nice guy that Sheamus.
Vince is here.
R-Truth vs. Wade Barrett
Kofi and Cesaro are on commentary. Before the bell though, here's a nearly dancing Vince. Vince hypes up the main event tonight and brings out Vickie to praise her for the main event she made. However, we need a second main event. Vince prods her into making Sheamus vs. Ziggler. That's STILL not enough though because he wants a third main event. Vickie comes up with AJ in a handicap match but Vince changes it to AJ vs. Vickie. Yep, we have a blowoff match....I hope.
Barrett takes him to the floor to start as there are probably fifteen ladders spread around the arena. Kofi lists off his resume as Barrett stops Truth's comeback. The pumphandle slam is countered into a rollup for the pin for Truth at 1:50. Yep, I totally buy Barrett as a threat to Kofi now.
Kofi hits a springboard cross body to Barrett post match.
AJ is REALLY excited about the match tonight and tells everyone about it. She goes to find Cena and goes into the locker room. Comedy ensues because she isn't supposed to see some stuff.
Prime Time Players vs. Rhodes Scholars vs. Usos vs. Epico/Primo
Eliminations rules here and the winners get to face Mysterio and Cara in a tables match on Sunday. The winners of THAT get a title shot. I've heard stupider stipulations. Jey and Epico start but it's quickly off to Jimmy who gets two off a double elbow. Primo comes in for an enziguri (that part clearly missed)/downward spiral combo which thankfully only gets two. Primo dropkicks Jey's knee out and steps on him a bit but it's quickly off to Jimmy for a superkick. Jey takes out Epico and the Superfly splash from Jimmy eliminates the cousins.
Titus takes Jey's head off with a clothesline and we take a break. Apparently the Players got eliminated via a superkick and Superfly Slash to Darren while we were away. So it's Rhodes Scholars vs. Usos for a shot at Mysterio/Cara. Gee I wonder where this is going. Sandow comes in and is immediately knocked down by Jimmy for two. Back to Jey for a modified Demolition Decapitator, but Sandow gets a boot up in the corner to break up the momentum.
Cody comes in sporting a mustache and we get a CODY'S MUSTACHE chant. Rhodes doesn't do much and it's quickly off to Sandow for the Wind-Up Elbow. Cody's bulldog is countered and the tag brings Jimmy back in. I don't think Cole knows which Uso is which. There's the Samoan Drop to Cody followed by the running Umaga attack in the corner. The Usos load up the Superfly again but Cody gets his knees up. Cross Rhodes give the Scholars the match at TLC at 10:56.
Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres
Non-title I believe. Apparently the Muppets are the social media ambassadors tonight. Jerry: How does Miss Piggy type with those hooves? Cole: ......that's a really good question. It's your standard gymnastics stuff with Eve being sent to the floor. Claims a knee injury but Alicia doesn't seem to care. A northern lights' suplex and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker both get two for Fox, but Eve pulls her off the top and hits the spinning neckbreaker for the pin at 2:30.
Eve calls the ringside photographer into the ring to take pictures of her post match.
Punk and Heyman are here with the champ on crutches.
Here's Punk on crutches. He says there's nothing to the theories that he's faking the injury because he doesn't want to face Ryback on Sunday. We get a clip of the end of Raw on Monday where the injury apparently was exacerbated. The fans chant FEED ME MORE and Heyman says that's ticking him off. He talks about how Punk is a legitimate champion who doesn't have a stunt double like the Rock. Punk isn't thinking about Ryback anymore, because Ryback isn't in front of him anymore.
As for those people that think he should be stripped of the title, which must be Ryback fans for the most part, come and try to do it. No one has been able to take the title from him and he lists off all the names that he's beaten in his reign that he's beaten. At the Rumble, Rock will be another name on that list. Punk will be at the PPV on Sunday to watch the Shield, who he is NOT affiliated with, beat up HELL NO and Ryback.
We recap the announcement of Vickie vs. AJ, which is literally just the match being announced. Why bother showing this?
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sheamus takes over to start and goes after Ziggler's leg, which apparently was injured in the ladder fall earlier. The fans get behind Ziggler I think and he rakes the eyes to slow Sheamus down. There's a dropkick by Dolph but he gets backdropped to the floor as we take a break. Back with Ziggler holding a chinlock and sending Sheamus out to the floor. Back in and a neckbreaker gets two for Dolph but Sheamus sends him into the buckle. Sheamus starts his comeback but misses a charge, sending him shoulder first into the post.
Ziggler goes up but jumps into the fallaway slam followed by the forearms in the ropes. Sheamus goes up but gets crotched, allowing Dolph to hit a top rope X Factor for two. The Cloverleaf is escaped but there's the Irish Curse for two. These near falls are getting really close. Ziggler rolls away from a Brogue Kick and gets a chair, whacking Sheamus for the DQ at 15:12.
Shemus kicks the chair into Ziggler's face post match.
Khali and Horny come in to help Vickie stretch when Vince walks in on a compromising position. Vince: I thought this was supposed to be a family show.
We get a video of the Shield's attack on Kane on Smackdown. This is followed by I think the same holding the camera promo from the Shield from Friday.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Zack Ryder
Ryder gets a forearm in to start and hooks a very fast chinlock. The fans are way behind Ryder because of the location of the show and the fact that he's facing one of the least interesting wrestlers in years. He sends Del Rio into the corner but gets kicked in the ribs for his efforts. The kick to the arm keeps Ryder down and we hit a chinlock.
Ryder comes back with a sunset flip but walks into a German suplex for two. After another chinlock, Ryder comes back with a backdrop over the buckle in the corner to send Del Rio outside. There are the double knees in the corner but the Broski Boot misses. Cross Armbreaker ends this at 6:30.
AJ vs. Vickie Guerrero
Big reaction for AJ of course. Vickie yells a lot....and we have no referee. The referee is apparently going to be Brad Maddox. Vickie yells a lot more and jumps AJ as AJ is glaring at Maddox. Vickie beats on AJ some more until AJ goes into psycho mode. She kind of spears Vickie down and Vickie runs up the aisle. Back in and Vickie gets beaten on some more and slapped down, but Maddox won't cover. Vickie rolls up AJ for the pin at 2:12. Yep, again, Vickie gets the last laugh. As always.
AJ goes nuts and turns over some ladders at ringside before slapping the ring announcer.
Post break AJ is still going nuts when Cena comes up to try to calm her down. He hugs AJ and the look on his face is a bit awkward.
Kofi Kingston vs. Antonio Cesaro
Antonio does his schtick before the match starts. Cesaro takes over to start and muscles Kofi down into a headlock. Kofi fights up but gets his arm draped over the top rope as Cesaro keeps control. Kingston tries a springboard chop but gets punched in the ribs on the way down. All Antonio so far and the crowd isn't that interested in what's going on.
An elbow drop gets two on Kofi but he finally starts his comeback. Antonio rolls away from the Boom Drop so Kofi monkey flips him down instead. Cesaro gets a boot up in the corner and we take a break. Back with Kofi escaping a body vice and getting two off a sunset flip. The gutwrench suplex gets two for Cesaro as does a spinebuster. Back to the body vice for a bit but Kofi comes back for a bit.
The SOS is broken up though and a European Uppercut to the back of the head puts Kofi down for two. The SOS connects but Cesaro grabs the bottom rope. In an AWESOME move, Kofi goes up for the cross body but Cesaro pulls him out of the air and into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The Neutralizer gets the pin at 13:46.
The Rhodes Scholars are the guests on MizTV. Rhodes is reintroduced to the crowd after being gone for a few weeks. He makes fun of Miz for not meaning anything in years before Miz makes fun of Cody's mustache. Gay jokes are made and Sandow suggests that Miz has lost touch with reality. Miz says that the Scholars are going to hit the mat harder than Pacquiao did in the sixth round. I believe it was the fifth but whatever. Sandow: You're not a very good host are you?
Miz asks Cody how it felt when Sandow didn't come visit him in the hospital. How does it feel when Sandow says Cody is the Jannetty to his Shawn Michaels? Cody is getting ticked off now. Miz goes on a mini-rant against Cody but Rhodes cuts him off. He says he's heard all of this before and says that he's not going to listen to this nonsense anymore and the interview is over. Miz renames the Scholars the Pink and the Stink. What in the world was the point of this segment?
AJ wants to join Cena at ringside tonight. He doesn't think so because he'd be worried about her getting hurt. AJ finally says ok she'll stay in the back.
John Cena vs. Big Show
Ziggler is on commentary of course. Show headbutts Cena down to start and then does it again. A splash in the corner puts Cena down in the corner but Show yells at the crowd instead of following up. Cena tries the tried and true method of jumping on Show's back to choke him out. That only gets a one count so Cena tries the AA. Since it's the first time, Cena collapses under the weight.
We take a break and come back with Cena countering a chokeslam into a DDT. Show comes back with a side slam for two as Ziggler says Cena is actually impressing him here. Cena fires away with some punches but Show spears him down for two. A BIG elbow drop gets the same for Show and we hit the bearhug. Cena fights out but the STF is easily shrugged off.
They head to the floor for a bit with Show sending Cena into the barricade. Show palms Cena's head to pull him back up to the apron. That's SCARY strength. The Vader Bomb actually hits for two and Show does his usual blank stare. An attempt at a second one misses so Cena hits the ProtoBomb and Shuffle but Show no sells them both. The chokeslam gets two so Cena hits the AA. And here's the Shield for the DQ at 13:52.
The Shield destroys Cena until HELL NO runs in for the save. Show and Ziggler get involved so here's Sheamus to take out Ziggler. Cena spears Show through a table the Shield set up but the numbers are still in the Shield's favor. Cue Ryback who throws a ladder into the ring to take out all three Shield members. A HUGE brawl ends the show.
Results
R-Truth b. Wade Barrett Rollup
Rhodes Scholars b. Prime Time Players, Primo/Epico and Usos Cross Rhodes to Jimmy Uso
Eve Torres b. Alicia Fox Spinning Neckbreaker
Sheamus b. Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Ziggler used a chair
Alberto Del Rio b. Zack Ryder Cross Armbreaker
Vickie Guerrero b. AJ Rollup
Antonio Cesaro b. Kofi Kingston Neutralizer
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.67, up from last week's 2.55.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: December 13, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
It's finally time for Mahal vs. Rollins II, which is annoying as things have changed a lot since this was filmed. Anyway, the match last time was fine but I wish there was more of a reason for these two to be fighting instead of just over the title. All we've really heard is I'm the champion and I want the title. That's not exactly enough to hook fans with a guy treated as a jobber in WWE vs. a member of a team whose gimmick doesn't exist in NXT yet. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the title situation and Mahal attacking Rollins recently.
Paige vs. Sasha Banks
Apparently Banks is debuting here and has been in the New England indies for a few years. I really have an issue with two people in a match being younger than me. It makes me feel old watching this. Banks isn't bad looking but Paige is WAY over with the fans here. Paige takes Banks to the mat with a headscissors and rolls her around with it in a move I haven't seen before.
Sasha nips up to escape and hits a Sin Cara armdrag out of the corner for two. Paige goes into banshee mode with her screaming and the fans go NUTS. A fisherman's suplex gets two for Paige and it's off to a double chickenwing. Sasha escapes with a pair of rollups for two but Paige hits that snap Angle Slam kind of move called the Paige Turner for the pin at 4:03.
Roman Reigns brags about the size of his watch but gets a phone call and leaves.
We recap the end of last week's show where Regal saved Kidd from Kruger and Ohno.
Ohno and Kruger are gunning for Steamboat, Kidd and Barretta. Kruger's voice is pretty awesome here. Oh and if Regal gets involved in their business again, Regal can join them in the ICU.
Oliver Grey vs. ???
Before the match, we get another awesome Bray Wyatt promo about love and power. Wyatt brings out his son, who is a big bald guy with an awesome beard whose name I couldn't understand. The guy is big and muscular and he kicks Grey in the face to start. He looks like he's in green prison garb for lack of a better description. Wyatt is sitting in a rocking chair on the stage. The guy slams Grey down and puts on a bearhug where he whips Grey from side to side. A big side slam ends Grey at 2:00.
Post match Wyatt says the man's name is Rowan and says to follow the buzzards.
Here's Commissioner Dusty Rhodes to hype up the main event. However, he also wants to talk about Vickie Guerrero. Vickie is welcome here any time, but there are no bounties allowed in NXT unless it's run by Dusty. The bounty is officially revoked and here's Camacho to protest. He calls Dusty jefe (boss) and Dusty says it's either General Commissioner or.....Camacho: El Capitan? Dusty: I LOVE THAT! Camacho says the bounty has to be on because he has to get Hunico out of Mexico. If Dusty doesn't reinstate the bounty then Camacho is going to reinstate it on Dusty.
This brings out Big E. Langston, and Dusty makes a handicap match with Camacho and whoever he picks against Langston. Big E. is cool with that. Again: Dusty isn't out here long and he makes something happen while advancing a storyline. Dusty was there about four minutes, which is the longest time he's been on camera yet on this show.
Big Show is answering Bo Dallas' challenge. He says that he's going to knock out Dallas so that Dallas never makes it to the main shows. That's next week as well.
NXT Title: Seth Rollins vs. Jinder Mahal
Mahal is now in 3MB, which is annoying as all the promos and videos tonight have had Mahal in his old attire. After some big match intros we're ready to go. Mahal immediately heads to the floor for a few seconds to mess with Rollins' head. Back in and the champion (Rollins) goes for Mahal's arm, sending him to the ropes for more stalling. Rollins hooks a headlock which goes nowhere so Seth peppers him with forearms.
They head to the floor and Rollins hits a HARD chop. Back in and Seth hits some kicks as Mahal is in trouble. Jinder sends him to the apron and shoves Seth off the ropes to finally take over. We take a break and come back with Mahal choking in the corner. A suplex on the floor gets two for Mahal and it's off to a double arm hold. That doesn't last long so a backbreaker gets another two count, as does a knee to the face.
We hit a quick chinlock but Rollins fights out with some shots to the ribs and a backdrop. Seth tries to go up top but is almost immediately crotched. A clothesline gets two for Jinder and it's back to the chinlock as we take another break. Back with Rollins in a reverse chinlock which is transitioned into a regular version. Rollins fights up and hits a big enziguri to put both guys down.
Back up and Seth dropkicks Mahal down and fires off right hands on the mat. They slug it out until Mahal gets clotheslined to the floor. Rollins hits a suicide dive and Mahal is in trouble. Back in and Seth hits a springboard knee to the side of the head for two. Seth puts him on the top and kicks Mahal in the head, but his super rana is countered into a sunset flip for two.
Jinder comes back again with a sitout slam for two but jumps into a dropkick/knee to the ribs from Seth. This is a very back and forth match. Rollins misses a splash in the corner and Jinder pounds away. Seth counters out of it and hits the running buckle bomb on the opposite corner. The full nelson slam is escaped so Mahal hits a knee to the back of the head and hooks the camel clutch. Seth immediately gets to the rope and comes back with the low superkick (Avada Kedavra) and the standing Sliced Bread (Skywalker) for the pin to retain at 15:20 shown of 22:20.
Corey Graves gets in Rollins' face to end the show with a sarcastic clap.
Results
Paige b. Sasha Banks Paige Turner
Rowan b. Oliver Grey Side Slam
Seth Rollins b. Jinder Mahal Skywalker
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: December 13, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz, Todd Keneley
It's after Final Resolution now and we're heading towards Genesis in January. After one of the least interesting PPVs I can remember in years on Sunday, hopefully things pick up a bit this week. If my math is correct, we're probably coming up on another gimmick show in a few weeks because where would we be without those? Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the major plot points from Sunday.
Here's Bobby Roode to open the show and he's ticked off. He says that he made a business investment with Aces and 8's but he got ripped off. Roode wants answers and he wants them NOW. Here are the bikers and D-Von says they were offered a better deal. Roode demands to know who outbid him and it's.....not going to be revealed right now. D-Von says you might find out later tonight.
Cue Hardy and Storm who want to fight right now. They storm (no pun intended) the ring and clear out the unmasked bikers and for some reason, the armed bikers who have a numbers advantage bail.
Velvet talks about being in Championship Thursday next week.
Mickie is upset about losing last week.
Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky
We've got Madison in the always hot blue camo and Velvet in a black catsuit. I'm happy. Velvet takes over to start and hits some kicks to the back as we hear about Aces and 8's vs. Storm/Hardy in the main event tonight. Great, ANOTHER match the bikers get to lose. Madison comes back with a shot to the chest and stands on Velvet's hair a bit. There's that pelvic thrust thing that Madison does which I think is supposed to be sexy in some way. Velvet makes a comeback and hits an X Factor for the pin at 3:12.
Garrett, Wes and Kurt do a 5 Hour Energy commercial.
Kaz and Daniels brag a bit.
We recap the eight man tag from Sunday, which much like everything else on Sunday, was nothing.
Robbie E/Robbie T vs. Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff
Angle is with the small guys. The Robs attack from behind to start and T starts with Wes. Big Rob pounds away and works over Wes' back before it's off to E. Hot tag brings in Garrett and the fans just dno't care. House is cleaned and everything breaks down. A jawbreaker staggers T and Wes hits a top rope cross body for the pin at 3:30.
Post match a member of Aces and 8's hits Kurt in the knee with a pipe, injuring him before his match next week against D-Von.
Angle's knee is messed up in the back. Word on the street (as in Angle's Twitter) is that Kurt has a groin injury so I guess this is their out.
Joseph Park (driving a Beetle) goes to OVW to train. He meets Danny Davis, the OVW owner, and says he'll start training right now. Park runs laps around the ring and does situps while Davis yells at him. He also vomits in a trashcan. More on this later I'm assuming.
Tara and Jesse come in to annoy Brooke. Apparently it's Jesse vs. Ray tonight and Brooke has very little to say. She's another person I can't stand for the most part.
1-3-13 video again.
Kenny King is ready for RVD again tonight.
James Storm/Jeff Hardy vs. Aces and 8's
It's Doc and the big guy, which is Mike Knox. Storm and Doc start things off with James pounding away before bringing in Hardy. Hardy gets to pound on the big guy now, which is rather pitiful looking given how bad Jeff's punches are. He knocks both guys to the floor and hits a dive as we take a break. Back with Hardy kicking Doc in the face but getting clotheslined by the big guy.
The bikers pound away on Jeff on the floor before taking turns unleashing their wide variety of punches and kicks. The big guy literally just lays on Jeff as this is already dull. The beating goes on for a good while with Doc using a long chinlock. Jeff fights up but can't escape, resulting in him being sent out to the floor. Off to another chinlock which Hardy finally escapes and hits the Whisper in the Wind. Not that it leads to the hot tag or anything but at least was something different.
Hardy hits the mule kick and FINALLY brings in Storm. House is cleaned and a top rope cross body gets two on the big guy. Poetry in Motion hits the masked guy and the other bikers come in. D-Von drops the bat....and it doesn't matter as Last Call takes out Doc and the Twist pins the masked guy at 14:42.
D-Von reveals that it was Aries that paid them more money on Sunday. Not that Hardy and Storm were the ones asking but whatever.
Roode erupts on Hogan in the back about Aries when Aries calls Hulk. Hogan says get here soon and tells Roode to calm down.
We recap Daniels vs. AJ on Sunday with AJ finally losing to Daniels clean.
Here's AJ to address what happened on Sunday. He's upset about losing, so the fans tell him that he's still got it. AJ says he's not going anywhere but he's tired of looking after everyone else all the time. It's time to look after AJ Styles and it has nothing to do with the Impact Zone, Dixie Carter or Impact Wrestling. He's tired of cleaning up every corporate mess and always doing the right thing. From now on, he's going to do his own thing. Ok then. This didn't come off like a heel turn.
Dixie gets AJ's shirt thrown in her face.
Daniels and Kaz celebrate and Kaz has a surprise for Daniels.
Kenny King vs. Rob Van Dam
This is the non-title version of a match that wasn't good when the title was on the line. They trade kicks and armdrags to start until RVD gets in a kick to take over. Kenny kicks a lackadaisical RVD to the floor and hits a corkscrew dive for two. Back in and King hits a floatover suplex and right hands as he's playing the heel in the match. Kenny hits a kind of splash in the corner but a second attempt hits a kick from Van Dam.
A top rope legdrop hits King for two but he comes back with a springboard Blockbuster (kind of at least) for two. Van Dam avoids a charge in the corner but misses a split legged moonsault. The northern lights suplex gets two for Rob and he takes Kenny's head off with a stepover kick. Van Dam goes up for a cross body but King rolls through and puts his feet on the ropes for the pin at 5:45.
Bully Ray comes in to see Hogan and wants to know where Hogan stands on things. Hogan is all ticked off and wants to know why Ray is making his personal stuff Hogan's business. He blames Bully for Brooke being in danger and says he hasn't changed his stance on Ray at all. Ray GOES NUTS, and suggests he has nothing to do with Brooke and that it's a one way street.
He says that Brooke was apologizing for Hulk, which Hogan somehow twists into Brooke and Ray should never be around each other again. Ray goes on a big rant about how he should be on Team Hogan (egads there's a freaking Team Hogan now?) after everything he's been through and Hulk needs to realize his daughter is a grown woman. Ray leaves and Hogan calls him weak. Good grief they have an interesting story like this and it's all about Brooke Hogan. Is ANYBODY surprised by that?
Bully Ray vs. Jesse Godderz
Ray chases Jesse and Tara out of the ring and pounds on Jesse to start. This turns into a total squash with Ray just destroying Jesse and no selling any offense from him. Ray hits a chop in the corner that actually makes me cringe. The fans get another chop that they demand and Tara comes in. Thankfully it's not a DQ as she only gets spanked once and leaves. Jesse jumps Bully from behind and takes over with some forearms. Godderz pounds away but Ray comes back with a single chop. Jesse actually clotheslines Ray down but Bully shrugs it all off and wins with the Bubba Cutter at 6:00.
Aries gets here.
1-3-13 video again.
We recap the ending of the PPV and the announcement of Aries as the guy who gave the bigger offer to the bikers. Aries talks about how he was in the war with Aces and 8's but he never got paid for helping against them or anything like that. He wants the title back, so here's Hardy. Hardy says all Aries had to do was ask but Aries says he has to jump through hoops to get his match. Jeff offers Aries a title shot right here next week in the Impact Zone. Aries says he'll do it on his time. Oh good grief. Hardy punches him and they fight with Hardy hitting the Twist. The show goes off the air at 9:58. Ok then.
Results
Velvet Sky b. Madison Rayne X Factor
Wes Brisco/Garrett Bischoff b. Robbie E/Robbie T Top rope cross body to Robbie T
Jeff Hardy/James Storm b. Aces and 8's Twist of Fate to Masked Man
Bully Ray b. Jesse Godderz Bubba Cutter