Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
I'm a human being with an opinion that I'm willing to explain.
Oh yeah. What opinion is that then?
Don't quote my entire post and then make your argument into a cheap attempt to put me on the defensive that doesn't in any way reference any of the points I made.
You're no fun at all. I think we're going to have a rocky friendship from here on in Jack.
If it's so obvious that Cena should win here, then I imagine that even you wouldn't have trouble describing why you've reached that conclusion.
Well let me put it this way He's got muscles in places my places don't even have places and he'd hoist that big nasty baldy man onto his back and slam him down like BOOOOOOM. He's also really nice to kids and one time when I went to a show I said it was my birthday and he gave me a great big hug that felt like it lasted forever.
Whereas I get the feeling Earthquake is mean. He looks like the sort of guy who would put a kitten in a knapsack and throw him off the Golden Gate bridge. He also looks like the sort of nasty guy who can't reach his feet to put his socks on in the morning. John Cena will take advantage of that unathletic so and so like he's done before with the sweaty Big Slow.
You would pay money to watch an eight second match just so you could soak in the aura that you see surrounding John Cena? I hate to break it to you, but the people around you might kill your vibe by booing the shit out of him.
What? What do you mean? Everyone likes John Cena. He rosed above Breats cancer and he gives kids wishes like when they ask him if they can go to the Moon he says yes and he takes them up there personally. I never heard Cena be booed but I don't have the sound on when I watch RAW. I listen to serene noises of the Apalachian footpaths.
I'm not aware of the fact that I like John Cena?
Damn skippy hippy.
You're just a little mind fucker aren't you?
You've got a real bad potty mouth. I've a good mind to call my parole officer on you.
Trying to plant the seed of an idea in my head won't work on me young grasshopper,
I've got this really neat hypnotheraputic video montage of Cena set to Bhangra. I'll PM it to you... old... Lamprey...... I dunno, you're funny. Grasshopper, GOOD ONE!!
especially one as stupid as the idea that the punchline to the worst joke ever told in pro-wrestling history that is John Cena will get me liking him eventually.
Look, I think you and Mr. Cena got off on the wrong feet. I think you need to open your head and give him another chance because when you feel how lovely he really is and all the good vibes he gives to kids all over the world (but not in a bad way) yo must will feel a great sens of wrongedness for not liking him all the time before that. And you will see he is the best and you will love him back too in a Abrahamic monotheistic sense, but without all the silly kneeling down.
Oh, I already voted for Earthquake. I really don't give a shit if I violate the social contract you imagine that we have.
Sniff. You made me cry You really just made me cry just then. Yo appy, you just made a grown man crying himself so that his vest gets all soggy and he catches a cold. I'm gonna call my lawyer and he's really good. He'll get you to apologize for making me hit a record low I feel like I'm in a ravine right now and it's like "Iceberg to the left of me, iceberg to the right but here I am, stuck in the middle with frostbite.
Just ask KB if you can reverse your vote man. He's a good guy, he'll understand your change of heart.