The [OFFICIAL] John 'Bradshaw' Layfield, Wrestling God, Headquarters

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  1. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    John 'Bradshaw' Layfield is a former WWE Champion who has done it all in the wrestling world. From being a comedic act in the APA to being the most hated man in the company as the self-made millionaire, JBL has seen it all and done it all. JBL was the longest reigning WWE Champion in 10 years, holding the belt for roughly 10 months. In fact let's take a look at JBL's accomplishments:

    • WWE Championship (1 time, 280 Days, Longest for 10 Years)
    • WWE Hardcore Championship (17 times)
    • WWE Intercontinental Championship (1 time)
    • WWE United States Championship (1 time)
    • WWF European Championship (1 time)
    • WWF Tag Team Championship (3 times) with Ron Simmons
    • Tenth Grand Slam Champion
    • Twentieth Triple Crown Champion
    • #5 on the PWI 500 in 2005
    • Best Gimmick - 2004: Wrestling Observer Newsletter Awards

    A healthy resume to say the least for JBL.

    Why JBL?

    There are many reasons to vote for JBL. When it comes to it, JBL has seen them all and beaten them all. From John Cena to the Undertaker, JBL has some impressive victories. JBL isn't just successful in the ring however, he's also a success outside too. JBL is a successful businessman, a regular analyst on Fox's The Cost of Freedom , has his own syndicated radio show and is the current senior vice president of Northeast Securities

    JBL has also released a vitality drink called Mamajuama and wrote a book entitled Have More Money Now. On top of all these successes though, JBL is also an American hero. Here are two examples of JBL's patriotic side shining through:

    First, JBL protects the United States border from invasion by illegal immigrants.

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    Second, JBL goes toe-to-toe with a beast that has ravaged more cities than any natural disaster:

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    John Layfield is a patriot and an American hero. Layfield is also a Wrestling God, defeating any and all who have stood in his way, and this will start once again when JBL steps into the ring with Ted DiBiase in his first match of the 2011 JBL WrestleZone campaign. So let's get together folks, and vote for JBL and make 2011 the year of John 'Bradshaw' Layfield.

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  2. gd

    gd Plump, Juicy User

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    Ya, he's pretty solid.
     
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  3. The Holy One

    The Holy One What's really good?

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    A vote against JBL is a vote against America and it also makes you a commie or a no good illegal.
     
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  5. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    Oh look it's the first victim.
     
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  6. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    This place should be a dead zone after the first round.
     
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  7. Dave

    Dave Administrator
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    Good luck pissing up against a wall... Sincerely.
     
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  8. Big Nick Dudley

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    *will be
     
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  9. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    Start a massive misinformation campaign to convince the 15 year olds JBL is facing jr.
     
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  10. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    Shocky thought he was at one point
     
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  11. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    Anyone that thinks DiBiase is a lock to go over is going to be surprised.
     
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  12. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    He's not a lock, of course. But he's light years better. In every aspect.
     
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  13. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    Except for that success thing. Not like that matters though.
     
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  14. The Holy One

    The Holy One What's really good?

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    What's with all these commies hating on JBL? Just b/c he's a Wrestling God and you're not and he stacks paper to the ceiling while you can barely rub two pennies together is no reason why you shouldn't vote for JBL. Screw Dusty Rhodes, JBL is THE American Dream!
     
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  15. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    I'd call bullshit there as well. He was a Tag Team guy until they ran out of options. He did well with what he had, but it wasn't greatness. A solid world title run, yes. A Hall Of Fame career? Not so much.
     
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  16. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    I'd call bullshit there as well. He was a Tag Team guy until they ran out of options. He did well with what he had, but it wasn't greatness. A solid world title run, yes. A Hall Of Fame career? Not so much.
     
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  17. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    Not a Hall of Fame career? The man was a Triple Crown winner. A Grand Slam winner. The longest reigning World champion for ten years. Multiple midcard reigns and tag titles also add to that list. DiBiase has...3 tag title reigns and a pair of runs with the belt he made. I think we know whose career success was greater.
     
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  18. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    JBL has more money, right? That cripples DiBiase from the start.
     
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  19. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    JBL has real money.
     
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  20. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    I'll stop shitting in your HQ and let you have your fun. I'll save it for the debate. :)
     
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  21. The Holy One

    The Holy One What's really good?

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    As true as that is, JBL didn't even try to buy the WWE title. He went out and won it in a match.
     
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  22. FunKay the Inevitable

    FunKay the Inevitable People Like Me, We Don't Play

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    Good stuff. I'm actually really looking forward to the debate. I'm aiming to have fun rather than pull what could be defined as a Will.
     
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  23. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    A vote for JBL is a vote for Fox News. Just think about that.
     
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  24. Shocky

    Shocky Kissin Babies and Huggin Fat Girlz

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    Fair and Balanced with No Spin?
     
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  25. Big Nick Dudley

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    So Ted is far more clever...I agree :)
     
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