The Dovahkiin Kellermeyer Award for Best User Name

Discussion in '2012 Forum Awards' started by Nate DaMac, Dec 5, 2012.

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Who has the best user name?

  1. Haiku Hogan

  2. Lord Sidious

  3. Greet White Sam

  4. Nick PagLeeno

  5. Orton Pose __O_/

  6. George Steele's Barber

  7. Sanka Coffee

  8. I<3DAGGERDIAS

  9. Pink Hole Slam

  10. The Crock

  11. FrozenTrash

  12. .

  13. IHW

  14. Find'er Woo'er Ryder

  15. Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker

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  1. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    This poll will be open until December 31st. If there is a tie, the winner will be decided by written votes.


    Nominees
    Haiku Hogan
    Lord Sidious
    Greet White Sam
    Nick PagLeeno
    Orton Pose \__O_/
    George Steele's Barber
    Sanka Coffee
    I<3DAGGERDIAS
    Pink Hole Slam
    The Crock
    FrozenTrash
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    I Heart Wrestling
    Find'er Woo'er Ryder
    Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker
     
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  2. FitFinlay4Life

    FitFinlay4Life What's the craic?

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    If Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker actually wins, who gets the award? :p
     
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  3. INDYjon22

    INDYjon22 Nome is where your heart is

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    Lulz, FrozenTrash should win based on the fact that he hasn't been on here on a year. This would the greatest surprise for me to fill him in on if he won.
     
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  4. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    I voted Haiku Hogan, and here's why.

    Orton Pose was from last year, and he rarely even posts. It's like he signed up for a wrestling forum just because he came up with a kickass name and decided the world needed to see it. Yeah, it's a pretty clever name, but have we not gotten over it?

    Todd's ridiculous prison name: He didn't choose that name, it was given to him. Funny as it may be, don't you think it lacks a little... subtlety?

    Haiku Hogan puts the image of the Hulkster meditating under a lotus blossom tree, slowly opening his eyes, and writing a poem with a mere 17 syllables that expresses his deepest, innermost feelings.

    Linda left me cold
    Nick is fucked up, Brooke's a ****e
    It's hard being Hulk

    Not only is the name clever, but he's lived up to the image it conjures by delivering countless haikus to us over the year. This is the type of poster that deserves this award that I named a year ago when Skyrim came out and Nick is too lazy to find a new name for. Wasn't there just a baby named Hashtag or something?
     
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  5. The Crock

    The Crock WOO!

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    Why did I get nominated...? I'm giving my vote to Haiku Hogan.
     
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  6. Danger Burger

    Danger Burger Thread Killer

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    Pink hole slam is hilarious.

    If that Tyson kidd guy changed his name to Rape Baby, he'd have won.

    Haiku or .
    . or Haiku
    .
    its gta be . because its not even a word. That is outside the god damn box.

    And he lives up to the name endlessly.
     
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  7. George Steele's Barber

    George Steele's Barber Advertise Here $9.95/month

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    Is . an angry, bloody, mess that shows up once a month for about 3 days and drives you crazy? If so, he is definitely living up to his name.
     
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  8. akrassikauda

    akrassikauda #Evil Empire

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    Can someone tell me why Lying ******ed Troll Bitch not on this list because hats a very creative name to give someone.
     
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  9. Natural Selection

    Natural Selection InfoWarrior

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    LyingRetardedCrybabyTrollBitch

    Haiku Hogan all day, best gimmick ever.
     
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  10. Lee

    Lee Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
    Staff Member Super Moderator E-Fed Mod

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    Orton Pose should be banned as he won it last year.
     
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  11. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    There is no best WZ gimmick award. But if this were it, Haiku Hogan would run away with it. I'm voting for him.
     
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