The Brock Angle Award for Undisputed 2009 Rookie of the Year

Discussion in '2012 Forum Awards' started by Coco, Dec 7, 2012.

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Who is the Undisputed 2009 Rookie of the Year?

  1. Coco

  2. D-Man

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  1. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    For those who have yet to be made of aware of the greatest atrocity and human rights violation in the history of the WrestleZone forums, I'll bring you up to speed. In 2009, I received more nominations for Rookie of the Year than some of the people who were on the ballot. You see, the PTB (Powers That Be) decided that they wanted competitive awards voting (to generate discussion and debate and whatnot; they like activity), and putting me on the ballot pretty much ensured a one-sided shut-out first-round knock-out submission first-ballot-hall-of-fame meat-tornado bawdy-French-farce *********ing-in-front-of-your-webcam flawless victory. So my name was left off of the ballot, and an unworthy man was crowned the 2009 Rookie of the Year.

    Today, we rectify and injustice.

    You guys like Dean Ambrose, right? Well we all know what Ambrose would do. He'd spit in the face of injustice. He'd take a swing at the man who's spent the last three years (ab)using his influence around here to keep this confrontation from happening. He'd put D-Man in the Camel Clutch, bend that prom queen over, fuck him in the ass, and make him humble. And this is your chance to do the same.

    D-Man vs Coco. For all the marbles. To the death. Time to perform your civic duty, people.
     
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  2. IrishCanadian25

    IrishCanadian25 Going on 10 years with WrestleZone

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    This is just damn funny. A little sad - but funny...
     
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  3. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    This gon' be good.
     
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  4. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    IT'S TIME.
     
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  5. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    Ooh, I'm excited.
     
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  6. The Dragon Saga

    The Dragon Saga Whale in a Teardrop

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    I'm not that into Ambrose, so whose side does that leave me on?
     
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  7. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Hitler's.

    And by extension, the Nazi mods'.
     
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  8. ABMorales787

    ABMorales787 Lord And Master
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    I'll be sure to throw the towel in once you start humbling him.
     
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  9. The Dragon Saga

    The Dragon Saga Whale in a Teardrop

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    I've always had a soft spot for Adolf and his 'stache, I'll take it.
     
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  10. IrishCanadian25

    IrishCanadian25 Going on 10 years with WrestleZone

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  11. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    Awwww SHIT. The WAHHHH-ambulance has arrived.

    It's on, bitch.
     
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  12. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Kind of wishing I'd voted for you now. I like a man with self-awareness.
     
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  13. ABMorales787

    ABMorales787 Lord And Master
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    I'm kinda amused by the guys who voted for D-Man. They aren't really getting it.
     
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  14. Danger Burger

    Danger Burger Thread Killer

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    I hate propoganda, and have a keen interest in having Killjoy think I'm a moron.

    Ok, only half of that is true.

    I feel compelled to vote D-man, and have no idea why.
     
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  15. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    I must admit... this thread amuses me very much.
     
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  16. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    In a swerve I have decided making fun of Doc's virginity is entertaining.
     
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  17. Gelgarin

    Gelgarin Gentleman of the Old School

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    Dagger Dias voted for D-Man. I invite you to draw your own conclusions.
     
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  18. George Steele's Barber

    George Steele's Barber Advertise Here $9.95/month

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    I don't get it. I'll just assume Coco is a D-Man alt. If not, I'll just assume Coco sees D-Man's pics and really wants to shove his cock deep in to D-Man's rectal cavity (kissing optional).
     
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  19. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    Coco is obsessed with me.
     
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  20. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    You're way off base. That wasn't me. It was Sidious.

    And it wasn't you. It was Norcal.
     
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  21. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    I know I've slowed down the amount of posting I've done in 2012. Even with my decreasing amount of posts that I make weekly, you respond to at least 80% of them with trolling comments. That sounds like obsession to me.
     
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  22. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    80%? Good fucking lord, man. I occasionally respond to posts of yours I disagree with. It's nothing personal and nowhere near as frequent as you like to pretend. And it certainly isn't trolling (not that I'd expect a simpleton like you to understand what that term means; most people here don't seem to get it). Your little persecution complex is getting laughable.

    Couple that with your bar room thread, all but begging for external validation, and you seem to be becoming a regular contributor of the kind of sad content you used to mock teen-aged virgins for.
     
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  23. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    That's like saying I occasionally watch wrestling on television. For every five posts I make, two of them garner idiotic responses from you. Anyone could look it up and see for themselves. And it most certainly is trolling, considering that the definition is:

    It's pretty much the exact definition.

    My bar room thread is no more ridiculous than your threads that beg and starve for attention every day. At least mine come every couple of months. But I know you'll still sit there and, as a true hypocrite, deny this. So I'll provide an example:

    http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=244735

    This isn't a cry for attention? Come on now.
     
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  24. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Splendid idea. I looked it up.

    But before I share my findings with the class, I'd just like to point out that you accuse me here of giving you an idiotic response to two out of every five of your posts. However, just yesterday, you said this:

    Either you failed math, or are talking straight out of your ass. Which is it?

    While you contemplate that, let's examine your five latest posts:

    Now, to be fair, I respond to four of those five posts. However, what we need to take into account is that two of your last five posts were part of a conversation with me, and obviously solicited a reply. I won't accept that I'm obsessed with you simply because we've decided to enter into discourse.

    Of the remaining three posts that aren't part of our conversation, I responded to two. However, I was mentioned by you in one of those posts. So far, I don't see myself as having any sort of obsession with you. Rather, I respond when spoken to and take notice when spoken about. Nothing peculiar about this. But maybe this block of five posts isn't representative of the norm. So I'll gladly go back further in your post history.

    Let's look at your next seven most recent posts:

    Seven consecutive posts without a reply from me. How do you explain that? Clearly, your math is off base, as are your accusations. I'd explain it as a persecution complex. But then again, maybe you have so little going on socially at the moment that when someone pays you the slightest bit of attention, it has a profound impact on you. Maybe little bits of keyboard caressing I occasionally send your way feels like 80% to you. I reckon you're the kind of guy who when he meets the eyes of a mildly attractive stranger automatically feels the warm and fuzzies and is so taken aback that he's ready to get down on bended knee then and there. Yes, I reckon that's the kind of desperate loneliness your porn-addled existence has left you resigned to.

    Whatever's going on, the evidence suggests that your perception of me isn't in tune with reality.

    It felt like a conversation worth having. Do we no longer value discussion on a discussion forum?

    But since you seem to be a fan of people looking up the facts, let's look up some more. Let's look up the threads I've started recently:

    http://forums.wrestlezone.com/search.php?searchid=8432545

    Does that look like the posting history of a man who creates a thread that begs for attention on a daily basis? I didn't think so.

    You call me obsessed, but you're the one skewing the facts in an effort to drag another man through the mud. If anyone's obsessed, I'd say it's you.

    Now, you may respond to this by saying that this thread is CLEAR evidence that I'm obsessed with you. But what you need to consider is that this thread has nothing to do with you. It's about the 2009 Rookie of the Year. If that were Dave, or Lariat, or SavageTaker, or whoever, it'd be their name on the poll instead of your own. I have no obsession with you. Just the ability to gut you with a passing comment and make you feel and look like the little man you are.
     
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  25. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    Actually, that's exactly my response to this. Did you honestly take the time out to put this together? Am I having a nightmare? No, wait... this really just happened. You took my post so literally and you were so eager to make a point that you did... this.

    All you had to do was say "I disagree" and maybe put a passage or two about why. But you really went the extra mile here and I'm quite disturbed by it. Congratulations, you're officially a creep.

    Actually, I believe this thread has to do with your obsession. You've been consumed with the fact that I won this poll since 2009. For one reason or the next, you constantly go back to this topic and make case after case about why you should have won.

    First of all, who really cares? Does this burn you up inside that much? Fact of the matter is that I was a billion times better than you when I first signed onto this forum. I was as motivated as most rookies that put effort into their posting in this place not only was I was one of the top posters of that year but I was much better than you.

    Since then, I've grown to not give a shit about my "quality" or "quantity" of posts. I've accomplished all I wanted to accomplish here. Sure, presently, many are going to think that you're more deserving of an award from three years ago because they weren't here when I gave a crap. Now that I don't, they can think whatever they want. The truth is still the truth.
     
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