The Affirmative Action Award for Best Minority Poster

Discussion in '2012 Forum Awards' started by Nate DaMac, Dec 5, 2012.

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Who is the best minority poster?

  1. Killjoy

  2. Lowdown

  3. Uncle Sam

  4. Nate

  5. Mustang Sally

  6. Amazing Dynamite

  7. Little Jerry Lawler

  8. Ty Burna

  9. DirtyJose

  10. Big Sexy

  11. Kermit

  12. JGlass

  13. ScreaminNormanSmiley

  14. Mack Militant

  15. Yazloz

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  1. Nate DaMac

    Nate DaMac Fuck erbody but me

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    This poll will be open until December 31st. If there is a tie, the winner will be decided by written votes.

    Nominees
    Killjoy
    Lowdown
    Sam
    Nate
    Sally
    Dynamite
    Little Jerry Lawler
    Ty Burna
    DirtyJose
    Big Sexy
    Kermit
    JGlass
    ScreaminNormanSmiley
    Mack Militant
    Yazloz


    Note: I realize that not all of these people are minorities. Who gives a shit?
     
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  2. Cena's Little Helper

    Cena's Little Helper Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    I voted for Big Sexy because I KNOW he's a minority. Wiggers count as a minority here, right?
     
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  3. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    It's why I voted for Ty.
     
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  4. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    What the hell is considered minority? Most of the people on the forum are from different countries or ethnic backgrounds.


    So.... Do I vote for the white guy people think is black? Or my homie the Joo?

    Its a toss up....

    Joo it is. Now someone give JGlass his trophy for best minority poster & a turkey sandwich with bacon.
     
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  5. gd

    gd Plump, Juicy User

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    Sam
     
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  6. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    Sam isn't a minority. Neither is Nate, Ty Burna, Yazloz, or Big Sexy. After that, it's a tossup between Sally, Jose, and yours truly. I voted for JGlass because I really like myself.
     
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  7. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    I thought you admitted you aren't a minority either?
     
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  8. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    I suppose that's a valid point, but then it begs the question: is being ethnically Jewish is a minority as well as being religiously Jewish? Considering there are less Jews in the world than Latinos, women, or black people, I'd say yes, but I could be convinced that renouncing the religious aspect disqualifies me as well.
     
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  9. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    In all fairness outside of Internet forums women aren't minorities either.
     
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  10. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    That's true. And considering I'm pretty sure I'm the only active Jew on this forum now that FTS and SSC are gone, I might as well be this guy to some posters.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. The Crock

    The Crock WOO!

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    JewGlass.
     
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  12. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    Here is the final test, if I wanted a Latka could you get one for me?
     
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  13. Ty Burna

    Ty Burna WZCW World Heavyweight Champion

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    Not sure if I should be insulted or thankful for the vote.

    I'll go with thankful.

    Thanks Coco.
     
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  14. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    Would you like applesauce or sour cream with that?
     
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  15. shattered dreams

    shattered dreams Hexagonal Hedonist

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    Is that what you eat with those things?
     
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  16. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    Yeah, or at least that's what Jews eat with them anyway. I prefer the applesauce myself as do most people I know. I think a lot of gentiles like ketchup with them since it's potatoes and all, but they're much, much better with apple sauce.
     
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  17. Rainbow Yaz

    Rainbow Yaz Sing about me, I'm dying of thirst
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    You mean that isn't you?

    Pancock nominated me because I'm fat...like his mother.
     
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  18. jmt225

    jmt225 Global Moderator

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    I've always looked at a Jew as a normal white person, not a minority. They're simply less weird Mormons in my mind. I hate how they've been distinguished as a whole different race by butthurt Christians. They're a religion, not a race.

    So, with that said... it comes down to Sally and Killjoy. Both are great, but I lobbied for Killjoy to be mod for a long time, so since he already got that out of me, I'll swing this vote to Sally.
     
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  19. JGlass

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    Minority doesn't pertain to race alone, it pertains to all sorts of things. And I'm not sure if anybody with any sort of intelligence views Jews as a race. Most people view them as a minority religion, which they are. Smarter people view them as a minority culture or ethnicity, and they are that too.

    That's not to say you should vote for me because I'm the Jew on the poll. I just want to educate some suckas.
     
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  20. HBK-aholic

    HBK-aholic Shawn Michaels ❤

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    Sally ♥
     
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  21. Mustang Sally

    Mustang Sally Sells seashells by the seashore

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    On the other hand, I'm a woman and Jewish. Got 'em coming and going.:)

    JGlass & I are still looking for eight others to form a minyan.
     
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  22. Little Jerry Lawler

    Little Jerry Lawler Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids

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  23. Rayne

    Rayne Sally Section

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    I'm not Jewish, but I really, really, really like pastrami. If I had to convert to eat at Katz's, I'd be doing some serious studying.
     
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  24. Diet Soda

    Diet Soda Mustang Sally <3

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    I'd convert for you guys.
     
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  25. Danger Burger

    Danger Burger Thread Killer

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    Thats tips it in your favour! Go Sally!
     
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