The Affirmative Action Award for Best Minority Poster

[Hawkeye]

A n***a got nominated! I didn't even know y'all knew I was still here I feel like an outsider cuz I can't lurk like I used to.

 

[The Crock]

JewGlass.

 

[JGlass]

I feel like Mustang Sally represents women much better than I do Jews, so she's definitely more worthy of winning than I am.

 

[The Crock]

You're probably right. You're the only Jew I've seen willingly spend money, so you're not a good indicator of the entire set of people. Sally, on the other hand, can make one HELL of a sandwich.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I also fit easily into most overhead storage compartments.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I also fit easily into most overhead storage compartments.

At one time, you could fit literally thousands, maybe millions of Jews in the same amount of space.

 

[Mustang Sally]

At one time, you could fit literally thousands, maybe millions of Jews in the same amount of space.

Walked right into that one, didn't I?

 

[Lee]

Ty

 

[JGlass]

Mustang Sally continues to prove that women know a thing or two about wrestling, and just about everything else as well. Let's just hope she doesn't start crying during her acceptance speech.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Let's just hope she doesn't start crying during her acceptance speech.

I'd like to thank the Motion Picture Academy for voting me this honor and........and........{dissolves into uncontrollable sobbing}

 

[D-Man]

"CONGRATULATIONS... NOW SHOW US YOUR TA-TAS!!!"