The 2009 WZPTT, Round Two: fromtheSam vs. The Imaginary Life Of Cockroaches

[Marquis]

I also spend my weekends helping at soup kitchens, giving hobos makeovers, and reading to the blind. Sam kicks alley cats and probably eats them. The choice is obvious.

Vote:The Imaginary Life Of Cockroaches

 

[Leeds Guy]

Vote:Imaginary Life Of Cockroaches

To be fair botth sides cancel each other out, but im gonna go with Jake as i find him really funny.

 

[Fizzy]

From the sam

 

[FromTheSouth]

Marquis, he's French you know, is better than whoever Sam is teaming with.

But Sam is so much better than whatever it is that Marquis is teaming up with....

 

[jmt225]

Sam's pretty awesome and fromthesouth is like me in that he's from the south, but The Imaginary Life Of Cockroaches takes my vote.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Vote: The Imaginary Life Of Cockroaches

Jake recently made me LOL...what the hell have Uncle Sam and fromthesouth done for me lately?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

But Sam is so much better than whatever it is that Marquis is teaming up with....

Not really, Sam is overrated.

 

[Sparky]

Iloc

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not really, Sam is overrated.

Betrayed.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's a dog eat dog world Sam. If you haven't got the will to win then get out of the kitchen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

fromtheSam

 

[Murfish]

I am a black gentleman and Marquis is a homosexual. If you vote against us then you're evil and you will go to hell.

lol

In his spare time Marquis likes to write poetry. It's globally revered in parts of Canada. People buy his work and he always donates his money to orphans and starving people.

If you vote against Marquis, you're a fascist, a bad one.

lol

When Sam walks to work each moring, he's a predatory lollipop man, he likes nothing better than kicking all the hungry alley cats that are vying for his attention.

Vote for Marquis & Jake.

this has almost cinched my vote.

 

[jpfizzle]

Vote: The Imaginary Life of Cockroaches.

 

[FromTheSouth]

12-10 cockroaches, if you count Sam as voting for himself.

Come on people.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If same can vote for himself than I'll vote for Jake & Marquis.

 

[Marquis]

If same can vote for himself than I'll vote for Jake & Marquis.

We won. Voting closed yesterday.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

O rly, who do we get to beat next?

 

[Marquis]

Mighty_Ricky
vs.
The Bees Knees
vs.
The Imaginary Life of Cockroaches

Triple threat.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Who are the posters?

 

[Marquis]

Mighty_Ricky= NorCal/Steamboat Ricky.
The Bee's Knees= Becker/Tdigle.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hmm, Norcal is a poor man's Jake. Ricky is a poor man's Norcal. Eliminated.

Becker is Jake but without the cool. Tdingle is worse than Jake & Marquis together. Eliminated.

We go through. But do a campaign anyway.

 

[Marquis]

As you please, i will slander their names with a clever and creative campaign.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Use or races and sexuality to our advantage. Use my daughter, she's half Japanese. Say she's got Polio or something.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My hopes and dreams... crushed like so many... grapes.