Tastycles is a Dangerous Psychopath: Vote Brock Lesnar

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  1. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    Standing at well over six feet tall, weighing well over two-hundred-and-fifty pounds - a mountain of muscle. Hugely accomplished in the amateur wrestling, professional wrestling, and mixed martial arts worlds. Some would describe him as humourless; a machine created for nothing more than the utter destruction of the unfortunate souls that are his opponents. He spends much of his time in the snowy wilderness, impregnating ex-WWE divas and chopping wood. Welsh. I am, of course, describing Tastycles - the man that has the gall to call Brock Lesnar boring.

    But don't listen to Tastycles! As someone who's likely to be in close proximity to him in the near future, I won't hesitate in calling him a dangerous psychopath. Tasty calls Brock Lesnar boring, but you've got to contextualise it. Tasty was in Vietnam. The only remarkable thing, he says, chuckling warmly, was how unmoved he was by the unspeakable horror all around him. Tasty was on board The Titanic. The only excitement he got from the trip, he explains, beer in hand, was when he accidentally punched a hole in the side of the ship. Tasty was there when they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. The only thing he was impressed by, he later commented while watching Mythbusters, was how unaffected he was by an atomic explosion. "Bust that myth, motherfucker!", he challenged. I couldn't.

    You can see why great matches with Kurt Angle might not impress this man; why crushing Hulk Hogan's ribs with a bear hug might not move him. You can understand why the oh so entertaining destruction of a myriad of wrestling greats might not amaze this man as it would a regular man - you or I.

    Don't listen to Tastycles.
    (Vote for the most interesting man in professional wrestling - Brock Lesnar.)

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  2. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    He also does a killer Beavis impression:

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  3. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    Also his body odor can kill a small child- Just look at Cena's face. Old Spice cant even contain those fumes. The Nasty Boys would run in fear.
     
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  4. FlexAmerican Dynamite

    FlexAmerican Dynamite RIP Cooper's Title Reign

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    Lesnar easily wins his first round, question is he can he beat Macho Man after that.
     
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  5. Pay Per Ghost

    Pay Per Ghost squashed Disco Inferno to become

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    He could an alive one. But a dead Macho Man is a strong Macho Man.
     
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  6. The Dragon Saga

    The Dragon Saga Whale in a Teardrop

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    That gif is simple brilliance.
     
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  7. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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  8. justinsayne

    justinsayne Cody Rhodes is an excellant

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    He's a fantastic dancer as well

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    Greatest post of all timez.

    Oh, the simple stuff.
     
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  10. Shocky

    Shocky Kissin Babies and Huggin Fat Girlz

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    That must be a lie, all I keep reading about is how Brock is incapable of doing anything entertaining.
     
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  11. The Dragon Saga

    The Dragon Saga Whale in a Teardrop

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    Yeah and John Cena can't wrestle. Pfffft.
     
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  12. Shocky

    Shocky Kissin Babies and Huggin Fat Girlz

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    Can't wait to read the arguments for Antonino Rocca vs. Lesnar. Lesnar mauls him, easily.

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  13. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Lesnar more than held his own in comedy segments with Angle, which basically makes him the third most entertaining wrestler ever.
     
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