...Seriously, it was a year ago when Piven messed up on his lines. Nobody make this joke tonight because it will show that you don't have an ounce of humor in your body and that you're trying too hard. THE ONLY THREE MATCHES ON THIS CARD WORTH A SHIT... JOHN CENA'S EXPENDABLES VS. THE NEXUS This will probably be the main event of the evening. Ever since the beginning of the summer, the Nexus has been terrorizing Raw and all of the wrestlers on the program. It's been the best thing the WWE has done in years as far as putting an angle together. There is still so much to do with the Nexus, and for them to lose tonight would probably be the thing that kills my interest in this company completely. Seriously, at least four guys in this group have major potential, and Wade Barrett is a future multiple time WWE Champion. For them to lose tonight would do significant long-term damage. We all know the WWE will wind up winning in the end, but this angle needs to continue for another few months. WWE Championship Sheamus vs. Randy Orton Sheamus better win. That primadonna Orton hasn't had the title in a while though, so who knows. In the meantime, expect the usual with Orton being a boring piece of shit and him hulking up with his self-*********ory mannerisms towards the end of the match. World Heavyweight Championship Kane vs. Rey Mysterio Kane vs. Mysterio is always a boring feud. I really haven't been paying attention to Smackdown at all but I'm sure it's sucked. They also have shitty matches together. This should be no exception but at the very least The Undertaker should be coming back so that one of the most obviously telegraphed feuds in WWE history can begin.