Summerslam LD Will Probably Feature a Bunch of Bad "Summerfest" Jokes

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  1. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA

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    ...Seriously, it was a year ago when Piven messed up on his lines. Nobody make this joke tonight because it will show that you don't have an ounce of humor in your body and that you're trying too hard.


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    THE ONLY THREE MATCHES ON THIS CARD WORTH A SHIT...


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    JOHN CENA'S EXPENDABLES VS. THE NEXUS

    This will probably be the main event of the evening. Ever since the beginning of the summer, the Nexus has been terrorizing Raw and all of the wrestlers on the program. It's been the best thing the WWE has done in years as far as putting an angle together. There is still so much to do with the Nexus, and for them to lose tonight would probably be the thing that kills my interest in this company completely.

    Seriously, at least four guys in this group have major potential, and Wade Barrett is a future multiple time WWE Champion. For them to lose tonight would do significant long-term damage. We all know the WWE will wind up winning in the end, but this angle needs to continue for another few months.

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    WWE Championship
    Sheamus vs. Randy Orton

    Sheamus better win. That primadonna Orton hasn't had the title in a while though, so who knows. In the meantime, expect the usual with Orton being a boring piece of shit and him hulking up with his self-*********ory mannerisms towards the end of the match.

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    World Heavyweight Championship
    Kane vs. Rey Mysterio

    Kane vs. Mysterio is always a boring feud. I really haven't been paying attention to Smackdown at all but I'm sure it's sucked. They also have shitty matches together. This should be no exception but at the very least The Undertaker should be coming back so that one of the most obviously telegraphed feuds in WWE history can begin.
     
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  2. Ferbian

    Ferbian Has Returned.

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    I'm hoping for Nexus to win as well. I agree it should go on a few months, perhaps end at Survivor Series or Royal Rumble.
     
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  3. Smooth Sexual Chocolate

    Smooth Sexual Chocolate Grapefruits of Wrath

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  4. Little Jerry Lawler

    Little Jerry Lawler Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids

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    They should have waited to have this match until Survivor Series. Nexus needs to win.
     
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  5. TLC

    TLC Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

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    I would be excited for Ziggler vs Kofi if they didn't have about 4 different matches this past month.
     
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  6. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    When people are actually excited for a SummerSlam where the three biggest matches involve Kane, Orton, and Otunga, and the next biggest match is a handicap match, you know that somewhere along the way they finally remembered how to build their shit up.

    I won't be watching.
     
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  7. Little Jerry Lawler

    Little Jerry Lawler Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids

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    Reminds me of 2008 when they had HHH vs. Khali and Punk vs. JBL as their championship matches. Thank goodness Batista vs. Cena was great.
     
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  8. hatehabsforever

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    There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that Nexus will win tonight, it's just a question of how it plays out. Who is the 7th person on Team RAW, who (if anyone) is the leader of Nexus, will the mystery GM be revealed and if so who is it,etc.,

    I think this match will be great, I'm looking forward to it. In fact, despite the sparse look to the card, I think Summerslam is going to be really good tonight. If any of the potential developments play out, it could be excellent. Of course there's always the possibility that none of the surprises or swerves occur and if so, it will be mediocre at best.

    Either way, I'll be watching.
     
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  9. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    I'm watching, but I have some friends coming over so I won't be here.

    I'm really excited.
     
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  10. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Make sure your friends know how much of a star Skip Sheffield is going to be in the coming years.
     
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  11. Smooth Sexual Chocolate

    Smooth Sexual Chocolate Grapefruits of Wrath

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    HHH vs. Khali was epic, everyone hates on Khali, but as a stoner I can only laugh. If you don't enjoy a good Khali brain chop, or a Khali face squeeze than your taking wrestling too seriously.
     
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  12. Smooth Sexual Chocolate

    Smooth Sexual Chocolate Grapefruits of Wrath

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  13. The Holy One

    The Holy One What's really good?

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    I will be watching with some friends tonight hell I might try to pull double duty to be on here too.
     
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  14. Coco

    Coco Mid-Card Championship Winner

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    Nothing tops when Khali latches onto opponents with the Coco The Monkey "What are you doing to me?!" shoulder massage.
     
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  15. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA

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    I don't smoke weed, and I think Khali is awesome in the role that he's currently in. His matches are usually quick, and I enjoy him exactly for the reasons that you stated. The brainchop (with those sledgehammers he calls fists), and the headcrush rule.

    I'm probably going to check in for just the Nexus/WWE match. Everything on this card, with the exception of that match, is highly uninteresting. I'm not even interested in watching Punk's match.
     
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  16. LamaNamaneumi

    LamaNamaneumi 08-14-2012

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    I always have my nephew come over for the PPVs. I'll be watching, but I might not be here.
     
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  17. Smooth Sexual Chocolate

    Smooth Sexual Chocolate Grapefruits of Wrath

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    Yes indeedy Guy.

    How could I forget about that devastating Trapezius hold, the most brutal massage in the business.
     
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  18. gd

    gd Plump, Juicy User

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    Shit card. I'll watch it for free tomorrow though.
     
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  19. Mitch Henessey

    Mitch Henessey Deploy the cow-catcher......
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    The Nexus and The Straightedge Society have to win tonight.
     
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  20. DirtyJosé

    DirtyJosé Best angle of all: retirement

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    Don't. You'll just look like an ass, and a bad host.
     
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  21. BooCocky

    BooCocky On A Nature walk with Daniel Bryan

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    You know I'm watching. I'm going over my friends house. There's a few of us going. So we are all splitting it. So if it sucks it won't be that big of a loss. Losing like 15 or so bucks isn't as bad as losing like 50 or whatever the fuck they charge.
     
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  22. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    This. It's way more fun to mark out with friends without the distraction of the computer.
     
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  23. Smooth Sexual Chocolate

    Smooth Sexual Chocolate Grapefruits of Wrath

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    I plan on going for a dip in a nice stream, if all goes according to plan I should be here for my first PPV LD.
     
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  24. DirtyJosé

    DirtyJosé Best angle of all: retirement

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    Can't be worse that Hardcore Justice. There won't be any Blue Meanie-wannabes.
     
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  25. The Doctor

    The Doctor Great and Devious

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    I can say with certainty that Summerslam will be better than Hardcore Justice.

    I don't get the hate for this card. I'm really looking forward to it.
     
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