So today, I went outside to check my mail and found a piece of paper in the door handle. I opened it up and saw an advertisement to come to an event to hear about how Jesus was real. "Oh, that's nice", thought I, but then I looked at the details. The event is in Dayton, Ohio, a mere 45 minutes away, assuming your flight lands on time. Why in the world these are being distributed in Lexington, Kentucky, 136 miles or a two and a half hour drive away, is beyond me.