Stop And Think - Christian Version

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  1. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    So today, I went outside to check my mail and found a piece of paper in the door handle. I opened it up and saw an advertisement to come to an event to hear about how Jesus was real. "Oh, that's nice", thought I, but then I looked at the details. The event is in Dayton, Ohio, a mere 45 minutes away, assuming your flight lands on time.

    Why in the world these are being distributed in Lexington, Kentucky, 136 miles or a two and a half hour drive away, is beyond me.
     
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  2. Lee

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    Because? I dunno.
     
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  3. FitFinlay4Life

    FitFinlay4Life What's the craic?

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    If you print them, they will come...
     
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  4. George Steele's Barber

    George Steele's Barber Advertise Here $9.95/month

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    I liked him more than I liked Edge.
     
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  5. Reflection

    Reflection is a happier and wiser man

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    Maybe they want you to do a review of the event.
     
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  6. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    Christians prefer the star rating system.
     
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  7. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Well we can be very stuck in our ways at times.
     
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  8. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    Mysterious are his ways on the path to enlightenment. Honestly I bet people would travel twice that distance if they were promised the answers, free pancakes & a Dale Earnhardt commemorative plate.







    Guess that is one thing Christians have in common with Hitler....


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  9. Mighty NorCal

    Mighty NorCal SHALL WE BEGIN?

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    Of all the things a thread with this title could say, I didn't expect it to be this.
     
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  10. justinsayne

    justinsayne Cody Rhodes is an excellant

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    Yeah, I'm mildly disappointed.
     
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  11. Lee

    Lee WZCW's Titus
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    You do realise jGlass is Jewish yeah?
     
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  12. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    Yeah thats why it seemed well placed.
     
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  13. Starkist

    Starkist (To Rip) The Heart From Your Hate

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    Much agreed. I thought this was about him too.
     
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