A PG Steve Austin
Well, that's exactly what it will be. And what better way for everyone to remember Austin, right? It will be just one more case where you will witness the transformation WWE has made over the years, and a company that is no longer interested in being anything remotely controversial.
Come on Sid, Vince kicking Bret's leg out from under him, Batista hitting Cena five plus times with a chair, Cris Angel, saying Hell, Cheech and Chong eating a suspect food that makes them see weird things? Come on Sid, that's a little controversial if you ask me.
You will see them do whatever they can with Austin within the confines of a PG environment. Stone Cold will drink beer, but I wouldn't be surprised if the commentators don't even refer to it as beer.
If Cris Angel can say hell, the inferred drugs use, kicking a cripple's leg out from under him can be done, then the announcers well let it be known as a beer bash. Vince already pushes the confines of PG, so what will be different?
He will, a few damns, hells and maybe a sumbitch or two.
He will not give anyone the finger.
I'll give you that, they might not let him fly the bird.
He will give Vince Stunner #4,836,749.
Definitely, that's a given, and who knows, since it's Stone Cold, maybe he'll stun Bret too, ya never know.
He will have a beer bash.
For sure, it couldn't be a Stone Cold return without one. It'll be a grand one too.
Yes he will, that's the Stone Cold way.
Oh, and he will get the "What" chants started again.
In case you haven't heard, they do still do it, just not as much, but likely it'll be in full force again for a while after Raw.
I wouldn't even be surprised if he is not allowed to say "Hell, yeah!"
What else can you do with him? That is literally all you will see him do.
Of course he'll say "Hell, yeah!", they won't censor that, PG allows for some suggestive language or something along those line. It's Parental Guidance, that means it's not going to be completely swear free.
Of course that's all he'll do, it's Stone Cold, that's all he needs to do and that's all we really want to see him do man.