Semifinals: FTS vs. Uncle Sam

[Dave]

But you secretly know you'll never be able to tame me. That's what makes me so appealing.

Like a Charizard and you have only beaten Brock in the first gym... n00b.

 

[Kanye South]

But you secretly know you'll never be able to tame me. That's what makes me so appealing.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Sam, more cyanide and happiness!

 

[Uncle Sam]

This thread just took a bizarre, possibly Pokemon-themed turn.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Sam, I desire nothing but your e-love.

Get in line

 

[TLC]

A pleasant surprise - I'd assume the acronyms would team up.

Normally I would of voted FTS but you seem to really want to be in the final and who am I to stop you.

 

[Tastycles]

Sam's better. He get's the vote. Rule Britannia.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm still Christian by two votes. Damn you, Blue Chipper!

 

[Kanye South]

Fucking wankers, vote Sam!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd be lying if I didn't feel robbed, cheated and generally betrayed by each and every one of you. In the past I've tried to be Edge. Now I'm going to make every attempt to be Christian and we'll see how you like it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I am totally Gizmo and that's ok with me.