Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

People need to know that The Wrestler is supposedly a five star movie too. I'll see it if I can.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well fuck them because they don't have Zodiac on DVD. Blu Ray can fuck right off. I like the staff in HMV, but their DVD selection is generally not pleasing... unless you go into one of their big stores of awesomeness. Which I do. A lot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Where's Jake?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh, and Jake. Fincher interview in Empire this month! I've decided Victor the pedophile's death (or lack thereof) is more distressing than anything seen in a torture porn movie. And I'm one that has never been distressed by a movie - except that, for some reason. Probably 'cos it has Dr. Cox in it.

The only thing that'll shock or disturb me in a film is somebody jumping our and going ugga-booga, that'll always shit me up. But that scene in Seven is probably as close as it get's to freaking me out.

People need to know that The Wrestler is supposedly a five star movie too. I'll see it if I can.

Read the review? I'll say 3 stars if you're a wrestling fan.

Well fuck them because they don't have Zodiac on DVD. Blu Ray can fuck right off. I like the staff in HMV, but their DVD selection is generally not pleasing... unless you go into one of their big stores of awesomeness. Which I do. A lot.

HMV > Zavvi.

Where's Jake?

Voting for Alien.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The only thing that'll shock or disturb me in a film is somebody jumping our and going ugga-booga, that'll always shit me up. But that scene in Seven is probably as close as it get's to freaking me out.

Fincher should make Batman 3 with The Riddler. I'd have no doubt it'd be better than The Dark Knight. Guy knows how to make obsessive characters.

Read the review? I'll say 3 stars if you're a wrestling fan.

Watching CZW go from shaky-handheld to dramatic camerawork will be a shock to the system.

HMV > Zavvi.

Overall, yeah. I'm just sore about them advertising Zodiac special edition and then them only having it on Blu Ray when I get there, especially when Zavvi have it.

In other news, I got someone in an Ankle Lock last night. They didn't tap out. Should've grapevined the leg.

Edit: And imagine what Fincher's Two-Face scene would've been like. Better than it being revealed that Aaron Eckhart is really the Terminator, I'd wager.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Fincher should make Batman 3 with The Riddler. I'd have no doubt it'd be better than The Dark Knight. Guy knows how to make obsessive characters.

Yeah, but you've read his Empire interview I assume, ain't gonna happen.

Edit: And imagine what Fincher's Two-Face scene would've been like. Better than it being revealed that Aaron Eckhart is really the Terminator, I'd wager.

Two-Face almost drags down any scene he's in with that terrible CGI face.

Bought Mamma Mia yet? My boxset sings.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, but you've read his Empire interview I assume, ain't gonna happen.

I thought the answer ended with something like "erm, I dunno".

Two-Face almost drags down any scene he's in with that terrible CGI face.

Well I think it's fantastic:

Bought Mamma Mia yet? My boxset sings.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

In a good way or a ''OMG you're gay'' way.

 

[Spunky]

Proberly the latter.

I'm getting it for my dad, For chrismas.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In a good way or a ''OMG you're gay'' way.

Honestly? A little of both.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Whatever, it sings, and I find that awesome. The box is a funny shape though. It has to to go in the naughty corner.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, and the Reservoir Dogs tin case is out.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah, like weeks ago. That's in the naughty corner too. All the odd shaped shit that doesn't look right alphabetized goes there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe I should just try and get a head start on Blu-Rays. Now all I need is a Blu-Ray player, an HD TV and Blu-Rays of movies which I own and didn't have a problem with on standard definition. All of which I can't really afford.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm not that fussed about getting them. For a start they have those horrible blue cases. And most of them look exactly the same as on DVD. I've got two, Mania 24 & Planet Earth. Two that I know will look a lot better on High Def.

But it's pointless if you ask me. Nobody ever used to watch DVD's and complain that the picture wasn't clear enough. Apart from maybe Empire fans when watching Alien.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, something. Stem cell research means I might be able to live forever as a hulking superman with twelve hearts, nineteen livers and five kidneys. Yeah.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why would you want to live forever?

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I can direct a reboot of the Batman franchise in 2090. Then I'll off myself, I swear.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I lie, I'd kill myself after doing a remake/sequel of Fight Club. Only this time Tyler Durden is like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So I can direct a reboot of the Batman franchise in 2090. Then I'll off myself, I swear.

You should do a Joker mini-series. Only with The Joker only appearing in the final minute of the final episode leading up to a film. Oh, and nobody knows it's a Joker mini-series. It's just a crime drama, until they give one of the lackeys a Chelsea Grin & dump him in toxic waste.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I lie, I'd kill myself after doing a remake/sequel of Fight Club. Only this time Tyler Durden is like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.

Make Invisible Monsters instead. Or Survivor.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Even my general thread is falling victim to bar room activity. And to think, I just found a film nerd (even more than me, the man who frequents and moderates a wrestling forum) willing to come to Changeling with me.

Makes it sound like I asked him on a date. Maybe I did.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What subjects do the simple kids do at college? You guessed it, cooking.

Not true.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cooking and table tennis?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

just Table Tennis