The scene - a typical hallway backstage, a few employees loiter in the background. From an adjacent hallway, Drake Callahan emerges, clad in trench coat and sunglasses. He walks grinning, with a confident swagger, that is more than likely aided by the presence - and former contents - of a half empty beer bottle in his right hand. He begins to whistle tunelessly as he walks down the hall. He is suddenly approached by Leon Kensworth, holding a microphone.
Leon: Drake, I've been looking everywhere for you. Do you even know what the word punctual means?
Drake's grin doesn't fade.
Drake: Not really. He takes a deep swig of the beer, while Leon sighs.
Leon: Please, tell me you're not drunk again.
Drake: Of course not, buddy. This is only my...He raises his fingers as though to count, and stares at them for a minute. Dude, my fingers are huge.
Leon stares dumbly for a moment.
Leon: Look, we pulled this off last time...He is suddenly interrupted by Drake clapping his arm around him.
Drake: Gotcha! He chuckles. Really, Leon, this is only my second or third...maaaybe fourth.
Leon stares sideways at Drake.
Leon: Okay, whatever. You do know what's going on this time, right?
Drake: 'Course. We're playing tag!
Leon rubs his forehead.
Leon: Next time we do this, I'm making sure they send a different interviewer.
Drake looks at Leon with hurt eyes.
Drake: What, you don't like me?
Leon looks as though he's just kicked a puppy.
Leon: N-no, Drake, I mean...look, you're not playing tag, you're having a tag team match.
Drake is grinning widely again.
Drake: Right, right! Sounds like fun. He continues to grin for a while.
Leon sighs.
Leon: You...don't know what that is, do you.
Drake: 'Course I do! Except, I'm a little fuzzy on the rules. Just need a...refresher.
Leon: Look, there's two teams of two men each, right? Drake nods. But only one man from each team is in the ring at a time, and to switch partners to you tag your partner. Then -
Drake: Excitedly. So he's it! It is like tag!
Leon opens his mouth, then closes it.
Leon: Yeah...that's pretty much it. The first fall wins the match.
Drake grins proudly.
Drake: Told ya I knew what I was doing.
Leon: So, what do you think of your partner?
Drake's grin widens.
Drake: Yeah, that big blue guy! The Shockster! Shockamania's running wild!
He waits for a reaction from Leon, but is met with stunned silence.
Drake: Well, uh, brother, I wrestled against Shock in the battle royal, and I got a good look at what he's got. Poor guy always looks so serious though. He grins, and takes another drink of beer. Good thing he's with the Life of the Party, the one and only, the Prophet, right buddy?
Leon: Of course, Drake. So do you think you'll cooperate well in the ring with Shock?
Drake: Shock's a big guy, he's got a lot of power there. He's definitely gonna be bringing down a lot of pain, and I like that he brings that to the table. I think I'll try to wrestle a faster style, and hopefully we can get a groove going. It's the first time we've teamed up, but I'm hoping we find that sweet spot.
Leon nods.
Leon: So how about your opponents?
Drake's look darkens.
Drake: Y'know, what went down before with Mike and Kyle fighting, insulting each other, it's bad mojo, you know? There ain't no need for that kind of thing. It's one thing for guys to step into a ring for healthy competition, but it's another for them to be fighting in the halls. I'm not a big fan of the kind of violence - that kind of violence is exactly what the Prophet's here to stop. There's gotta be peace, love, and understanding, Leon...and we're gonna bring it up with sex, booze, and rock & roll! He finished off his beer and throws it over his shoulder.
Leon nods in understanding.
Leon: So, Drake, you understand the implications of this match, right? If you and Shock win you'll receive a handicap match against one half of the World Tag Team Champions, for the title. With those odds, the winners of this match could very well become the next tag team champions.
Drake: Leon, that much, I understand perfectly. I missed my chance at a world championship, but here's my first step on a road to another one. It's an oppurtunity, and we don't get these kind of opportunities everyday. Leon, Shock and I, we need to make the most of this, because this is the chance for me, for Shock, and for my message. I told you before, Leon, a championship around my waist will make people sit up and listen. And the more people listening to the Prophet, the better this world is gonna be.
Leon: Very well put, Drake. Is there anything more you'd like to say?
Drake: Leon, all I've got to say to you is...
He grins wider than he has all night.
Drake: I really want another beer.
He claps Leon on the shoulder and turns back down the hallway, in search of his locker room. Leon shakes his head.
Leon: I am not interviewing him next time, I swear...