Rap music: Shagz-style (A Tribute to Shagamania 3:16) by EC

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  1. TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP

    TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP Pre-Show Stalwart

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    Lyrics 'Verse 1' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

    It's me, it's me, it's the big fat pig.
    What'cha doin' with yourself with Duff.
    'coz Duff Beer ain't the stuff like Heineken,
    Humpty Dumpty and Pinocchio going out on a date.

    How 'bout the muthasuckaz in da Silva Spoon
    muthafuckaz for lulz givin' one or two blowjobs, porno-style.
    Hardcore flicks get ya' ousted from society by the FBI
    like the old-timers don't give a stuff about pornography.
    We conservative Republicans are against anti-porno moral nutjobs.

    So don't be givin' me no foofoo problems
    like the foofoo train that ain't comin back on my turf
    Crocker gunna bitch about Cena
    'cuz Cena don't give a damn about your problems too alpha for ya'.
    What'cha got when two guys give Crocker a hard time
    to make Crocker give two or three blowjob orgy dworgy funhouse sessions
    Here's what I gotta say to ya about the smelly douchebag:

    Chorus #1
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...

    Lyrics 'Verse 2' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

    Now what's it gonna take for ya
    to get through Crocker
    'coz this salty sugary warhead fucked ya
    own self in the ass for Tucker

    Ready to Rumble was 'da best thing to happen
    right down to wrestling's sewer pipes on Earthquakez
    Like Ed Boon and Midway feel sorry for 'ya Crocker
    then look out, 3-2-1 Fatality!!!

    Your time's up, and nearing an end like da Liberals
    'coz Hillary Clinton's a fucking snobby cum dumpster
    Crocker better eat some cum coz it's good for Minerals
    in deep down Hillary's vaginal thruster
    For lulz, Crocker be gassin out his Fruity Pebbles

    Chorus #2
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...

    Lyrics 'Verse 3' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

    And cum on down to Washington to unwind
    at Bill Clinton's private manor of sex parties
    Night Rydin' up to rescue Monica Lewinsky
    from gettin' her privates burnt by Boo Boo Billy
    Until, BAM, Homer Simpson arrives and decides
    "Why You Little muthasucka........."
    Boom, Bill got a phone call and somebody just said
    "Bill, you little shit stain. You need to resign from your job as President."
    If ya' got any decency left, Billy, fat chance you'll be dating Obama.
    and this is when Homer's bitchy wife Marge and her two twin sisters Patty & Selma Bouvier all come in unison to say:

    Chorus #3
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...
    (whoa, whoa, whoa?)
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit....
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Homer ain't shit...
    (wha, wha, wha?)
    Hoooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr Siiiiiiiiiiimpsssssooooon ain't sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttteeeeeeeee...
     
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  2. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
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    I kind of liked you better when you stayed in the Old School section
     
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  3. George Steele's Barber

    George Steele's Barber Advertise Here $9.95/month

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    Who are Crocker and Shagamania?
     
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  4. Spidey

    Spidey Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    Topical.
     
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  5. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    I think it's time for a group chorus.

    Alright. Everybody, all together now:

    CLOSED!
     
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