Proof there is a God

[Lee]

After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United StatesAs always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.

My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the “fundamental transformation” of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law.

From the bottom of my heart I thank those who have supported me and defended my record throughout the years, and encouraged me to run for President. Know that by working together we can bring this country back – and as I’ve always said, one doesn’t need a title to help do it.

I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables. We must reduce tax burdens and onerous regulations that kill American industry, and our candidates must always push to minimize government to strengthen the economy and allow the private sector to create jobs.

Those will be our priorities so Americans can be confident that a smaller, smarter government that is truly of the people, by the people, and for the people can better serve this most exceptional nation.

In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.

Thank you again for all your support. Let’s unite to restore this country!

God bless America.

– Sarah Palin

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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Was somebody questioning my existence?

 

[Slyfox696]

Damn, until I got to the end I was holding out hope this was from Rick Perry.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Otherwise known as she finally found out that she could make more money doing other shit than being president.

 

[D-Man]

I just got an MSNBC text about that. And then I breathed a sigh of relief.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

"Oh yeah!" (at the top of my lungs) was my reaction when I read it.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Can't say I'm disappointed. Now, to have Michelle Bachman compose one of these. And Rick Perry....

 

[Shocky]

Palin will never be president, but it doesn't mean she can't get someone elected. Palin is pretty much the republican Oprah.

 

[The Crock]

Damn, until I got to the end I was holding out hope this was from Rick Perry.

You have no idea how disappointed I was.

 

[RicoLen]

Now if lightning would just strike Hilary Clinton dead...

 

[George Steele's Barber]

If our economy wasn't in the shitter enough, this is going to do serious damage to America's political satire and porn parody industries.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I wasn't worried anyway. She wouldn't have gotten anywhere near winning the GOP primaries. It's Rick Perry I have to worry about.

 

[Shadowmancer]

I thought this was about Steve Jobs dying

 

[Big Sexy]

Now she can go back to making sandwiches.