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Discussion in 'The Writing Gallery' started by Spidey, Oct 13, 2017.
Attraction Coming Soon
"Good evening and welcome to the wide, wide world of pro wrestling! I'm your host Ray Webber and we had some exciting news break just a few hours ago. There is a banner bearing the stylized initials "NWF" draped across the Wrestle Creek Resort and Casino out by Parts Unknown. I don't have much information to share jusssst yet, but I'll be keepin' you all posted as the situation unfolds. Stay tuned, my dudes."
On Friday the 13th, an unknown assailant climbed the Wrestle Rock Resort and Casino and hung a large tarp over its many windows.
We received an email this afternoon regarding the culprit. It was in all caps.
"HEY! THIS IS THE NEW WRESTLING MOVEMENT, SON. A SHOW THAT FEATURES THE TALENTS OF CHARISMATIC WOMEN FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. THIS IS NOVA WOMEN'S FEDERATION AND YOU GUYS HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING RED HOT EXCLUSIVES BEFORE ANY OTHER WEBSITE DOES. HOWBOUTDAT?? YEAH BOY."
It was signed with a smiley face. Sender's email linked back to what appears to be some teenage girl's Tumblr account.
"Updates to be expected when our office learns more. This is Ray Webber once again bringing you the scoop."
"Sources say NWF will have its Grand Opening within two weeks. It will be a taped event that will air on BruhTV Mondays between 9 pm and 11 pm Central. A short list of names has leaked out and rumors suggest these women will be actively participating on the first show, but who they are and what they do still remains a mystery. The person responsible for bringing this program to light is also an enigma as the days roll on."
2) The Bolt
3) Jill Eden
4) Trash Panda
"Days ago we reported on the happenings at the Wrestle Creek Resort & Casino. Then we shared photographic evidence of that happening at the Wrestle Rock Resort & Casino. We here at the office were ready to send out a public apology for the error, but then we received this image a few minutes ago. Headquarters cannot make heads or tails of it. It is the Wrestle Creek Resort I had announced much earlier. But the building appears to be the same. Is this some sort of freak occurrence, something a little spooky just in time for the holidays? Are there two different buildings that were marked with the NWF banner around the same time? I have no f▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ idea. Chalk this one up as part of the big mystery, I guess. But if you ask me, this is one question I'm not sure I want an answer to.
This has been Ray Webber reporting the weird stuff."
"UPDATE: HONEY POT INJURED! Honey Pot was scheduled to face Americore for the taping of NWF, but she suffered whiplash in the midst of training. It is confirmed Americore was Honey Pot's sparring partner. What this means for her opponent is unknown, but talk in the locker room is that Americore's Triangle Lancer Armbar, aka "The Half-Mast", may not be safe enough to use in the future. Doctors are speculating that recovery time will be between six to eight weeks, maybe more."
"There is a medium-sized podium standing in the lobby area of the Wrestle Creek Resort & Casino, and we believe it was moved there this afternoon. What it means is anybody's guess right now, but I suspect someone will be making a speech of sorts, perhaps something to do with NWF, if common sense is any indicator. Will we finally get to see the person responsible for the new wrestling program? Only time will tell."
"Konnichiwa Wrestling Fans!!! That's right - your girl Batti Mutha Fuggin' Otaku is responsible for this company. You may know me from WZCW, where I am a former Elite Openweight Champion and an active member of that roster. I pulled some strings together to offer the good people over on BruhTV something they can really enjoy. Women's wrestling. Like, we have sooo many things to discuss today and not enough time. But I'm gonna try and run through most of the important stuff right now. Ahem.
NWF is a smorgasbord of fun and exciting personalities that some of you out there may have watched on your local networks back in the day. Remember luchadors battling it out with werewolves? We have one! Not even kidding. Or how about poets? Superheroes? Oh hey that reminds me...
Thoughts and prayers for our friend Honey Pot, who is out on injury. To take her place on the debut show, a new talent acquisition is stepping up. Her name is Mynt and she has dedicated her life to being that hero kids can look up to and root for. So in two weeks, Americore will face Mynt. Good luck to both ladies.
As for Americore's Half-Mast, I personally feel it is too early to say whether or not the submission hold is crippling or if the whole thing was just a bad accident. I will be observing much closer the goings on of the roster, however.
Here shortly I will display what all these ladies will be setting their sights on - the highly coveted Nova Women's Championship belt! It's pretty freakin' cool lookin too. I'd know. I designed it.
And finally... I know how awkward it can be to be the new kid on the block. So to try and get fans acquainted with superstars, I'm going to post NWF Trading Cards! That's right. The cards will feature what the wrestler looks like, their interests, moves, and maybe a few other little blurbs to showcase who they are. So go out there and collect 'em all.
Anyways that's all for me right now. I'm the Owner of NWF and I'm hoping to get this ball rollin' smoothly. Hope you all enjoy the lead-up to what I suspect will be the greatest federation ever witnessed inside a casino.
"Drifter. Runaway. Streetfighter. Jill Eden has bled all over the streets of Reno in search of a purpose. Now she looks for it in the colorful lights of Nova Women's Federation. Can she take her experience as a dollar bill brawler to the heights of NWF?"
"Lyrical Poet unlike any other in the world of professional wrestling. Vivica Jones loves reminding everyone that she can slam poetry just as hard as she can slam opponents. If she can put her money where her mouth is, this vivacious vixen can vie for the very top of the ladder with her seismic Free Verse aerial attack!"
"Not much is known about NWF's resident superhero except that she was once a grade school teacher in Chicago. Her goal appears wholesome, but will she be able to handle the brutality of wrestling? It's a tall order for the plucky lady, but she is adamant to prove she can stand toe to toe with monsters, thugs, opportunists, and outright villains."
"Abbie Costello is "The Consequence of Argentina", sporting a Mixed Martial Arts record of 11 wins, 4 losses, and 1 draw. Hailing from the City of Fury, Costello now sets her sights on wrestling in hopes of bringing more pride to her countrymen in another sport. If she can incorporate her MMA background inside the ring successfully, Abbie may be a hot contender for gold."
"In the 80s, she may have been a hero to many fans of NWF. But the sociopolitical landscape has changed since and Americore is the embodiment of that modern culture. Donning the colors of the American flag, she sets out to purify her beloved country with a zealot mind and rabid spirit. How will the reactionary patriot fair against the diverse locker room she must compete against?"
"The Nova Women's Championship is undergoing the final stages of its creation today. Owner Batti Otaku is pleased with its look and has reached a decision on how the title will be incorporated on the show moving forward. She will host a small tournament to crown the champion on a later date. For clarity, the Main Events for the first three weeks will appear in this format:
Week 1) Winner of the Main Event will get a BYE for Week 3
Week 2) Victor of the Opening Match of Week 1 vs. Winner of the Intermission Match of Week 1
Week 3) Week 1's ME Winner vs. Week 2's ME Winner - Champion is Crowned
Card is subject to change, and no match other than Mynt vs. Americore has been announced. Information should be pouring in very soon."
"Cabaret singer and Flapper enthusiast Janice J has recently signed on to NWF as both ring announcer and part-time interviewer. Her aesthetic should go well with the backdrop of the Wrestle Creek Resort & Casino. Other personalities will be announced before the Grand Opening, such as ring officials and commentary."
"Cosplaying, anime-loving, gamer girl for life. Trash Panda underwent massive weight loss to pursue her dream of being the greatest costume model in convention history. She sees NWF as the perfect place to show off her talents while also build herself up as a legitimate fighter. Besties with Batti Otaku, she enjoys making the fans happy."
"A braggart? Perhaps, but Tygress II does have the pedigree to back up what she says. Ever since she was little, she trained under the tutelage of her mother, famous luchadora Tygress. Now she sets out to make a name for herself...even if it means bringing up her background every chance she gets."
"Dillon Morse and James Aubrey may be familiar faces to some. Several years ago they officiated the high octane wrestling matches of WZCW. Now they look to bring in that experience to Nova Women's Federation. A warm welcome to the referee veterans."
"Little is known about The Bolt, but her creator is a different matter altogether. Dr. Joule was once an unsuccessful wrestler on the local circuit and would lose often. She took her frustrations elsewhere and pursued a career in laboratory science. Now she is back with what she proclaims her "Invention". Will Bolt live up to the hype? And will Dr. Joule get the respect she desperately craves?"
"BREAKING! The NWF is proud to reveal their leading belt. The Inaugural Champion is also scheduled to be crowned in three weeks time. As par for the course, GM Batti Otaku made several major announcements upon unveiling the new title.
Mynt vs. Americore is slated for the Main Event.
Another match added to the card: Vivica Jones vs. Abbie "The Consequence" Costella.
A list of theme songs and finisher descriptions will be posted for better familiarity with the hired talent.
This has been Ray Webber reporting the big stuff."
"A woman who believes she is a werewolf...or is she the real deal? This challenger is ready to bite, trample, and maul her way through NWF. Perhaps the strangest member of the roster, Lyca is ready to be unleashed in the casino. Is it a Full Moon?"
"Carnival circuit veteran Brick Mason has signed with NWF as a member of the staff. Many speculate he will spearhead the broadcast table as a wrestling expert, but several sources are also saying he will coach members of Nova Wrestling before they go live. Whatever the case is, he is a good addition to the growing roster and will provide professional opinion and a strong microphone presence wherever he makes his impact."
"NWF Vol. 1 features chosen music from current superstars - the First Class Women. There will be an occasional theme from staff and for television not labeled on this CD. In that special case, it shall come in the form of spontaneity. Music!"
"Even though she doesn't have experience, Felicia Bruhski is a welcome addition to the broadcast booth. It helps that her dad is the creator of BruhTV and got her the gig...though we here at Wrestle HQ are sure she'll do well. With her smark and something she calls "shade", Felicia is sure to get the audience at home interested in the product. God we hope so."
The Finishers of NWF (List Will Update):
1. Jillhammer - Jill Eden - Jackhammer
2. Free Verse - Vivica Jones - Corkscrew Moonsault
3. Mynt's Muscle Buster - Mynt - Muscle Buster w/ Theatrics
4. Consequence Clutch - Abbie Costello - Sitting Cobra Clutch
5. The Half-Mast - Americore - Triangle Lancer/Kneeling step-over head-hold armbar
6. PUNCH PUNCH - Trash Panda - Heart Punch
7. Tyger Tyger Lock - Tygress II - Figure-four Armlock/Keylock
8. Bolt Action Suplex - The Bolt - Vertical Suplex Side Slam
9. Lyca's Choke Lift - Lyca - Stalling Choke Lift, sometimes with both hands