It's now or never for TNA. The money is running dry and the ratings are even dryer. Here's my 10-step plan to help improve the product.
I have watched every single episode of Impact since 2009 and I have always given TNA my full support. TNA has been better than WWE in most talent and entertainment aspects for the past couple of years; I have argued this point and will argue this point to anyone who is willing to have a mature, unbiased conversation about this topic. But things have now changed. WWE is now better than TNA from an entertainment standpoint-- there's no doubt about it. TNA has to do something different, and it has to be done the second BFG goes off the air.
1. Let the new breeds run the show. The title picture should only consist of Roode, Styles, Aries and Samoa Joe. I also like Anderson in this aggregate despite not being a "new breed". If they could sign John Morrison, he would also be world championship caliber.
2. Stop giving former stars away for free, use them to put new breeds over. Wrestling fans love when former stars return to the ring. That's why the loudest pops you'll hear in new age wrestling are when surprise entrants resurface at the Royal Rumble. Build more VALUE in the Jeff Hardys, Kurt Angles, Jeff Jarretts, Hulk Hogans of the world. Similar to the Rock's most recent run, put them on screen maybe a a dozen times a year. Have them incorporated in storylines throughout the year, but only let them wrestle during the Big 4 PPVs. Pair them with the new breeds who are in the championship picture, but not wrestling for the belt. Having former stars on TV every day completely wipes away the kind of nostalgia that draws casual wrestling fans. These guys can get the new breeds over with the right kind of build-up and promotion. RVD made WWE more money in one night on Money In The Bank than he made TNA in the entire 2-3 years he was with them. But since that night, his stock has devalued more and more each week. Eventually he will be an afterthought in WWE as well unless he disappears for a while.
3. Speaking of former stars, Hogan, I love you, but you have to go. You are consuming exponentially more than you are drawing. I'd like to see TNA part ways with him on a positive note in case WWE refuses to pick him back up. A once-a-year appearance by the Hulkster in a match on PPV (tag team, special referee, guest commentary) will draw HUGE bucks.
4. The one exception to former stars: MEM Sting as GM, but don't run the show around him. Sting should be the Goro of TNA; the King of Kings. Nobody can beat him, so he manages the entire organization and makes all of the decisions. He should not get tied into many storylines (if any at all). But he must be the enforcer. The feared dad who makes all the young men gasp when he makes an appearance.
5. Clearly defined championship picture, mid-card and tag team division. We talked about the World Title picture. The mid-card should be clearly defined with guys like Knux, Magnus, Storm, Gunner, Hernandez, Robbie E, Kazarian, Daniels, Wes Brisco, Eric Young. I'd even like to see them bring in some semi-known names (but not big enough to draw big) like a Carlito or a Matt Hardy to make this division more relevant. This group of wrestlers should battle for the TV title under traditional TV title rules. It should be defended during EVERY TV episode and should have a 10 minute time limit. The TV title is essentially a king of the ring storyline each week. Other mid card storylines will sprout from this large group of wrestlers fighting for the same prize.
Guys like Sabin, Kenny King, Petey Williams, Chavo Guerrero, Sonjay Dutt, and any other indie, cult-hero wrestler should comprise the X-Division. This division shouldn't mean much on the grandscale of the TNA championship picture. However, it should be an energy booster, a spot fest and a niche segment of TNA to merit its claim of NON-STOP ACTION. There should not be PPVs dedicated to this, nor should it represent a large chunk of TV time, but it should be there each and every week.
6. Hire the best looking women you can find in the business for the KOs division. This would be another niche segment of TNA. They would be known for broadcasting beautiful, sexy women on TV every week. Taryn Terrell, Tessmacher, Velvet Sky, Mickie James and Gail Kim can all stay. But they need way more than that. Why the hell they didn't hire Ivelisse Velez is beyond me. She needs to be the first one brought in. Scout the indies and bring in the beauties. Bring back Lacey von Erich if you need to.
7. Go back to the basics with traditional backstage interviews, promos, announcing and commentating. Take a page from Ring of Honor. Wrestling is fake and we all know that, but we still love pretending it's real. We love charismatic mic work and not just from the wrestlers, but from the commentators. BE CORNY. Believe what's happening in front of you is REAL LIFE. SELL US. Emotion is going to make the product seem much more real than a biker gang storyline.
8. Take a break from stables and power-control storylines for a while. Storylines should be about nothing but championships and pride. If guys aren't fighting over a belt, they are fighting over things guys actually fight over in real life: who is better, who's reputation needs redeemed the most, someone tried hitting on someone else's girlfriend. Heels don't have to be evil in everyones eyes. They don't have to do things that everyone will hate. And the same goes for faces. It's pretty simple if you ask me. Let the audience decide who they agree with and don't agree with.
9. Total reform of entrances. We need louder, more interesting, more custom entrance music, videos, taunts. Set the wrestlers up for success. Let them play their characters and let their characters make an impression. Give new viewers a reason to get curious about the unfamiliar names on screen. TNA has never had good entrances ever. I've seen better entrances in high school gym wrestling events. Make it TNA a spectacle-- gladiators from different backgrounds living different lifestyles (GIMMICKS) all competing to be the best
10. The last step is simple: be organized. Everyone in the organization must be on the same page and have a clear understanding of the direction of the business.
Things to keep:
Keep the four-PPV/year format with two special events each year. January: Genesis, March: Lockdown, May: Hardcore Justice, July: King of the Mountain, October: Bound For Glory.
Keep the 4-sided ring. Six-sided rings will not be taken seriously by anyone besides internet marks.
Keep the program on Spike TV (if they'll still have you). This product needs to be about serious, warrior-like competition, beautiful women, pride and celebration. People who are interested in those things watch Spike TV.
Keep Dixie Carter off television for most of the year. They have been doing a good job of this.
Things to consider:
Thursday nights are quietly becoming a very popular night of the week to go out. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights are the only evenings left where people are sitting in the house watching TV. I would advise moving Impact to Wednesday night if at all possible.
Cut ties with Taz. Eric Bischoff on commentary would be great. He and Mike Tenay would be a golden heel-face combo. Cut ties with Christy Hemme unless she still has the ability to dress skimpy (I can't tell if this can happen from week to week). And assign JB to do all in ring entrances and backstage interviews.
I have watched every single episode of Impact since 2009 and I have always given TNA my full support. TNA has been better than WWE in most talent and entertainment aspects for the past couple of years; I have argued this point and will argue this point to anyone who is willing to have a mature, unbiased conversation about this topic. But things have now changed. WWE is now better than TNA from an entertainment standpoint-- there's no doubt about it. TNA has to do something different, and it has to be done the second BFG goes off the air.
1. Let the new breeds run the show. The title picture should only consist of Roode, Styles, Aries and Samoa Joe. I also like Anderson in this aggregate despite not being a "new breed". If they could sign John Morrison, he would also be world championship caliber.
2. Stop giving former stars away for free, use them to put new breeds over. Wrestling fans love when former stars return to the ring. That's why the loudest pops you'll hear in new age wrestling are when surprise entrants resurface at the Royal Rumble. Build more VALUE in the Jeff Hardys, Kurt Angles, Jeff Jarretts, Hulk Hogans of the world. Similar to the Rock's most recent run, put them on screen maybe a a dozen times a year. Have them incorporated in storylines throughout the year, but only let them wrestle during the Big 4 PPVs. Pair them with the new breeds who are in the championship picture, but not wrestling for the belt. Having former stars on TV every day completely wipes away the kind of nostalgia that draws casual wrestling fans. These guys can get the new breeds over with the right kind of build-up and promotion. RVD made WWE more money in one night on Money In The Bank than he made TNA in the entire 2-3 years he was with them. But since that night, his stock has devalued more and more each week. Eventually he will be an afterthought in WWE as well unless he disappears for a while.
3. Speaking of former stars, Hogan, I love you, but you have to go. You are consuming exponentially more than you are drawing. I'd like to see TNA part ways with him on a positive note in case WWE refuses to pick him back up. A once-a-year appearance by the Hulkster in a match on PPV (tag team, special referee, guest commentary) will draw HUGE bucks.
4. The one exception to former stars: MEM Sting as GM, but don't run the show around him. Sting should be the Goro of TNA; the King of Kings. Nobody can beat him, so he manages the entire organization and makes all of the decisions. He should not get tied into many storylines (if any at all). But he must be the enforcer. The feared dad who makes all the young men gasp when he makes an appearance.
5. Clearly defined championship picture, mid-card and tag team division. We talked about the World Title picture. The mid-card should be clearly defined with guys like Knux, Magnus, Storm, Gunner, Hernandez, Robbie E, Kazarian, Daniels, Wes Brisco, Eric Young. I'd even like to see them bring in some semi-known names (but not big enough to draw big) like a Carlito or a Matt Hardy to make this division more relevant. This group of wrestlers should battle for the TV title under traditional TV title rules. It should be defended during EVERY TV episode and should have a 10 minute time limit. The TV title is essentially a king of the ring storyline each week. Other mid card storylines will sprout from this large group of wrestlers fighting for the same prize.
Guys like Sabin, Kenny King, Petey Williams, Chavo Guerrero, Sonjay Dutt, and any other indie, cult-hero wrestler should comprise the X-Division. This division shouldn't mean much on the grandscale of the TNA championship picture. However, it should be an energy booster, a spot fest and a niche segment of TNA to merit its claim of NON-STOP ACTION. There should not be PPVs dedicated to this, nor should it represent a large chunk of TV time, but it should be there each and every week.
6. Hire the best looking women you can find in the business for the KOs division. This would be another niche segment of TNA. They would be known for broadcasting beautiful, sexy women on TV every week. Taryn Terrell, Tessmacher, Velvet Sky, Mickie James and Gail Kim can all stay. But they need way more than that. Why the hell they didn't hire Ivelisse Velez is beyond me. She needs to be the first one brought in. Scout the indies and bring in the beauties. Bring back Lacey von Erich if you need to.
7. Go back to the basics with traditional backstage interviews, promos, announcing and commentating. Take a page from Ring of Honor. Wrestling is fake and we all know that, but we still love pretending it's real. We love charismatic mic work and not just from the wrestlers, but from the commentators. BE CORNY. Believe what's happening in front of you is REAL LIFE. SELL US. Emotion is going to make the product seem much more real than a biker gang storyline.
8. Take a break from stables and power-control storylines for a while. Storylines should be about nothing but championships and pride. If guys aren't fighting over a belt, they are fighting over things guys actually fight over in real life: who is better, who's reputation needs redeemed the most, someone tried hitting on someone else's girlfriend. Heels don't have to be evil in everyones eyes. They don't have to do things that everyone will hate. And the same goes for faces. It's pretty simple if you ask me. Let the audience decide who they agree with and don't agree with.
9. Total reform of entrances. We need louder, more interesting, more custom entrance music, videos, taunts. Set the wrestlers up for success. Let them play their characters and let their characters make an impression. Give new viewers a reason to get curious about the unfamiliar names on screen. TNA has never had good entrances ever. I've seen better entrances in high school gym wrestling events. Make it TNA a spectacle-- gladiators from different backgrounds living different lifestyles (GIMMICKS) all competing to be the best
10. The last step is simple: be organized. Everyone in the organization must be on the same page and have a clear understanding of the direction of the business.
Things to keep:
Keep the four-PPV/year format with two special events each year. January: Genesis, March: Lockdown, May: Hardcore Justice, July: King of the Mountain, October: Bound For Glory.
Keep the 4-sided ring. Six-sided rings will not be taken seriously by anyone besides internet marks.
Keep the program on Spike TV (if they'll still have you). This product needs to be about serious, warrior-like competition, beautiful women, pride and celebration. People who are interested in those things watch Spike TV.
Keep Dixie Carter off television for most of the year. They have been doing a good job of this.
Things to consider:
Thursday nights are quietly becoming a very popular night of the week to go out. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights are the only evenings left where people are sitting in the house watching TV. I would advise moving Impact to Wednesday night if at all possible.
Cut ties with Taz. Eric Bischoff on commentary would be great. He and Mike Tenay would be a golden heel-face combo. Cut ties with Christy Hemme unless she still has the ability to dress skimpy (I can't tell if this can happen from week to week). And assign JB to do all in ring entrances and backstage interviews.