This man makes almost twice Taylor Swift's salary in a year. He has a square jaw, piercing blue eyes, and a dazzling smile. He wears strictly Dukakis-brand suits, Armani-brand sunglasses, and solid gold rings. He has appeared on magazine covers, in television shows, and on the silver screen. He has managed fighters, actors, and champions. He has even stepped inside the octagon and walked out with his hands held high.
This is Adonis. And over the next thirty minutes, we will take a look at the man behind the shades, with exclusive interviews with the man himself and his top client, the French ambassador who has earned the title of The World's Greatest Mind.
"You know somethin' about me?"
Andrew Adonis sits against a dark marbled backdrop. His suit is resplendent, as always. He grins.
"I hate waiting. Just ask my mother."
Born at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York, New York in 1981, Adonis did what he would do his whole life - beat both trends and the odds to come out on top.
Archive footage of the hospital in question plays as images of a baby in an incubator fade onto the screen.
"You know I was supposed to be born three months later, right? I told you, I hated waiting, even back then. They said to her I'd be brain-damaged and weak and all that. But tell me..."
He laughs, triumphant.
"Do I look weak to you?"
Indeed, in what some doctors would call a miracle, this tiny baby boy would soon give way to a strapping young man.
Photos of Adonis at five, at ten, at fifteen fade onto the screen. His hair a beautiful sandy-blonde, his smile evident in all of them. In one captioned 'Age 16', he wears a wrestling singlet and headgear, looking exhausted but victorious as a medal dangles from his neck.
As a young man, Adonis learned to play the stock market. Being in the exchange's back yard certainly didn't hurt. A few key investments later and Adonis was on the fast lane to dream street.
There is a smooth transition from footage of the NYSE to Adonis's laughing face.
"My first investment, there's a story. Ever hear of Ashecorp? One of the biggest tech companies out there? I got in on the ground floor. And a few years later, I was off to Hollywood."
The hills of California accepted the silver-tongued stallion as one of their own, and soon Adonis made his most important investment of them all - himself.
The beautiful and pristine Adonis Studios, a white three-story building with glass doors and tall windows, reflects the Californian sunlight and beams like a beacon.
Adonis Studios, established in 2006, has gone through multiple different remodelings over the years, but one thing that has never changed is that iconic plaque outside the door that reads...
There is a close-up on the plaque itself. Gold, of course.
"Prometheus gave the humans life and fire, but Andrew Adonis gave them happiness and success." - a quote uttered by Ashecorp CEO, Austin Ashe. It is fitting when you consider the clientele this great studio has had.
There is shot after shot of Adonis behind his desk meeting with client after client. In each encounter, Adonis's handshake is firm, his smile bright and pronounced, and though he ages subtly in each one, his look never wavers.
"The man too dangerous for MMA himself! Joseph Cross, it's a pleasure doing business with you!"
"The iron giant! Sparky Foxworthy! How's it hanging, buddy?"
"C-Bax herself! Nothing like having your name in lights, am I right?"
"Dan Brown from downtown! Have you been working out? Ha! Of course you have!"
"Ortega, my guy! My man! My ace in the hole! Keeping that title for another month? Outstanding!"
More than a mere agent, Adonis has changed and guided clients from around the world, none more dramatically than French diplomat and former champion in the world of professional wrestling, Xander LeBelle. At the time this is airing, he is preparing for a match with Adonis in his corner.
August 28, 2016
Inside one of the finest restaurants in Los Angeles, the agent and his client meet over dinner. The conversation is measured, casual, though much like the fine steaks on their plates it is dripping with meaning. Cameras catch every word, aided occasionally by subtitles.
"Mr. LeBelle, you won't find a finer cut in LA," Adonis says, taking a sip of water from a crystal glass. "But let's cut to the chase."
He smirks and reaches into his briefcase. He slides a contract across the table and taps it.
"Boom. Talked to Banks directly. Obviously, they were already going to give their never-pinned star a chance for a shot at such a prestigious championship, but it never hurts to have a guy like me in your corner, am I right?"
As Xander picks up the contract, to read the fine print, he looks ready to celebrate as if he had already won the title.
"Remarkable," LeBelle says in awe. "I may be The World's Greatest Mind, but you are The World's Greatest Negotiator. No others come close. You could talk God himself into becoming an atheist."
Wasting little time, he picked up a pen and made the match official in ink.
"The last time I performed in the ring, there was a moment of silence when I got up after The Game Over from Mikey Stormrage. It will be more than just a moment when I can outsmart Vee A.D.Z." he said, before taking a sip from his glass of wine. "I can see it now. Sebastian yells into his headset that the impossible has happened, the day WZCW's man with a 180 IQ was beaten at his own game. But there's no such thing as an impossibility in this world, when the unexpected get involved, and if there's one thing that seperates me from any other wrestler in WZCW, it's expectations, wouldn't you agree?"
Adonis chuckles as he puts the inked contract back in his case. "Absolutely, kid. Absolutely. This Vee kid's got a pretty good record, but I mean, let's face it, what's a hyper-intelligent mind compared to the World's Greatest?"
"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king, Andrew. I don't intend to make light of my opponent, because if they have to decide which of the two of us is more worthy, it says quite a lot in favor of my opponent, but when your workplace is dominated by those of far lower intelligence, it's easy to see why an analyst like him could reach the height that he has. But...that's the problem, he's an analyst."
Adonis leans in to listen closely to his client's reasoning.
"He may pick up the clues to who the killer in every murder mystery, but this is not a story. Sometimes you come across a two way road, and you go down what is always the safe path, but a mugger pulls you into the bushes and shoots you for your wallet. All he's got to go off of is what he's seen from us, and even now, as I say these words to a documentary, that will go on the air...When exactly? Slightly before our match? If he watches this right now, all he will know is to be ready for the impossible, which itself will always be an impossibility."
Xander laughs at the camera, holds up his wine, and downs the rest of his glass. Adonis joins in and when he speaks next there is excitement in every breath.
"You're damn right, guy. Just remember, eyes on the prize. You beat this guy, you go to the Lottery. You win that, the world gets to see a dream match. LeBelle vs. Avison. A marquee match with the two best in the world. That's the money."
The two continue to speak and enjoy their meal, their voices fading out.
Xander is just one of his many clients, and in Adonis' opinion, his greatest.
We cut to an isolated room with a lone spotlight illuminating Xander's presence. LeBelle grins a confident Cheshire Cat's grin as he stares into the camera.
"I will never forget the words that Adonis said to me, when he welcomed me to his agency. Without these words...without Adonis, I would still have never stepped foot in WZCW again, and the world would have been robbed of something far worse than their jobs, or their homes. They would be missing a real game-changer, a revolutionary, the greatest mind in the world today, and I have Adonis to thank for the words that got me to share my brilliance with the rest of the world, 'Heroes and legends have to be the ones who write history for themselves.'"
A photo of Xander, under his identity of The Masked Gentleman, walking out of Lethal Lottery in his last known appearance in years flashes onto the screen before fading into a picture of current Xander after his victory over Veejay.
"'Christopher Columbus never discovered America, and Thomas Edison didn't invent the lightbulb, but the lives of the people who did don't matter because they never did anything with their discoveries. If you never take that step to write your own history, someone else will take it from you because history is written by the winners. With a mind like yours, and with me by your side, we'll be those winners who write history.'"
He pauses impressively to let his Adonis's words sink in.
"Since that day, I have never felt I have ever had to don that mask again to reach success, and now that the two of us burned it in front of an audience, I never will. And still, success will come to me."
Time will tell of the great success of Adonis and LeBelle. To some, the history seems unwritten, but to Adonis himself it seems all but assured. His reasoning is simple enough.
Adonis again fills the screen, the sunset reflected in his gold aviators as he stares out of the window of his agency.
"I mean, of course we're destined to succeed," he says. "You can come along for the ride yourself. After all...
He grins his dazzling grin.
"...You can trust me."
The credits roll.