May Sweep Series, Round One, Match Eight

[Coco]

This poll will be open for twenty four hours. Introducing first, an ex-convict fighting out of the space between your mother's big toe and index toe on her right foot, this is Roach Coach Mozzarella. And his opponent, a man whose asshole recently took his entire thumb, Doctor Dallas Page. The power is in your hands just as sure as Doc is loosening his asshole for the rest of his hand.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Remember, kids.

Cheese can be good for you.

I'm pretty sure there's, like, no nutritional value for thumbs in butts.

 

[JGlass]

You voted for yourself? Now I regret voting for you.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Can't get in the middle of this war among team mates.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I'd vote for me.

I'd vote for me so hard...

 

[The Doctor]

On one hand, I like cheese, a lot. On the other hand, I have high self-esteem. Decisions, decisions.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Come on Doc.

You're from Italy or something, right?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Doc voted for me I'm voting for Doc

 

[The Doctor]

Come on Doc.

You're from Italy or something, right?

I lived there for a few years, yeah. And they definitely had a lot of mozzarella there.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Noodles.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I lived there for a few years, yeah. And they definitely had a lot of mozzarella there.

You're goddamn right they did.

 

[D-Man]

I don't think it's possible for Doc to lose a popularity contest on Wrestlezone.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Anonymous Mozzarella says:
Hey
Let's make a deal
I win if I get more than half the votes you get.

The Doctor says:
OK...

Sounds like a deal to me.

 

[Coco]

I'm making an executive decision. You only get the win if you close the poll with exactly half as many points as Doc.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Deal.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I've always got the good Doctors back.