Kent FREAKS out

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  1. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    I was always confused about "That's the bottom line".

    So blowing up the DX Express was the bottom line? I realize it's supposed to be a metaphor, but he can't go from that extreme to having the bottom line just being what he intends to do in an upcoming match against Aldo Montoya.

    I imagine he means that the bottom line is the main emphasis of his overall point, that he apparently hates buses or something.
     
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  2. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    Not to mention Wyatt calling the police, the most normal thing he could do, would be considered a really dumb story progression. We watch wrestling for wish fulfillment, not normalcy.
     
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  3. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    After watching Triple H bury everyone he encounters, I can see why we'd all be desensitized to the idea of Sister Abigail's grave being disgraced.
     
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  4. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    Seriously? Bray calling the police would be the most epic storyline in the history of pro-wrestling. Weren't there investigators interrogating the WWE locker room as a reaction to Austin getting hit with HHH's car?

    Randy's future appearances are part of a work release program, and Bray becomes his court appointed monitor.
     
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  5. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    :lmao:

    Member ghost Wyatt coming out of a haunted lantern, and attacking Dean Ambrose? Getting the police involved would be the funniest character development of all time.
     
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  6. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    I imagine that pro-wrestling has always just been a big blind-spot unto the justice department. They'll probably arrest every single person that ever worked in pro-wrestling in regard to obscenity laws.
     
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  7. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    "Hey, remember how you started a fire and killed your parents? Well, the brother you forgot about remembers, and he wants to wrestle you in the ring."
     
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  8. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    "I'm not satisfied with the results of our match! Perhaps excavating our parents' coffins and dropping them off on stage during the next episode of RAW will teach you to have a better attitude about respecting me!"
     
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  9. BaconBits

    BaconBits WZ Czar of Steaks

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    According to a theory I read, Randy may not have committed grave desecration, based on Rowan's creepy ass videos. There is one from a couple months ago where he clearly digs up a body and carries it off. It's gets even weirder, but the end result is OG Wyatts running roughshod over the WWE.

    The more I think about it, it has legs. I highly doubt the WWE has played the long game that deep though. If they did, it's the best story they've done in a long, long time.
     
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  10. therockiswwf

    therockiswwf The voice of Michael Cole's headset

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    Hart.

    Come on people. The Tea lobs up a softball and no one even attempts to swing.
     
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