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  1. Randy Orton's Head Blood

    Randy Orton's Head Blood Swinging with Cesaro...

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    Whenever a Kayfabe News piece makes me laugh, I'll post it in here so you guys can read it. We'll start of with this little chestnut;

     
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  2. ヒュー G. レックション

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    I seriously wouldn't have been opposed to Reigns doing it, with his own spin on it of course.
     
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  3. Randy Orton's Head Blood

    Randy Orton's Head Blood Swinging with Cesaro...

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    Confused Trump thought he was going to meet D’Angelo Dinero

     
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  4. Fire Marshall Bill

    Fire Marshall Bill Let me show ya somethin!!!

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    The most recent kayfabe news that made me laugh was people actually believing WWE's report that Strowman would be out 6-8 months.
     
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  5. ShinChan

    ShinChan Gone. For. Good.

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    I believed it. I amn't smart like you.
     
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  6. Fire Marshall Bill

    Fire Marshall Bill Let me show ya somethin!!!

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    So after a brief google search, amn't is actually used in a few countries. News to me.

    Anyway, I would figure by now anyone would know to take a WWE story with a lunar-sized grain of salt. But don't feel too bad. You weren't the only one to go for it.
     
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  7. Stone Cold Tea

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    Amn't. Nice.
     
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  8. ShinChan

    ShinChan Gone. For. Good.

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    Well, I myself find "amn't" awkward. So, I used to use "ain't". Then it was said that it isn't a sign of educated person. So I don't what to use with "I ___ smart like you". I ain't smart isn't as awkward as I amn't smart.

    Can you tell what to use?
     
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  9. Hyorinmaru

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    Whichever one you want and fuck what anyone thinks about it.
     
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  10. Spidey

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    Are people really hung up on "ain't"?
     
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    Apparently. People gave him shit for it not to long ago.
     
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  12. BaconBits

    BaconBits WZ Czar of Steaks

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    Kayfabe News often has hilarious headlines, but the articles are rarely as funny.
     
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  13. Барбоса

    Барбоса doesn't know REAL wrestling...

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    I am.

    Contractions are for the weak.
     
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  14. George Steele's Barber

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    Fuckin' people.

    Why do you make me do these things?
     
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    Brock Lesnar “pleasantly surprised” to learn he is still Universal Champion

     
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  16. Hyorinmaru

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    Because I forget I say things 5 minutes after I say them
     
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  17. George Steele's Barber

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    What meds do they have you on?
     
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  18. Hyorinmaru

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    Fluoxetine.
     
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    Wrestling fan struggling to get “over” with girls


     
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  20. ShinChan

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    Another new word learnt!

    Why Contractions are for the weak?
     
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  21. Pika

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    Site called Hard Times had the same writing style, but wrote mainly around underground punk / metal stuff. People shared it a ton mainly because of the funny headlines and then realized the content was abysmal. Eventually it slowed, but they really did well off of that easy to please impressionable fan base. With the English oriented internet fan base pro-wrestling has it isn't hard to imagine why something like this could pass longer to a bigger audience.
     
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  22. Fire Marshall Bill

    Fire Marshall Bill Let me show ya somethin!!!

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    Sorry just saw this.

    "I am not..." is proper English. If you want to shorten it with a contraction, "I'm not..." works as well. Like I said, apparently amn't works in a few countries, but your use is literally the first time I'd ever seen it.
     
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