James Comey Testifies Before Congress

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Someone is taking pictures of the back of someone else's head.

 

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I'm watching the press take thousands of pictures of a desk, behold the wonders of the digital age.

 

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David Axelrod should shave his head, he looks like he's hungover with his weird long center of the top of the head hair.

 

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Donald Trump hasn't tweeted since 5:17am (central time). I think he's going through withdrawals.

 

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Sen Ben Cardin's gratuitous use of the word inappropriate seems inappropriate.

 

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Video of James' SUV on its way. If I was him, I'd throw something at one of those CNN roadside cameras.

 

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CNN shouldn't use all caps for their headlines. It looks like they're screaming at me.

 

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Oh SNAP! I stand corrected, President Trump hasn't tweeted since yesterday morning.

 

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I'm guessing that Just For Men is not a sponsor of CNN.

 

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If I had power over time and space, I would make this play as James Comey enters the room.

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I hope they make the press disperse by using a giant leaf blower.

 

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Sen Dianne Feinstein is here! I think she's the most badass woman in Washington.

 

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They're still taking pictures. You'd think that Muhammad Ali was knocking out Sonny Liston on that table.

 

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Sen Dianne Feinstein is here! I think she's the most badass woman in Washington.

Can't believe she lost out on the Wonder Woman role to an Israeli.

 

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CNN seems to be implying that the President and his circle are racist against tall people.

 

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Can't believe she lost out on the Wonder Woman role to an Israeli.

To play Wonder Woman, Sen Feinstein would need to dial back her badassery. She's not a miracle worker.

 

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Blah, James came in through a side door. He should have kicked open the double doors and hung his suit coat over his shoulder.

 

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James Comey is looking into our souls.

 

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Sen Burr wants the American people to understand what's going on, so he explains his concerns in the most convoluted way he can.

 

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Sen Mark Warner: This hearing isn't to undermine the 2016 election. Now let's talk about how Russian interference undermined the 2016 election.

 

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WHOA! James Comey stood to take the oath, and his head almost hit the ceiling.

 

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James Comey: President Trump is an asshole, but he didn't persuade me to end an investigation.

 

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Blah, pass the mic already Sen Burr.

 

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James Comey: Why did I take memos of my meetings with the President? Because I knew that eventually I'd end up here.

 

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James Comey: President Trump was not under investigation.

CNN: NANANANA! I'M NOT LISTENING!