I want to have sex with Booker T's wife: The Kurt Angle HQ

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

Kurt Angle is ranked 4th in the WCW region, 15th overall, but he is easily the most decorated competitor in the tournament.

- Won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freaking neck
- The first ever Euro-Continental Champion. Aside fro D'Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.
- Was never technically beaten for either the European Title or the Intercontinental Title
- King of the Ring Winner
- 4 time WWE Champion
- Successfully defended the WWE Title in a 6-Man Hell in a Cell Match
- WCW Champion
- United States Champion
- World Heavyweight Champion
- Went to TNA and literally held all of their Titles at once
- IWGP Heavyweight Champion
- Said that he wants to make Jesus tap out

Kurt Angle has experience in numerous match types (Hell in a Cell, Ladder Match, Cage Match, 2 out of 3 Falls, Street Fight), and the most tournament experience by far. He is the greatest athlete in the history of professional wrestling and he deserves to win it all. It's true, it's damn true.

 

[nightmare]

Dont forget that he is also pro-choice: Tap or Snap.


Kurt Angle. America. Fuck Yeah.

 

[Dirk]

I still want to adopt Kurt Angle, but he better pray there's no chance of him doing a moonsault.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Plus he's been arrested for DUI many times with no casualties. Life experience.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

He has overcome his alcoholism to be a great wrestler. He is as inspirational as Jeff Hardy.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

#TeamAngle

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Angle is just as good as Verne Gagne, Austin, Rock, or anyone else in this tourney. There, I said it.