I just shoved a trumpet in your ass.

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  1. Pepe Silvia

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    Aren't instruments fun?
     
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    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Where's the rest of the brass section?
     
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    Just choked on my sandwich, suing you :lmao:
     
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  4. Freddy4190

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    I love that fucking movie. And she's hot.
     
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  5. SSJPhenom

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    That movie made me go to band camp one year.

    It wasn't worth it.
     
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  6. Pepe Silvia

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    I played Trombone in fourth grade.

    Now I squirm when I hear Eruption. (Van Halen)
     
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  7. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    Alyson Hannigan can stick almost anything she wants up my butt.

    As long as I can return the favor sans lube.
     
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  8. SSJPhenom

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    Lube is a much need asset when visiting that part of the body.

    Never let anyone tell you any different.
     
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  9. Razor

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    Batman shoves Batarangs wherever he wants, including your MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
     
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  10. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    I've never used lube...Spit, maybe...But never lube.
     
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    SSJPhenom The Phenom of WZ

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    I'm guessing that you are the one doing to poking?

    Let the roles be reversed and tell me what you think.

    If you have been in that situation and you still didn't use lube, my hat is off to you sir.
     
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  12. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    I don't think a finger is worth lubing up...

    If it were to get any bigger, than yes, I'd request some lubrication.
     
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  13. SSJPhenom

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    Oh, I see. A finger huh?

    I wasn't talking about a finger.

    Fingers are fun though.
     
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  14. Razor

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    FACT: Razor has never tried to fuck a girl in the ass. He's too much of a gentlemen. Therefore, he has never used lube for a sexual act. It's called foreplay.
     
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    And what if she asks ya to?
     
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  16. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    Blow job + finger in the ass = Peter North-type cumshots.

    I've never "tried" either. That implies I just put it in there without permission.

    It wa always consensual, so it was more "get her ass wet and stick it in there".
     
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  17. SSJPhenom

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    I suggest you try it. At least once.

    I also have many other things on my list that a person should try, at least once. That's for a different thread, however.
     
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  18. SSJPhenom

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    Trust me my friend, you are preaching to the choir on this one. I know all about this and I agree with you one hundred percent.
     
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  19. Razor

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    Then sure. Of course, then I'd have to break my "I've never used lube" record. However, I believe in pleasing the chick, so whatever.

    Oh, but of course. I would never imply that you cornered porn stars from the street corner and "tried" to have anal sex with them. As if I would do such a dastardly thing.

    Make that thread. Include "Punching JKO (Juicy) in the balls," just for me.
     
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  20. Razor

    Razor crafts entire Worlds out of Words

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    It's that damn Prostate. We men are suckers for that bitch.
     
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  21. Pepe Silvia

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    I fucking love this place.
     
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  22. NSL

    NSL Life's A Bitch, And Then You Mosh

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    This reminds me of a dream I had during my time away from WZ. It was probably caused by the amount of NyQuil I had taken to fall asleep, but I had a very lucid dream that I was balls deep in Flower Tucci's ass.

    I really wish I could have that dream again...

    Thus why I'd let a girl put on a strap-on and get in there. You only live once.
     
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  23. SSJPhenom

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    I will make that thread. As soon as I find my list of things that a person should try, at least once.

    I will put, "Punching JKO (Juicy) in the balls," on the list. Just for you. Well, and for me.
     
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  24. SSJPhenom

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    Exactly and trust me, it's worth it.

    You'd be surprised as to how good it feels.
     
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  25. Pepe Silvia

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    I'd sig this, but you're currently in my Top 3, so
     
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