I Heart Cena

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  1. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Have fun as part of the chain gang.
     
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  2. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    This isn't surprising.

    Edit: I thought this was in the prison. :-(
     
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  3. Whap Me Jungles

    Whap Me Jungles singularly terrible

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    He doesn't even get his own prizzin thread like the moron he is
     
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  4. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    HA! What a buffoon!

    Also; I think I'm in some kind of war with BaconBits right now in terms of who can produce the tastiest hash based recipe. Hash as in a ground up mixture of ingredients and not the kind that would get some of us arrested.

    For a group of five people, here's my recipe for Texas Hash! *whip-snap*

    You'll need:

    6oz of onions

    4oz of green peppers

    1lb, 4oz of ground beef

    1lb of whole tomatoes (two or three should do)

    1/2oz of chili powder

    A dash of salt, a dash of pepper

    4oz of rice

    Texas Pete hot sauce, your call in terms of how much to use.

    Start your rice cooking as it'll take a little while, pour into a pot with about a quart of water and add a pinch of salt. If you can, make the pot air tight while it's cooking. Excess water can be drained after the rice is cooked.

    Finely chop the onions and peppers, dice (cut into cubes) the tomatoes. Mix them together and save for later.

    Start your beef cooking in a frying pan. With a wisk, break it up into small pieces while it cooks. For a healthier meal, drain excess fat after the meat has thoroughly cooked.

    Pour cooked rice, cooked beef and vegetables into a cooking pan. With a wooden spoon, mix the spices into the mixture. Add however much Texas Pete you feel is appropriate. Cook at 350 for an hour, or until the center is at 180.
     
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  5. ShinChan

    ShinChan Gone. For. Good.

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    Any vegetarian recipe please?
     
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  6. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    Don't add the beef.

    *Drops mic and walks off stage*
     
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  7. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    My best recommendation is to sauté tofu in vegetable oil to substitute the ground beef. You could add chopped portobello mushrooms and some soy sauce for flavor.
     
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  8. Navi

    Navi With the safety off!!

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    I use almost the same recipe without the rice, substitute potatoes instead, and no bell peppers. Yea I love them, rest of the family doesn't. Also put a bit of Worcester sauce and if I'm in the mood HP. Really flavours up the meat somewhat. Then I mash it all together. Lovely meal on a cold winter's night. Add a couple of fried eggs on top.

    For another version, I omit the ground beef and put in a can of corned beef, no sauce or tomatoes but still add everything else. That makes a great corned beef hash salad, similar to potato salad and on sour dough bread it's delicious.


    Just omit the meat in the recipes Kapu and add tofu or anything else that you use as a meat supplement.
     
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  9. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    for my hash like meal Usually get a frozen hash mix from the store and add ground breakfast sausage and eggs. I like to keep it simple
     
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  10. Navi

    Navi With the safety off!!

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    I've never seen a frozen hash mix at the store. I like to keep it simple as well. Nothing more simple than potatoes, corned beef, a few seasonings and a grated carrot. Mixed together is yummy. Only really have to cook the potatoes.

    The thing with hash is you can make as much as you want and freeze it for later. So when I'm really busy that's what I do.
     
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  11. BaconBits

    BaconBits PM me your cat's farts.

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    I'll actually making a hash for dinner tomorrow with sweet Italian sausage. Don't really have time to stop at the store to get anything else to go with the sausage, and I have taters, onions, carrot shreds, and eggs to poach to put on top. I may get a little saucy and add some bacon, too.

    I generally season such a mixture with seasoned salt, a bit of sage, a clove or two of garlic and a teaspoon or so of cayenne pepper.

    I was already thinking this when I started that hash **** in the LD last night.
     
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  12. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    I think it called Potatoes O'Brien. Just diced potatoes, onions & bell peppers. All I need to do is add the sausage & eggs.
     
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  13. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    Wha!? Hash is one of the simplest entrees to cook, your version actually sounds like more of a hassle.

    One thing I dislike about cooking is having to thaw frozen ingredients. I just buy the ground beef from the cooler. Sometimes I forget that I left frozen meat thawing on the counter, and I end up with brown sludge dripping down onto the floor.
     
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  14. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    It would be a hassle if I had to wait for it to thaw.

    I cook it from frozen
     
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  15. enviousdominous

    enviousdominous Behold my diction

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    I just realized that hash wouldn't really need to be thawed, since it's ground up beforehand anyway and would likely cook all the way through as it broke up in the oven.

    I've been striking out a lot lately in this whole logic game.
     
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  16. I Heart Cena

    I Heart Cena Well-Known Member

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    Let me out, I have stuff I want to say.

    Like my idea for a Misanine vs Rock feud at WM

    My prediction that 2 Japanese wrestlers will win the 2 RRs next Sunday, and both will celebrate with the red dot flag to close the show

    And how The Cleaner will be involved in romantic angles with both a Diva and male wrestler when he joins WWE next year.
     
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  17. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    Say it in here
     
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  18. I Heart Cena

    I Heart Cena Well-Known Member

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    Why not in the forums.

    Also, Ronda Rousey should feud with Alexa Bliss.
     
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  19. Hyorinmaru

    Hyorinmaru Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens

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    Because you can't post in the other areas and I doubt KB will change that
     
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  20. I Heart Cena

    I Heart Cena Well-Known Member

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    Then he will have hell to pay.

    The same team of lawyers that Mean Gene threatened Hogan with at the end of BATB96, are also employed by me.

    It's in his best interest to remove the shackles or face legal action.
     
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  21. Stone Cold Tea

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    Good way to get yourself out
     
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  22. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    This one is more sad than anything else.
     
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  23. Hyorinmaru

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    Good luck with that.
     
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  24. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    I repeat:

    This one is more sad than anything else.
     
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  25. Jeff Deliverer of Mail

    Jeff Deliverer of Mail Join WZCW because writing is hip

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    I don't usually post in The Prison section for fear of getting Thread Aids but damn, that looks good man! For a completely useless cook like me that Gordon Ramsey would have a field day making fun of...this looks remarkably easy to make too.
     
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